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Homestuck Teen Beach Movie AU

I got thinking on Teen Beach Movie, and realized it's a movie that should be turned into a situational AU for many, many series (The whole scenario, I should mention. Not just the movie in a movie that's a parody of an interpretation of Romeo and Juliet). So... Homestuck..? :) (Sorta Humanstuck as well? The movie stars trolls, even if the canon character is a human, and vice versa for the "real world")

Long Explanation under cut

Jake English and Nepeta Leijon-Vantas both adore exploring around the beach, occasionally with her older brother, Karkat. However, Jake's getting old enough he needs to start getting ready for university, and has been given acceptance to a really good school in another country as a top choice, much to Nepeta's dismay.

But, for one last adventure, they end up getting caught in a freak storm with a massive wave dragging them both under alongside Karkat, who came to help quell any fighting. They end up in Jake's silly movie, (which I haven't a name for, so we're gonna use the name in the original movie) Wet Side Story, with Jake being a fan of both groups (which are based off the dream moon split from both pre-scratch universes(Earth A and Beforus), including the beta kids(Johsan Fyblow(John) is Canus, Ruzena Gliade(Rose) is Virpia, Bedwyr Minsel(Dave) is Gemries, and Diopsi Lapine(Jade) is Pigo)), while Nepeta just wants to go home and Karkat busy critiquing the story of the movie. As in the original film, the longer they're there, the film begins to... assimilate? them into the world, slowly turning them into trolls(all having their signs from Homestuck proper, with Karkat and Nepeta's "birthdays" moved forward a month so they're actually a Cancer(6/12 -> 7/12) and a Leo(7/4 -> 8/4)).

To add to the problems of "going home", Jake and Nepeta accidentally ruin the big scene at the end of Act 1, where the bookish Aranea finally gains the confidence to sing, only to almost fall of the stage, being caught by Cronus, except Nepeta ends up dancing with the violetblood, leaving Jake to catch Ms. Serket. Thus, leading to things falling apart in Film Land.

Thus, (since I'm cutting out the original film's villains; I have a different idea for "villains" in this AU) the story becomes a comedy as Jake and Nepeta need to get Cronus and Aranea back together before the reel runs out, stranding them and Karakt as trolls forever.

Any ideas?