#crocodile suit

[noconcessions]

[moongothic]

Y'know Crocodile's Mushroom Lore kinda makes sense though, like he seems like the kind of person who does appreciate some peace and quiet, having time to himself to relax and enjoy some fresh air (something that would be easy to achieve by just going on a walk in a forest), but also, what is mushroom foraging if not a low-level type of treasure hunting (the "treasure" isn't particularly valuable, but it's edible so it's rewarding in its own right); an oddly fitting hobby for a pirate

[nico-moist-moses]

"Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?"

He won't bite...

Edit: I FORGOT HIS MUSTACHE JAIL FOR ME JAIL FOR A THOUSAND YEARS (i fixed it phew)

[bunnycuns]

[echoing-gravity]

Can Marinette Bench press a building?!

(Ladybugs, also known as lady beetles or ladybird beetles, are able to carry objects that are up to 1,000 times their own weight due to the unique structure of their exoskeletons. An exoskeleton is an external protective covering that provides support and protection to the insect's body. This covering is made up of a material called chitin, which is a strong and lightweight polymer. The exoskeleton also gives ladybugs their characteristic shiny, hard shells. Ladybugs use their powerful leg muscles to lift and carry heavy objects, such as large leaves or other insects. The unique structure of their exoskeleton allows them to distribute the load evenly across their body, making it possible for them to carry heavy objects without being weighed down. Additionally, their strong legs and other muscles are equipped to sustain this weight too)

But like with her legs???

I wanna see a MLB x DC fic where Marinette is working with young justice and like a building fucking falls on them but marinette just fucking kicks it away. Or picks it up. Itd be even more absurdly funny if she wasn't transformed and the super strength is like a kwami side effect.

WHAT IS MARINETTES WEIGHT? IS THERE A CANNON ANSWER??? DO I HAVE TO PULL A MATPAT AND DO PIXEL MEASUREMENT MATHAMATICAL BULLSHIT???? I WANNA KNOW IF SHE CAN LOFT A BUILDING OR NOT!!!

[punks-never-die205]

Here's the big ask for the Kid blog - what is his problemmmmm 😩😩😩

Kid's?

lol you need that chronologically or alphabetically?

But, I mean, that's part of why we love him, y'know? Despite wanting to shake him like a glow stick, he's an interesting, infuriating, and deeply complex character.

We have solid framework for a myriad of different possibilities and assumptions about him, and so many different things work. And Gods that ANGER

What this man needs is a nice AU and a chance to own his own business. Auto body repair, mechanical engineering, or a BDSM club owner. Ten years he's insanely rich and still working in the oil change pit with the newbie.

Poor new guy doesn't realize he's the CEO/Owner until like 8 months in. He's been bitching about this asshole to KILLER of all people and Killer's just glad the newbie's letting off steam.

Kid takes a while to get used to, after all. But once you get there, you stay.

[attyrocious]

met gala cross guild ladies serving-..god damnit kylie buggy

special shoutout to @shira-hoe-shi for joining me on my MG tirade this morning and apologies to anyone who follows me on main about said tirade

[empressofmankind]

I am going to assume you're looking at the hook.

What else would I be looking at, sir 😇

[captainbaddecisions]

Oh Mr Sandman...🎵🐊

[rollinouttahere-writes]

okay crazy idea but what if Lizard and Nugget did get married?

If the rescue party was just too late to saving her, and her and Nougat were legally married, it wouldn't change much. Luffy is still going to save her, and Lizard won't really view the marriage seriously since she never agreed to it. The Charlottes can complain all they like, Lizard isn't coming back. She's a pirate, she doesn't care about legalities that much.

Now in some insane situation where Nougat goes through a character arc, and not only gets on Lizard's good side, but also gets her to leave Koby for him? Literally no one accepts this. The Straw Hats all think she's been brainwashed or something. They keep crashing the attempted weddings because obviously she doesn't actually want this! She's being forced somehow! There is nothing she can say that will make them believe this is legit.

Crocodile is seething. He also has a hard time believing that this is real, but after seeing them together in person, he realizes that it is. He can see the love in Lizard's eyes as she looks at her fiance. He refuses to accept this. Big Mom is too dangerous and unstable, he will not allow her to be his baby's mother in law, absolutely not. In a heel-turn that absolutely no one saw coming, he becomes a Koby supporter. He's dragging that kid to Totto Land by the ear while warning him that if he doesn't successfully win Lizard back he's going to end him.

[merakiui]

cutest of all time… orz

[puppyeared]

crumbs of a story im writing

clumsy rookie news photographer chasing after a gentleman thief to start an advice column ^_^

the thiefs legit job as a librarian doesnt pay enough to cover his rent (not enough public funding?), so he steals from rich politicians.

he kind of sees it as "hitting two birds with one stone," since the politicans are more interested in infrastructure than public funding anyway, and they have more than enough money so he doesn't feel bad doing it

since its done out of necessity, the thief is extremely meticulous and plans out his thefts. but hes also a theatre kid, so he makes a costume and more or less garners the attention of the community

the rookie is a newspaper photographer who has been following the thief for some time and has grown to admire him

the newspaper he works for is community oriented (organizing events and programs, advocating for the public) and believes the thief shares similar values

basically he proposes to start an advice column with the thief to build a rapport with the community, with the goal of winning over the public

the thief is hesitant because he's really only doing it for himself and doesnt want to get anyone else involved, but the rookie tells him to think of it as a way of helping everyone

the rest is kinda fuzzy.. i wanted to touch on community effort and public interests. I don't know if this will be the kind of story that encourages people to take action, I don't see myself as being any kind of model citizen. for now I'm just focused on pouring all my thoughts and faith in humanity into a story setting

[dailycaligura]

i wanna tell ya if caligura was an animal he'd be a wolf eel. theyve got that same energy amongst eachother

Day 3.

Oh yeah I indeed can see this, especially with that ugly mug of it’s.

Yeah they don’t have such a colour of course, but who cares, even in the world of fucked up deep sea creatures that fucker would be special.

[peaceshire]

they are bunny boyfriends :^)

[thegivenchythree]

Tom Ford s/s 2024

[robodoggiez]

🔥A compilation of my most recent InvestiGators sketches🌟

Humanizations

Daryl from a Post-Book 5 AU of mine

Daryl/Crackerdile being angry and cute as usual :0)

Mango and Brash doing something horrible