#T-T omg I just need it.

[punks-never-die205]

Here's the big ask for the Kid blog - what is his problemmmmm 😩😩😩

Kid's?

lol you need that chronologically or alphabetically?

But, I mean, that's part of why we love him, y'know? Despite wanting to shake him like a glow stick, he's an interesting, infuriating, and deeply complex character.

We have solid framework for a myriad of different possibilities and assumptions about him, and so many different things work. And Gods that ANGER

What this man needs is a nice AU and a chance to own his own business. Auto body repair, mechanical engineering, or a BDSM club owner. Ten years he's insanely rich and still working in the oil change pit with the newbie.

Poor new guy doesn't realize he's the CEO/Owner until like 8 months in. He's been bitching about this asshole to KILLER of all people and Killer's just glad the newbie's letting off steam.

Kid takes a while to get used to, after all. But once you get there, you stay.

[pillowbo]

Forcemasc can be extremely humiliating and degrading! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. How humbling is it that you now live to serve a beautiful woman because she strapped you to a table and smeared t-gel onto you repeatedly.

She has to put gloves on her pretty hands, of course, can't let herself be corrupted how she's corrupting you. You hear the snap of rubber and then watch as she squeezes a big glob out of the tube, a glint in her eye as she glances from you to the shiny gel on her fingertips.

Perhaps she's a mad scientist, a cerebral woman with the sole intent of crafting a man out of you for whatever reason, perhaps she sees your potential.

Your thoughts drain out of your head all at once as the cold shock of gel glides against your skin, rubbing into your increasingly taut muscles and all over your body, and you can do nothing but writhe in your restraints as she describes in great detail her plan to make you into her perfect husband.

It's your position to be beneath her, as she sculpts you into her willing servant; here to carry big heavy things and go to work for her, pay her bills, give her money to buy Sephora and Coach and to get her perfect nails done, fuck her on demand when she wants it.

She'll take care to make you appear presentable. Of course, you will be distinctly masculine beside her, but none of that nonsense about smelling awful or being greasy in a wife beater because some simpleton thinks it's manly.

You might think, you're just a guy, you don't need much. Don't worry your big stupid head about any of it. She will arrange your wardrobes; suits and ties and nice shoes and cologne.

Can't have her arm candy looking slobbish! No, you will be her Dapper Dan as she wishes. You'll have all the time in the world to be absolutely filthy with her in the sheets, after all.

She touches your growing tdick with her gloved hands, bringing you back down to the moment once again when she gives it a few quick strokes and laughs at your responses, twisting and jerking at the sensation.

You're so sensitive now!

At last, she decides that you are ready. You look down at your newly grown tdick, hairs sprouting in rough stubble across your face, a happy trail, and hairy thighs that would take forever if you wanted to shave, the hairs inevitably sprouting right back.

You realize how permanent this is, what she has done to you, and all at once it makes you insanely horny. You want to pin her down and fuck her, the woman who did this to you.

She happily welcomes it, orders it even, but swats your sweaty hands away from her until she's led you to her bedroom. Stupid boy, show some restraint.

You get to the room and she strips, and she is so beautiful, such a contrast to you now, to how you always had been, on the inside. She is graceful and feminine and smooth as she walks, you feel so clunky and awkward, but she looks at you with admiration in her eyes at her work.

It's all it takes for you to top her and fuck her into her queen-size four-poster bed until you're both coming, over and over, you can't help but repeat your thrusting into her over and over, because she made you this way, because you've always been just a dumb man toy that exists to satisfy her pleasure.

[clumsiestgiantess]

Oh the irony of finally becoming a giant only to take a look at how far away the ground seems from your perspective and immediately feel sick with vertigo. You can’t stand it, but you’ve been wanting this for forever!

Or…

Oh the irony of finally becoming a tiny only to realize being picked up and carried causes you to get extremely motion sick. You hate it, but you’ve been daydreaming about it being the best thing ever!

[tvckerwash]

I like to think that during pfl (using his s9 characterization, not s10) wash is the guy you go to when you want to know something (ah la a line in the fall of reach novel I believe where chief says the enlisted personnel always seem to know stuff bc wash is clearly enlisted).

he's in a position where he's privy to information from the higher-ups, and he's friendly enough with the lower rungs that he knows the gossip going around. as a bonus though, wash ain't no narc, so if you want that information you need to offer him something of equivalent exchange (consequently fueling the 'guy who knows things' thing). for example, north had to tell him about using equipment in the field in order to get him to tell him what his meeting with internals was about.

wash isn't the only guy who knows things, of course, but he's the guy who has the widest base of general knowledge. ct is also someone who knows things, but she's a lot more specific, and what she lacks in scale she more than makes up for with how in-depth her knowledge is. wash is where you learn about something from, ct is where you get all the juicy details (to the point of it almost being tmi). she also has an equivalent exchange policy, but people tend to be a bit more reluctant to get information from her because of what her knowledge is (and the borderline 'insane conspiracy theorist' energy doesn't help either).

florida? well...you don't wanna know what he knows. the cost is simply too high.

[deus-ex-mona]

when the slowburn makes the ship extra cute~~~

[kyo-hiki]

sketches of really random stuff lmao

[kuromi-hoemie]

feeling v proud of myself for eyeing something and thinking “that seems like it's 70 inches” then it was 😌

[general-gt]

Holy shit, Mice Of The Military on Ao3 got an update! And the author says they have more ideas?? I’m so hyped!

If you haven’t read the fic, go do it! Go! And while you’re at it, read their other stuff too! They wrote some of my favourite Undertale g/t which actually inspired my own writing from 2017, so go read it!

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

Breaking News Doctor Who Season 14 (1?) Episode 2 The Devil’s Chord Written Specifically For Me

[beeduoo]

would u try

[youraveragecatastrophe]

[Image description : three drawings of characters from the 2019 show Carmen Sandiego, lined with black ink and colored with pencils. Carmen is wearing a striped shirt with the colors of the original Gilbert Baker flag, and she and Player are draped with a large transgender flag. They are looking at each other and smiling. Julia, her hands in her pants' pockets, wears a brown leather jacket and a horizontally-striped shirt the colors of the lesbian flag. She is looking at the viewer and smiling. Devineaux, his hands on his hips in a proud posture, wears a vintage-styled jacket in the colors of the transgender flag. /End description]

To cap off this pride month, a few of my queer headcanons for Carmen Sandiego (2019) characters!

I headcanon Player as a trans boy and Carmen as a trans woman! I also definitely think Carmen's sapphic but I don't have a more specific identity in mind for her.

Julia is a lesbian ofc. Her shirt is inspired by this retro lesbian shirt! If I had seen it before inking I would have made it an actual shirt with a collar and all but alas I saw it too late.

And I headcanon Devineaux as a trans man. His jacket was heavily based on this vintage jacket, obviously with the colors reworked. That's his new lucky coat probably.

(I have headcanons for other characters but since they're less fixed I won't talk about them here)

[silusvesuius]

n*loth is literally a demon i mean iHold on YAAASSSSS!

i mean it 😒😒😒

[bibleofficial]

realized my ‘soup’ that i ‘invented’ is just. daal. humans will always reinvent the wheel

[slashingdisneypasta]

Sorry, two more Grycho things that I completely forgot to add onto the original ask, and just remembered now so I'm putting them here XD

The first thing. I guess this could also just be two pals fucking around, but I'm still putting it here XD in your Wheezy x Y/N x Greasy drabble, it was mentioned that Greasy sings in the shower. I'm just imagining that when they get closer, Psycho will pop in when he hears Greasy singing and is like "Hey can you sing the-" "I'm not a radio, get out!"

(If this was Grycho, maybe Greasy would take Psychos requests-)

The second thing. There are stories of kids who grew up around LGBTQ people, and had no idea they were. Not homophobic or anything, the kids just didn't put two and two together. And I'm just imagining that's how Smartass' Daughter!Y/N finds out XD like I'm just imagining at some point, she and Ritchie get to talking about it somehow, and that's when she realized it.

Ritchie: *genuinely curious* Sooo... Is there something between you and your unkles?

Y/N: Huh? What do you mean?

Ritchie: You know, Greasy and Psycho? They're always together.

Y/N: "Yeah. They've always been close! They just like each other so much ^^

Y/N: They always sit next to each other at home, and when Greasy is gone for hours Psycho will jump onto him and won't let go. And they even sleep in the same room to-

Y/N: ...

Ritchie: ...

Y/N: ...

Ritchie: *trying so hard to hold back his laughter* Well, that explains a lot-

Y/N: Shut up!

(I'm on mobile so Ritchie can't be yellow XD)

Omg, I'm not your radio get out! XD I love that- he's not self conscious or anything he just wants the loony bastard out of his goddamn shower and to stop demanding things of him!!

And- hahahaha XDD Yesss!! XDD

[deus-ex-mona]

renren chapter let’s goooooooooooooo

[that-was-anticlimactic]

i feel a wisdom tooth coming in. i am terrified. i am genuinely so scared of getting them removed😭 and i’ve been procrastinating bc it scares me so much😭