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CAN HAN JISUNG FUCKING CHILL
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you owuld think it looks like a penis from far away wouldnt you
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Anyway i think jensen will lose and no one will want to continue the winchesters and then he will convince misha to create a streaming platform / channel with him and call it something incredibly supernatural cringey like the family business beer company he owns
#and daneel will be like welp one more day#crazy ass man#but she will be on board bc she likes deancas#and misha is cool too#spn
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware#boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu#he’s anything BUT boring#he just doesn’t say shit lmao#fionna and cake#adventure time#atimers#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time fanart#fionna campbell#simon petrikov#princess bubblegum#cake the cat
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johan's scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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Hi friends, I am learning this morning that Joost Klein and the Netherlands as a whole may be disqualified from Eurovision. Why is that, you ask? Well, our lovely Dutch gabber chose to do a little heckling during the press conference, shouting"Why not?" After the Israeli press rep told Eden Golan that she didn't have to answer a question regarding why she felt comfortable performing the show when it put others in danger. He also would actively cover his head with a flag during her speaking portions. As well, he explicitly asked for the Isreali team to not record him during some of their video filming. They did anyway. That takes us to today, where, from down the grapevine I hear that comments were made by the Israeli team regarding Joost's deceased father of whom his song is dedicated to, and he retaliated full force. Not sure what this means, or what will happen to him, but I support him in standing up to Isreal on what is at present one of the largest Israeli stages.
#eurovision#joost klein#netherlands#i stand with palestine#Palestine#pro palestine#If they do ban him he has every right to just start going crazy on them#if they don't ban him he has every right to go crazy on them#Joost Klein can singlehandedly take down Eurovision? i hope so.#We support a king who wants to be on the right side of history. Beat their asses.#I love u Joost u spectacular little albino man#boycott eurovision
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i think it's time i admit i have the biggest fatest crush on 1941 crowley. like dude.
#its bad man everytime i watch that see i start giggling uncontrollably and now u're telling me its gonna get EXPANDED??????#DO YALL WANT ME TO GO CRAZY CAUSE UTS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ANYWAY#he's just soooooo UUGHHHHH SOO#no wonder aziraphale fell ass over heels in love immediately i can understand#the fucking HAT the FUCKING SLICKED BACK HAIR THE CONFIDENCE THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR VIBES I AM DECEASED#i need to be sedated#good omens#good omens s2#crowley good omens#crowley#good omens season 2
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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books
#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED#not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out#and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid#gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you#i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy#cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell#and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power#in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon#who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him#louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking#yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#loumand#loustat
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Taliesin Jaffe, 11/9/2023:
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So, if you've been following me for a while, you might remember this unspecified naruto character that I have a feud going on with. While I was rewatching the Chunin exams arc 2022/23, I spotted this old fuck:
If you remember this time period of me posting, you might also know that I was quite pissed at him. He didn't do anything, but why is this minimum fourty year old fuck here??? That's not a shinobi, that's a distinguished gentleman. Get him out of the army. My man literally has his hitai-ate tied in a bow?? Hello??
But. It gets crazier.
you might think that this is a regular screenshot of mr.bow but NO! This is him still sitting in the exams room after the tenth question was asked. BOW MAN PASSED THE THEORETICAL CHUNIN EXAMS. That's crazy! This man probably was in the forest of death, IN THAT OUTFIT.
And if you thought that was all. Here's my new discovery-
HE'S CANON. HE EXISTS IN THE NARUTO MANGA THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. NOT JUST SOME FUCKER MADE UP BY STUDIO PIERROT.
#mr. bow#bow man#I haven't seen him in the following chapters yet but you bet your ass that I'm on the lookout!!#WHEN I CATCH THIS MF#naruto#naruto shippuden#naruto manga#naruto meta#crazy shit#chunin exams#chunin exam arc#naruto classic#my posts
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GUESS WHO‼️‼️
YEAH I CAN BE PROUD OF MY ART FOR ONCE SO WHAT????
#lighting goes crazy#trying something new#what an emo#emo ass man#i forgor his lipstick im so sorry#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#miraculous lb#ladybug and chat noir#chat noir#drawing#claw noir#miraculous special
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me losing my shit when evan peters shows up in something im watching as if i didn't choose to watch it specifically cause he's in it
#even when im rewatching something#to be fair when i watched kick ass for the first time i genuinely didn't know he was in it so that was exciting#i just go crazy when that man is on screen like#evan peters#ahs#american horror story#evan peters fandom#fangirl#tate langdon#fandoms#fanfiction#film#evan peters imagine#evan peters smut#x men
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i think he's really funny
#dgs#ryuunosuke naruhodou#mine#grown ass man#his immune system must be crazy to be downing a whole bottle of pills in one go i always think about that like. he's not ok#relatively normal characters that are just some guy but theyre also in denial of how quirky they are. heart <3#that first one was like from february. og hater
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that look is so nasty i can't breathe chilchuck don't take that from him!!
#chilaios#laios touden#chilchuck tims#this whole page is sooo funny to me#his ass does NOT! gaf about white day!#as crazy nasty as that look is chilchuck 100% deserves it#like wtf do you mean#YOU'RE RUDE OLD MAN#love him#heart emoji#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi
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"we need more weird queers" Y'ALL CANT EVEN HANDLE LESBIANS SAYING THEY EXCLUDE MEN.
#y'all are some pussy ass bitches#bringing back a label that terfs made to exclude lesbians who dated trans women#also considering how many nonbinary lesbians and trans women actively dislike the label...idk man it's all not mathing#where's that fucking 0t3 post#'in a world where lesbophobia and misogyny still exist we need to have a sexuality label that inherently excludes men'#not to mention#y'all are the fucking bootlickers who want cishets involved in everything#how are WE the bootlickers for having boundaries around our sexuality#some of y'all need to jump off a cliff mega crazy style#anti bi lesbian#lgbt+#lgbtq+#queer discourse
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