#crank that soulja boy

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

White boy, crank that soulja boy

As is my duty, I shall crank that funky music til I die

[dem0liti0n-extr4ord1naire]

shitty shovel knight plushie userboxes because i feel like shit. also the neopets pea with a santa hat

plushies made by @\donuttyphoon on DA :3c these are f2u, credit is APPRECIATED but NOT required

[microwavepopcorn]

[soapdispensersalesman]

[sailororbiter]

If you Crank That Soulja Boy 30 minutes a day for 30 days, you will start to see a change in your physique. #Fitness

[jae-in-a-trenchcoat]

Poor Kenji

[restinslices]

Some of y'all ain't thinking about being Ares' favorite mortal lover and him watching as you get in a new relationship with a guy that treats you terrible so he pulls up on the guy and reveals he's a god and goes over all his titles and ends on him being the protector of mistreated women then asking "have you been mistreating my woman?" AND THAT'S WHERE WE DIFFER

[beets-and-hottea]

[beholdingslut]

one night you can run a d&d session that has everyone at your table crying. the next, your character fucks up an idiom and is lambasted for saying "you fled like a roach in the night."

[late2000shistoricalreenactment]

Hi, welcome to niche content.

Song: rapture (cover by: (the character) soldier boy) from the boys tv show

[leagueofdccm]

FEATURED CHARACTER : SOLDIER BOY EDIT / MADE BY DELLA

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Peter Parker if he got bit by a radioactive sword ☢️🟢⚔️

if I had a nickel for every time I made a Spider-Man au based off a video game, I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot but it's concerning that it's happened three times. This au is the spidey/final fantasy vii mashup, where Peter becomes the Unreliable Narrator

anyway someone pretty please write this au for me <333 I'll pay you <3333333

bg variants under the cut

the BIGGEST dilemma(s) was figuring out if I should

A) keep the eyes in my art style (no colours, just the highlight), bc ngl it makes him seem more babey (pic 1),,, or

B) add the mako-glow to the eyes so i could be lore-accurate.... also I spent a lot of time!! on colouring in those pixels!!!!! dammit!!!!!!!!! (pic 2) and

C) OF COURSE i was struggling to choose between the white and red backgrounds!!!!! evil me!!!!!!! making difficult creative decisions!!!!!!

i will,,,, try to draw the other peeps as well (mj as tifa and gwen as aerith ,,, mmm yesss esysey yes ssss) but i fear the monkey brain has already died........ i will try tho,,,,,,,,,,

[naomiknight-17]

Hey Soulja Boy, what's your favorite poisonous yet beautiful hardwood?

YEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[thcrealheroes]

SHIP : SOLDIER BOY & MICHELLE 1/ ? . ft @twiicetheheart

My lover's got humour, she's the giggle at a funeral. Knows everybody's disapproval, they should've worshipped her sooner. If the heavens ever did speak, she's the last true mouthpiece, every Sunday's getting more bleak, a fresh poison each week "We were born sick". You heard them say it. My church offers no absolutes, she tells me, "Worship in the bedroom". The only Heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you, was born sick, but I love it, Command me to be well. A-, amen. Amen, amen. Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I'll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife. Offer me that deathless death, oh, good God, let me give you my life. Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies, I'll tell you my sins, and you can sharpen your knife. Offer me that deathless death, oh, good God, let me give you my life.