#cranboo headcanon

[screechingsandwichhologram]

okay if i dont get this out i will explode but

the white half of c!ranboo is a shapeshifter. they don't know how to like activate it or anything and don't even know it exists but when they feel comfy or something then they will subconsciously shapeshift into something more similar to the other person.

so like enderman/ram/human hybrid when he's married to tubbo. during the artic commune / syndicate stuff he's a enderman/piglin/human hybrid or an enderman/crow/human hybrid. his skin becomes pinker and he grows tusks when he's with Michael. when he hangs out with tommy he grows flowers in his hair.

[deadkraker]

ok had a reblog that awoke the cTommy demons in me so let me just rant for a second about my very specific flavour of cTommy I've made up ok? ok.

you know how like there's stories of kids surviving in the woods by themselves and living among animals? well my ctom is that but with a twist basically.

he spent about his all his early childhood (1 to a 8 year old) in the woods, alone, and like, he was living his best life honestly, I think that he'd sometimes spy on some village kids on the edges of the village but otherwise he was totally content to just frolic in the woods and eat bugs n shit.

but then cwil found him and was like 'oh no whats this child doing running around covered in mud living in a forest' and just kinda picked him by his scruff and carried him home, not really understanding that the kid he just picked up might not be a human child that needed that sort of assistance, all children bite right? like it's totally normal for them to claw at the walls of the home, begging to be released back to the wild for the first week they're inside a home? yeah. and the shiny eyes and claws are just quirks he's sure. this child is perfectly normal and meant to live among humans.

after a while tommy kinda warmed up to wil even when he didn't really understand why he had to do a lot of things, why on earth were shoes necessary anyways? the shirts and trousers he got, they were soft and made him warm in chilly night but god, shoes were his worst enemy. and wil would also develop a fondness for him, and after that they kinda began traveling together.

wil mostly saw tommy's habits as just little odd quirks, and unless it intervened with thing he deemed important he let the boy be.

but then the wars happened and wil became very strict on how tommy should act, how he made the state look bad by climbing trees and walking around barefoot getting his uniform all dirty and untidy, and tommy you have to wear the tie, don't you care what they will think of us if my right hand man won't even dress properly?

and despite all the efforts he made to understand why the things that his brother- no, his general said were important and should matter, the uniforms made his skin itch and the long depatings and peace negotiations made him miss the vague memories of the days where all he had to be was himself in the forest. at least he had tubbo, he'd never leave him.

woops, wil dies, other shit happens, tubbo becomes the president and then exiles him, leaving him, cdream's abuse makes him both regress and progress with his masking, he's never been so much of a starved animal and a obedient follower as he was now, a wild thing kicked and tortured until any form of affection got his complete trust. only for it to be blown up like everything else.

he escapes, finds a safe place, get betrayed, flees again, holes up away from everyone else, because apparently this people thing that everyone seemed to be so in on just wasn't his thing.

some people offer to try and help him, and he accepts. once again.

they say he needs closure, which sure, he'll get closure, dream's in prison now right? it'll be safe right?

one cracked skull and revival and he's proven wrong.

but is it just me or is he kinda..odd now? a boy that once couldn't stand still to save his life, now just watched in the background, with those creepy dead eyes that were nowadays covered by those bangs of his. he seemed more like a ghost than ghostbur ever was.

he just wanders around in the woods, and the claws that had been clipped short by wil now were untrimmed, I swear I saw him hunt a bunny and kill it with his hands alone one time!

he doesn't really talk to people like he used to, mostly he sticks to chatting with tubbo and cranboo, cphil's tried to talk to him, tried to apologize for how things turned out..but he doesn't really get anything back from tommy. he seems more busy with collecting bugs and skinning small rodents for their skulls to try and unpack years worth of complicated feelings towards everyone in his life, maybe things would've been better if he'd stayed in that forest of his, at least he sometimes wishes so.

[productofaritual]

C!Ranboo using both they/them and he/him pronouns not because they particularly like he/him, but because c!Tubbo uses he/him and c!Ran was like "we can match! :D"

[dreamsmp-polls]

just curious on the demographic for this one

[riddle-on-the-milk-carton]

Bench trio headcanons???? In this economy??? More likely than you think??? But they’re mainly just cbenchtrio being gross feral kids (affectionate)

-Tommy and tubbo both have curly hair but Tubbos is a lot curlier which is why his is messy, Tommy’s is more wavy in its natural state but is just really, really tangled

-people have tried to get Tommy to brush out his hair and stuff but it just gets really tangled and full of debris, really fast

-when he was a kid wilbur used to cut it but he was REALLY BAD at cutting hair and had no experience so he’d just cut it so short it couldn’t get tangled

-Tommy and tubbo have given each other lice/bugs more than once, and if one gets sick the other would be all “cough on me”

-cran got (reluctantly) pulled into their illness-sharing-trio

-ctommy is transfem but kept her name and hasn’t transitioned yet, it’s a “I’m probably a girl but I got issues rn so idrc about that”

-to contrast cran has really fine/thin, straight hair

-as surprising as it is cranboo is the Least Showered out of all of them (cus enderman/water)

-cran also gets sick really easily and has a the immune system of a Victorian child

-tommy dosent cut his nails and bites them into points

-you’d think it’s for a lore reason but it’s really because tubbo can’t peel fruit anymore after the fireworks so he grew them out so he could peel them for him

-cranboo actually has really messy handwriting in print, Tubbos is neater but Tommy’s is really messy cursive cuz wilbur taught him

-they all share food, clothes, and while they technically have separate beds they’d rather all sleep in one together like the powerpuff girls

-they end up sleeping bad but all of them sleep worse alone so they like it anyways, Tommy talks and drools in his sleep and wakes up constantly, tubbo kicks and moves around a lot and ranboo has enderwalks and will put their freezing cold hands/feet on everyone else as well as taking up a lot of space in the bed

-tubbo and ranboo had a bunk bed but they both kept on falling off so they just pushed the mattresses together on the ground and use it as kitchen storage

-Tommy has ectopic canines (like meeeeeeee :3 shameless projection)

Phil got him braces as a kid but he kept on getting stuff stuck in them and popping them out by eating popcorn and candy and shit so eventually phil just gave up after #50 of getting them reapplied, so his teeth are less crooked but he still has his canines

-cran is noise sensitive because of autism, Tommy has no volume control because of autism, tubbo is both loud and scared of loud sounds due to trauma (and autism-)

-Tommy also can’t hear for the life of him bc explosión damage and has tinnitus

-SBI used to play-fight constantly and clingyduo does to but the first time cran saw they were all “STOP FIGHTING GUYS!!😰” and got scared they were real fighting

-alliumduo are both lab grown creations while Tubbo was Schlatts illegitimate love child he left in a box on the street, he wishes he was grown in a lab too

-cran sleeps in long johns for no reason other than it’s funny

-tubbo had blond straight hair as a kid but puberty made it more of a sandy-brown and curly

-cran has readers and bad eyes bc crying burns his eyes too so he’s legally blind

-tommy hate wearing shoes and will track mud in everywhere (he’s a shoes off autistic)

-the beeduo cabin is covered in wall graffiti, Michael has joined in

-Michael is nonverbal

-he also wears a helmet because he has horrendous balance and will hit his bogas toddler head on things

-most people aren’t neurotypical here but nobody is actually diagnosed or medicated

-Tommy chews gum all the time and really loudly, it started by wanting to be like wilbur but wil would never share his cigarettes so he would chew gum to copy him

-beeduo are one of the better parents on the server, but by our standards they wouldn’t be the best, they’re the equivalent of Teen Parents, and they really try their best and love and care for Michael but they aren’t the best influence regardless (they think Adult Swim is a good cartoon for kids to watch type)

-tubbo watched a lot of South Park by that metric as a kid which is why he has the Tweek fit on in his og skin

-they definitely have a lot to learn and are trying to learn as much as they can but will mess up and fumble a lot

-a lot of headcanons for the benchtrio era show them as all cute and cottagecore and while that’s all nice I’d love to see more of them as kind of gross teenagers, they’ve all grown up pretty heavily neglected (even with Phil in the picture) so I like to think they are like recently graduated barely-adults and are all kind of gross and messy and imperfect

-their house is also pretty messy, they have the previously state Bunk Bed as kitchen storage, the walls are destroyed and full of dents from roughhousing, they got drawings and knickknacks all over the walls and wild animals in the house, there’s a clothesline cutting across the rafters,

-foolish is devastated by how hard he worked on their home only to see it looking like a stoner cave minus the weed

-Tommy and wilbur are teen runaways and ran away in the Camar van (it was Wilbur’s old Loded Diper ass garage band van) Phil was a good parent they were just idiot teenagers

-when Phil joined he found them as now adults and they have a lot of awkwardness

-Tommy has hella athsma from inhaling Wilbur’s secondhand smoke while wilbur has borderline lung cancer

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

ctubbos vocal stim is buzzing like a bee

TRUE WORDS SPOKEN!!!!!! It doesn't matter WHAT hybrid he is, this will always hold true!!

Eventually, Michael will start doing it too and its comedic to imagine the scenario in which cRanboo will realize he know has to deal with the buzzing 2x

[hexteriast]

C!Ranboo Art!!

I made this one a while ago too but you guys seemed to like the Tubbo one so much I had to show you more :’)

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

More (ambulatory) wheelchair user c!Ranboo + c!Ranboo with a cane, but they're also trans because why not? :)

Reblogs appreciated! ^^

[tubzthelilbeeboy]

RANDOM ASS DSMP HC'S!!!! Mostly clingyduo-

-Tubbo and Tommy are both trans masc, Tubbo came out at 10 and Tommy came out a few years after

-Clingyduo platonically cuddle sometimes, just two best frens

-Tommy is a devil hybrid and Tubbo is a ram hybrid

-When Tubbo got married to Ranboo, Tommy was upset so he talked Purpled into being his platonic husband

-Tommy knits sweaters for his friends

-Tubbo and Tommy have a second hidden drug van out in the woods somewhere where they put their drugs and other things they don't want ppl finding

-Tubbo is ftm gay gay homosexual gay

-Tommy is ftm aroace asf

-Clingyduo act like immature teenage boys (homophobic jokes, moaning, annoying ass behavior you know)

-Tubbo has an old ass friendship bracelet Tommy gave to him during the Lmanburg war, but it's old and crusty

-Tubbo headbutts to show affection, he bonked Ranboo too hard once and they got a bruise and Tubbo freaked out

-Tommy has an allium flower pinned to his cardigan and whenever Ranboo asks is it because of the one they gave him, Tommy immediately recoils and calls them names and says "no"

-Purpled and Tommy borrow eachothers sweaters a lot, they also have matching keychains

That's all (FOR NOW)

[sayeternia]

Dsmp character’s reactions to you asking to keep a kitten you found on the side of the road:

Tommy: HELP!!

Tubbo: sure boss man do whatever you want, it’s pretty cute.

Ranboo: aww :)

George: 🛌😴

Dream: I’ll fucking kill you

Quackity: what the fuck no? (🥺) MAYBE

Techno: why are you in my house

Philza: i mean yeah? Have you researched into the proper care? Yeah then fuckin go for it

Wilbur: do you really think I have time to babysit you while you take care of that thing?? Because yeah, I know I will. Oh, oh really? Lemme tell you how this is going to go: You’re going to end up falling in love with that thing and then one day when you least expect it, it’ll betray your trust and then you end up stuck taking care of something that just sucks up your life force for the rest of time. That goes for any pet. It’s never worth it in this fucked up world.

Jschlatt: No way put that thing BACK where you found it bitch!

Karl Jacobs: who are you

Niki: sure :3 I’ll make sure to protect it

Puffy: of course! Let’s go shopping for all the right supplies!!

Badboyhalo: If you really think you can take care of it, I trust you :D

Fundy: uhhh i guess so sure.. be careful who you let around it…

Foolish: dude that’s awesome! Yeah!!

Sapnap: (maybe don’t ask him)

[doodleduck]

I don’t think cRanboo meows persay but I do think they chuff like a tiger. They don’t use it often but I think it would be used in a lazy fondness way. When they are too tired to purr completely they will do it. Or as a short greeting or a response to still let someone know they are listening. Even as a fond sigh, sometimes accompanied by a eye roll.  

[lexcat-11]

CW // bit of a heavy headcanon (mentions of death & guilt)

Idk how in character it is but GOD thinking about c!Ranboo visiting c!Aimsey on the 21st of December every year to keep them company and check in on them knowing how hard the day is for her. But even though he knows it’s irrational, unhelpful, all of that, there’s still a tiny voice in the back of his head that’s just so guilty. Because the person c!Aimsey loved the most is gone just like he was, but his situation is different.

He wishes that when c!Kristin, the Goddess of Death, lifted his aching, fading soul, with his knees tucked close to his chest and their tail wrapped around as tightly as their frail muscles could manage, that they looked up at the stars. They wish they traced the night sky for a spaceship and told the goddess, “Wait. Please bring her too. She should go home too.”

Maybe he wishes he saved his own lover a little bit as well, bitter and angry as he was that the same gesture was not returned (though they know it’s more complicated than that.)

But that’s not what happened and C!Aimsey can read the guilt in c!Ranboo’s eyes. They’re best friends. She can tell even though he never dares to voice it. But she doesn’t hold a single thing against him. They couldn’t be more grateful to know he’s home— that they made it home. They both made it.

And c!Ranboo intends to cherish every moment of his life and honor those who have lost theirs. He vows to remember them. One thing that’s never changed about him from the sixteen year old kid he was to the twenty something year old adult he is now is that he never forgets people. He’s made of love. He’s going to share it, and he’s going to fall in love with life in their honor.

[productofaritual]

C!Ranboo with the cat "if I fits I sits" mentality. C!Tubbo keeps finding them in increasingly ridiculous places

[dreamsmp-polls]

Picture this, bench trio, bunk bed, who stays on the floor with a pillow and a dream, who stays in the bottom bunk bed/the middle level, who stays on top?

In my head they'd murder each other for the bunk bed top

[marurumai]

what if cranboo had a ridiculous amount of umbrellas. and very fancy ones at that. every color and every desing they can think of. they would get them. he would use them a lot in the past, but once they could enchant their armor with some rare waterproof spell, they would stop using those, since it wasnt practical to carry them. he would keep them at rheir home anyway. some of them would have golden chains and decor, and michael would find them very pretty, messing around with them.

wouldnt it be a silly coincidence if just the day before the bunch of strangers barged and tried to hurt michael, he accidentally opend one of ranboo's umbrellas?

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

*slides money across counter*

May I ask your thoughts on c!allium duo and/or headcanons?

Dude I ADORE c!allium duo, they're like one of my un-catagorized top 3 favorite duos, and that's saying something because i have a ton of favorites. Like, the way they back each other up and try to protect each other at different times makes me sob so so much. AND AND AND the fact their relationship is always changing (though, that is mostly just from c!Tommy) and developing, and its SUCH A SHAME it had to be cut short because of c!Ranboo's death.

Unfortunately I don't any written or thought out headcanons of them, but there are a few that linger in the back of my head:

Sometimes when c!Ranboo is enderwalking late at night he'll subconsciously wander over to c!Tommy's house out of an unidentified worry, and if c!Tommy is awake at that time (which he usually is, that workaholic) he'll lead the enderman back home and firmly tell him to stay like a misbehaving dog. It doesn't always work and it's not uncommon for c!Tommy to have an enderman trying to follow him undetected and failing.

c!Ranboo and c!Tommy frequently have cook-offs for different types of foods while c!Tubbo and Michael will be the judges. Everytime c!Ranboo wins c!Tommy blames it on the fact he's married to c!Tubbo and not because of the burnt food he made himself.

c!Ranboo schedules "play-dates" for Michael and Shroud as an excuse to hang out with c!Tommy, since the latter would insist he's too busy otherwise.

c!Tommy taught c!Ranboo how to garden, and its become one of their favorite past-times to do together.

c!Ranboo taught c!Tommy how to dance, though he's too embarrassed to ever practice.

c!Ranboo turns a blind eye when he sees c!Tommy snatching something from his chests because he has more than enough to spare (that rich loser).

It's not a lot and it gets shorter as the list goes on but that's all I can think of right now, they're criminally underrated and they make me want to shrivel up and DIE!! I love them so