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ausetkmt · 2 years ago
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bisexualvader · 10 months ago
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 4 months ago
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Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!
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(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)
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wileycap · 7 months ago
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AITA for striking my (M43) son (M20) when he rejected me as his father?
I understand that the title might have you thinking the worst, but please hear me out.
I didn't have a relationship with my son for basically all his life. This was due to my circumstances at the time: I went through a major personal tragedy and was severely injured, to the point of being on life support. To this day I have a lot of issues with my health.
I recently reconnected with my son. I immediately invited him to meet my boss (M92), in hopes that I could set him up with a job opportunity. I feel that this is significant. As far as I know, my son has been working in menial jobs in agriculture, but then apparently chose to leave that life and - to my shock - join a criminal syndicate.
I felt as if getting a good government job would be a way to turn over a new leaf in his life, especially given his past. However, he immediately became combative. I attempted to give him some guidance in managing his emotions, but he rejected that as well.
I'm sad to say that the argument became physical. Some blows were exchanged, but in the end, I was angry enough to strike him. I immediately felt very bad, and decided to offer him the government job on the spot. He rejected me again, and chose to leave very abruptly. I haven't had any contact with him since.
So, AITA?
Edit: Yes, I admit that to call it striking him was an understatement. To clarify, I cut off his hand.
Edit: However, I feel like it should be stated that I myself am a quadruple amputee and we have excellent healthcare.
Edit: I did not immediately identify myself as his father when we met. I think this was my mistake. I think he would have been much more receptive of my message had I done so. As it stands I only told him of our relationship after I had struck him.
Edit: My wife is not in the picture. To my knowledge she passed before his birth.
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autumnillustration · 8 months ago
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"Perhaps a lesser-known gift of Kenobi's was his ability to listen."
(AU where post-banishment Ahsoka gets zapped back to TPM, strapped with a fundamental distrust of the Jedi, an apocalyptic vision of the future, and a mandate to help Anakin Skywalker. So, in all this, it's nice to have a confidant.)
edit: link to the fic
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vildo · 2 months ago
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Just for the record
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arcanejude · 5 months ago
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Manny Jacinto as Qimir / The Stranger in The Acolyte
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lyrichi · 9 months ago
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[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]
mc: .......
satan: ... you look troubled
mc: yeah cause it's all wrong
satan: what do you mean?
mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat
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veny-many · 7 months ago
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I always wondered when I think about Jedi's mobility
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Sorry Masters.
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saltywinteradult · 6 months ago
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House of the Dragon + "I could fix him"
Team Green (+ Viserys) edition / Team Black edition
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ahhrenata · 1 month ago
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baby boy
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psstwantsomecheese · 1 month ago
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*voice of son who had no idea where feanor was going with the oath* uh hey dad what was that last bit about the everlasting darkness
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bisexualvader · 10 months ago
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what my notifs look like currently
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gamelpar · 8 months ago
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there are few things more powerful than the 15+ cups of caf Fox lives on every day
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paracosm-draw · 24 days ago
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Anakin's idea of romantism
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Obi-Wan is so done with him
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syndullahera · 2 months ago
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STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (2008-2020) 5.14 • "Eminence"
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