#crack fest

[dumpy-dump]

In terms of what is likely given Nintendo's track record w/ Splatoon:

❌️ Great Turf War Prequel, old man yaoi, squids in imperial Japan, actually elaborating on the Octarians more

✅️ 80s fashion revival, or perhaps something a lil more Y2k, squid kids gentrifying historic cities after Grand Fest like w/ Splatsville after Chaos v Order, everything being mostly the same as the previous games just w/ more retro clothes and music

(and im still down for it honestly but like, temper your expectations, be realistic)

[babooshkart]

Draco slows at the perfect moment, gliding up the gentle slope behind the cottage, and then Ron’s running toward them, whooping, and the bike is safely out from under their feet. Harry gets his arms around Draco’s waist and gives him a sloppy kiss on the cheek, Ron’s arm brushing against him where it’s slung around Draco’s shoulders, and he knows just from how they move that Ron’s kissing his temple.

commission from @dodgerkedavra for their fic Bike Dream for @dronarryfest 2024 💕✨ This was a joy to work on (look at their happy faces!!!) and the fic is a real treat 🥹💕 y’all gotta go read and lay in bed to giggle and kick your feet ok

[writing-for-life]

The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels

Part 2: Bully for You—An Unhinged Interlude

Okay, I’ve spent the whole @sandman-rarepair-fest with tragic relationships, poetry and being serious.

And while this relationship is also… tragic, it’s neither poetic nor to be taken seriously, although a small group of us are fully committed to the cause: Behold, the crack ship! Morpheus x The Helm! For the Monsterfucker prompt.

(It’s highly advisable to read part one first, but they can sort of exist independently. Just not as well 🤣)

Bully For You: An Unhinged Interlude (2321 words) by Writing-for-Life Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, Desire of the Endless, The Helm (The Sandman) Additional Tags: I Blame Tumblr, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Or Is It?, Muhulhu, Drat! A HelmLord Story, Murphy and his Cool Hat, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Swearing, Masturbation, Anal Something, Because I have no clue what they are doing honestly, helm fucking, Monsterfucking of sorts, It's a Dream of a Thousand Cats Situation, At least a thousand fanfic writers were thinking of the same thing, but he actually enjoyed it, although he would never admit to it, Dream and the Helm finally get it on, About Time, tags what tags they make no sense, don't get your hopes up, this is not really smut, it has all the marks of being explicit, but somehow it's really not Series: Part 2 of The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels: A Tragicomedy in Three Movements Summary:

Where we witness how the Lord of Dreams loses his bearings (no, not those ones), and even Desire needs a stiff drink…

If you always wanted to know what's so special about Dream's relationship with his Helm (capital H on occasion), this might provide some answers. Or raise more questions than you ever dared to ask...

Excerpt:

Desire had felt… things for a short while but shrugged the sensations off. Until they became impossible to ignore. Because he wanted something without their doing (although what comes first, or who, was sometimes hard to tell, but not to get lost in details at this point, dear reader). In lieu of ridiculous desires like “something beyond my function, blah blah”, it would usually be shaped like a woman. Since Desire had given him Killalla (and maybe, just maybe, taken her away again, which still made them chuckle), he had developed a bit of a kink for female-shaped mortals. Well, they hadn’t all been mortal, but the “female-shaped” still stood. And because of the mere fact that their brother was so painfully strait-laced (we suggest the spelling “straight-laced” here, dear reader), it came as a bit of a surprise to feel those decidedly different vibes. Dream wanted something. But it wasn’t a woman, or anything remotely female-shaped. It was…

What the heck was it?

Desire concentrated really hard.

It seemed to be something forged in the fever dream of a blacksmith who took his inspiration from a lobster and a nightmare. Something otherworldly, something with a spine like the tail of a crustacean. Truly, if a lobster decided to pursue a career in gothic architecture and at the same time became some sort of… headgear, it would probably look like this.

Desire first rolled their eyes but then felt their breath catching. “It’s his fucking helm,” they muttered. “Please give me a break. He wants to fuck his helm…”

Brother Dream, master of the subconscious, running his hand tenderly, with a slight shake, over the spine of that ludicrous thing. Desire laughed out loud, but the laugh was short-lived, because things began to unravel. Rapidly…

Read the rest here (otherwise I have to add a content label 🤣)

[ohheyaghost]

Grandtember day 11: Team Future !!

TEAM FUTURE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

I’m actually really proud of this one because I don’t do full body drawings very often. TEAM FUTURE THOUGH RAHHH!! I’ve already made a post about why I’m on team future but TL;DR: I’m scared for the future and proving my fear wrong via a splatfest.

TEAM FUTURE FTW‼️‼️

[samwinjester]

Uther/Gaius - Super Psycho Love

Made for @merlinrarepairfest 2024.   ​

My inspiration. I will be making no further comments...

No further comment.

[twistedappletree]

[the-everqueen]

@sandman-rarepair-fest

at this point i think i've mostly written rarepairs for this fandom...but figured i'd rec two things that are among the rarest of pairs for my favorite problem child, the Corinthian:

LA Guard Dog: Rose/Corinthian. post The Wake, Dream rehomes the Corinthian with Rose Walker. she's human and a child of the Endless, what Nightmare *wouldn't* fall in love? also humanity's dark mirror is handy for doing chores.

Gay Coworkers: Matthew/Corinthian. the Dreaming is the Office but also kind of Severance, if you're the second Corinthian. Matthew POV. slow burn (as in, they're still getting there, but iykyk), incomplete but continually updating.

[aniimamundi]

Harry Potter and the dubious rescue of his ferrety boyfriend

Draco Malfoy always ends up getting bullied by other animals while in his Animagus form. Harry must rescue him again. Or must he?

I'm very late to claiming my fic for the @unleashed-fest 😅 but I've just recently become active on Tumblr so here it is.

The unleashed fest inspired me to write my first ever (completed) fan-fic! I am ever so grateful to the lovely mods @getawayfox and @stavromulabetaaa for hosting this lovely fest. I had so much fun writing for it. It basically kickstarted my fanfic journey as a writer 😄

[hp-abandonshipfest]

17 June 2024 | 1/2 | Abandon Ship Fest Fic

The Ostentation

Author: @lumosatnight, @nanneramma Prompt: Lucius and his peacocks. Word Count: 2800 words Rating: General Audiences Summary:

Lucius Malfoy: the boy, the man, the bird.

Read now on AO3

[anotherobsessedsomething]

Hat hier außer mir eigentlich noch jemand die absolute Crack Idee dass das Spatort Team zum Team Building alle mal Flaschendrehen oder Never have I ever oder sowas miteinander spielen müssen?

[kasper-tag]

✨Here's the second chapter of Meow and Forever!✨

Title: Meow and Forever

Pairing: Malec

Rating: Mature

No archive warnings apply

Word Count: 10,000+ (still writing and editing)

Summary: When Alec returns home from a week-long work trip, Magnus is nowhere to be found. The doors are locked, there's a horrible, lingering smell in the loft, and a big black cat shows up out of nowhere. Alec tries his best to solve the surreal mystery he's faced with while questioning his sanity. Where did this weird cat come from, and where the hell is his husband?

Written for @animalecfest for the prompt: Lost

[acnara]

We as shippers and general harrymort/tomarry enthusiasts don’t take enough advantage of the fact that V and Harry canonically share the same blood.

[serenaew]

… in anticipation that at least one of yall ships it:

we really need a Dronarry (Harry/Draco/Ron) Big Bang called...

The Large Hadron Collider

:badum-tsss:

Thank you to @showyourself80 for the idea!

[lilacbutbackwards]

Day 19 of @moomoorare's mcytblr's fanart fest, the theme was Bonding, so I made all the eggs enjoy some nice bonding time together.

[chenziee]

World Economic Journal: Grand Line Edition

A New Pirate Alliance?!

PUNK HAZARD, New World | by @truffyfest

A mere few days since Straw Hat Luffy and his crew appeared on Sabaody after disappearing off the face of earth for two whole years, they are already sending waves throughout the Grand Line and the entire world. Now, they have managed to pass through Fishman Island and are well on their way to destroy the delicate balance in the New World.

Under the promise of anonymity, several of the gangster-like marines from the infamous G5 Navy base have shared some scandalous information with us! They claim that not only has Straw Hat Luffy himself taken over and destroyed a priceless, state-of-the-art laboratory on Punk Hazard—he has also managed to get himself an unbelievable ally! And it’s someone you all know very well!

A member of the Worst Generation, this man caused an uproar during the disastrous Rocky Port incident when he delivered a full 100 (one hundred!) pirates’ hearts to the Navy Headquarters in order to become one of the Warlords of the Sea!

Yes, indeed—not even ‘Surgeon of Death’ Trafalgar Law is immune to Straw Hat Luffy’s charm.

We cannot imagine the Navy Headquarters will simply overlook this but it seems that Monkey D. Luffy’s presence means more than the threat of losing his Warlord title to the cold, stoic man. (And, if our sources are to be believed, he would do near anything for that sunny smile!)

But what is this new alliance’s purpose? What will be the Navy Headquarters’ reaction? Be on the lookout for the next issue of the World Economic Journal as we continue to bring new information straight to you!

[ Next Issue ]

[thegayneurodivergentagenda]

Snippets (by Multiple Artists) × Bad Buddy The Series

1. Home (by Catie Turner) × Bad Buddy The Series

I don't take spoonfuls of romanticism in my tea

But this is not a love song

It's my truth I have to speak

Oh, you are so important to me

And I won't let you go

I won't let you go

'Cause wherever you are is home

So won't you please come home?

2. Mastermind (by Taylor Swift) × Bad Buddy The Series

No one wanted to play with me as a little kid

So I've been scheming like a criminal ever since

To make them love me and make it seem effortless

This this the first time I've felt the need to confess

And I swear, I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian 'cause I care

I laid the groundwork

and then saw a wide smirk on your face,

you knew the entire time

You knew that I'm a mastermind

And now you're mine

3. For @desi-yearning , Maaeri (by Euphoria) × Bad Buddy The Series

[Translated from Punjabi to English ]

[teriya meriya, bhull gaya

bhull gaya, haar te jeet]

I've forgotten what's his or mine,

Forgotten who lost or won,

[hey mae, ki karna mein jeet nu

hove naa je meet, hove naje meet]

Mom, what good is this victory?

if there are no friends, if there is no friend.

4. Something Great (by One Direction) × Bad Buddy The Series

(PRAN)

You're all I want, So much it's hurting.

(PAT)

You're all I want, So much it's hurting.

Snippets Episode of BadBuddy× my Playlist because sometimes not all of the song fits, but some of it does, phenomenally, and I need it to be acknowledged.

BadBuddy× my Playlist 7/n

Crack!edit

You're all I want, So much, it's hurting.