What if Voldemort won and thats why we never get our letter to Hoewarts? If it´s not really popular and ridiculously not canon, I probably ship it. 🍻 Slytherin & Pukwudgie & I'll fight you
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I’ve noticed this trend in the fandom where people portray Jayvik’s working dynamic as this kind of mentor-student thing, with Viktor being the cautious, genius guide gently reining in Jayce, the reckless, hands-on gremlin, but NO. That’s WRONG.
They’re both absolute disasters. They built a tea corner right next to all their sockets and cables. Neither has ever looked at a safety manual in their life. Their collective self-preservation level is negative five. They can whip up the most complex, groundbreaking invention in ridiculously little time, but the moment they turn it on, it’s either exploding, on fire, or seconds away from both. Heimerdinger wasn’t their supervisor, he was their babysitter. It’s a MIRACLE they didn’t accidentally kill themselves between act 1 and 2 of s1. I mean, guys, it’s canon that Viktor once said “imma do illegal experiments now”, and all Jayce did in response was say “whatever makes you happy pookie 🥰” and make sure the Council wouldn’t ban it.
And here’s the thing: their brilliance and all their achievements come exactly from how they constantly push boundaries. This isn’t “a sarcastic twink lectures his himbo colleague on how to use screwdrivers”. This is pure mad scientist x different font mad scientist. We were blessed with such a rare dynamic and we need to cherish it more
#as a fellow scientist them being crazy means so much to me#reminds me of lab days when i had to tell my friends 'hey maybe you shouldn't eat that chemical'#and they would look at each other and say but this might be the only time we get to see how it tastes#and u know ehat fair point we are young and free and have access to a lot of free resources GRAB SOMETHING AND LETS EXPERIMENT#anyway#jayvik#let them be mad scientist PLEASE
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stay your pretty eyes on course
#don't look at me#DONT LOOK AT ME#i am weak and very much here for timeloop doomed relationships between human and something that used to be UGH STOP SOMEBODY SEDATE ME#jayvik
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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I'm watching Klaus again because 'tis the season, I love that when Jesper asks about the reception you can see the exact moment that Mogens realises he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of Smeerensburg
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do you ever read a take so bad you can't even be mad about it you're just like... ohhhhhh they must be stupid </3 so sad for them
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My biggest tip for fanfic writers is this: if you get a character's mannerisms and speech pattern down, you can make them do pretty much whatever you want and it'll feel in character.
Logic: Characters, just like real people, are mallable. There is typically very little that's so truly, heinously out of character that you absolutely cannot make it work under any circumstance. In addition, most fans are also willing to accept characterization stretches if it makes the fic work. Yeah, we all know the villain and the hero wouldn't cuddle for warmth in canon. But if they did do that, how would they do it?
What counts is often not so much 'would the character do this?' and more 'if the character did do this, how would they do it?' If you get 'how' part right, your readers will probably be willing to buy the rest, because it will still feel like their favourite character. But if it doesn't feel like the character anymore, why are they even reading the fic?
Worry less about whether a character would do something, and more about how they'd sound while doing it.
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i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions
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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”
My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding
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tdbkdk request for a follower who matched my donation on twitter :D
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Soi just watched the last BNHA movie. It wasn't too great plot wise but unfortunately for anybody forced to interact with me I'm back and deep in the trenches of the tdbkdk should kiss immediately
#not the 3 of them fighting a villain together and me grinning like an idiot in the Theater#i really thought I could be casual about them#but no i need them to share a flat and kick ass and be in love till the end of time im afraid#tdbkdk#i talk too much
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“You never reply to messages” I am just one person okay I am understaffed
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Me brushing my teeth, stuck in traffic in the car, at work, on the teams meetings, cleaning up my space, on the bus, on the master's classes, waiting at the sandwich place at the station at 10:30 pm, back on the bus: G O T T O G O... you could take me hot to goooo~
#its just a constant in my hear at this point#my boss asked me what i was muttering just now and we just both stares at each other like 'what?“ ”what?“#i talk too much
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Words from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong
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