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Danny the teen heroes mentor Part 1

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Part 2

Midas: Space Doorway CEO hero school, but it's Danny Fenton trying to give young heroes advice and doesn't realize he's a bit of a mentor now think Zoom except he really doesn't realize he's a mentor/teacher now

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO aw

Midas: Space Doorway CEO Danny "I can help you with everything except hero costumes" Fenton

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO his literally is part of him

soap something similar to "don't make that face or it'll get stuck forever", "don't wear that costume or you might be stuck in it like me"

Midas: Space Doorway CEO we cannot emphasize enough that, though it is not necessary, we prefer him doing this as Fenton

Midas: Space Doorway CEO [something similar to "don't make that face or it'll get stuck forever", "don't wear that costume or you might be stuck in it like me"] Amazing THEY THINK IT'S A METAPHOR

soap oh my gosh oh my gosh Fenton, the accidental mentor they wonder why he has such good advice he's just a civilian, why does he have intimate knowledge about government policies and budget first aid?

Midas: Space Doorway CEO Danny: heard you were joking and bantering while fighting kid: I can explain- Danny: I'm so proud, here, a book full of puns. Go wild, you little punk

Midas: Space Doorway CEO [he's just a civilian, why does he have intimate knowledge about government policies and budget first aid?] Y E S

soap Danny: the trick is to annoy your opponent until they get angry, then they get sloppy, and they're easier to deal with

Midas: Space Doorway CEO there's a method to the madness

soap how does he meet these various children?

Midas: Space Doorway CEO alleys. in the middle of attacks. on a roof. typical hero places

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO he takes a vacation to go travelling with dani and they keep running into kid heroes

soap they each tell tales of this guy they met who told them some actually pretty helpful advice

Midas: Space Doorway CEO Kid: -struggling in the middle of a fight- Danny, a total stranger: aim to the person, not the device! you can take care of that after they're knocked out!

soap he's like, tied to a bomb with a bunch of other hostages

Midas: Space Doorway CEO Danny: you did such a good job out there Kid hero, confused but really happy about being recognized: t..thank… you?

soap its so funny to me that several kid heroes all know this random guy from a tourist-trap town by name, because he yelled advice at them during a fight

Midas: Space Doorway CEO Kids: and today's advice is..? Danny: Coffee is really addictive, please don't drink it- Yes, I know I'm drinking my 7th cup right now, that's the point

soap they start a group chat its mainly them asking Danny for advice on stuff they can't/don't want to ask their mentors

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO "also it'll stunt your growth" danny, 5'5"

Midas: Space Doorway CEO "that explains a lot.."

soap occasionally he posts something completely out of context (e.g. "if you see a floating blue guy in overalls yelling about boxes, ignore him and call me, you'll only make it worse.")

Midas: Space Doorway CEO and it either never happens or it does the next f second

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO — 10/21/2022 3:10 PM the groupchat is like "wtf blue guy?" and fifteen minutes later one of them pipes up "i was wondering what was going on with that guy" danny does not explain what was going on with that guy, he just shows up, soups him, and thanks the kid (all in human form)

soap or like "if you see a radioactive-green glowy liquid, DO NOT drink it!!! or touch it, preferably!!!!" on the side, one of the batboys (I'm thinking Tim?) just turns to look at Jason/Damian/Cass and squint

Pete [danny does not explain what was going on with that guy, he just shows up, soups him, and thanks the kid] appears from behind a street lamp offers to buy the kid some food

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO yes the kid tries to get some answers "what was that guy?" "annoying"

soap "how do you know him?" "highschool."

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[hellafluff]

Garrus' interactions with Shepard post-Thessia are so fucking well written. Everyone else is telling Shepard they're sorry or doing a soft sad voice asking if she's okay but Garrus has this moving little speech about how losing a fight isn't the end of the war and I just. He's so fucking good. He knows what Shepard needs to hear and has the experience to back up the things he says. He's so good to her

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Travel Man | Joe Lycett & Adam Buxton in Prague (Deleted Scenes)

[valeriefauxnom]

Dragalia Lost With A Distinct Lack of Context:

(Honestly all of Chitose's lines in this story qualify but I digress)

(Honestly, part two, all of Mym's stories are a goldmine for this and I actively have to restrain myself from showing all of it)

[triglycercule]

nightmare's gang but they're one of those youtube family channels that extorts the kids. HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT

i mean cmon man managing his multiversal takeover scheme must take a lot of money. nightmare needs a source of income. so what better than to torture and extort his gang even more. he makes them behave and act entertaining for the camera because if not they get beat and punished. he has cameras everywhere in the castle for content and to monitor everyone. people online are worried about the "kids" on the channel because they are CLEARLY being abused and exploited. nightmare gets a feast of negativity from these peoples' worries. now do i think that he would be cruel enough to force his gang to act like children for this channel?? i dunno,,,,,,,, perchance (YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE)

idk there's definitely a lot more than could be done with this stupid idea. but i just think,,,,,, i just think it would be funny,,,,, think about it,,,,,,,,,,

[devildomwriter]

If Asmodeus was a Weatherman

[dizzybizz]

😀 i love setting out to draw 1 character multiple times but ending up drawing multiple characters 1 time instead 😀 i love it so much 😀

[dailykeiji]

today's keiji is: floormaster :)

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Danny the teen heroes mentor Part 2

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Part 1

Midas: Space Doorway CEO they've got multiple theories -Danny's a hero, either still active or retired -Danny was a hero's sidekick -Danny is a lab experiment/clone of a hero -Danny is just a cool guy and this knowledge is coincidental -He's secretly just a hero fanboy and that's why he knows so much -Danny's a retired villain

soap -Danny's an active villain looking to get close to them to beat their mentors and take over the world

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO except he never asks like. identifying questions or anything

Midas: Space Doorway CEO -Danny's a villain looking to train them because the heroes nowadays are easy as shit and he wants a challenge

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO he just mother hens them and sometimes asks what video games they're into

soap it's almost immediately thrown out, until an adult finds out and gets suspicious

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO of course

Midas: Space Doorway CEO that is not one of the kid's theories That's an adult's theory

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO what if Phantom is actually known to the JL but they don't know about Fenton but all the kids know about Fenton and not Phantom

Midas: Space Doorway CEO nice

soap Phantom just drops info on their kids and the JL gets super suspicious it's a pun because "super" and they're "super"heroes I'm hilarious

Midas: Space Doorway CEO how do the adults notice Fenton then? did they notice an improvement in the kids' performance?

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO or one of the kids says to another like "if you don't eat breakfast i'll tell Fenton"

Midas: Space Doorway CEO …..do you think he would pull the "I'm not mad, just disappointed" card then or nah?

soap possibly, another likely option is that food just appears around them punishment for skipping a meal is being surrounded by bread like that one kid from that one movie

Midas: Space Doorway CEO Danny: super gadgets? Kids: check Danny: homework to finish while on break? Kids: check.. Danny: did you have breakfast? Kids: uh, no..? Danny: unacceptable, check your pockets Kids: granola bars! with chocolate! Danny: of course, I'm not an idiot, I know how to trick my kids into eating their fiber it's the first time he referred to them as "his kids"

ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO aww soap awwww Midas: Space Doorway CEO you can bet they will tease him about it, but don't really mind soap wholesome crack Hades: Dani Todd CCO — 10/21/2022 3:28 PM Wholesome crack is the best kind Midas: Space Doorway CEO now imagine the kids doing that to the adult heroes they're super confused because "hey that's good advice, but I never taught you that wtf" soap they think their kid is "cheating" with a different mentor it all comes to a head when someone on the JL brings it up with another member in a meeting, in which Phantom is there, and it clicks that he never told either side who he actually was ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO they kind of are, but it's also just some rando they met soap JL Member 1, pointing at JL Member 2: you stole my kid! JL Member 2: I stole your kid? you stole my kid! Danny, realising that they're talking about him: :pikachu_batman: ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO the question is, does danny commit to the bit or does he tell the truth Midas: Space Doorway CEO COMMIT TO THE BIT soap obviously commit to the bit Midas: Space Doorway CEO Danny "extra" Phantom: if you stole their kid, and you stole theirs- who stole mine, huh? soap everyone: you have a kid?! Phantom: well, yeah, but someone stole them! ectoentity | Dino Facts CIO danny mentoring the kids: make sure you tell the truth to your responsible adults unless it's really funny soap the JL ask him about his kid and he describes their kids Midas: Space Doorway CEO HA soap JL Member: oh wow! it sounds like your kid would get along really well with mine! Danny, who has been describing their kid for the past hour: oh, really? Midas: Space Doorway CEO we're cackling like a devil right now that's hilarious LittleMrsCookie Danny (as Phantom) to Batman: I've recently started mentoring this Teenage Hero, now that I think of it, he reminds me of one of your Robins, but I'm sure it's a coincidence … (starts describing one of Batman's kids)

[ringosmistress]

[laynore-x]

Rohan x Reigen AMV

New otp <333

(from an IG poll)

they´re so silly

[thatonecrookedsmile]

"Tombstone Picnic,the infamous 'Lost Ending' Bendy cartoon from the early days of the studio. The ending has not been seen since the cartoon's first run in 1929 and no copies are known to exist."

-Nostalgia-

----- Bendy comes face to face with [REDACTED]!

Another year, another Ink Demonth event. Let's see if I can get past the first 10 days again (I kind of doubt it, but let's not get ahead of ourselves).

Starting with a very interesting topic! As far as in-universe things go, I think the simplest interpretation would be: a look back at simpler times. Before the ink craze, the damn machine and all that. The times when (I presume) the only concern was getting the shorts finished on time. Nostalgia for a bygone era. It was more the metaphorical side that I was aiming for when I was making this drawing.

I don't really like to use this term when I reminisce about things that, in my opinion, are very "recent", but since it's been 7 years (more than half a decade, jeez), I think using "nostalgia" in this case is allowed in my view.

It's not surprising to say that I'm nostalgic for the times of 2017-2018. (In terms of Bendy, of course, not in terms of life in general, lmao) It's been so long... On one hand, similar to the in-universe reason, it was simpler times, I admit. Things weren't so…crazy, so to speak. And on the other hand, it's because of the good memories of that time (again, in terms of this franchise). The wait between chapters, the teasers, the theories, and the in-betweens. And what I wanted to show here, one of my top favorite moments that I remember the most, was the release of the reveal trailer for BATIM Chapter 3.

I was excited that day! I had just gotten home when the trailer dropped and I immediately went to watch it. An actual in-universe Bendy cartoon! Bendy and Boris animated! Mysterious Shadow!?!? and then BOOM, game stuff. Henry running in a hallway, silhouettes of new characters, Bendy statue, Miracle Station? and BOO, the Ink Demon jumping in the station! Alice humming, and OOOHHHHH RELEASING IN SEPTEMBER, LETS GOOO.

It was really cool. I would not only say this is one of my favorite moments, but also that that trailer is my favorite trailer we've had. Yeah, in the end the "gameplay" in the second half of the video was just a cutscene running, and the "scene" that happened in the trailer doesn't actually happen in the game. Hell, the "hallway trailer" wasn't even in the release! But, the cutscene is still pretty cool anyway, plus, even though the scene doesn't literally happen in the game, it still teased elements that were in the game without giving away spoilers, so the trailer wasn't a total lie at the end of the day.

But yeah, nostalgia. A hell of a drug, but at the same time, a nice time machine,I say.

On an unrelated note, hey, prompt for day 1, and I'm not that late! Sure, I'm posting this after midnight, so it's not day 1 anymore, but still, compared to other years, I'm very up to date with the event. After all, 1-2 hours late isn't that late compared to 1 week. But of course, prompt 2 is going to be another story entirely, but in the meantime? I'll enjoy this achievement.

Have a great event this year folks!

[8r14r-r0s3]

Crack Madoka theory time

Mami is Gretel. Yes as in Hansel and Gretel.

Mami has a very European theme to her. She wields a weapon first made in Europe, she is blonde (a pretty European trait to posses), she has a whole thing around tea, the dance she does in her Rebellion transformation is based on Ice Skating which originated in southern Finland, and her standard unit Magia Record Transformation gives her a fashion design theme, where she rocks what I’d consider fairly standard modern clothing (which most of originated from Europe because imperialism).

“Oh but briar, sure she has a european theme, but like what the fuck does that have to do with Hansel and Gretel-“ shut the fuck up who told you that you were an adequate enough person to interrupt me while I’m ranting and raving about PMMM again. I don’t know if your familiar, but the names Hansel and Gretel are very European. So there is basis in assuming that Mami of all characters could be tied into a western fairytale. Okay okay okay I know I know, Sayaka is the little mermaid, Homura is Clara and the nutcracker, and Kyoko is Ophelia/the little match girl. And yes, dear viewer, you’d be right, but again, who the fuck told you you got to interrupt me, dick hole??? Now 3/4ths of those come from their witch theming, and if you know absolutely anything about Candeloro, you’d know that she’s just a fucking amalgamations of European things: Tea parties, decapitation, and a hostage taker. Candeloro is a lot of things, but a direct fairytale inspiration she is not.

So let me go over the similarities Mami shares with one Gretel Last-Name-Unknown. She’s an orphaned underaged girl (some of you fucks need to remember that second descriptor) who gets eaten by a witch who lives in a house made of sweets. Well yeah, those are the obvious, but what about the implications?

Gretel and Mami both play the roles of harbingers of what’s to come. Both sew metaphorical and literal breadcrumbs for what is ahead of them and what truly lies behind the fairytale. For Mami, this is her death and the truth behind being a magical girl. For Gretel, this is a bunch of bullshit I made up to sound cool. Mami and Gretel also play the role of a nurturing figure, as Gretel is the eldest of the siblings and Mami of the quin-sex-sept-oct-whofuckingknowsanymore-tet. Gretel and Mami also both die for their cardinal sin: gluttony. Gretel is too eager to escape her starvation and consumes the poor witches house, a misdeed that costs her life; Mami is too eager to escape her touch starvation and tries to convince two of the local lesbians to join her cult so she won’t die alone, and because of that, she’s dies in front of them. Gretel and Mami also both play the role of the fool, with both entering what is clearly a trap.

In conclusion, Mami is Gretel, and if you try to convince me otherwise I’m going to become Mami in that one timeline and shoot you all and then myself.

Thank you and I hope you have a very nice day :3

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Choso x Reader

⚠️ Spoilers for chapter 259 kind of

Choso:

You are anemic, are the oldest sibling or suffer from frequent insomnia and panic attacks.

First Date:

You were on your way home when you heard a soft noise. You thought that maybe it was a kitten hiding from the rain but what you found in the alley was in actuality closer to a sopping, wet cat. You found a man huddling under a cardboard box. He looked like he hadn't slept in days and seemed almost catatonic but the weirdest part was the tattoo across his nose. "Um... are you okay?" It seems like you woke him out of his mental breakdown. He began to wipe away his remaining tears. "... I need to find my brothers..."

"You lost your brothers? Don't worry, I'll help you file a missing persons report at the police station. For now, I'm taking you back home with me." Before he could protest, you picked him up bridal style and walked back to your apartment. After unlocking the door, you placed him on the couch and covered him in towels. "What are you doing?"

"Drying you off. Now hold still!" Suddenly he was hit by a strong wave of warmth (your hairdryer) and began to slowly drift off. He woke up to the feeling of his hair being redone. You then held out a mirror to him. "I'm not that good at pigtails so I hope it's okay!" Fastened at the sides of his head were two purple ribbons that matched his outfit. "I'm #### by the way. What's your name?"

"Choso..." Your stomach then started to growl. "Are you hungry? I can make you something to eat if you'd like." He wasn't sure what you were talking about. "What is hunger?" Your eyes nearly popped out of your skull. "You're joking right? Anyway I'm going to make some chicken nuggets." You then went to turn on your air fryer. Suddenly Choso let out a blood curdling scream. "WHAT'S WRONG!?" He then pointed towards your kitchen appliance. After turning it off, you went to comfort him. "I'll put on something calming..."

Before Choso could contemplate what a television was, he suddenly saw fire before his eyes. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Looks like you weren't going to ever put the fireplace channel on again. You then saw blood starting to pour from his tattoo. "What the fuck? Hang on, I'm going to get something!" A minute later and you returned with a bag. "What is that...?"

"Did you live under a rock or something?" You began to tear the package open when you heard him respond. "It was more like a tube..." Was he some kind of weird test tube baby? "That still doesn't answer my question. By the way, how old are you exactly...?" You then looked into his eyes and realized that none of this was a joke. "I believe I'm a hundred and fifty years old at this point."

You began internally panicking when Choso asked what you held in your hand. You could either tell him the truth or lie and you found the second option was looking like the safest bet. "These are... 'bandaids'.. (yeah let's go with that). People use them to help with bleeding." You then took the clean menstrual pad and began to place it over his tattoo. "That should help. Now what do you mean about being over a century old?"

He then told you of his life and existing with his nine younger brothers. "I recently lost Eso and Kechizu..." You then pulled him into a hug. "I'm sorry for your loss!" It sounded like there were only seven left now and you refused to ask if they resembled the dwarves from snow white even if your curiosity was killing you. "It's... alright. I still need to find the rest of them and my youngest half brother..."

"Half brother?" Choso then smiled. "Yuji... It was only recently that we met but I need to find him!" Yuji? That couldn't be the same boy could it? You then pulled out your phone. "It wouldn't happen to be Itadori, would it?" Choso would ask you what you were holding but he was too busy staring at an image of a boy with pink hair that was eating worms. "THAT'S HIM!" He then grabbed you by the collar of your shirt. "How do you know my brother!?"

"Calm... down... can't... breathe-" After he loosened his grip, you told him about how you were both students at Jujutsu High. "Let's go!" said Choso as he dragged you by your arm. You were now seated on top of the half curses back while he began to do the Naruto run. You made it to your school with a very anxious Choso. "Where could he be!?" Just before you could tell him that he was probably in his room, you bumped into someone and fell over.

You looked up and saw that you had run into the asshole otherwise known as Naoya Zenin. Choso was now helping you up. "####, are you alright?" The blonde scoffed. "She may be dumb but at least she has looks. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to harass my cousins-" Naoya felt something hit him and he felt blood drip from his now broken nose. "How dare you! Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

"All WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" Choso then raised his fists. Naoya was ready to fight and shouted "IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOOOOOOT!!!" Just as the half curse was about to use Supernova, the other man fell down. "Hi Mrs. Maki's mom!" Naoya now lay on the ground, bleeding out from a knife to his back. She then looked at you. "Please don't tell Gege that I was here!" She then went off screen. "Well that's one problem taken care of!"

The two of you rushed to Yuji's room and opened the door. Inside was a very confused Yuji and Todo. "####, what are you doing here?" You then pointed to the man next to you. "Brotha, are we going to finish our mukbang or not!?" Something then snapped inside Choso's mind. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BROTHER!? I'M HIS ACTUAL ONII CHAN!" The two of them began to brawl while you setup your phone. "I'll help you film that video for your YouTube Yuji."

"Thanks! Ahh, the foods getting cold!" Yuji then began to swallow all the food, not even bothering to chew it. His jaw began unhinging like a snake. Now all that was left were the hot dogs. He finished a twelve pack in one gulp and then started feeling ill. "You okay?" You were about to get him some tums (you refused to let him use chalk as a substitute again) when you noticed black tattoos appearing. "Crap!"

"It seems the brat truly is an idiot. Those weren't hot dogs, they were twelve of my fingers!" It seemed like Yuji wouldn't be back for a while. "I wonder if anyone has every done a mukbang involving human meat before? Let's see if this goes viral." Sukuna then set his fingers into position. "Shall we?" It was now time to bring out his malevolent kitchen tools."EVERYBODY RUN!" you screamed. "OPEN!"

It was now two weeks later and the scandal about your school went viral in sorcerer circles. Yuji itadori, the main culprit, was no where to be found while Sukuna opened up a restaurant with his faithful servant, Uraume. Coincidentally, they were bombarded with one star reviews on Yelp. The main review at the top was from none other than Satoru Gojo. "He burnt my fries and my shake. I'd ask for a refund but in the end I just decided to give it all away to Ijichi." This is why he should have just let Uraume be the one to cook.

[yeehawpoorcryptid]

Me, wondering if I’ve become immune to media, that, even if I find something I enjoy a lot, there’s been nothing in a few years that has rocked me to my core & become a fundamental part of who I am, so maybe I’ve just read/watched/listened to too much and can no longer be affected as deeply as I used to be: 😐

Kevin Perjurer: …so what a monumental achievement it is to be remembered for four.

Me: