#crack channel

[merchantziro]

Yes I love this definitely a normal amount.

A Hisuian Zorua with Danny's personality just getting adopted by both Jazz and Damian on two separate occasions is just (chef's kiss) perfect.

Personally I think it would be funny if Danny actually ended up with Damian was because, Post-Good Reveal with his parents, he accidentally pulls Home Alone 2 and somehow ends up on the wrong plane (maybe his parents convinced Danny to sleep in a suitcase or something crazy to avoid paying for one extra ticket).

So instead of (insert location here) Danny ends up in Gotham trying to figure out how to contact Jazz because all his personal belongings were in a different bag.

Danny just needed a place to stay until his family found him but... Yeah he got attached to Damian really quickly.

Of course it's gonna take the Fentons a few weeks to track down Danny to Gotham and figure out he was adopted by the Wayne's unless they get a photo or clip of him on the news.

Danny is a Hisuian Zoroark

Source: #crack

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DANNY PHANTOM POKÉMON AU

WHERE DANNY IS SECRETLY A HISUIAN ZOROARK

Because they’re half ghost-type, half normal-type!

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Jazz found him one day

And was like

"is this a little brother?"

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Danny as a tiny zorua, staring at Jazz: ….sister acquired

It’s funnier if it isn���t even a Pokémon au Danny is just a Zoroark dumped into DP

Do all the Danny phantom ghosts qualify as Pokémon rules ghost-types?

Because a funny thing about Hisuian Zoroark is that it is completely immune to ghost-type attacks because it’s part normal type

It is also immune to normal and fighting type attacks

Vlad shoots ectoblasts at Danny and Danny doesn’t even try to dodge them because he’s completely immune

Someone tries to punch Danny and it just goes through him

Vlad thinks Danny is a halfa, which. To be fair. He is half ghost. He’s just not half human. He’s an illusion-making fox thing.

Bonus dc crossover: Damian brings home a small white fox that turns out to be 1. sentient and 2. a supernatural entity

Danny as a zorua is really funny because he is just a smol fox

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Smol fox, big punch

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Danny is pretending that he is Just A Normal Fox Nothing To See Here because Damian is feeding him and leaves him unsupervised with his computer while he’s out vigilante-ing

MF

until he shape shifts into Damian/j

and Damian gaslights his father into thinking he has a twin(?)

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Jason, looking at Danny: something’s… off with you.

Danny who looks like this:

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Danny: ✨ what could you possibly mean? ✨

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Danny sucking up to Alfred because he makes the food

On a darker note danny wouldn’t be able to eat ectoplasm contaminated stuff because of his ghost-type immunity (which is most of the food in the Fenton house) so when he gets a chance to eat anything that’s not nasty burger/whatever jazz can get to him you bet he’s taking it

Danny falls through the floor and into the batcave at one point

Bruce finds him asleep on the computer

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Now I'm imagining him turning intangible while asleep and falling down, so he has literally no clue why Batman is waking him up

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Bruce for his part has no idea how Damian’s pet fox got into the batcave

Danny is throughly bamboozled especially when Batman (!?!?) picks him up and carries him until somehow they’re back in Wayne Manor

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Now that they think he knows what's going on (he really, really doesn't), Damian gives his abnormally intelligent fox a comm and declares him to be moral support

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Danny, over the comm line: zor-zorua?

Damian: excellent. Carry on.

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Jason and Bruce are about to get into a major argument again, so Oracle signals Danny and he makes cute fox noises to distract them

Damian scolds them for upsetting Danny

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“You made Danny cry.”

Danny, half asleep: makes a sad fox noise on cue

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Damian: you should be ashamed of yourselves, Father, Todd

Damian: if you will not be professional in the field, perhaps Danny should join us instead

And so BatFox is born

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he’s got a tiny cape

Danny evolves into a Zoroark when Damian has a run-in with the Joker and then you just have this ghost fox monster beating the joker’s ass

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Danny is very obviously Not A Fox now, but they all avoid talking about it or acknowledging it because they have no idea what to do about it

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Danny, who is now taller than Damian: shit I can’t sit on your lap anymore I’m bipedal

Damian: you can talk

Danny: fuck zor-zoroark

Danny is still Alfred’s favourite even though he’s too big to sit on the counters (doesn’t stop him from trying)

Jason, looking at Danny: I knew you weren’t a normal fox!

Danny, remembering his illusion powers: shifts into jason

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can see danny shapeshifting into one of damian's other pets so they can both sit on his lap LOL

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Sometimes danny illusions himself back into Smol Zorua form

Maybe tim was out when Danny evolved and he comes back to the manor for dinner and there’s just this fox monster sitting at the table very carefully using a fork and knife

Tim: what

Dick: oh that’s just Danny

Tim: Danny was a quadruped two days ago

Danny finally uses his illusion human form one day and nobody notices him because he blends in with Bruce’s horde of children

They only notice because Danny (fox form) is missing

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:dick_laugh: (note: custom emoji)

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Danny: so yeah I can walk through walls

Damian: Todd will never see us coming

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Danny gradually becomes more of a brother than a pet

He teaches Damian how to prank and successfully learns to cook from Jason

Without blowing up the kitchen even once

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How does he end up with Damian anyway

I can’t see him leaving Jazz of his own free will

I feel like he lets himself be treated as a pet because it’s better than beings kicked back outside

Jazz, kicking down Wayne Manor’s door: Where Is My Brother

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maybe he was stolen uou- lol

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Jazz came home one day with a little boy whose form seemed to flicker but her parents didn’t notice that part

They adopted him

Danny still had the portal accident but because he’s immune to ghost-type energy he was completely unaffected by it, it just startled him enough that he lost control of his illusion and fell out of the portal as a little fox

Danny is largely unbothered by his parent’s inventions since he’s got type immunity, it’s also hard to beat him up since he’s immune to most kind of physical attacks humans can perform

Maybe in this au dc is another dimension and he got punted their via the Ghost Zone? I don’t want to Emotionally Destroy the Boy via his family being dead/hunting him for being a ghost

Smol Fox Danny ends up in Gotham, lands right in Damian Wayne’s lap. Is instantly adopted.

Danny’s powers in this au:

-Intangibility (because he’s a ghost)

-His type immunities (Ghost, Fighting and Normal)

-A bunch of Pokémon attacks (mostly normal and ghost type attacks, though he also knows flamerthrower purely for arson purposes)

-Illusions that are almost like shapeshifting (he can also make himself invisible)

-Being fluffy

He’s not quite as OP as regular Danny but his type immunities mean that most attacks from both the DP and DC universes won’t touch him (For our purposes nearly all forms of physical fighting count as Normal or Fighting type)

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HUISIAN ZOURA IS DANNY !!!! WOKE!

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he's a SHINY HISUIAN ZORUA

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INDEED

Tucker is Porygon Z

Sam is a Hisuian Weavile

@yaintbeet

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[hellafluff]

Garrus' interactions with Shepard post-Thessia are so fucking well written. Everyone else is telling Shepard they're sorry or doing a soft sad voice asking if she's okay but Garrus has this moving little speech about how losing a fight isn't the end of the war and I just. He's so fucking good. He knows what Shepard needs to hear and has the experience to back up the things he says. He's so good to her

[panelshowsource]

Travel Man | Joe Lycett & Adam Buxton in Prague (Deleted Scenes)

[jellybracelet]

[certifiedlucifersimp]

MY CREDIT CARD TURNED INTO A HUMAN?!?! 🤯😳😳😳 (GONE FREAKY) 💳💳🥵🥵

[dancing-lex]

Thinking about lawlight movie night crack fic. When they haven't had leads for days, the team makes them watch a movie for "stress relief" (maybe they'll stop fighting for a couple hours). They took away their laptops and phones so they have no choice. Both of them hate the movie but they had to choose from Matsuda's collection because he's the only one who leaves headquarters. Anyway they constantly talk over the TV, judging the poor story quality and plot holes and generally being haters. Light tries to limit L's snack consumption by keeping everything on "his" side of the couch but L just reaches all the way over him bc he doesn't give a shit about Light's personal space. And L constantly changes the position he's in, sometimes hanging his head upside down off the couch, sometimes putting his cold feet up against Light, etc. Needless to say this bugs the hell out of Light. They start getting into arguments about trivial details in the movie, and at one point they decide to bet on how the movie ends, with the loser having to get naked (duh). Both of them are confident that they'll win (L is cheating bc he's seen this movie before) but Light's predictions are off by a hair. L obviously takes this and runs with it, insisting that Light technically lost the bet and it wouldn't be fair if he didn't get undressed now—

[valeriefauxnom]

Dragalia Lost With A Distinct Lack of Context:

(Honestly all of Chitose's lines in this story qualify but I digress)

(Honestly, part two, all of Mym's stories are a goldmine for this and I actively have to restrain myself from showing all of it)

[weaseltube]

[devildomwriter]

If Asmodeus was a Weatherman

[dizzybizz]

😀 i love setting out to draw 1 character multiple times but ending up drawing multiple characters 1 time instead 😀 i love it so much 😀

[because-its-eurovision]

I met some very nice and polite young men yesterday

MY BOYS 🥰🥺😭

[dailykeiji]

today's keiji is: floormaster :)

[ringosmistress]

[laynore-x]

Rohan x Reigen AMV

New otp <333

(from an IG poll)

they´re so silly

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Kinda wondering who would cannibalize first and who would go down first if we put all 6 Amphibia leads in a raft or a desert island or something.