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tripthelightfandomtastic · 8 months ago

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I am sharpening my teeth to sink them into Josh's fucking thighs.

#count your days bitch #AND DURING PRIDE???#i need him in a biblical way.#gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka

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obito-in-disguise · 1 month ago

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Guys, someone saw a picture of my mom and said "oh so that's where you get the space between your eyes from!"

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I haven't been the same person ever since

now this is all I see when I look in the mirror

#literally plotting my revenge as we speak #count your days bitch #it was lowkey funny but wasn't at the same time. I'm literally spiralling who am I kidding?#lol #send help pls #obito-in-disguise #text

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lilbebekitten101 · 1 year ago

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My reaction to this mf:

#loki season 2 #loki series #loki season two #mobius m mobius #marvel #lokius #disney plus #loki laufeyson #marvel mcu #mcu loki #Count your days bitch

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5upertnt · 9 days ago

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#roblox #roblox dandys world #dandy's world #dandys world roblox #i will find you qwelver #count your days bitch

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lesboriptide · 1 year ago

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I’m not going to lie, a certain set of news really turned me off of updating this page, but knowing that I helped manifest dom!Becky and sub!Rhea…

#anyways if it wasn’t clear i hope vince mcmahon dies #count your days bitch #ramblings

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sohotthateveryonedied · 6 months ago

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#please i have to know if i'm just a bitch or not #you can probably guess what my opinion is on the matter lmao #just orphan the fic if you don't like it anymore/don't want to be associated with it!!!!#that's what the orphaning option is for!!!! why are you taking away MY beloved reading material!!!!!! it makes me so mad #i've started downloading and keeping a collection of my favorite fics because i can't trust them not to disappear on me #if you've written a fic i love and deleted it you'd better count your days #ao3 #archive of our own #orphaned works #deleted fics #fanfic #fanfiction #fics #batfamily #batfam #batman #fandom #i'm just gonna tag all the fandoms i've read fic for lmao #voltron #voltron legendary defender #the raven cycle #trc #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #yuri on ice #marvel #mcu #the avengers #young justice

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thebat-musicman · 9 days ago

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AU where Jason was dead for 2 years longer than he was in canon

Leslie: The results are back. Jason, you’re physically two years younger than you should be.

Jason: You mean…

Tim, jumping out of his chair: YES!!!

Leslie: I’m sorry, Jason. Tim is physically older than you now.

Tim: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Jason: This cannot be happening.

Tim, hugging him: Don’t worry, Jason. I’ll be the best big brother ever.

Jason, haunted: I’m going to ask the Joker to try again.

#batman #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #tim drake #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect jason todd #incorrect tim drake #jason todd incorrect quotes #tim drake incorrect quotes #help the post isnt loading and im trapped in the tags #why did i do so many tags #my hubris has doomed me #if you can see this pray for me #for God has foresaken me but maybe He will listen to you #i cant get out #im trapped in this madness of my own creation #i beg of you to listen to me #can my screams reach your ears when you just keep scrolling past them #if i reload this will all be gone #but if i can kill and create in an instant #who cares about the life of one little post #perhaps i will destroy it all and rebuild from scratch #i’ll create a new world #a better world #a world where my fuCKING POSTS AUTOSAVE YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH COUNT YOUR DAYS TUMBLR COUNT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAYS

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sunsetandthemoon · 10 months ago

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Three times Sun was jealous of Ton and Ongsa, and the one time she actually fessed up - requested by @allaboutql 💕

#23.5 the series #23.5 degrees #23point5 #23point5gifs #girlslovenet #milk pansa #love pattranite #milklove #ongsasun #ongsa x sun #aj chayapol #my gifs #sun every time ton breathes near ongsa: count your days bitch 🔪

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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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imagining this very funny totally amusing bit where dust (despite having a lot of pockets) makes horror carry a lighter for him (only because he can't be bothered to remember to bring one on him all the time) and horror keeps it in his head

but horror's a dick so everytime dust wants to smoke and he needs a light horror's always like "whats the password :3" (he actually said the emoticon i was the quotation marks) and dust has to guess. because horror changes it every time. and its never something predictable. and then he either just totally gives up on that cig or he has to forcefully dig into horror's head to get the lighter because horror's being a PRICK

now dust is shoulder deep into horror's eyesocket while horror is clawing and screaming and killer's just standing there behind them watching this unfold with that fuckass smile on his face (he can't get this type of entertainment anywhere else)

#bonus: this means that horror could theoretically breathe fire #like the world's shittiest magician!!!! he would need a shitton of fuel tho to get a big flame #peak mtt interactions i believe. knowledge of canon is only to make more ridiculous scenarios realistic #killer worlds best bystander to dust and horror's bullshit. he sees something he says NOTHING #erm well technically! the eye goop would get in the way of his vision so he actually doesn't see anything either! alright wrap it up pal #i COULD make this into a comic but i simply have larger priorities rn i cant (tweaking out over hw still)#horror if you were just less of a bitch maybe you wouldnt be in this situation #but it's the matter of the principle he says. dust has to guess the password he says. well who's complaining when dust is in your skull huh #this too counts as horrordust beefing. because you'd think that horror would just give the lighter to dust #but unfortunately this was posted by me (triglycercule) and i will have no such thing as bear horror on this account #dust would wear cargo shorts he would wear a cargo vest he'd have a belt with pockets he'd have secret shoe pockets he IS a pocket #why wouldnt dust just keep the lighter on him!!! CMON he's mellowed out since his dusttale days!! the human is dead so now he can be lazier #not lazy enough that he can couch rot for 3 weeks straight (he needs to stay SOMEWHAT active (force of habit))#but lazy enough where if he has a living purse then he will use said purse for its pursing purpose #horror's head doesnt even have enough space for dust to fit his arm in wtf. improper use of eye socket ahh 😭😭#tricule rant #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au #THEYRE SO SILLY MTT MY SILLY GOOFS!!!! a rare moment where they beef but it has nothing to do with their lore/backstories

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necrotic-nephilim · 5 months ago

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in lieu of having posted any writing/headcanons/asks in the past few days because i have been *so* busy and unable to do anything fandom-related which is terrible and evil, i have a poll out of morbid curiosity and self-indulgence. i've been meaning to ramble here about how i feel about DC's lack fo Deaf representation and which Batfam members i would personally make Deaf, but i am mildly curious about the larger opinion and now i will subject you all to the question, i would love to hear thoughts/opinions/headcanons on any specific choices. (would love d/Deaf/HoH opinions esp but i'm mostly expecting this to reach the hearing crowd, so opinions from hearing ppl are ones i'm very curious about. if you've never given it thought before you are going to now or else /lh)

#necrotic nuisance #<- new tag for nonserious shit like this #batfamily #batclan #deafculture #i think not including bruce in this poll bc i ran out of options is *so* fucking funny so i'm keeping it #bc realistically i could bump off more tertiary characters like harper or jpv to include him #but i won't.#hearing people are seriously invited to reblog and share opinions or headcanons i'm so genuine #just like. behave about it.#i have personal headcanons but i will save sharing them until the poll is finished #as not to skew results #i also have a hunch on who will lead. based on popular headcanons i see #but i will also not share that as to not skew it #i'm using the Deaf identity as an umbrella term that can include Hard of Hearing as well btw #so if your headcanon is more HoH leaning it is counted #i do believe this is something most fans haven't rlly thought about #but i *really* want to write fics with Deaf rep and i have been waffling on who to make Deaf #so. this poll is also a field test of who you would like to see me (a Deaf bitch) write as Deaf.#and i totally pinky promise not to project super duper hard on them. (i'm so lying)#i will get back to writing and the ask games i promse!#tomorrow i have the day off after 4 bc someone else is watching the baby so ic can just chill #also *please please* if you have disabled headcanons for any batfam (or DC in general) character #send them to me. i want to see them. i would love to talk about them with you.#as an anon ask as a message as a reblog idc #gimme.#this isn't my usual content but shhh lemme be self indulgent.#both bc i'm curious and bc i wanna write Deaf shit so. we take a break from my usual nonsense for this.#i'll post writing tomorrow to make up for it #also i have to remind myself this is my blog i can do what i want with and not just be a content machine. yk

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ibetittering · 5 months ago

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FREAKING OUT THE MUSIC IS BACK I'M SO HAPPY

#same for the rwby music but idc about that #😋#OKLAHOMA BEAT DOWN PENNSYLVANIA DEAD AND DROWN MINNESOTA CASTIGATE #MASSACHUSETTS FLAGELLATE BITCH SLAP TENNESSEE DC DEAD SEE UTAH IS A FUCKING MESS OREGON IN GREAT DURESS #MARYLAND IS ON HER KNEES LOUISIANA BITCH PLEASE MISSISSIPPI WORST DAY EVER NORTH DAKOTA NOT MUCH BETTER MISSOURI IN A STRANGLEHOLD #MONTANAS CORPSE IS GETTING COLD BLEEDING TIME FOR OLD KENTUCKY INDIANA NOT SO LUCKY VERMONT COULD USE A FOUR LEAF CLOVER #NEW JERSEY IT IS ALMOST OVER PICK UP DELAWARE AND SLAM HER CALL THE MEDS FOR ALABAMA MICHIGAN HAS BEEN DESTROYED DITTO THAT FOR ILLINOIS #NEW HAMPSHIRE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A FRIEND WEST VIRGINIAS AT HER END COLORADO CRASH AND BURN KANSAS POINT OF NO RETURN #GEORGIAS UNDERNEATH A BUS CALIFORNIA'S REALLY FUCKED IDAHO AND SOUTH DAKOTA GIVE IT UP YOUR TIME IS OVER NEBRASKA CANCEL ALL APPOINTMENTS #WASHINGTON WE'VE GOT YOUR OINTMENTS OHIO DON'T STAND A CHANCE WYOMING NEEDS A CHANGE OF PANTS RHODE ISLAND DOES THAT EVEN COUNT #PUMMEL DOWN ON CAROLINA CONNECTICUT YOU'RE SUCH A WHINER ARKANSAS EAT MY DUST ALASKA IS A TOTAL BUST #red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth

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anpanman95 · 4 months ago

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guess which motherfucker just made it to my black list

#hope you better count your fucking days #NO ONE TOUCHES MY QUEEN #HOW DARE YOU BITCH #jack and joker u steal my heart #jack and joker the series #jack and joker #jackjoker #jackjoke #yinwar #war wanarat #yin anan #thailand #thai bl #bl series #bl drama #thai bl drama #thai drama

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maxity666 · 11 months ago

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Just woke up (I woke up 9 hours ago) and realized that Sammy is my friend and was like wowie I love my cringey twink friend so much so this is a tribute to the scrunkliest scrunkly to ever exist, @isas-bathbombs