#couldnt b me

[avengedbiologist]

Happy 5th birthday to thunderleg 4 !

[kittzuxp]

God, only knowing English your entire life and then trying to learn any other language with different characters must be really hard because like oh ρ that means p but no actually that's r.

(I used Greek as an example there are other languages with different characters than these)

[iindigenize]

do u realize how much bank they wud make if they brought back tongue tattoos on fruit roll ups

[glittergroovy]

(if the full rent is $2000/month but you split that with a roommate, vote $1000. This is just about what you pay)

[hinamie]

congrats on your recovery n all yuuji but unfortunately for you I thought the scars were cool >:/

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

another little barn for us all while we Anticipate <3

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

Look out for magic mirrors~!

Congratulations you activated my trap card. Take a comic.

Ell: Holy shit they're idiots.

[al-luviec]

attempted to edit (some of) the ROTI cast with my designs for them

[kimtiny]

All the drawings I did for clonetober

[eebie]

fit for speech about gay people. im thinking ill start off facing away from rveryone so they’ll think im straight because i’m wearing black and white. and then i spin around and whip off my blazer in one swift motion and they all start cheering because my shirt is colorful like the pride flag and it’s all so cool they all start eating each other, and i’ll watch as a single tear rolls down my cheek because i did it, i did it….

[spaciebabie]

cant fucking stand this dude honestly

[screechingfromthevoid]

@disastertourwaterdeepedition

Sorry for the weird fucking post but like tumblr straight up ate your ask?? I had to search and screenshot from my email??

Its like super fine I love big rants and big feelings (especially about the blorbo of the month).

Whoa buddy if you wanna talk about a rant. This got so long I'm putting it under a read more.

I'm not sure any of this is above board conscious thought process. When he looks to Orym, when he thinks about how he feels about Orym, I think Dorian, king of compartmentalizing, gets a rush of all three of the things in the post. He gets a little too lost in thought looking at the way Orym's hair now tries to curl against his ear or how well tailored the armor is to his body, he first gets hit with the Will guilt. Then he thinks about "ohmygodtheresawaron" and he'd shovel all of that down. Because its not time to think about Orym and him. But he knows by the way Orym watches him "sleep". He knows by the way Orym refused to be princess carried in Aeror. (Seriously dude Dorian princess carries everyone. It would have been less suspicious if you let it happen). He knows because Orym didn't see his husband when they were in Zephrah. But when he dares himself to actually think about a possible future together, he uses the big three to shove it down. And no, he has no clue that Orym thinks he doesn't return his feelings. (Wow you're right. Pronouns are hard)

Lol to finally answer your question: I'm not sure! Because the thing is! Orym has gone down twice in a battle with Dorian there! And honestly if Orym being on death's door doesn't make either of them confess, i'm not sure what will! (thats a lie I do have an idea). But like Orym went to the moon and back and almost died on the moon and all the count communicate to Dorian was "I miss you"!! Orym nearly died twice in one battle and he didn't think to give Dorian a sloppy, "If I die again I want to have kissed you once" kiss before going in for another round of getting hacked on. Dorian watched him go down and had to bring him back from death's door (one failed save scared the shit out of me) and he didn't think to give Orym a "We need you, I need you" kiss.

My unfortunate thought process, which I can't decide if I want it to come true or not, is that Dorian has to get hurt. Like when I say hurt I fucking mean it. Taken down in a round or two, two failed death saves, hurt. Because then Orym will have to face losing Dorian again. Face losing the man he loves, again. He pours a healing potion into Dorian's mouth because warlocks don't have a single healing spell. (Just checked). Orym feels so helpless in saving Dorian, because a healing potion isn't nearly enough to keep him up. He starts to cry over Dorian's (now conscious) body. He whispers between sobs "Not again, not again. Dorian you can't leave me. I love you, please, I never got to tell you, please stay alive." and Dorian, having heard all of that, reaches up to cup Orym's cheek and says. "Alright, just for you though."

Or something like that.

As much as I would love for them to be adults and just talk to each other. I know thats not going to happen. (Please, Robbie, Liam, prove me wrong.) So I think major tragedy will be the reason they confess to each other. Because they're idiots in love with a lot of weight on their shoulders.

[breadslice2257]

pokémon black being the first game I ever played in my entire life really altered my brain chemistry, I think

[hinamie]

the sirens are turning red

[lineffability]

you wanna read 29 pages of bastille smut? in which crowley fucks aziraphale in chains but they pretend all the way through? i applaud you for your bravery, and say: vive la révolution! bon appetit

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

are you really besties if you can't share a joint