#couches suck Tumblr posts

[michelleleewise]

I saw your first request for a pic and it was great 💚 I like your other pics too.

I was thinking - maybe this sounds cheesy but I keep picturing Loki in The Black Suit sitting on a fancy dark green velvet couch sipping absinthe. 😁

If you feel like doing it that would be really cool. Thanks!

Hiiiiiiii!!!! I loved making these!!!! Is it weird absinthe is really hard to make happen??.....probably lol but....without further ado.......I give you.......

(I could not get that man on a couch to save my life!!! *sounds like my actual life lol* but I hope you still enjoy these!!! I will continue to strive for a couch, and will share if I get one)

Thank you so much for sending this to me!!! I hope you like them!!!! 😁😁😁😁💚💚💚💚

[demaparbat-hp]

Toph as a Goalball player 💪💚

[werepuppy-steve]

married steddie but they don't live a super lavish life. they're dirt poor, living in a small house at the end of a dead end road that they rent off one of wayne's buddies. steve's a manager at walmart along with robin. eddie's main job is welding but he also does tattooing on the side, so they host a lot of tattoo parties for their friends every other weekend.

there's music and beer and laughing. eddie always asks steve, "you want a new one, baby?" bc all of steve's tattoos have been done by eddie. he won’t let anyone else near him with a gun. eddie doesn’t give him giant ones, only ones that take up a small-ish patch of skin.

inevitably, there's always teasing from their friends. "we gotta pay for ours, how come you ain't charging him, huh?"

to which steve answers, after snagging eddie's beer from his hand and taking a swig and winking, "oh, don't worry, i'll pay him later tonight."

their friends hoot and holler at eddie's flustered grin as steve smacks a kiss to his cheek.

[xeenok-laboratories]

It was jus' gonna be one page. One panel.

HOW DID IT BECOME FIVE???

[foldingfittedsheets]

The rough day worsens. My beloveds car is fully dead. Just sank a considerable amount into new brakes but the engine is gone.

So now we need to figure out a new car in a very quick turnaround because their commute is no joke.

[princessamericachavez]

like yes yes eddie needs to choose and buck needs to be chosen but also 

Eddie needs to get over the very big trauma of losing his wife. Last time he dated someone he had literal panic attacks at the thought of her being mistaken for Chris’s mother and as much as we saw him work through in therapy we never?? really?? talked?? about?? that?? So, yeah, Eddie needs to realize that he’s at a point where he’s ready to risk his heart and give love a second chance 

(and maybe realize he already did becase there already is a partner in his life who gets consistently confused for Chris’s guardian and it feels natural to him?? but he still needs to realize he’s ready for love)

And Buck needs to be ready to be in a relationship where he’s loved for who he is, where he doesn’t bend and twist to fit someone else’s expectations. And for that Buck needed to die, and needed to come back, and now he needs to process that trauma and steady himself. 

(and Buck loves so quickly, so openly, so loudly, and he gives so much of himself and he wants to be loved that way, and maybe he’ll realize that he already?? is?? loved?? but he needs to let himself accept it)

so basically, it’s not only a matter of choice... eddie needs to be ready to love and buck needs to accept that he is loved if they are ever going to find each other properly together

and that, my funny little friends, is the point of their arcs were we are at right now

[jtl-fics]

Truly I have become an adult because I had the choice between an ice cream machine or a fabric cleaner for free and I picked the fabric cleaner and I am experiencing euphoria right now cleaning my couch.

[l3irdl3rain]

He was getting so brave and coming out to the living room all on his own to explore. But after he peed on my bed I had to make the executive decision that no cats are allowed in my bedroom unless I’m in there (at least until further notice).

Now that he’s forced to be in the living room it’s scary out here. He has to hide under the couch so the living room monsters don’t get him

[marcygoo]

hey does anyone here fw internecion cube

[curvymeh]

WELCOME ME TUMBLR 😵‍💫

[alchemistc]

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[wolfavens]

briteBeans  │ ★★★★✩

close to uBrite campus, coffee stale, open late tho. GO DRAGOOONS!!! 🐉🐉🐉

[nyxofdemons]

“one day im going to have to make like a three hour long video essay that's just called In Defense of Helluva Boss” Please do. I see more anti videos than I do with defense ones. Like the ones that say season 2 is terrible even though it’s barely completed and the ones that say Stolitz is a bad despite them barely having a relationship.

no literally i am sick of seeing more anti content than actual appreciation videos but the anti talking point i see most that drives me up the fucking walls is that it's "bAd RePrEsEnTaTiOn," as if that is all that queer people are allowed to have; just the vague nebulous concept of "Rep(TM)." the fact that if a straight character is a bad person then it's just that This Character is a bad person, but if a queer character is a bad person then This Is Bad Representation Of The Community And Is Homophobic. can we not just HAVE characters?? vehicles to tell a story??? tools to craft a compelling narrative??? this is part of why Helluva/Hazbin being adult shows is such a THING because i see this get shut down a lot under the guise of "uhh well just because it's an adult show doesn't mean that it can handle whatever topic it wants however it wants" and like. yeah buddy! that's true! and that's not what this is fucking about!! when people say "it's an adult show" what they mean is that it's made to be engaged with under the assumption that you would know better than to take information to shape your worldview and perception of other real life people from a fucking cartoon! the show doesn't NEED to tell you that Um Hey Guys Just So You Know This Isn't Actually Meant To Reflect How All Real Life Gay Relationships Are because you are an adult who should already be able to discern this.

"bad rep" doesn't mean "characters that are nuanced, morally gray, or just bad people." "bad rep" would be if helluva boss was a show that said "the REASON these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people is BECAUSE they are queer, or at least directly correlated to that fact." which is. you know. very fucking different than "these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people because they 1) live in a classist society that actively encourages them to be their worst selves and 2) are extremely traumatized."

[foldingfittedsheets]

My parents decided to just roam for the month of December. Who knows why. They said they didn’t want to do holiday stuff until the new year. Found out later they’d had thanksgiving with my nana. Honestly it woulda been fine if they’d just said they didn’t want the kids over? But instead mom decided lying that they weren’t doing it at all was easier.

My transphobic sister is having a baby so they decided to drive down to her state to see her, after telling me they’d come to my choir concert. And again. That’s fine, I get that the baby is a bigger deal.

But mom asked me to look after her chickens while they’re gone. I dragged myself over aching in every bone from overexertion yesterday, including the concert. When I called concerned about one of her hens dragging a lame foot around she told me that’s just how that chickens always been and not to worry about it. Didn’t ask me how the concert had been.

When my betrothed got home I was deep in sadness pits. I told them, “I feel like that chicken. Hobbling around receiving inferior care and attention from my mom.”

They baked cookies and we cuddled about it.

[tiraam]

I can’t with the absolute irony of F1 fans giving drivers names like ‘cryhamilton’ when the drivers forget and move on by next race. Or usually even within a couple of hours once the adrenaline wears off.

But it’s the fans that are still ‘crying’ about things things weeks, months and even years down the line.

[perilegs]

my sweet little baby man is no longer with us