#Hashtag goals

[demaparbat-hp]

Toph as a Goalball player 💪💚

[leafkidsblog]

image description. an MSpaint drawing of a hammerhead flatworm, Diversibipalium engeli, curled up in a shape that vaguely resembles a heart. the flatworm has a red half moon shaped head with a rounded black rectangle in the center, and a black body with six or seven squiggly white stripes. above the flatworm is a quote from Tumblr user crevicedwelling that reads: "I tell them that they're beautiful and that they're a problem I can't solve by destroying them". end ID.

"I... tell them they're beautiful and that they're a problem I can't solve by destroying them" — @crevicedwelling (x)(x)

[crying-in-the-stars]

if i have kids, there will be no lullabies to go to sleep to. it will only be markiplier

[suibianandbichen]

More people should strive to be a good for nothing in life, its better than revenge

[cambriancutie]

why need a fat trans guy when i can become the fat trans guy

[calvinandhobbes]

very much obsessed with these photos i took of matt at the national show last night. he’s coming in hot

[lovaboy]

the way i immediately regress to my rhys borderlands era when i get too stressed out at work. he was rly onto smth when he crashed helios into pandora

[isa-the-great-and-powerful]

Wow, 2 whole consecutive viewers. Am goals.

[businesstiramisu]

oh nice

I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body

[maxident-xx]

i finished my news article but idk how to upload it so i’ll just ask in class tomorrow because she changed it to be due at 11:59 tmrw and idk how to use turnitin.com ect ….

you're in your academic responsibility era we stan❗❗

[thebestskeers]

I swear to the founders of Hogwarts I will confringo the next person who asks me if my twin brother is single, stop shoving it in my face that he got the good genes!

but yes he is single. Unfortunately he’s waiting for @ask-sebastian to notice his existence.

[tunneldweller]

[image description: 1. drawing of an anthro gharial - crocodilian with a very long, narrow, toothy snout - clad in a loose monastic robe tied with a rope. his expression is neutral. his little clawed hands are folded before him. two rows of spiky scales run down the length of his tail, which curls forward. 2. "#morally opposed to catholics but I will make an exception for Brother Gregor because he seems nice". end ID]

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

[xyl4-4444]

Dumping these doodles bcus Twilight Forest is STILL a GOATED Minecraft mod

[polkadotjohnson]