THERE IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH SHERLOCK & CO CONTENT FOR ME TO CONSUME, I HAVE LIKED EVERY POST ON THIS BLOODY PLATFORM AND I R E F U S E TO GO TO TWITTER >:(
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Drew Shrimpo with my headcanons before going to bed xd
(Idk from where the lazy eye headcanon came from but I like it)
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hello dere :3
not sure if u write for her, but would u be able to write fluffy comedy thing, where, whenever Laswell opens up/buys a pack of cigs, Reader always replaces them with those candy cigarette things?? Or like, pixie stix?
i just think it would be giggly. No pressure!
Hope ur doing well!!!! stay silly 👽
Hey there! Sure I can!
Laswell’s S/O Replacing Her Cigarettes with Candy
I feel like she’d actually be pretty confused the first time she opens her pack of cigarettes to some candy. What? Why would anyone do this? She’s well aware that only you could have committed such a crime, everyone else respects her too much to pull such a stunt. Especially such an innocent stunt as well. She’d likely walk right up to you. “Honey, why did you replace my cigarettes with candy?” You’d honestly tell her that you want her to quit smoking. And also because it was funny. She wouldn’t be mad the first time it happened, but she would get more agitated the more often you actually do it. Sure, she understands that smoking is bad for her and that, if she wants to live a long life with you, she’s likely going to have to stop, but it’s hard to just stop all of a sudden. At first she’d likely try to hide her cigs from you, smoking behind your back so you, all giggly and ever so cheerful, don’t find out about her still smoking. It’s the smell that usually gives her away, though. You could “punish” her every time she does smoke, though. Like, for as much as she usually dislikes being touched, you could likely pinch her cheek and tell her off. In that case she understands. But the worst part about it all? Her cigarettes cost a whole lot more than your candy stix. 12$ per pack is a pretty proud price, she can’t deny. You’re gonna be costing her a whole lot of money. I think, as much as she would like to stop, it’s gonna be you cheerfully chasing after her whenever she comes home, hiding a pack of cigarettes literally anywhere on her body. In her back pocket? Under her hat? Well, you sniff them out anyway. Eventually, she’d probably just give up. That way she doesn’t need to get playfully scolded by you either. It’s a rocky road, but she’ll get there eventually. Even as you blow “fake candy smoke” at her face, she’ll just giggle and let you. It’s really surprising how much you get away with. No one else would be able to do that and live to tell the tale.
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N·S·F·W· N·V·F·R· I·N· B·I·O
(jk here's the links :)) [aguatala's poipiku]
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ryoji came from my dream straight to @crescentfool's ♥
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okay I've been staring into the abyss for like a week of real time about whether or not the abbot chapter is salvageable for my specific Goosebumps-level Strahd campaign
BUT OKAY I think I finally have an idea to make it work, and it's dumb but if I let that stop me there'd be no blog here
the abbot does run a genuine hospital and does genuinely heal people if they come to him for help, but he periodically also sometimes “keeps” people there because he's become obsessed with finding Strahd the perfect bride, SPECIFICALLY fixated on finding him the perfect dancer because Strahd once confided in him that it's something he misses about Tatyana.
so he's been kidnapping people who come to him for help and forcing them to... learn how to dance good. and he's been experimenting with magically adding animal parts and other weird modifications to them to try and get them to dance even better.
so the party can walk through the "asylum" side of the abbey and see people being forced to like, tango... someone practicing tap... there's a group of people who're being forced to learn a really intensive kpop choreo and they're like "help please he won't let us leave, he just keeps drilling us on the Wannabee routine"
and in his pursuit of the perfect dancer the abbot at some point decided to just try making one from scratch, which is where vasilka comes in
the abbot is still kidnapping people, robbing graves, and doing bizarre experiments on people, and I can still have the abbot transform into a crazy final fantasy boss with too many wings and like, black dark-powers-corruption metaphor dripping out of his mouth and eyes and stuff but if the mood is making my players nervous I can always pull back to the fact that this was all in the pursuit of the perfect two-step
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