#cos I do find that quite funny 😭😭😭

[s4pphic-sh3nan1gans]

absolutely fucking sobbed in therapy again and then just to really stick the knife in, everybody's waiting came up on shuffle when I was on the bus home and I started crying again 😭

anyways, I told myself if bluza premieres on the radio like šta bih ja I would wait until its official release this time, but then I thought fuck it I deserve it and need something else to focus on.

so I just listened to it, and I'm crying again (good tears this time... I think 😭) akshsjbsnsbs it's such a pretty song and I'm afraid my words aren't wording anymore, BUT... I love it 🥹 <3

[toytulini]

me, stupidly and weirdly resistant to listening to audio books vs reading a physical book for no real reason: man i wish there was a way to like, read a book while i crochet like i do with tv shows and movies and podcasts

[spaghettitm]

heyyyy!! Could you do a Charlie dompler x girly reader? Probably was only hired because of her colorful attire but was usually tired half the time ? 😭😭

YES DEAR ANON, INFACT I CAN! I may or may not have shoved like one of my Charlie headcanons in there but... Shh don't mind it

——

• At first glance, he thought you where the annoying person that only cares about their looks and makeup

• He was definitely surprised to find out that you're infact quite a soporific person

• Charlie probably caught himself doodling you at work once. He was embarrassed that he was subconsciously drawing such an attractive person

• It takes him awhile to get a long lasting conversation going, due to you giving him plain answers or statements half the time.

• he thought you where uninterested in him at first, but again... you and your darn tired self!

• You and Charlie get along really well after a few conversations.

• If you where to nap in the breakroom... he wouldn't mind covering for you.

• Charlie finds your sense of fashion to be quiet endearing; despite him saying that he doesn't like a person who is super feminine.

• You probably convinced him to let you do his make-up... outside of work.

• ^ He wouldn't be caught DEAD in a full face by his co-workers

• Charlie buys you a monster that matches your outfit sometimes. He thinks it's really funny—you think it's Charming

[honey-milk-depresso]

Batboys x reader who is a game/singer streamer

So I'm assuming that s/o is a singer + game streamer from what I can see soooo yeah! I think I went to focus on the gamer part than singer though. Also I could only do this for Dick, Jason and Tim because 😭 sorry ;-;;;

TT o TT

Batboys with a game (mostly) + singer s/o

Dick Grayson

Don’t even get me started on how hype Dick’s gonna be. You game??? And stream?????? Epic-

Dick has played video games with Tim before it’s just that he sucks at playing the modern one sometimes-, so he probably wants to do co-ops with you and maybe join your streams and play with you.

He sucks ASS though in Among Us because he’s bad at lying when he’s imposter and too trusting when he’s just a crew mate. He’s so funny though when you record him while playing with you and your other streamer friends.

“Awww, look at me and s/o walking together and building snowmen! We are so—”

*Kills him* “…” “s/O WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH MEEEEEEE????”*loud sobbing*

Obviously, no, it’s just what you had to do as an imposter and you have to apologise to your sulky boyfriend.

Fun fact: bought your two of those matching cat ears headphones and he’s so sappy, dear god- he loves those earphones.

Also your voice?? IT’S SO GOOD??? You made your own songs and that’s so cool!! No wonder your fanbase is so big, damn-

And he’s obviously your biggest fan! <

Jason Todd

He’s trying, he really is. Because the last thing he played before he died were Game Boys and then he awoken to Wii Games, Nintendo Switches and whatever the fuck those online games are.

Those sus game ads he clicked randomly made him question what happened when he was still dead-

Jason thinks it’s pretty cool you stream gaming content and all, although don’t ask him to play any RPG with you because he’ll rage quit. He will go insane.

Jason keeps insisting on wanting to join your streams in Among Us but like come on- WE ALL KNOW HE’S GONNA START RAGING MORE-

When he gets killed, he calls the imposter a “Joker” 💀 Sometimes you have to calm him down and tell him it’s their role as imposter to do this. Also, when he gets imposter, he’ll kill everyone except you. Like he’s your bodyguard or something and everyone’s out to get you. You don’t even need to be imposter. If you did kill him before, he’ll kill you back though-

He’s okay if you let him play Minecraft together though, he finds it peaceful (on creative mode).

Listens to your songs on repeat while he’s repairing vehicles or hear it live on your stream when he’s reading. Wholesome supportive boyfriend stuff. <3

Tim Drake

Immediately follows all forms of social media you have, and give subs to every time you go live and stream. No hesitation.

He thinks it’s cool you stream games and all, something he wished to do but just doesn’t have much time to do so, and that he has no idea how to start up a fanbase anyways so-

Tim would join your streams every once in a while to play with you and he doesn’t mind any sort of games, he’s pretty good with the controller… well, maybe RPG. Because if he’s doing a multiplayer game like with Genshin needing to join servers and all, most of the time, people wouldn’t listen to his plans and end up dying and then he goes berserk. Only you listen s/o… wHY?? WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO HIS STRATS????

Also, cat ears headphones?? He has one and he looks so cute in it and would ask if you want one too- he only wears those headphones in private though, or in front of you.

Anyways, Tim loves your singing too! Would listen it live or hear it on Spotify if it’s available. If you sing covers, it’s gonna ruin him. He can’t listen to the original track anymore because it’s just not the same-

Overall, gamer boyfriend you got here. <3

[raziiyah]

Since you made that post about the Monster World and their Beauty standards

How attractive do you think Randall is by the monster world standards?

Obviously in Monster's University he's MEANT to be seen as this wimpy, scrawny geek and a loser 🤓

But what about during the Monster's Inc era?

Out of the 3 Main Monsters (Mike, Sulley, and Randall) we see that Mike is the only one who isn't "Bitchless" or "Maidenless" (as the Twitter crowd would say 🙄)

Which I find hilariously ironic considering Mike is the only of those 3 who wasn't a scarer nor does he really fit into any of the Beauty standards 🤔

(Now from a real life perspective I can understand why Randall and Sulley are single due to Randall's status as the villain and giving Sulley a love interest would've distracted too much attention away from his relationship with Boo)

But it is kinda funny from an In-Universe perspective because you'd think Randall and ESPECIALLY Sulley would both have an army of Women (and Men 🌈) trying to vouch for their attention due to their status as the 2 biggest Top Scarers

Tho with Randall I suppose you could argue that his personality was probably a turn off for anyone who actually might've tried to date him or get to know him (I love the dude but honestly he seems like he'd be kinda difficult to deal with in a relationship).

Not sure what the excuse for Sulley is tho lol

hi i will gladly talk about randall’s hotness 😋

okay for real though i think randall would actually be considered handsome (i swear im not biased) randall definitely possesses scary traits, from sharp teeth, big independently moving eyes, multiple limbs, etc., and has a general scary appearance, so i think it’s fair to say he’s considered quite attractive. also the fact he was in ror; the top frat in MU, presumably the most elite university in monstropolis, and is a scarer, the best career you could ever have (and with him and sulley being the two candidates to get the all time scare record, one of the best in the whole monster world??) probably helps too

another thing i want to mention that i’ve thought about is there are many round cyclops monsters like mike and big horned furry monsters like sulley, but there isn’t really any monster in the monster world (or in other media) that quite looks like randall.

joy has reptilian features but she looks very different from randall (though i’d like to point out that she was the number 1 scarer at fear co., which could be more evidence that randall is very scary and therefore more attractive) mr. crummyham bears some resemblance to randall, but he has smoother skin, a skinnier body, and a very different face

other than the fact that the vas in mi bear resemblance to their characters to me, randall has such a fine distinct design, so something i thought about is randall’s attractiveness could be compared to his va steve buscemi in our world. there are many people who consider buscemi as handsome, and i've also seen some people describe his look to be “unique”. with randall having a design so distinct from the other monsters and possessing scary/attractive traits, i feel like randall’s attractiveness in the monster world could also be described the same way

i definitely agree with the idea that they didn’t include any romantic stuff for sulley and randall because it would be unnecessary and distracting, but that aside,,

i’m sure there are many monsters who were attracted to sulley. sulley's been the number 1 scarer at monsters inc for a very long time, is the son of a famous scarer, and is shown to be very popular both in and at work. for one, these two in mu seemed attracted to him

in mi, on his way to work, basically everyone knows him and greets him, both on the street and at work. so in that way, there are actually a lot of monsters that vie for sulley's attention (including the fcking CDA 😭)

maybe some monsters are nervous around sulley and think he's out of their league. even though he is friendly, he does have a very high status so he may be intimidating to talk to; like look at how nervous needleman is here when talking to him hehe

on randall’s end, though he’s probably not nearly as social, he probably gets a fair share of recognition (though is probably very overshadowed by sulley) but there are likely some monsters that don’t like his personality and because of that aren't interested, or are scared/intimidated to actually talk to him. but they can admire him from an appearance and achievement perspective, though perhaps from a distance

but as you said, i definitely think that personality plays a big role into which monsters are considered attractive

first, mike is full of personality, being charming, funny and witty. he's shown to be a smooth talker, whether flirting with celia or distracting waternoose and randall with convincing lies. mike may not fit into the "scary" beauty standard, but i think some monsters don't really care. and i know that celia genuinely thinks mike is handsome :] mike was also very likely the smartest scaring student on mu’s campus. but judging by mike's locker in the credits for mu, celia may have started crushing on mike around the time when he was just a cafeteria worker and i like to think she fell for mike early on for both his looks and personality 🩷

sulley on the other hand is shown to be a bit clumsy and not as smooth with his words, so he probably has no rizz 😔✊️/jk (it's v cute though)

randall's personality is pretty self explanatory LOL, though interestingly, even though randall is a prick, his coworkers were genuinely happy for him when he became the scare leader and when they thought he broke the scare record. so i feel like he’s only directly mean to sulley, mike and fungus, while he just tolerates everyone else (unless they cross his path) like his coworkers are probably aware of his bitter attitude but may undermine it since he's not directly mean to them and randall probably has respect for being #2 in the whole comany, because i don't think all those monsters would be happy for him if he treated all of them how he treats the three i mentioned. and i mean he showed a liking towards johnny so we know he's capable of not feeling utter hate for everyone. though he may not always be directly mean to his other coworkers, i’m sure his attitude is still noticed and deemed undesirable for lots of monsters. i feel like randall would be viewed as skilled and attractive but a dick lol

but in the end i think a big reason why i think sulley and randall aren't in a relationship is because they’re so career focused.

sulley probably wasn't interested or focused on getting into a relationship since he was focused on his career and reaching the scare record. before he met boo, he didn't have much else going on for him outside of scaring. he does work out as a hobby but even that was scaring related; mike even calls him out for this

it was likely the same with randall, and between the scare record and the scream extractor, he probably has no time or desire to get into a relationship. and his commitment to his job and one-upping sulley could impair his attention in a relationship (you better believe this is something i incorporated into lia and randall's relationship but lets not get into that right now haha ☉‿☉) there may have been monsters who were brave enough to confess to him but he's likely rejected him because his priority is the grind 😤💯💰

in maw sulley may have lost some of his reputation by bringing laugh energy to mi, plus jill broadcasting to all of monstropolis that sulley cheated in the scare games, got expelled, and was associated with the convicted criminal who is waternoose, probably didn't help his popularity. though after the end of maw season 2 i know more monsters will warm up to him, not to mention there are probably many who admire him already

(where did they get this image 😭)

if anyone johnny is probably the pinnicle of monster attractiveness, from appearance, skills, demenour and status. i was cracking up over how much game this man had, like everyone wanted him 😭 he got with claire, then it was shown that jill, tylor's mom, and his grandma were shown to be down bad for him (not the generational thirsting) not to mention chet and randall wanting to get his attention, like fck this mf has game, he was probably on a magazine with "sexiest monster alive" on the cover LMAO

he was whole package, well until, you know

[blitzor0de0]

I have another request for a very niche character lol;

Vox’s unnamed assistant x reader. All I’m asking, is a mutual crush between the two but can’t be together because of some claus in their contracts or whatever. So they work around it and are like;

“A date? No, no! We’re not going on a coffee date! It’s uhhhhh lunch break so we’re going as coworkers!” *They’re dressed up a little too nicely*

“You saw us kiss? Pffft don’t be ridiculous! He just came out of the water and needed help breathing-“ “He’s a fish, y/n” “—a fish out of water!!! I was helping him breathe!”

Idk funny cute fluffy things like that lol

-Self proclaimed anon ✖︎

Bonus:

“Is that a hickey on readers neck-?”

“N-no! That’s a bruise! I accidentally fell on them. Mouth first. And sucked—“

had to answer this one as soon as I could because what the flip. one voice line and 10 seconds of screen time I know I said niche but GUYS ✊😭 I respect it I get it he's a cutiepie!!

So !! going for a different style for this one since I've got limited content to work with, so headcanons + a little blurb if that's quite alright.

I've seen people call him Papermint, so I'll do exactly that !! Now introducing (probably) the world's first Vox's assistant X reader

I Can See You (Vox's Assistant x Fem!Reader)

Headcanons:

• I feel as though the more the two of you try to hide your relationship, it grows more obvious to those around you, not even a child would fall for your excuses.

Mouth to mouth...? On a fish? Y/N.. that's not how it works :(((

• After a long day of your jobs, the two of you find each other cuddled up on the couch, running your fingers through his hair as he rants about how overworked he is. Ten times out of ten, he'll do the same for you once he's destressed.

• Rubs his cheek against yours frequently, it's how fish show love to one another!

• I like to think he has some water manipulation powers, so blows some heart shaped bubbles towards you (what a cutiepie)

• malewife, so pathetically in love with his s/o it puts moxxie to shame, though his workload from Vox is.. a lot! He always finds the time of day to get you lunch, or bring you a coffee whilst at work

• tail wags when he's around you, a not so subtle indicator of your relationship especially when you're visiting Vox's floor.

• The two of you got caught by Valentino on a date once, it was an anxious rest of the night for the two of you, that toothy grin filling you with fear. Val proceeded to not tell his fellow Vees, he lives for the drama. Besides many of his employees are dating on the sidelines he just doesn't gaf until it gets in the way of their work.

Blurb:

“Shush! Someone will catch us if we're not quiet enough!” You whispered sharply, yet rather obvious that you were holding back a giggle.

Hidden away in an unused room was you and someone rather unlikely, Vox’s very own assistant, Papermint.

The two of you usually had to meet in secret like this, the Vee’s had a rule within their contracts stating co workers could not date one another. Whilst Papermint — obviously — worked for Vox as his personal assistant, you ran errands for Velvette, meaning the two of you would bump into each other frequently, opting to do whatever task your V made you do, together, teamwork makes the dream work afterall!

It started as little waves as you passed one another in the tower, to soft smiles, to having small chats in the lobby. The two of you tried to keep it professional, knowing the strict rule in your contract, but it was as if the two of you were magnets, constantly drawn to one another. The thrill of a secret relationship was like an addiction to you, it was dizzying.

Pulling him into one last kiss, you prepared yourself to leave and finally get yourself back to work. Giving a soft giggle towards your fishy boyfriend.

"I'll see you after work."

And with that you left the room, straightening out your skirt. You did remain just down the hall, chatting away with one of Velvette's models as Papermint left the room.

Coincidentally, he made it to the Elevator at the exact time as his boss.

"Is that lipstick..?" Vox asked him, causing the fish's face to flush. Oh how you wished to see. He must be so flustered, it was adorable to see him in such a state.

Eventually you had to make your way up to Velvette's floor, she must be exploding with impatience by now.

"Ma'am, anything you need me to do?" You spoke, approaching Velvette who looked, rather overwhelmed, you had no clue why she didn't just call you, but the fashionista was quite the stubborn one.

"Ugh. Y/N there you are, I need you to follow up on Melissa, I haven't seen her for a few days and if she doesn't show up in an hour I will kill her myself. Oh! Fuck's sake I forgot Valentino tore apart my best model, go see if she's strung herself back together I can't waste any more time. She knows how to work a runway and-" She paused, squinting towards you.

"Is that a fucking hickey? What are you, twelve? You best not be shagging anyone here in your spare time, I do not have the fucking time to find a replacement for you."

You gulped, okay Vel was definitely in a worse mood than usual, you simply nodded

"I'll get on that ma'am, it's also just a bruise.. you know how rough the streets are.." You quickly turned on your heel, bolting to the elevator.

"I'm not fucking stupid Y/N! Watch it before you get fired!" She called out after you.

You'd have to talk to Papermint afterwards, neither of you wanted to jeopardise your careers, so perhaps everything had to be kept under the collar from now on. But for now, the two of you were each others secret mission.

[darkfictionjude]

I have so many questions, observations, speculations, and theories. I will likely bother you with several of them over the coming days, but for now, I will try to limit myself to observations and theories concerning Lorcan.

Suck it, Imre. Jk jk kinda

I have only recently found this if, so forgive me if I cover things that have been broadly discussed.

I believe that Orla's locket originally belonged to Lorcan's mother. I wonder if when he says he has nothing of hers, he is referring to his mother as opposed to Orla. Lesson here being... Don't give away precious irreplaceable things to high-school sweethearts. This is a teaching moment for younger readers.

Moving on.

Arthur spoke of seeing Lorcan around town with Candace, despite Lorcan's claim of not knowing her. He made quite a show of not remembering her name. Candace's mother also mentions Lorcan in relation to her daughter. Why would Lorcan lie? Perhaps he was selling drugs to her? But no. That wouldn't be something he would feel the need to hide from Crownie and Co. I suspect shame is a motivation here. When grieving or depressed it is common to search for anything to make you feel any other way. Drugs is a common outlet. As is fighting... and sex. I read in another ask that Lorkin has had sex only once. I think that it was with Candace, not Orla. He would definitely hide this not only because of shame but because he would never want anyone to trivialize his feelings for Orla or imply that she was less important to him than she actually was. I do wonder why Crownie and Imre haven't rubbed the indescrepancy in his face? Can't wait to find out (I can. But I don’t want to).

As for Crownie and Lorcan... Crownie. Really. Never have thought of Lorcan sexually or romantically prior to the hospital? Truly? "Never forgot that water droplet over the years." "Added one thick one sliding down his pectorals." Very sus, Crownie. Very sus indeed.

Looking forward to finding out just why Lorcan hates Crownie so much.

Ah the young heart, truly Lorcan is a romantic

It’s funny because I actually was wondering why no one had asked me about this?? Like he’s named in connection with two of the girls already and I was surprised this is the first time someone has pointed it out 😭 but yeah, you see Crowny hasn’t picked up on it and I really liked the idea of readers knowing something before Crowny did. Why doesn’t Imre say anything….. I’ll let you speculate

Hahaha Crowny is so strange they might’ve thought everyone had those thoughts about people 💀 or it’s the shame factor weighing in along with it being contradicting to them to feel this way for someone they have a horrible relationship with

As for that….. hmmm should I say? The answer lies in one of the five episodes but I won’t tell you where. It’s there but it’s missing the piece for you to get it. Keeping thinking detective nonnie 🕵️

[fatuismooches]

I have this headcanon that Pantalone can be quite a drama queen when he wants to. Like he's all professional, polite and reserved when he's working, but the moment he's alone Pantalone just flops on a couch or something like that in his office, loudly groans and throws a pillow, maybe even over his face.

Oh, and when his beloved is in the same room as him when he's in a drama queen mood, then he just proceeds to just collapse on them and complain to them instead. Oh, and of course demanding affection, but in a cute way. As cute as Pantalone can be.

NO FR!!! I COMPLETELY AGREE 😭 He's a drama queen, but only with you and himself. He presents himself as a very composed, nothing bothers him man but oh, do some people get on his absolute nerves. How he has to force that smile to be on his face even harder with certain people... rumor says if you hear a groan from Pantalone's office don't disturb him otherwise he'll be a lot snappier than usual... And even though being a Harbinger means bottling all your emotions up and not showing anyone, even he can't help but act all whiny and pouty sometimes... especially with you. It's like, so funny to see him be so dramatic with you, but also really sweet because he's letting down his walls around you. He definitely collapses on you, puts his hand over his forehead and all, and he will tell you everything, from the most minor and small annoyances to the biggest headaches. You get to know some of his co-workers very well despite not ever meeting them, thanks to his ranting... Please stroke his hair and nod in agreement with everything he says, and also be prepared to stay in that position for a while. He's very clingy when he's being a drama queen, and he also really wants your attention and to just be listened to thoroughly. Finally, he can have some positive affection after a day of stress. I think he would also totally indulge you if you were a drama queen yourself lol, he would love to listen to you and also find amusement in your actions.

[yakuzabrainrotlive]

Finished Y4 today!! Just said "fuck it" and played for like... 10 hours??? This is part 1, no way I can fit everything in one post.

A bit of a Kiryu rant/monologue at the bottom.

Akiyama... my beloved, my king..... you kept your money in your office?? In cash??? And the safe itself didn't even have a proper safety system like a passcode?? 😭 Oh my god....

I find it so funny how Kiryu takes like... 10 seconds to consider when Katsuragi tells him he'll have to take on an entire clan's worth of people alone. He really said "aight, bet" LMAO

OKAYYY saw this coming, kind of. Yasuko was really the mvp, taking Katsuragi's ass out like that. Incredible. Rest in peace, queen🫡

This conversation made me UNWELL emotionally. I know Kiryu isn't someone who's shaken up lightly, but this one hit deep for me. What I wouldn't do to see what was going on in Kiryu's head at this moment...

CAN SOMEONE END THIS MAN FR-

-oh. Thank you, Arai! Very cool. I was so happy when I saw this.

I honestly find this man so FASCINATING. He truly feels like his loyalty remains with the Greater Good™ instead of a particular person. He has principles and isn't afraid to enforce them. Love it.

FINALLY. Now, I don't have any issues with Kiryu's thing where wants to live in peace and leave the whole Yakuza life (mostly) behind. BUT.

Since Kiwami 2 I've kind of felt like he's been... indecisive? Nah. I feel like he hasn't been able to stick to that decision. Probably because he has important people in the clan and he feels a sense of responsibility for the clan, idk.

It's almost felt like he's been in.. denial(??) about how much he wants the Tojo clan to remain standing. He's constantly been in a weird sort of limbo where he is neither Yakuza NOR a civilian. And my issue isn't even there, it's with how he's been coming through like a whirlwind, deconstructing the foundations of the Yakuza circles and then just... leaving Daigo and, in a way, Majima to do the complicated clean up and rebuilding. Now, Daigo and co. ARE grown adults and they could ask for help, but... It's always felt weird to me. I know Haruka and the other kids are his uncontested #1 priority and I fully support that, but I also don't think Kiryu realizes just how much shit Daigo especially has been saddled with. Now, I don't know how much Kiryu COULD have done, but... I don't know. It's always felt off to me.

I don't think Kiryu should make a full return to the Yakuza life or anything like that, but I hope he's starting to acknowledge his own feelings and role in all this. Maybe he could be like an advisor or consultant Daigo could call upon when shit is starting to hit the proverbial fan?

At times it's felt like Kiryu has been actively self-sabotaging his own wish to be away from this life. He says he wants to remain at a distance, but he also takes up the mantle of crisis handler quite quickly when he hears there's a storm brewing in Kamurocho. Again, it's probably got to do with his resolve to save people and avoid unnecessary bloodshed, and he HAS resolved the crises effectively AND in a way that's saved many lives, don't get me wrong, but... he has actively made life more difficult for himself this whole time by keeping up this weird inner struggle.

Now, I do acknowledge that trouble does come to find him as well. Ryuji probably would have hauled Kiryu's ass to a duel no matter what he did, and in Y3 Kiryu's sworn brother DID get shot so it was understandable he'd wanna know the truth behind the case. But I feel he has also taken bigger, more active roles than he would have had to.

I do hope Kiryu sticks to this decision and stops running from all this. Stops denying the role he keeps assigning to himself. It's tragic that he keeps being dragged into things because of his decision to join the Yakuza when he was still quite young, but it's time to deal with the hand he's been dealt because of that decision.

Gahhhh, I ADORE how complex Kiryu is. I might sound whiny or like I dislike this guy, but that's not it at all! Kiryu is still solidly in my TOP 3 and I love him.

[not-goldy]

Nah goldy that's what i meant NOT ON STREETS and not for fans kajsjwiowlsmxjsksn

I meant among idols or celebs, inside their company where multiple groups come and go, backstage of a music show, in an award show, through common friends etc etc... I STILL THINK ITS JIMIN

I've never seen idols except 97 liners speaking about JK lol. But we have many idols who swoon over Jimin. All younger groups ask Jimin to do a challenge with them. EVEN JESSI, who's 'ideal type' was JK btw. She went in for hobi's listening party as someone who had crush on JK and came back being whipped by Jimin 😭 saying how cute and well behaved kid he is, she talked to him for a hour or something etc etc..while she didn't spoke anything about JK nor we saw even a pic of them together as JK was vibing near the stage alone. Doesn't that say enough?

Ma'am did you ask for my opinion or for me to regurgitate and validate your opinion????

You asked who is approachable to ask out on a date. I told you I find Jk more approachable.

I wud tremble at the knee if I was asked to say hi to Jm any where in this universe.

If I had to hang around him, I'll gather six of my pals and I'll make sure it was in a public space cos those one on one in person interaction with him alone- the thought of it gives me anxiety. HI Jimin.....

You never understand the stress and anxiety boys go through to ask girls out do you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

If he agreed to date me, I'll be so terrified to call him to ask how his days going so I'll never call or text or speak to him🥲

And if he called I wouldn't know how to respond without my voice cracking each time. I'd be so stressed I'll stop picking his calls and we'd go months without talking and ooh if he breaks up with me I'll jump off a cliff 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The only way I can date him is if the relationship was toxic. He'd be like I love you-

Naa, just him use me. Use me sir.

Just come take whatever you want and go, no cuddles nothing cos I'd be so nervous to put my hands around him all the time and too shy to talk to him, and too weak to say no to him.

Like my heart would be beating so fast you'll hear it all the from from the other side of the continent.

You think JK was running away from him in those early days because he wanted to???

Dude be so lost and tongue tied around him sometimes 🙄

With all the real estate dude jx stopped breathing😭😭

Even Namjoon isn't immune how much more me🤧

But back to this Ask, I feel you shifting the conversation into who's more sociable and I feel that's redundant isn't it?

Of course every one and their mother knows Jungkook is an introvert 🙄

He might be easy to approach don't mean he can chatter on and on with you in public or with people he doesn't know spontaneously- he's not a social butterfly. He's said it himself he gets awkward around people he doesn't know and can be quite reserved in public settings.

Of course you won't find lots of idols bedside his friendship group talk about him he doesn't have to wide a group that we know of💀

And everyone knows Jimin is extroverted and a social butterfly. He should be able to have long chatty conversations if he wants to.

But approachable is not the same as sociable.

But again, I feel I will enjoy Jk's company more because I don't feel a need to want to impress him. I feel like he'd be down for anything. And he's totally the type to make long intersections of silence feel less awkward.

I could literally be around him and not say a single word and that would still feel like the most fun time I've ever had cos I'm equally introverted and don't have much to say in in person interactions.

We'd talk about memes one minute and the next we'd be talking about something serious, drift into silence, suddenly burst out giggling we remembered something funny, share it with each other and go back to doing nothing- THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF IDEAL COMPANIONSHIP.

They both great individuals with great personality they just have unique expressions of those personalities. One is not more valid than the other.

Now here's the exit.

I need to go back to doing nothing

[iris-sistibly]

I thought episode 7 was gonna stress the shit out of me again, but surprisingly it really didn't (?)

📍Yes, it was painful. Hong Hae-in was absolutely livid, and she has every right to feel upset about this whole divorce fiasco, but I hate that they aren't okay 😭😭. Anyhoo, like one user said, as much as it pains me to see them like this, it's absolutely necessary. They had to distance themselves from one another to make them realize how much they mean to each other.

📍When Hyun-woo had to hurt Hae-in more than he already did to bring out her fierce side so she'd have a reason to fight and live. He was willing to take all of her wrath just so she'd keep going, babes my heart can't!!!

📍I feel like it's only a matter of time until Da-hye finally realizes that even if Soo-cheol is immature af, she'll see his sincerity towards her and their son and eventually come clean about Eun-seong and co's revenge plot.

📍I'm actually quite relieved that Hyun-woo had foreseen some bumps along the way during his investigation with the wild boar incident, and this whole embezzlement...or whatever that shit is. He's lucky grandpa Hong didn't kick his ass out of the house (well to be fair, Hae-in warned her own family not to meddle).

📍Hae-in's father was more concerned about Hyun-woo divorcing Hae-in than their family business crumbling down, it just shows that he really cares about his daughter. I believe that he sees Hyun-woo for who he truly is and he might even be seeing him as his own son, I hope he'll be one of those people who would help these two to find their way back into each other.

📍Eun-seong is kind of an idiot for thinking that Hae-in will divorce Hyun-woo in a heart beat. Like, do you see that she's STILL wearing her wedding ring despite her marriage going through a rough patch? Bitch my queen maybe hurting but she isn't the type of person who would throw herself at someone else.

📍Ha! So one of the fans' theory is correct. Eun-seong and Ms. Mo are mother and son, but I still want to know why they hate the Hong family so much, I mean a part of their back story was already revealed but I'm interested to know how did the family got involved?

📍Hyun-woo realising that Hae-in was losing her memories, that he was slowly losing her will never not be painful to watch. It's kinda scary because at one point she's hallucinating, and the other is not remembering things. He knew that her health was declining and there's not much he can do 💔💔

📍I don't know how long will this show plan to drive us crazy, but at least they ended the episode on a lighter note thanks to the epilogue. It's funny that Hyun-woo actually believed that there was a racoon hiding in the garden. Hae-in smiling at the thought that he thought the racoon was real, she still finds him adorable, and again, the fact that Hae-in keeps rejecting Eun-seong and the fact that they are still wearing their wedding rings even if they are on the verge of divorcing is proof that deep down they still want to stay married. They just really need some time, but bitch we're almost halfway through the series so I hope the succeeding episodes will be about mending their relationship and figure out the snakes that lurks in their house, and also find some miraculous treatment so Hae-in will get better 😭😭

[streamdotpng]

No worries if not interested but had an idea for an Wenclair-ish AU you might like.

Wednesday attended Nevermore but had no roommate. She may have saved the school or played a part in doing so but due to butterflies the situation was much less terrible than canon. Graduating, she has a sort of friendship with Bianca, IE the only ne she will call and ask advice from regarding stuff like "Why is this person I talked down to and treated like a specimen mad I had them stalked?" and is trying to become a novelist but its not working out. Thus to get more authentic portrayals she gets a crummy apartment (Made less crummy visa her money) in a rundown area to observe crime in its element, even visiting clubs.

There she encounters a, not quite bouncer, not quite enforcer, not quite assassin, not quite bodyguard, kind of all rounder, Enid SInclair. Maybe just Sin, who after chasing off a werewolf before Wednesday need to stab them seemed rather engaging. Able to counter Wednesday's probing questions and efforts to get under her skin until she found out Wednesday's motives. Cue leaving like they never spoke and later finding Wednesday at her home and tossing the phone of the private detective she hired to get info on the organization into her apartment (But not going in) and basically telling her to leave.

The gist is Enid either never went to Nevermore or was taken out before Wednesday arrived. Stuff went bad for her, traumatizing conversion camps, cast out from the family, homelessness and eventual on again off again employment in the criminal underworld/Outcast Underworld. She likely has ties to Yoko and by extension Divina but likely is not often with them directly. Also she's perpetually partially transformed, clawed hands, fangs, sharp slightly inhuman features, especially the ears and broad shouldered. Also kitted out with Silver weapons that burn her skin but she uses anyway.

She does still have softer elements, hardened as they have become by her life. Such as handing over food to someone who'd been angling for drugs, but also forcefully making sure they eat it rather than waste it. Also tolerating Wednesday's inquiries so she'll stop showing up at her place of work and not ordering anything and not leaving unless threatened with her apartment being molotokov cocktailed.

SO yeah, basically crime Enid, and a Wednesday who never really had anyone call out the fact she's been very sheltered by her parents and who never got into situations blatantly over her head cos of recklessness and pride, or at least never suffered real consequences for it. So while deemed a deadly and elegant madam by the standards of say, a period drama. She is genuinely very ill equipped to navigate a social situation or real street crime for any length of time.

.. I feel like you forget that Eugene existed

Yknow, the other person that Wednesday actually actively shown care for?

I find it funny because this whole au is basically

Spoilt brat Wednesday and enid who knows better 😭

[kazumahashimoto]

Hey, what if Zac and Xander had a Zack Fair death moment?

Just wondering.

hello. you've just evoked my Dual Interest card. let's get into it.

so one of the funny things about this being the structure i.e. zac is zack because haha funny same name and xander as cloud is that truly this makes zero sense. cloud's entire thing is that he is smaller and weaker than the others where xander's is that he is bigger and stronger. so the idea of replicating like Exactly what happens to zack with zac instead in a more ff7 leaning sense as opposed to the beyblade aspect of it is. very silly.

i do think zac and zack have Some level of similarities between them though they are pretty far and few between. zac certainly acts closer to a younger zack (which i mean, checks out cos zac is about that age) and xander...... well xander does not suit cloud. zac is doing the heavy lifting in this silly role swap. which sucks cos he's not very strong.

the idea of zac being someone xander looks up to is pretty cute. i don't see xander being anywhere near as timid about it as cloud was but it's a fun thought nonetheless. zac slots into the role of "excitable person of importance (but not that much importance)" pretty easily.

as far as the Dying part goes that's mostly comical to me honestly 😭 poor little zac tries to drag 6'1 wall of muscle xander across two continents. inconspicuously. while on the run. quite frankly i don't think they'd have made it out of the mansion 😭 but let's suspend our disbelief just enough. zac fights the huge battle and xander desperately crawls towards him. zac sees him, his eyes light up, and he tells xander to live for the both of them. he brings xander down into his open wounds and xander comes back up with his blood on his face. zac moves his arm to reach for his sword, and he cannot pick it up. buster stays immovable on the dirt in the pool of zac's blood and it's so awkward that he dies. and xander screams and has his gay flashback and then he picks up the sword and wonders how zac could have possibly outranked him when he picks the thing up like it's a toothpick. he shuffles away, off to go meet whoever is playing aerith in this scenario.

unfortunately i find the idea of the ff7 characters in the beyblade universe a lot more interesting!! i think it'd be cuter and it makes more sense cos the plot is a lot looser and. less reliant on haha funny same name. i wrote that whole thing out too it's in my longpost tag somewhere

[treecakes]

your ocs have very unique names, how did you come up with them? do you have a story planned out for any of them?

okay. so. there is so much background to this 😭 so i have ~4 main oc stories, and two of them take place in the same universe. when i was creating these characters, and later their universe, i was in the midst of learning gaeilge (i failed miserably at that- but that’s a different story 😭) so characters like maitiú got names in either gaeilge or gàdhlig (like eilidh). over time i did try to change names away from that to. like. get some variety in there. zara and vasko are some characters that got that treatment 😭 but basically i would sit there obsessively looking through behindthename.com for names that i felt fit the character. i can’t really explain it except when i have a character in mind, if i see the right name, i’ll know. like when i was naming solfrid and lovise, their names fit in my mind for them.

as for stories. oh boy. so their stories are always evolving for me. maitiú and co. that’s jaiden, zara, kae, vasko, gabi, tonia, and lena, mostly. i created most of them for an american girl doll roleplay group on google+ back in middle school 😭 but after that group fell apart i repurposed their characters and created a whole world for them. it’s abt a group of misplaced teenagers finding a home together following several tragedies, and it means the world to me. they’re like my best friends. and that world is always growing. i’m in the process of creating two conlangs and a whole mythology for it. it’s completely self indulgent.

also in that world, but a separate story of completely unrelated characters, we have mikey and eilidh!! and that one is also like a found family. i consider it close to being like a slice of life almost. mikey befriends eilidh (who is a fae. but that doesn’t matter that much 😭) and stuff happens, and mikey needs somewhere to go, so eilidh offers them a room in their mushroom house. my whole thing for them is basically shenanigans that they get up to. it’s fun.

solfrid and lovise is more in like. a vaguely medieval (? more like. um. fantasy ren faire esque than anything else) setting. lovise somehow gets herself roped into a plot to stage a coup with solfrid. it’s quite fun. i haven’t done a lot of work on this story.

and then devon and eleonoora! eleonoora is named that (specifically for the spelling) because i needed something that seemed like. over the top sophisticated. this is funny because i see this as like a. post apocalyptic setting, but one where humanity has already begun rebuilding. she meets devon, who has been traveling for a while, and they have to try and just. survive really. it’s kind of bleak. but i think the relationship between the two keeps the story light enough for me to deal with. it’s very hurt/comfort for me. i also haven’t done as much with this one as some of the others but the characters are near and dear to me still.

[sophsun1]

Gale and Randy were really doing one insane sex scene after another in that first season 😭😭 But what would you say are the top 3 from s1?

Hey anon!

Listen Gale was not lying when he said that he dove in so deep, so soon, so quickly with Randy. They really threw them into the lions den and said "Here you are, now get to it!" in the first season!

They kind of covered this in the 10 year reunion panel I giffed (which if you haven't seen and you're a fan of qaf you should definitely check it out, it's so funny and such a joy to see some of the cast together. I adore Peter, Randy and Gale so it was like a dream for me to watch)

Gale talks about the logistics behind filming those sex scenes and how he kind of had to get into the right mindset doing them. They suffered for their art especially in that first season because apparently they had a terrible costume designer who hadn't quite worked out a comfortable and easy way for them to cover their modesty and they were gluing fabric onto themselves asdfgjhkdhd.

For us watching it's like a quick two minute scene but for them it's hours and take after take. You can tell he really, really cared about getting it right and getting the character of Brian to be an authentic portrayal of a gay man and what the writers had written for him. He talks about having gay friends who were out and some that weren't and even though he was straight he didn't want to get it wrong and not do it justice. No wonder he developed that really close bond with Randy on and off screen it absolutely helped with making it so believable along with their mind blowing chemistry. There was a lot of pressure on those two as they were the first pair to shoot the sex scenes and the writers were like "You're setting the standard for the rest of the show and the rest of the cast would be watching and taking your lead." type of thing. I mean we only got Justin topping Brian one time because Randy insisted on it so you know, it was a difficult process for them at times.

Also being arguably at your most emotionally and physically vulnerable, totally naked with a new co-star you've just met and having it all be filmed, whilst it's your FIRST tv acting gig - crazy.

Anway that was me going off on a tangent - sorry!

Now to answer your question there isn't actually that many sex scenes between britin in season one, surprisingly when you go back and watch.

I will always maintain that for me the scene in 1x10 in the hotel is the hottest scene they ever filmed. Again the first season y'all!!! The chemistry and sexual tension is literally on fire and popping off the screen. From Justin undressing them both to the soundtrack playing over them as they make out 🔥

The one in 1x04 in Michael's bedroom when Justin runs away and Brian is supposed to get him to leave and instead they fuck of course. Once again the soundtrack and music choice always adds to it- the qaf soundtrack is just the best. Plus Justin coming downstairs with that "I just fucked your best friend in your childhood bedroom face" is goals. Teen Justin ftw.

The one in 1x07 is the most graphic I think for the first season but the montage of Craig finding the picture of britin together with them fucking in the background. The writers really went for it.

Also I can't not give special mention the pilot episode. The perfect mix of comedy with Justin saying he prefers Cheerios, is allergic to Tylenol and then proclaiming he's a top and bottom who loves to rim. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Also that scene set the bar and they only got better as the show went on.

As much as a lot of the relationship had sex scenes in it, the chemistry between Gale and Randy and the story made it so much more. That's why I love them and why they are such an iconic pairing.

[thousand-winters]

HELLO HELLO I just found and read "So, what was your name again?" on AO3 while surfing the Darius Adopts Hunter tag, and I am IN LOVE WITH IT.

I love how each chapter focused on a different character's interactions with Hunter and just their thoughts in general — the way Willow resolves to be strong for her friends, Camila taking care of Hunter (mother figure Camila!! Even if she doesn't adopt him I do love her being Hunter's soft-launch to parental affection, because the Titan knows Belos was a dickwad to him), the way Luz derailed her own (vaguely self-destructive) plans to sit with Hunter, Gus and Hunter being brothers, Amity and Hunter having a stilted but slowly mending friendship. All of these were so damn good!!!

And the last chapter was so sweet and comforting and homely that I could practically feel Darius's affection myself. I read that chapter twice. It's stunning. I love that the kids were all willing to take Hunter in if he had nowhere to go (but he did!!!!) and how Darius was sorely tempted to mirror Hunter's muffled screaming. Actually just Darius being embarrassed in general, because I love his dynamic with the other rebels (Eda/Raine/Eber) and the Aladarius rivalry going strong as always (those two will never not be funny).

Especially Uncle Eber!! I love that Eber and Darius are brothers. I live for Dadrius fics in general but when Eber gets included in their family it just makes the fic 1000 times better. Eber's gonna be the best uncle ever, eat that Belos (not that the bar was very high but STILL).

Anyway there is so much more I want to say about this but it's starting to escape me and I'd read the last chapter again to recall all the details but that would take me very long (there are MANY details that I love) and I have like three overdue assignments.

tl;dr I loved your fic!!!

I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find a gif of Eda being weepy after King hands her the adoption papers to express my feelings about this and didn't succeed so I need you to picture that 😭

Oh, right! Hello there!! 💖🥺 This is such a sweet message, thank you so much for taking the time to come here and share your thoughts, I was filled with joy as soon as I saw this

First of all, I think it's the oldest Dadrius fic I have there? So it surprises me whenever someone comments on it or such. A good surprise, of course! And this is exactly that, so thank you so much 💕

I had such fun with the different chapters so I'm glad those were fun to read as well! I was so worried about the Darius chapter tho, haha. That was my first time ever writing him, damn, it's been a while. I'm just happy it came out nicely, and I'm flattered that you read it twice 🥺

Oh, Eber and Darius are so siblings in my heart, haha. Well, Dana did say they were like that too, so I was definitely always rooting for Eber as an uncle/co-parent. My uncl-Eber agenda that has grown quite nicely after WAD 🧡 So happy to see everyone embracing the little creecher as part of the family

This was such a sweet message!!! I already said so, but it bears repeating, I'm genuinely grateful you took the time to write this 💖💖💖 And I hope you had luck with those assignments!!!

Have a lovely day 💖