#corpo blogs

[walmart-the-official]

What if I did something horrible to my notification box.

I made a poll with some of the newer trends. I vastly miscalculated what the results would be due to how close the Ides were and how few people knew about the rosin thing.

But now, I redeem myself with the classics and I'll probably miss one so feel free to reblog and make fun of me for it so I can get a larger sample size.

Have fun (:

[unofficially-joann-fabric]

having log in troubles with 🐍, gonna need a bit to figure out how to log them in guhhh

[caseys-official]

I have seen a lot of people doing these so I figured I would give it a shot

-25 notes and I will finish the audio book I was listening to

-50 notes and I will finish all the half finished drawings in my sketch book

-100 notes and I will actually start fallout 4

-200 notes and I will start writing again

-500 notes and I will start eating healthier

-1k notes and I will try to animate again

-5k notes and I will start to write a dnd campaign

-35k notes and I will ask out my crush to prom next year (UPDATE! so I'm dating my crush now, so I guess this isn't as much of a goal now)

Spam is allowed

Edit: lowered numbers to make more achievable

[official-firefox-nightly]

If this gets uh... *uses random number generator* 4075 notes I'll clean my rooms with before and after pictures- however here are some conditions-

1. Don't tag a ton of people, tag up to 5 people max

2. Don't reblog more than once (I don't wanna spam other people's feeds after all)

3. Try not to spam notes- just do 3x max (a reblog, like, and reply)

I'm serious about this, I genuinely need to clean my room but lack motivation- so yeah

If it gets to 4075 notes before March 1st I'll also try to rearrange furniture in my rooms, but if not I'll still clean my rooms when I get to the goal

If it gets to over 10k notes by March 1st (press X to doubt that it'll happen) I'll also make a lil hideout area in my room and show pictures.

And yes I have 2 rooms it's because I live in the attic okay deal with it, I bump my head so much it's not even funny because the ceiling is low, I can't even do Wii Fit properly and it's sad.

[biglots-official]

Big Lots Promotion! (I AM NOT A BOT)

Bored? Hunt bots on #asexual! It’s free!

See a bot? Report and block it!

Viewer discretion is advised! There are a LOT of ads and some VERY inappropriate bots that need to be reported and blocked!

Dear god why are there so many

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Anons, other corpo blogs, anyone

PLEASE INTERACT

[truly-jcjenson]

JcJenson has arrived.

JcJenson is joining the corpo blog universe!

Uhm to they/xe to make a proper description right now… uhm hi. IN SPAAACCCEEE!!!

[macys--official]

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!

[official-arbys]

hey gimmicks? Does anyone have the gimmick discord link?

[your-fav-is-divorced]

Publix (@the-official-publix) and Kroger (@kroger-fr)

Publix ( @the-official-publix ) and Kroger ( @kroger-fr ) are Divorced!

[unofficially-joann-fabric]

i was going to name the blog officially-unofficially-joann-fabric but it was too long and I'm sad about it :(

anyways WELCOME ME US

[swanseamechanic1962]

Poll-e Says: MAINTENENCE OVERDUE. ENGINEERING CREW FINED 4000 CREDITS.

ENGINEERING CREW? WHAT ENGINEERING CREW? YOU LOUSY FUCKING HORSE YOU COULDN’T EVEN BE ASSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU ONLY GOT ONE GUY DOING EVERYTHING AROUND HERE WHY I OUGHTA—

[loud indistinct banging and tearing]

[electricity sparking]

[inexplicable cat yowling]

[metal pipe]

[official-firefox-nightly]

Hey guys, uh I need y'all to do me a favor-

Go to each of your blogs' settings and turn the highlighted settings on- it'll opt you out of being shared to third parties, including being trained for AI. Unless you want to be used for AI idk up to you. Sorry not sorry for the ping btw.

@claires-unofficial @nasa-real @totally-dollar-tree @totally-official-yahoo @totally-official-goodwill @the-true-internet-explorer @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @the-tumblur-searchbar @definitely-wikipedia @firefox-official @official-fedex @its-target-official @hot-topic-unofficial @spotify-official @walmart-the-official @the-real-google @the-real-firefox @totally-ikea @yahoo-official @mcdonalds-official-verified @official-opera-gx @official-chai @theveryrealvine @bingle-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @spotify-kids-real @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @sams-club-official @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @the-one-and-only-pornhub @post-uwuifer @definitely-spirit-halloween @definitely-youtube @definitely-tor-browser-official @scottishslenderman @slenderdawg @robloxian-slenderman @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @bitchlessslenderman @gimmick-blog-stimboards @are-there-grammar-errors @grammarly-unofficial @important-question-anon uh I probably forgot a gazillion people but that's okay

[shakespeare-official-account]

Wait what’s the corpoverse-

we all have that one completely clued out anon, don’t we.. (/nm/aff/lh)

(tw for p3dophilia and inc3st under cut) (if you don’t want a summary of the drama that i know of/content with p3do and incest mentions, skip to the bold italicised part at the end)

sooo the corpoverse is the community of gimmick blogs that roleplay as corporations. i myself am an honorary corpo on this blog, and i run actually-ao3. some popular corpo blogs include @/realsafari, @/totally-ikea, @/yes-im-youtube-kids, @/im-pandora-i-promise, @/the-real-google, @/bingle etc etc. the first corpo server was Fag Club, started by @/realsafari, which was under a lot of scrutiny for bad moderation, nsfw content, sensitive topics etc. @/important-quest1on-anon then started a new Corpoverse Hangout server, with much stricter rules but lesser problems.

Recently, people started accusing the very well-known @/totally-bing of pedophilia, leading to confusion over their age and a revelation that they’d apparently faked being 24 or some shit. additionally, they openly support incest along with @/scp-threats-is-back and microsoft edge. safari banned them from Fag Club, but my recent foray into the still-active server has shown that it’s nsfw and /really/ not the kind of place i’d talk in. @/important-quest1on-anon told me he’s apparently an exclusionist of some sort.

please let it be noted that some stuff (like my opinion/others’ opinions of fag club) are merely opinion and are subjective. additionally, my information comes from heresay and what @/important-question-anon has summarised for me. please correct me if needed.

however, not all the corpos are bad people. a lot of us just want out from the drama and continue pretending to be companies/people/whatever for shits and giggles. we’ve got great lore and jokes and roleplays and apart from the occasional bit of drama, we’re pretty awesome. i would suggest redirecting further questions relating to the problems going on to people who are involved and know things about it, not me. i can, however, tell you more about the corpoverse in general :3

[biglots-official]

We have bees for sale!

Buy one bee, get 74,391 for free!

Please take them they’re taking over the store!

HELP US

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

[Macy's enters the store.]

SPENCER I FUCKED UP BAD I'M NOT HERE TO BE MEAN I NEED HELP.

[Macy's is covered in human blood and a lot more eyes than Macy's had before.]

- @macys--official

Holy shit, babydoll. What did you do