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On it boss!
Somebody show me that Jason dog
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Shopping at Big Lots at 3am! Warning scary?! Not Clickbait?! Gone wrong?! Emotional?! We’re pregnant?!?!?!?!?!
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#it’s like 2:30 am this sounded like a funny idea at the time
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Merry Crisis Everyone!
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Happy Holidays Big Lots Shoppers!
Keep your eyes peeled to a special visit from Santa Claus himself!
But heads up!
He’s a bit different from what you might expect!
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Happy Black Friday!
Our #1 featured deal of the day is a frozen turkey that SOMEONE forgot to take out of the freezer for thanksgiving
Only $0.35 per pound
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RECALL ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHATEVER YOU DO; DO NOT DRINK THE MILK
WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK SWAPS THE WHOLE AND SKIM MILK LABLES?!?!?!
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#FUCK we cannot survive another lawsuit we were just left off easy after the meth bust
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One of the perks of being bought up by the same investment firm that owns Dollar Shave Club is that you get a sneak peek into some of their prototype designs.
We're not gonna spoil anything. But lets just say that by 2027, they won't be calling eyelashes, well "eyelashes" anymore :)
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For the last time the rat in the food section isn't an "intruder" his name is Gerald and he plays a vital part in our store's operation
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#Fun fact! You can find up to 100+ Geralds in a single Big Lots!
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PLEASE JUST TAKE THEM YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR FREE
We have bees for sale!
Buy one bee, get 74,391 for free!
Please take them they’re taking over the store!
HELP US
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Yeesh, last Thursday we had to fend off an army of little shits from the store. They said they were looking for some kind of “trick or treat”???
Do we look like a charity??????
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HELL YEAH
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YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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Can I please get your professional opinion?
I could tell you if any building is a twink, butch, Femme, Bear, bisexual man, bi girl, or any number of other things
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Our products are so good they would instantly destroy a Victorian child!
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We have bees for sale!
Buy one bee, get 74,391 for free!
Please take them they’re taking over the store!
HELP US
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Yeah pretty much…
Have an expired coupon!
I think we should ban every twitter account that’s not like this to fix the website
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Happy Spooky Month!
Our Halloween display is haunted!
By the spirit of savings!
(And also the vengeful spirits of customers who’s expired coupons we refused to take, but just ignore them)
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