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Definitely Big Lots!
Your friendly neighborhood discount grocery/furniture store! (Born in 2005, Any Pronouns, Parody)
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Big Lots Deals!
Buy 1 lobotomy, get a second one FREE!
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This could be us
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HOLY SHIT HE GOT WEIRD AL
Oh God oh fuck
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Love wins ❤️
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if this gets to 5k notes before the end of September i will change my url to whatever @corrine-the-simp wants me to
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oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
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Would you???
(Rat owner/ photo by @otterpuppss)
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One day you’re riding high, making acquisitions and getting custom NYSE labels.
The next day you’re owned by the same people that own dollar shave club…
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I work here! Thanks for the laughs. 😝
Cool! I used to be a sales associate! Do they still have the whole "North Star" initiative?
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We may be bankrupt but at least we never got into AI
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THIS IS A CALLOUT POST AGAINST THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE!!!1!!111!!
YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE?!
AFTER ALL WE’VE DONE FOR YOU FUCKERS YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO DELIST US?!
FUCKING BIG LOTS
YEAH WE’RE IN CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE FILED FOR THAT?
MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT
YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD! WE DON’T NEED YOU OR YOUR STUPID INVESTMENTS
WE’LL BE BACK MOTHERFUCKERS JUST YOU WAIT
WE’LL BE ROLLING IN DOUGH WHILE YOU INVEST IN AMAZON FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME LIKE COWARDS
WE’RE NOT GOING “TO THE MOON” LIKE ALL OF THOSE BRAIN DEAD ELON SIMPS
WE’RE GOING BIG
SAYONARA YOU WEEABOO SHITS!!!!!111!!!111!!!!!!!1!
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#nyse#investing stocks#stock market#stock trading#ooc cmon don’t kick them while they’re down :(
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Here’s a tip to save some money!
Pickpocket people from behind while they press the “keep reading” button!
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Attention Big Lots Shoppers!
Fuck
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#chapter 11 fucking SUCKS they made us toss the bumper cars
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They comply to OSHA safety regulations
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
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This is post number 420 on this blog
Please laugh
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Attention Big Lots Shoppers!
It’s joever :(
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#not really but i just wanted to say joever
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