Your friendly neighborhood discount grocery/furniture store! (Born in 2005, He/They, Parody)
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reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
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Ad time!
Shop at Big Lots!
Please we’re desperate!
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
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Welp, it was good while it lasted!
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We’ll do our best!
Adorably sad cats aside, thank you so much for the support!
our dvd section is still better than netflix
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Happy New Year!
For a limited time only, 2024 calendars are a whopping 15% off!*
2025 calendars are full price :3
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HOLY SHIT!
Thank you! That's really cool! /gen
our dvd section is still better than netflix
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Potato
lets make a shopping list ill start
potato
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On it boss!
Somebody show me that Jason dog
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Shopping at Big Lots at 3am! Warning scary?! Not Clickbait?! Gone wrong?! Emotional?! We’re pregnant?!?!?!?!?!
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#it’s like 2:30 am this sounded like a funny idea at the time
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Merry Crisis Everyone!
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Happy Holidays Big Lots Shoppers!
Keep your eyes peeled to a special visit from Santa Claus himself!
But heads up!
He’s a bit different from what you might expect!
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Happy Black Friday!
Our #1 featured deal of the day is a frozen turkey that SOMEONE forgot to take out of the freezer for thanksgiving
Only $0.35 per pound
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RECALL ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHATEVER YOU DO; DO NOT DRINK THE MILK
WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK SWAPS THE WHOLE AND SKIM MILK LABLES?!?!?!
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#FUCK we cannot survive another lawsuit we were just left off easy after the meth bust
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One of the perks of being bought up by the same investment firm that owns Dollar Shave Club is that you get a sneak peek into some of their prototype designs.
We're not gonna spoil anything. But lets just say that by 2027, they won't be calling eyelashes, well "eyelashes" anymore :)
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For the last time the rat in the food section isn't an "intruder" his name is Gerald and he plays a vital part in our store's operation
#big lots#corpo blog#gimmick blog#parody#corpoverse#corporate blog#Fun fact! You can find up to 100+ Geralds in a single Big Lots!
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PLEASE JUST TAKE THEM YOU CAN HAVE THEM FOR FREE
We have bees for sale!
Buy one bee, get 74,391 for free!
Please take them they’re taking over the store!
HELP US
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