#cop mention

[donutdrawsthings]

People secretly really do love oddballs and people who do things that are out of the ordinary. There are many who stare but also many who at most are genuinely curious and ask about what you're doing and at least silently walk past you with a smile.

This post was brought on by the people of my neighbourhood, posting a snow sculpture I made on facebook saying it made their day for the 2nd year in a row.

Where I live (🇳🇱) there's very little snow these days, which only pops up around January and February in the form of something that melts instantly or can only he found lingering on cars. The people here don't really bother to build anything with that, but I like making snow sculptures so I take what I can get. As I'm making these though, I get weird looks from the people around me. They'll walk with a big bow around me, stare and make their car light up from a distance, because with a 24 year old near their car, the only reason they could think of for me being there is that I'm obviously out to steal it.

When you do something out of the ordinary, people these days are quick be wary of you. It's just how things are over here now. I once had cops approach me because I was picnicking alone and away from the more populated Picnic Place at the park!

But there are also people who really like what you do or who you unapologetically are! They'll approach you with genuine curiosity, ask what you're doing and will make some small talk! Some people are more shy with their appreciation and just walk on talking to their friend about it.

And that's when you get online and see people take a picture of their kid next to your silly little sculpture or write a heartfelt post about how despite all their frustrations such a tiny thing managed to make their day.

In the end that's what I do it for anyways :o] making something to talk and smile about

[swordsoprano]

tfw you're facebook friends with the only instructor at your karate school who was nice to you (bc you friended her after she moved to another state and stopped teaching at your karate school, but before you left your karate school) and then you get jumpscared by your primary abuser (your head instructor at said karate school) on one of said nice instructor's facebook posts and find out head instructor is a tr*mp supporter

[boimgfrog]

only good thing abt my terrible dad's side of the family being extremely well-known and held in positive regard by my community is that it makes me virtually untouchable by the law enforcement of the area. as soon as a cop sees my name in their system they're like oh? you're a [insert surname here]? which one of the [surname] boys is your dad? oh, [dad's name]? yeah, I know him. tell him I said hi for me, would you? and then I get off scott free. this is AWFUL from a social justice standpoint, but EXCELLENT for me because I love speeding.

[incorrect-monster-prom]

Cop: Ma’am, we got a call that there was pot in your car.

Polly: [Bringing out a flower pot] Oh, you mean this?

Cop: [Laughing] My mistake, what are you growing?

Polly: Weed.

[thebananwithaplan]

@djhallyboo

OH THAT'S EASY! IT MEANS YOU'RE A LIGHTWEIGHT.

. "I'm not taking criticism from the divorced '''disc jockey''' that so much yells 'P*LICE' if anyone tried to download anything from the internet."

...Well. He IS a lightweight but if someone's the more sensitive of thw two here-

[funshinebf]

somemtimes i say things and i get sooo scared im being an insane person. at my birthday party i casually said "i dont like cops" and my friend was like very calmly My dad was a cop. and i just froze like oh thank god i didnt talk about wanting cops dead

[transpool]

do they make you fail an iq test before you can become a cop or smth

[ne0nbreeze]

There is a literal cop that lives down the block who’s setting off fireworks right now, in a state where fireworks are ILLEGAL

[cliffburton]

there's a cop show w an episode about dykes and it has to be one of the most infuriating and violent yet funniest fucking thing ever to me

[airlockfailure]

UPS Delivery Guy out here banging on doors like cops. JESUS FUCK

I am shaking.

I know it's the loud sudden noise that set off my PTSD

BUT HOLY FUCK

Don't doooooooooooo that.

I'm going to go have some hot cocoa now and try to chill out.

[angelicdevil]

Holy shit my mom’s watching Cops and there was a disclaimer that all suspects are innocent until proven guilty and she have a sarcastic “Suuuuuuuuure.”

I’d ask what the fuck is wrong with her but I mean she’s the type of person to watch Cops so I think that answers that

[dyspunktional-leviathan]

[Image description:

A close-up of a photo of an old newspaper. The text reads:

People liking turtles better than cops will be pleased to learn a turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the Hudson River.

/End image description]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[textsiwishihadsomeonetosendto]

I have had a migraine all day, I could barely focus at work, I had to go to Costco to order a cake for an event after work, I tried to get a collectors cup from McDonald’s and they were out, I got home to my package having been stolen, I went to a neighbor to see if they knew anything and ended up in her place for 1.5 hours and came out being told I should call the non emergency number and file a report because this is the first time this has happened here to her knowledge, talk it over with my mom when I get back and call because I don’t want it to happen to someone else and they tell me that I can’t file over the phone and someone will be out to me soon, neighbor comes over saying his sister thought that package in front of my place with my name on it was hers and that this grown adult took it and opened it because she thought it was hers so he is returning it, cop shows up like 2 minutes later, ask him to make sure the skirt I ordered is ok (it is) and he is like it’s no longer stolen so do you still want to write a report and I’m like no I honestly didn’t want to write one in the first place but like can you keep an eye out?? So now cops will be keeping an eye out and I am just so tired but I can’t fall asleep

[akamarulover]

I hate it so fucking much that my shitbag cousin is becoming a cop. He joined the academy like 3 months ago and already passed. I fucking hate him. I hate that half my family fully supports that whole line of work. I hate that I’m the bad guy when I criticize cops at all. I hate that I’m expected to be civil around him when he’s such a fucking piece of shit to everyone else. He’s one of the stupidest most impulsive people I’ve ever known. He’s so fucking misogynistic and homophobic/transphobic and hateful. He has no empathy or critical thinking abilities. Hes violent and short tempered. He’s immature and reckless. Something bad is going to happen I’m so scared of it.

[crippled-peeper]

this is true for things like assistive devices but please don’t just buy thick water because you “think” you “might” need it. they are kept in low quantities and are quite literally the only liquids some people can swallow. if you’re undiagnosed and nobody has told you to drink thick water then please don’t do it. you won’t have a good time and it does not taste good

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

[bluerosefox]

Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.