#cookies co

[paintaya]

nailed it

[deadwooddross]

Looking through some old art and realizing: I don't think I ever posted some of my favorite Castors? And a couple pollies too Huge mean tarantula woman, her personality is essentially that of Mr. Hyde from the one Van Helsing movie, you know the one. For every character I get attached to and make a little more tender soft, she gets one additonal bastard point added to her mean meter

[cits-cookie-brainrot]

BIG BRAIN TIME!!

The WHOLE red dragon crew is now parents/family to lil baby Snapdragon. The little rascals was just born and is already collecting their found family like Pokémon cards.

Pitaya is their dragon parent.

Hollyberry is the cool mom.

Tarte Tatin is the cooler mom.

Royal Margarine is the funny uncle.

Wildberry is their big brother.

And Buttercream? Well…

[unsteadylilactree]

the progression from "there's a morning snack and a midday snack" and "20 bucks for pizza" buck looking after his friend's kid to "bobby's famous lasagne: 6 types of cheese cooked to perfection" buck cooking for his family to "that's makes me your sous chef" teaching his kid how to cook is making me go so feral.

[stubz]

"-and on that note let us discuss and review the youngling centre safety protocols. Kim, Max, any thoughts or concerns?"

"Well Calis, we'd like to make a pamphlet of sorts to be given to current and future practicum students about the key differences between species."

"Not every species, because then that'd end up being a 15 volume book," laughs and chuckles. "just key differences between predators, herbivores, omnivores, and the most common differences between species."

"That can be arranged. Anything else?"

"We have a list of things around the classroom we'd like repaired or reinforced, do you want me to read them out now or just send it to you?"

"Just send me the list and I'll get back to you before the weekend about what can and can't be done."

"Alright then, I think that's it-"

The room goes quiet as the doors open. A small youngling scampers in clutching a small bag in their claws making a beeline for first mate Calis.

"Mapa, Mapa! Look at the treats I got from the party!" they scramble onto their parent's lap, wiggling in and pushing away their documents and holopad.

"Oh um...very good Dali. They look delicious."

"Try one!"

"Maybe later my little star, Mapa is-"

"Here!" determined to share this delicious and mouthwatering treat without delay Dali crams a treat into Cails' mouth

"....very good." the whole room murmurs with giggles and coos as they watch the usually stoic first mate flush blue as their child tries to feed them more.

"Teachers try it!" tiny arms reach out as the youngling basically crawls across the large meeting room table to hand out more treats.

"Very tasty Dali!" Kim calls while walking to the meeting room door to see if Calis' mate is nearby. She gives the first mate a large grin as she passes him.

"Mmm, what is this?" with a mere scoop Max grabs the youngling off the table and places them on his knee.

"It's a mip, they're like your earth's cookies."

"Yeah they're like a coconut cookie I had." he smiles as he watches Kim bring in a giggling Gala who gives Calis a loving nuzzle much to their embarrassment.

"Dali~ You know not to come in here when mapa is having a meeting. Now let's say goodbye to everyone and wait for mapa outside with those delicious treats, alright my glorious star?" the youngling and parent give everyone a wave except for Calis who receives a kiss and hug from both their mate and child.

"...not one word from any of you." they seethe face very flushed.

"Calis, there's no need to be embarrassed. Me and Max hear from Dali all the time about how much you love them and Gala. Underneath that stoic side of you is a easily flustered romantic." the human beams.

"..."

"Kim I don't think that's what they want to hear now."

[rebouks]

Disposable camera roll.. 📸

[haunted-ihop]

It would have been so easy for her to offer the smushed doughnuts to George because of their little sibling rivalry, but she says Lockwood can have them. So either George really cares about the integrity of donuts and Lucy knows this and would rather avoid a fight- or Lockwood happily eats all the messed up ugly food because ��it tastes just as good” which is my personal new headcannon

[astrelle]

thoughts (she/her)

[frillu]

☁️◟ COTTON COOKIE … reblog if using. for @bloomidol (^-^)

[nomolosk]

Listening to The Screaming Staircase, and making fancy slice-and-bake sugar cookies with little ghosts inside.

It's a bit of an experiment, but hopefully they come out well. Anyway, even if they don't, ghosts are supposed to be blurry, right?

Also, my kids are participating by just making their own, individual cookies by hand.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Euphemia: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond Sirius: Aww! Euphemia: You're like the child that I wish that I had Walburga: Uh, what? Euphemia: I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned Walburga: Hold on now! Euphemia, while slowly turing her head toward Walburga: It's a little funny, you could almost call me... Moooom!

[wannabetokiorockstar]

i fucking hate living in america.

[ven-ugh]

[OPEN FOR REQUESTS]

Heeey, I’m Ven!! (・ω・)ノ (finally decided to do an introduction post thing)

Fandoms I’m most present in:

Artemis Fowl (OFC)

Lockwood and co

Also media I’m a fan of:

Mob psycho 100

Death note

Haikyuu

TOH

Amphibia

Arcane

Kipo

She-ra

Hamilton

Heathers

Mean girls

NPMD

Six

Cookie run

DDLC

Little nightmares

The office

Brooklyn nine-nine

Good omens

Set it off

Three days grace

MARINA

and many more

I’ll be happy to hear your questions or get requests or just seeing you here（╹◡╹）♡

[littleoceanbabe]

i am currently rotating dr john “jonk” hamish watson in my brain. he’s so. he’s just. he’s so skrungly. but in the most loving of ways. he’s so baby. he’s so babygirl. he’s so awkward. he’s so silly. he’s my dream man. i’m so so so in love w him.

[rebouks]

Matilda: I can’t believe you talked me into this. Mia: C’mon, would it be so terrible to bump into Triss? Matilda: Horrendous. Mia: Psh, you want to see him-.. besides, I need a tan and a fling with a hot Tartosan goddess. Matilda: And Ivan? Mia: Ivan just needs a damn break. [Matilda folded her arms in silent protest, though still nodded in agreement] Mia: You’ve could’ve bloody replied, couldn’t you? Chatted, maybe gotten his number, an email-.. but noooo, you’ve gotta be stubborn n’ make me drag you across the ocean like we’re in some shitty romcom. Matilda: So, you agree it’s gonna be shitty? Mia: Ough-.. if it all goes to shit at least we’ll be on holiday; don’t be scared. Matilda: I’m not scared. Mia: Uh-huh, sure. I brought plenty of factor fifty and there’s a barf bag right there just in case, don’t worry. Matilda: God, you’re annoying. Mia: Yeah, but you love me-.. pot kettle black anyway, bitch! … Pixie: Why isn’t daddy coming? Ivan: Well.. he’s got some stuff t’do, remember? [Pixie shrugged absently, fiddling with Ivan’s sunglasses] Ivan: Y’remember what we talked about, right? [Pixie nodded reluctantly as Ivan poked her cheek] Ivan: It might just be me n’ you for a while, you okay wi’ that? Pixie: I guess-.. Judie too? Ivan: Aye, on weekends. Pixie: Okay…

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[yarrowleef]

#17 Snailshade

no one really knows what this guys deal is bc he doesn't like or talk to anyone. Honestly the only reason he stays in RiverClan instead of fucking off to be a loner is for the security. He prefers vanishing early to patrol by himself, which he usually can do as even the deputy occasionally forgets he exists for days at a time.