#contact quote

[a-typical]

“You're an interesting species. An interesting mix. You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other.” ― Carl Sagan, Contact

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Damian: This is Batcow. She is the finest specimen of her species. As you can see she has…

Reporter, just wanted a scoop. Has instead fallen into the trap of asking Damian to tell her about his animals: Uh huh.

[liesandnights]

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than me.

[toneelspeelster]

marsad aurangzeb

[archivewriter1ont]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

Rex: So, how's adjusting to your new squad going? Echo: Well, my net worth has certainly gone up. Rex: *confused* Uh, what? Echo: Yeah, you know. What you're worth when you're caught in a net. Rex: Rex: I'm sorry can you please explain that. Echo: We were running out of fuel on our last assignment so we landed in a Separatist port and Hunter put on a disguise and turned Tech in. We got six thousand credits for him. Rex: Six. Thousand? Echo: Yeah, turns out he's the lowest-value option at the moment, but Wrecker said he got turned in the last time. He's worth ten thousand, because he's blown up, like, a ton of important stuff, apparently. Hunter and Cross are probably in the eleven to twelve k range but they can't agree on who's worth more. Rex: Rex: You sold your brother!!!??? Crosshair: *offscreen* Are you even brothers if you haven't sold each other once? Tech: When we were cadets I sold Crosshair to Hunter for two credits. Crosshair: Those were imaginary credits, Tech. Tech: Which was the agreed-upon currency at the time. That transaction has never been voided, by the way. Legally, you still belong to Hunter. Hunter: Please, void it. I don't want him anymore. Here, take your two fake credits. Wrecker: Don't say that! Come here, Crosshair. I want you. Rex: *still on the comm* YOU SOLD YOUR BROTHER? Echo: We obviously got him back, Rex. Chill out. We fueled up in like ten minutes and went to retrieve him. He's fine. Rex: So you sold him and then you stole him BACK? Tech: Obviously. This squad would not survive without me for longer than the time it takes to refuel. That is why we usually sell Hunter or Wrecker. Additionally, they do not require extraction as they usually do that on their own.

Echo: I'm worth three thousand at the moment. But ten thousand is coming, wait and see! Rex: *frightened ori'vod noises*

[stump-not-found]

Second or Third Contact

part 1 /part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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and they never ever had any problems ever . the end

[acid-ixx]

— masterlist !

dick tries to get to talk to you one day without you refusing to look him in the eyes, so he asks you why you're just so afraid of talking to him eye-to-eye, but instead of expecting you to rebut with something along the lines of their neglect towards you and your hesitation to receive their love after years of loneliness, to which he's already carefully curated a perfect response to ensure you're not a burden they choose to take, at least, in his mind is a perfectly good plan—

you instead look back at him and yelp at just how wide his stare is towards you, hands itching to grapple at your body that long since you rejected his offer for a cuddle, as the very first thing that comes out of your mouth is:

"you have miley cyrus' blue eyes," running away just as quickly as you mutter those words before it registers in dick's mind.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Reading a chat message] "Me and my friends were hanging on VR, and want–" You're watching my stream in VR right now?

Phil: 👁️👄👁️

[gayofthefae]

Will Byers is the only eye contact breaker btw. If you even care.

Will, your boy is hauling ASS trying to get you to look at him. He wants to PUT HIS LIPS ON YOUR LIPS. He is all but asking you tell him to BREAK UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.

And then Will's not looking at him and telling him to stay with El forever.

SELF SABOTEUR!!!! STOP IT!!

Like no shit Mike's getting mixed signals, imagine.

Truther that Mike looked back up in the van scene to see if Will was still looking and he wasn't and that's why his smile fades a little. Truther that Mike's facial journey is him wanting Will to talk longer, realizing he's not going to, double checking if Will is still looking, disappointed that he isn't.

Mike is the "when he walked away, he didn't look back :(" type. And Will is the "he doesn't look at me the way I look at him/maybe you're just not looking long enough" type.

In public edition

[meerphanim]

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Follyyyy!!! 😊😊😊😊😊🥴💕💕💕💕💕💕 Been wanting to try making art gifs, here's a simple one. I used Capcut and Ezgif dot com.

Here's two still images of said gif!

[a-typical]

You're capable of such beautiful dreams, and such horrible nightmares. You feel so lost, so cut off, so alone, only you're not. See, in all our searching, the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other.” ― Carl Sagan, Contact

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Alternative Titans Tower scene

Jason, wearing his original Robin suit (that’s sized up to ‘fit’ him: Do you remember me?

Tim: Did you seriously think I was gonna be scared seeing you wear panties?

Jason: what?

Tim: Like Jesus Christ I’m 13. I don’t want to see you wearing underwear. I can see the outline of your di-

Jason: wait no-

Tim: Like everything just hanging there. Did you even look in the mirror before coming here?

Jason: No- that’s not the point.

Tim: God dude. I looked up to you and now I have to see this? It’s gonna be in my goddamn brain forever. I’m gonna close my eyes and it’s gonna be you in those fucking short-

Jason: Can we move on?

Tim: I don’t even think I can. It’s just stuck in my brain now. I’m not gonna look at Robin the same way now and I’m goddamn Robin. God. Do I start avoiding my reflection now? Dr. Freeze is gonna be a nightmare. It’s gonna be like one of those mirror mazes but with pictures of your di-

Jason: Are you done?

Tim: God no. They warned you never meet your hero’s but never because you had to see them in some scaly panties. Seriously I can see you asscrack from he-

Jason, cocking riffle: Okay you’re done.

[silaswhatever]

[cucumber-icepop]

Well, this took two days to draw

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Gricko: hey, I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

Gricko: my cereal is loud and it’s demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

Torbek: …how does it taste?

Gricko: bad

Frost: the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. And carbonic acid is—as an acid—sour

Frost: so by adding milk to sour water, you’ve created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I’ll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great

Gricko: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive