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[nghtcrwling]

Constantine (2005)

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[thelaughingmagician]

Hellblazer #216

“Without dramatic pauses, I can only give a shit for very short intervals.”

[diana-foggy-master]

𝐖𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐬

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ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ ɪꜰ ᴜ sᴀᴠᴇ

ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ

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[talentforlying]

28.     felt at total peace with themselves and everything around them. 

28.     felt at total peace with themselves and everything around them. 

he's forty, and he's cross-faded, and zatanna is off her face on the kitchen counter, levitating mange the talking rabbit three feet off the floor. he thinks he pissed on the phantom stranger's shoes in the alley a few minutes ago, and it's a whole lot funnier than it probably should be. header and rick the vic disappeared off to the toilet longer ago than he wants to think about, and the six-foot-six giant who put the whole shindig together is slugging back tennent's super like he's a fish and it's water.

it's his birthday, and for the first time in a long fucking time, he thinks he's gonna be okay.

almost unreal now, with this much liquor warming his belly and a high that reduces his eyes to burning cinders, to think that the day started out badly — kit unexpectedly visiting family, chas on a shift he can't shake. that sinking, lonely feeling that he's getting old, because he's lived twice as long as he ever thought he would and ten years more than his mum ever did, and he doesn't know what to bloody do with himself when he's not doing magic. feeling guilty about it in a way he never has before kit; before a normal, domestic life abruptly became a real option for him.

it's a zero-sum game any way he chooses to go about it: he's forty, and he's still fucking around with forces beyond his comprehension, still trying to play a young man's game. he's forty, and he hasn't worked a regular layman's job in his entire sodding life, but if they're going to pay the rent, he'll have to strike up and stick with it, SOON. he's forty, and he sees his sister every other weekend, sees his best friend twice that, and goes to bed every night with the love of his life beside him, and none of it feels even halfway as real as the shite he sees in his nightmares.

so, one more bad birthday. why not. what's there to celebrate, anyway?

except. except THEY all seem to think it's worth celebrating, don't they? his friends. the fact that he's still got enough of them left to throw him a surprise party is enough to stone crows the world over, but that they still think of him well enough to put in the effort in the first place is . . . sort of fucking mind-boggling. they like him enough to remember his birthday in the first place, enough to pop in from hell and scotland and america and . . . wherever it is the immortal lord of the dance fucks around these days. enough to stick around and keep him company until the wee hours of the morning, if they're good for their word. ( and he knows they are. ) enough to invite the sodding swamp thing, and the fact that the big hedge even showed was more of a kick in the teeth than the fucking phantom stranger.

obviously the free booze doesn't hurt as incentive. or nigel's supercharged wacky backy, either. but any one of them could've gotten that elsewhere, if they'd felt the urge, and they chose to get it with him. he's forty, and he's got more friends than he would've ever thought possible.

jesus fuck, the nerve of them, making him sniffle at his own bloody birthday party.

he loves them all, each silly blighter.

the lord of the dance crushes another crate as easy as snapping a toothpick and laughs at some inane shite nigel is spouting on about. ellie's gone and rescued mange from the inevitable crash to the floor, holding him gingerly by the ears, but the furry git doesn't seem to mind; still effing and feffing about pulling magicians out of hats, as per usual. zatanna is utterly lost in the world of the monumentally stoned, reading the ingredients on a packet of instant oatmeal backwards like it's the most important magical text in the world. header and rick are STILL conspicuously missing, and god, he wishes he could hear what brendan finn would have to say about that one: something filthy about rick being at his best when he's on his knees, just ask god.

' mere hours into a fourth decade and you've already lost the ability to hold your liquor. jesus wept, john. '

ellie's apparently left mange to his own devices to come and join him on the sofa, sinking into the cushions at his elbow and propping her arm up on his shoulder to lazily skim her fingers along the collar of his shirt. she doesn't look halfway blotto for all she's been drinking, eyes still sharp and clear as she studies the room and its motley inhabitants with dry disinterest; she smells like cinnamon, sulfur, and asphodel, and if he didn't know better, he'd say she almost seems relaxed. ' what are you smiling so big about, anyway? you know you'll have a hell of a hangover to look forward to when all this is done. '

is he smiling? he hadn't realized. but sure enough, he lifts a hand to his face and feels the grin there, broad as a barn; feels the way it hurts his cheeks like it's been there for a long bloody while now, and it doesn't feel like it's going to go away soon, either.

fuck him. HE'S FORTY.

it's the best thing he's been in ages.

@fightwing / MOMENT IN TIME PROMPTS

[sweetwolfcupcake]

A Secret Garden: Keanuverse

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Welcome to the secret garden of Wicked Indulgence. The themes remain dark, and the romance remains murky.

Only the universe and characters change.

So...Welcome to my secret garden, not popular like my other works but relevant to me and those who would indulge.

Be warned...This is no place for the faint-hearted or the sweet angels. Definitely not minors.

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John Wick

An introduction

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Secrets We Keep

A Gentleman

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Wildflower-- Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII

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An Introduction

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An Introduction

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Neo x Reader: Under The Skin

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The Devil's Triangle(Yandere): Tex Johnson x Reader x John Wick (and John Constantine)

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[writtenmisfits]

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[foreveric]

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🌻— fandoms:

keanuverse, the last of us, the x-files, and marvel

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the keanuverse: john wick x f!reader

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the keanuverse: ted logan x teen!f!reader, ted logan x insecure!gf!reader, keanuverse x pregnant!wife!reader, john wick x sick!f!reader, john constantine x emo!gf!reader.

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[unmotivatedblogname]

A collection of observations(for DC's Deadman)

Okay so I've been re-reading some Deadman comics and I needed to empty my brain. So here is exactly what the header states. It's kinda long and I'll probably add more.

•The name of the circus is Hill's circus, I've also seen it called Hill bros. Circus. It's owned by Lorna Hill, who is occasionally an old love interest for Boston when he was alive.

•Boston was 34 years old when he died.

•During his search for his killer, Boston was mainly an angry, sad, and lonely ghost that occasionally used humor to cope. He is more at peace after finding his killer and becoming a hero.

• Was called 'son of Rama' a handful of times.

•It is implied and sometimes stated that Boston was a runaway when he joined the circus.(I want to guess maybe tween to early teen years.)

•He writes in cursive. This was shown in his run when he was still looking for his killer.

•Boston is really good at haunting people and scaring them. In order to capture a hitman he possess the murdered man's father and disguises himself as the victim and stalks the killer to freak him out and force a confession. He also does the classic writing on the mirror multiple times.(There is more examples of this and I might expand upon this.)

•Good at makeup which makes sense for his costume and years in the Circus.

•Surprisingly good with kids.( Especially when he meets Jason in Dead again and in an old valentine special where he helps a bullied kid.)

•Has possessed corpses and 'lives' in them till the bodies rot. Usually squatting in abandoned areas during those times. (This is seen in a Batman team up and later in Wonder Woman's arc when she came back from the dead. It's implied that he does that occasionally.)

•There is no way he is straight or really cares about gender. At least an ally.

• This is mainly for the DcxDp fans- Boston is made from ectoplasm(as well as magic) and is referred to as a wraith a couple of times.

•Called Batman his only friend and immediately learned his identity after possessing him before officially meeting. ( 'brucie-baby')

• Has kissed Constantine as a distraction in order to possess him, which leads to Boston dragging Constantine's body as they argue.

• I want them to bring back his crow friend from the DC nation shorts. Or atleast continue with the idea that animals can see ghosts.

That's all for now. Deadman is a favorite of mine and it hurts to see him sidelined.

[ashpkat]

can we talk about this cover? besides the fact that it’s my favorite cover of the series and gorgeous but also the contents of the cover

first off, WHERE ARE THEY? there’s not a place in the magisterium that looks like this, i suppose you could argue that it’s the elemental prison, but i don’t think it was described like that? and i remember in someone else’s post, don’t remember who, that it looks like european architecture (which. don’t fact check me.) and going with that at the very least this isn’t the magisterium and is somewhere else in the world entirely, does this potentially mean The Bronze Key we got was not the original concept at all?

to add onto this! let’s talk about the knife calls holding. it isn’t miri. i suppose you could attribute the odd design to the fact that none of them are consistent in the covers, but the one thing that throughout books has stayed the same is the design of Semiramis. it gets used several times for chapter headers and ALWAYS looks similar and or exactly the same. and at the very least, if the knife he’s holding was meant to be Semiramis, don’t you think they wouldn’t have curved the blade? kept it straight? here’s my conclusion, the knife he’s holding is The Cosmos Blade. the original title for The Bronze Key.

but.. why? why does the cover not align with the book? this is the ONLY book it happens in.

(with the sort of exception of The Golden Tower, my friend has a theory that it’s aaron on the dragon and not alex and they resorted to just making alex blond in the book but. whatever not the point because there’s not as much evidence)

and the original translated synopsis— which might be fake and i’ve never confirmed as real so take this with a grain of salt— does NOT match up with the book at all. could it be that more than midway through the book they completely scrapped the idea? opting to go with The Bronze Key to fit with the metal theme? could this explain why the cover took so long to come out? there’s more i want to say on this but i cannot find the words for this.

i don’t doubt that through the production of a book ideas will change, but let’s talk about when these changes occur. unlike with small changes like The Copper Gauntlets change from The Copper Mask, this change actually is huge. because in TCG, a mask IS mentioned, constantine’s mask. but in The Bronze Key, not even a passing mention on anything that could remotely be The Cosmos Blade is mentioned. and let’s talk about the under use of european mages, yeah it gets sort of explained why they hate makaris in The Golden Tower with maugris but let’s not forget! maugris was implied to be improvised by the authors.

there are tumblr posts from the authors mentioning the european mages, saying that yes they would get mentioned in the third book or at the very least the fourth one, posts that just BARELY predate The Bronze Key.

this post isn’t me being sour that aaron died in TBK, because let’s be honest here, he was always going to die. nor is this me being sour that calron was never canon, because i could care the fuck less if it was (my main issue with callmara is how underdeveloped it is and how it totally watered down tamara’s character to a love interest like they did with celia. im a callmara fan, but everytime i read it in the books I GAG).

this is me being sour at the AUTHORS for choosing to devote more time to their already established and more popular book series. they had too much on their plate. they chose to opt for a potentially more simple plot for time purposes with each book having less and less pages. they needed better time management skills. they are NYC best sellers and yet, and yet, these final three books are lack luster in quality as their own series thrive and continue to climb in popularity.

so yeah. justice for The Cosmos Blade.

[pissf----t]

header id: a painting of a figure in full latex bodysuit, kneeling in the water at a beach. they are looking at the ground.

avatar id: a skull, drawn in halftones on a dark background. end id

polyficto -> pissf----t

Hallo, everyone! I've decided to do F/O-vember this year! Feel free to send in asks directed to any of the following characters and I'll write for them :-)

*Note that this will only include characters I know I can write for, want to write for, and have named self inserts for at the moment. The list may change as the month progresses!

Gordon Freeman from Half-Life, he/him, S/I is named Dr. Jeremy Krueger & uses any pronouns

Hannibal Lecter from Hannibal/The Silence of the Lambs, he/him, S/I is named Jacobs & uses she/her

Harry du Bois from Disco Elysium, he/him, S/I is named Maxime (Max) & uses it/its

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb from The Silence of the Lambs, she/her, S/I is named Sweetpea & uses it/he

Karin Sauer from Fear and Hunger 2: Termina, she/her, S/I is named Joan & uses ze/zir

Mettaton from Undertale, he/him, S/I is named Cat Burglar & uses she/her

Michael (The Distortion) from The Magnus Archives, any pronouns, S/I is named Jack (The Everyman) & uses any pronouns

Miss Pauling from Team Fortress 2, she/her, S/I is named The Janitor & uses he/him

Moira O'Deorain from Overwatch, she/her, S/I is named Berserker (B) & uses it/any

Noho Hank from Barry, he/him, S/I is named Phillip & uses she/he

Nosramus from Fear & Hunger, she/he, S/I is named Caged/The Caged One & uses no pronouns

Philip of Gwynedd from The Pillars of the Earth, he/him, S/I is named Jeremiah & uses he/him

Salvatore Moreau from Resident Evil Village, he/him, S/I is named Constantine (Constance) Moreau (they're married) & uses she/her

Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan, he/him, S/I is named Thursday J. Marx & uses any pronouns

Victor Zsasz from DC Comics, he/him, S/I is named Basilisk & uses it/its

Vincent Sinclair from House of Wax, he/him, S/I is named JJ & uses they/she

William Murderface from Metalocalypse, he/him, S/I is named Kitty Kitty Katzen & uses she/her

[thedoodlecat]

verity actually does have a canon description and she has mahogany hair. plus we see a statue of her on one of the chapter headers

i think making her a female aaron is detrimental to both of their characters, as aaron outwardly is supposed to draw parallels to constantine rather than verity

posted this before but for some reason no one saw it so I’m posting it again

[tudojuntoemisturado]

{Constantine headers}

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[morrigwns]

John Constantine Headers

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[talentforlying]

priest: i don't, ah, quite know what to say to you. if you are in such terrible danger, why are you taking it all so calmly? constantine: hmh! i dunno, father. i had a bloke beaten to a pulp earlier this evening. that sound calm to you? priest: you did what...? constantine: i must've been off me bleedin' rocker. i've never done anything like it before in me life, y'know?

constantine: but there's header gets his guts blown out, and george is stickin' his head in the noose, and helen gets ... jesus, then friggin' sarah bites me head off — ! everything's coming to bits in me hands and it's so easy to just see red and now, shit, they could've killed the tosser for all i know! and now i'm just like the bastards i've hated all me life! kill him! fire him! close them down! piss all over him! screw you, i can do whatever i want! i so much as blink and you're dead, pal! i'm in charge!! ...

constantine: 'scuse me, father. i'm always like this when i don't get me own way. — hellblazer #81, "rake at the gates of hell pt. 4"

babygirl you are just....so, sooooo offputting. (and grieving, and guilty, and terrified, but yeah: offputting.)

anyway, it's issues like this one that remind me why i kind of hesitate over some of the retcons in the recent spurrier runs, like the one with him now having opened dream's pouch of sand and stolen some before they even met. because like, it's easy enough to look at john constantine now — with 70 years of worst possible choices and unresolved trauma crystallizing underneath his skin to cover up all the soft, hopeful bits where he's used to getting hit — and assign him arbiter of ill intentions, magus of wasted potential, saint of shit choices, but man . . . he was new to this, once. he was still new to this 80 issues in.

80 issues in, and he's not used to losing friends yet; he even has time enough between catastrophes to grieve each individual one. still has enough left to live for at this stage to necessitate running and hiding, instead of bodily throwing himself at the problem like he learns to later, or sitting apathetically by to do nothing except smoke and watch the world fall apart when he finally gives up. fuck, he still apologizes.

and you're telling me this guy, this soppy wet cat motherfucker hiding from the devil in a church basement, so guilty over not knowing what happened to the guy that he paid people (paid chas, so chas could pay people) to attack that the bottle he's holding in this scene isn't even his second or third........this guy's past, more innocent self lied right to the face of DREAM OF THE ENDLESS and got away with it?

hm. i just don't know about all that.

[everythingwithoutpsd]

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