#constatine

[nghtcrwling]

Constantine (2005)

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[shykpop]

JOHN CONSTANTINE icons, +like or reblog If you use

[jupiterovprsten]

Arch of Constatine, Roma

[bluelotuswrites]

Had a garbage day, and want to hear from the readers. Feel free to send me asks about my fics and I'll answer them.

[towritecomicsonherarms]

Batman #63

[secretly-larry-daley]

You know what we need?

A love triangle to our beautiful NATM/Muppets: Most Wanted AU. Idc if I spoke on this before, I just think it’s too funny.

SO— before Dominic and Constantine got married, they kinda went through a messy break. Both hearts were hurt and they needed some time apart. Like the frogophile Dominic is, he goes on a date with Kermit the fucking frog.

And he kinda realizes “wow, I…can be a good guy.” He doesn’t need to be a villain. So, for the sake of Kermit, he starts to change his ways. Hell, he even introduces Kermit to Leslie. Yes, Leslie is still VERY weirded out that his brother is dating a frog, but he definitely prefers him to Constatine.

Even with all that’s happened, we all know that Dominic still has that bad boy in his blood. And like a bad penny, Constatine comes back. Oh boy, he is not happy. Quite jealous, really.

There’s a lot of back and forth between Kermit and Constatine. Mainly about what they think is right and the shit they’ve done in the past. And oh shit— is that…. Sexual tension??? Yes. Yes it is.

But in the end, Dominic ends back up with Constatine. It’s all dramatic like and Dominic goes “it’s not you, it’s me,” and kisses him on the head. But surely, this isn’t the end of Kermit, Dominic and Constatine, not by a long shot…

[laurielisboa-art]

Mary Jeanne in 1910s

I've been planning to redo this drawing for months. So it's there.

[lontra-1999]

pensando até agora na schneider.

ela poderia estar bem.

se não fosse a corrupção de chicago.

se bem que são muitos "e se" quando se trata desse tópico.

talvez se a vertin soubesse antes, ela estivesse viva. mas para ser bem sincera, o funcionamento da fundação com os humanos ainda é algo que minha cabeça não processou por completo.

dentro da fundação todos ficam imunes a "storm"? é o que dá para entender até o momento. como isso funciona? não sei.

no negócio de chicago, tem tanto papo que eu acho que vou ter que reler tudo em algum momento.

acho que tô perdendo alguma coisa mas é díficil ter tempo para reler tudo.

[hanna-shut-up]

the movie adaptation of constantine isn't about catholic guilt, it's about how many girls in the audience they could punch the heterosexuality straight out of with the scene where tilda swinton steps barefoot on keanu reeves' throat

[overtherose]

Can't let these tags go unnoticed

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

[ultrachoppedpenguinbouquet]

Constatine

[impregnatedafterpostbirthdaysex]

constatine's story in the valentines special was so sweet and sad

[wonderlandsakura]

For this to work out, the spell/map with have to assume many things based on the British monarchy.

For example, (I'm assuming that Kronos is CW is Danny's Ghost Parent) it will have to assume that CW and Pariah were married or at least had children (Danny and Jazz) together. Cause if it was the case of a cousin or sibling, the crown would go to Kronos instead of Danny or Jazz.

(However, in order to make it work, you'll also have to ignore certain allowances in the British monarchy (I'm assuming it's not updated to modern times), like child kings, cause otherwise the timeline of Pariah's "death" would not line up with the ages of Jazz and Danny, as Danny would have automatically become king despite being below the age of majority, with CW acting as his regent, completely skipping Jazz.

Alternatively, Jazz could be CW's child, but looking at the case of Queen Lizzy II, you can see that she'll just continue to be queen, instead of Danny, and would not be listed as regent, but rather the previous monarch.)

Either that or Jazz would have to be listed as Pariah's wife (in which case i guess Kronos is not CW, but like the king before Pariah?). It would allow her to be queen before Danny, because she would be acting as a regent for him, since he would be below the age of majority when Pariah "died". Her title would then also list her as Queen Mother. The spell/map can just assume that the regency act was passed. (JL however, going by modern rules, will not see Jazz's regency as interesting, since nowadays the British monarchy has an actual Regency Act put in place for all such cases of a king being incapacitated or the ruler being too young.)

It would also have to assume that Vlad and Danny are together as well, since Dan, and maybe the clones, would have a mixture of their ectoplasm. It would thus assume that Dan is the heir, rather than Dani, since he would be directly descended from Danny, being male and also biologically his child. This means whether Dani is considered Danny's sister or his eldest child, she'll automatically be 2nd in line.

(However, this and the other male clones deaths could become a plot device making the JL think that Dan is under threat from his father, Danny, in a bid to make Dani, his named heir, his actual heir (given that the 1701 Act of Settlement is in effect, which it doesn't have to be, depending on how old the spell/map is / JL's assumptions based on current British monarchy) instead of Dan.)

I've been reading many posts about Danny being the Ghost King, Jazz being Queen Mother, Dan redemption, Dani being his daughter, Danny and his clones, summonings, hilarious assumptions and so on. So, I thought why not combine them.

A new Ruler of the Infinite Realms has been chosen and all realms can feel the changes. But not everyone is okay with that because it has been a few millennia since the Tyrant King was sealed and there's suddenly this new ruler that they absolutely have no info on. That won't do for them.

So after countless hours of searching, scrying, seance and not so great attempts at summoning, the finally found a very old spell, written in on the wall of an ancient temple that they can barely read or translate, that have a slight higher chance of success. A spell that can reveal the royal succession lines of the Infinite Realms's throne. So naturally people fought amongst each other to have it for themselves and some of it got lost in translation or destroyed.

But the spell still works, not like how they want it or how the original spell intended to work, but it worked nonetheless so nobody think anything was amiss.

Of course, John Constantine got a version of the spell and had to share it with the rest of JL. The spell he got however only give him the barest bones of the succession lineage such as Royal Hierarchy, Royal Titles, Given Titles, Chosen Name and picture of that they look like. And since John is British the spell use the British royal hierarchy as template, meaning instead of conquest through combat, they think it's bloodline.

Most of the lineage are missing since the rulers were either ended and erased or forgotten, so the only thing that was clear was from Pariah Dark and Kronos (which is a shock for Diana) and downwards. So imagine their surprise when they look at the picture under current King of the Infinite Realms and see a being that looks like a teenage boy looking back at them. They were again shocked when looking below the new king and see a list of deceased male heirs with only one surviving princess.

Who is King Phantom?

[nelkcats]

Half-soul Nanny

While Constantine has been known to sell his soul, continually and regardless of the consequences, it's not really known what happens to all the pieces that are technically ripped from him.

In reality those pieces alone are worthless, but if you put them together you can form a kind-of-ghost Constantine (who, by the way, hates his original for being an idiot, although they are obviously the same person). One time Clockwork was just bored and collected enough bits and pieces to create this "Fake-Ghost-Constantine" that technically belonged to him.

But since both the not-ghost and the hellbazer were useless to him, he simply used it as a babysitter, or a nanny. Clockwork was a busy ghost, but there were ghosts that shouldn't be left unattended or it would lead to catastrophe (Danny was an example).

From time to time he would supervise the newcomers and guide them. Surely the ghost (not really a ghost) could do the same task, he was a hellbazer after all, and he was supposed to know all about magic so it shouldn't be a difficult task to guide dead wizards right?

The only problem was that Clockwork didn't realize what a bad babysitter this fake ghost was until Johnny 13's fate went from being a fairly quiet ghost to a troublemaker. Oh well, at least it's better than doing it himself.

[lontra-1999]

a crueldade da Constantine é tão. ela é tão calculista, tão fria. o que é a humanidade que ela acredita? que paz idealista é essa que ela busca que só pode ser adquirida através da manipulação? o que ela realmente quer? queria muito saber onde vamos parar.

se aproveitar dos momentos de fraqueza de alguém para manipular alguém é um dos golpes mais baixos e cruéis do mundo.

[porcoschifo66]

Constantine was such a good emperor he used words that werent even invented yet, he's so real for that

The whole 13th-century Donation of Constantine discourse summarised in a 5 sec video