#constatine

[nghtcrwling]

Constantine (2005)

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[shykpop]

JOHN CONSTANTINE icons, +like or reblog If you use

[jupiterovprsten]

Arch of Constatine, Roma

[bluelotuswrites]

Had a garbage day, and want to hear from the readers. Feel free to send me asks about my fics and I'll answer them.

[towritecomicsonherarms]

Batman #63

[secretly-larry-daley]

You know what we need?

A love triangle to our beautiful NATM/Muppets: Most Wanted AU. Idc if I spoke on this before, I just think it’s too funny.

SO— before Dominic and Constantine got married, they kinda went through a messy break. Both hearts were hurt and they needed some time apart. Like the frogophile Dominic is, he goes on a date with Kermit the fucking frog.

And he kinda realizes “wow, I…can be a good guy.” He doesn’t need to be a villain. So, for the sake of Kermit, he starts to change his ways. Hell, he even introduces Kermit to Leslie. Yes, Leslie is still VERY weirded out that his brother is dating a frog, but he definitely prefers him to Constatine.

Even with all that’s happened, we all know that Dominic still has that bad boy in his blood. And like a bad penny, Constatine comes back. Oh boy, he is not happy. Quite jealous, really.

There’s a lot of back and forth between Kermit and Constatine. Mainly about what they think is right and the shit they’ve done in the past. And oh shit— is that…. Sexual tension??? Yes. Yes it is.

But in the end, Dominic ends back up with Constatine. It’s all dramatic like and Dominic goes “it’s not you, it’s me,” and kisses him on the head. But surely, this isn’t the end of Kermit, Dominic and Constatine, not by a long shot…

[laurielisboa-art]

Mary Jeanne in 1910s

I've been planning to redo this drawing for months. So it's there.

[lontra-1999]

pensando até agora na schneider.

ela poderia estar bem.

se não fosse a corrupção de chicago.

se bem que são muitos "e se" quando se trata desse tópico.

talvez se a vertin soubesse antes, ela estivesse viva. mas para ser bem sincera, o funcionamento da fundação com os humanos ainda é algo que minha cabeça não processou por completo.

dentro da fundação todos ficam imunes a "storm"? é o que dá para entender até o momento. como isso funciona? não sei.

no negócio de chicago, tem tanto papo que eu acho que vou ter que reler tudo em algum momento.

acho que tô perdendo alguma coisa mas é díficil ter tempo para reler tudo.

[hanna-shut-up]

the movie adaptation of constantine isn't about catholic guilt, it's about how many girls in the audience they could punch the heterosexuality straight out of with the scene where tilda swinton steps barefoot on keanu reeves' throat

[overtherose]

Can't let these tags go unnoticed

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

[ultrachoppedpenguinbouquet]

Constatine

[impregnatedafterpostbirthdaysex]

constatine's story in the valentines special was so sweet and sad

[gildedphoenix]

When Stars Collide

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Chapter 1 -

“B, I understand that you want to get to the bottom of this, but I’m beginning to think that you’re upset! This is a great change!” Nightwing stood with Bruce at the edge of the building overlooking the city.

Bruce was not upset, he was concerned. He did not like when things in his city changed without reason. He especially didn’t like when things in his city changed magically. The hustle and bustle of Gotham continued on the streets below. That hadn’t changed. But the sky overhead was clear. It had been for a weeks now. Bruce found it unsettling. A Gothamite at heart, he was used to the overcast days and cloudy nights. Sure, Gotham had clear nights once in a while, but this was the 17th clear night this month. It happened slowly. The smog thinning. The constant cloud cover abating. The moon was now visible to some degree almost every night. Shining down its reflected light in its various phases. And nothing else seemed to be affected. The rainfall hadn’t changed. The winds didn’t blow differently. The harbor wasn’t suddenly cleaned of filth. It was just clearer. And it didn’t make sense. He didn’t trust it.

The plants were certainly benefiting from better light quality, which did lead Bruce to suspect that Poison Ivy had something to do with the changes. But she was just as surprised as he was. She asked him to let her know who did it so she could send them a fruit basket! After clearing Poison Ivy of fault, Bruce was forced to reach out to the Justice League’s Dark division. Constantine had answered his call and arranged a meeting for tonight. He should be arriving shortly, having given Batman this exact rooftop as the easiest place to portal to, given the number of “curses and magical fuckery” that lay over the city. 

Bruce wanted to take offence to that but he knew the city had its problems both mundane and magical. So he stood waiting. Brooding. Nightwing insisted on coming as backup though they both knew it was to help smooth communication between the two otherwise ornery men. 

Nightwing and Batman both felt a shift in the air and turned to see John stepping out of a portal, which spiraled out of existence after his feet were firmly on the gravel roof. 

“Batman.” Constantine said in greeting. “And the biggest Robin. What a pleasure…” he deadpanned as he lit his cigarette. He took a long drag and looked around and then up at the clear skies. “Oh, that is….something. I see why you called.”

“This started about a month ago.” Nightwing supplied after a beat of silence. “Not that the better air quality isn’t nice, but it’s definitely not natural. We were hoping you could help us find the cause.”

“Yeeeeeah, probably for the best. I’m not the best at scrying magic, I think Raven holds that title, but whatever is causing all of that-” he gestured vaguely to the entire sky, “-should be bloody obvious to anyone who cares to look.” 

John pulled a map of Gotham from one of his coat’s many pockets and laid it on some nearby ductwork before pulling a pendulum from another pocket. Releasing it over the map, it swung wildly for several seconds before freezing. For a moment John thought it had found its mark, and rather quickly at that, but the chain was not taut. It had simply stopped midswing at the top of its arc, hovering somewhere over the harbor and pointing to absolutely nothing. 

“Strange…” he looked to the Bats to see what they might make of it but they were also frozen. “Oh, bugger.”

“Hello, John Constantine”

[porcoschifo66]

Constantine was such a good emperor he used words that werent even invented yet, he's so real for that

The whole 13th-century Donation of Constantine discourse summarised in a 5 sec video

[nelkcats]

Half-soul Nanny

While Constantine has been known to sell his soul, continually and regardless of the consequences, it's not really known what happens to all the pieces that are technically ripped from him.

In reality those pieces alone are worthless, but if you put them together you can form a kind-of-ghost Constantine (who, by the way, hates his original for being an idiot, although they are obviously the same person). One time Clockwork was just bored and collected enough bits and pieces to create this "Fake-Ghost-Constantine" that technically belonged to him.

But since both the not-ghost and the hellbazer were useless to him, he simply used it as a babysitter, or a nanny. Clockwork was a busy ghost, but there were ghosts that shouldn't be left unattended or it would lead to catastrophe (Danny was an example).

From time to time he would supervise the newcomers and guide them. Surely the ghost (not really a ghost) could do the same task, he was a hellbazer after all, and he was supposed to know all about magic so it shouldn't be a difficult task to guide dead wizards right?

The only problem was that Clockwork didn't realize what a bad babysitter this fake ghost was until Johnny 13's fate went from being a fairly quiet ghost to a troublemaker. Oh well, at least it's better than doing it himself.

[sassafrasmoonshine]

Halloween Vibes 🎭

Constantin Somov (Russian, 1869 - 1939 ) • Harlequin and Death • 1914 • Gouache and watercolor on paper