#congrats you broke him

[berdly-epic-gamer-9000]

i hate you so much it integer overflowed and now i love you platonically wtf

Wh-what!? That's?? You??? HUH!?!??!

[yurasuggestions]

ok. heres a dollar 💵

What am I meant to. Do. With this currency.

Are there even any places nearby where I can exchange it or

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Mushroom body

(for @mikkeneko)

[eteru-roses]

I-

hi atamai :3

u said next time i found berries to brung them to u so i dont die so im here :D

(the berries totally arent an excuse to talk to u i totally know how to socialize like a normal person)

-@nrcbookclub

These are blackberries. They're fine. Just wash them.

[sandwichmustbetasty]

no greater pain than watching celebrimbor realise his people don't trust him anymore and turn to annatar for help

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: "I can fix him" well I can force him to pick up my insuffera8le speech patterns

[astrolotte]

Genuinely intrigued by the potential of Peri and Irep's dynamic but only in a platonic way so I end up not vibing with the fandom's portrayal of it 😔😔😔

(No but listen LISTEN they were kinda-almost-friends when we last saw them in FOP, yeah? Now they're enemies, with both actively fighting each other, and Irep going so far as to try and kill Peri's parents. What happened? When? What influenced it? Did they ever become friends, or did it nosedive the moment the cameras turned off? What about Sammy? How do Irep's parents factor into this? Could it ever be fixed? There's just so much we haven't seen, and romance just feels like too easy a solution to me. Let their friendship be easy to break, fragile. Let them have to work to keep the connection. Fairies and Anti-Fairies are literally made to be opposites, so what happens when two genuinely and truly become friends?)

((and yeah I guess a lot of this could factor into a romantic angle but ALAS the fandom seems to be leaning heavily into the funny toxic yaoi angle 😔 I don't mind it! By all means, please have your very harmless fun! But it ain't my jam :P Perhaps I'll have to write a oneshot myself...))

(((see tags for more rambles i guess. whoops a bitch spoke too much in there as he always does)))

[virsancte]

good days aren't easy to come by

[crossbackpoke-check]

the pics of morgan and joel are from travis sanheim's wedding this weekend!

^^^me experiencing the one-two knockout punch of “oh they WERE each other’s wedding date” followed by the realization that sanny finally got married 🥹😭 cheers indeed!!!

[championsofthegate]

@nectaric asked: 10)  our muses are talking and sender wordlessly reaches over to fix receiver’s hair without breaking concentration.   - Percy to Vax?

Percy was still talking. How in the world was Percy still talking?

The gentle fingers in Vax's hair left a linger warmth, that spread through his scalp down to his cheeks. How was he supposed to concentrate on what Percy was saying after that?

"Percival," he managed weakly. "I have to admit, I tuned out after you ran your fingers through my hair. What were you saying?"

[candyredappledragon]

It’s okay Kieran! I think you have two things you could do:

A) Tell him it was an honest mistake and go from there

B) Don’t say anything and act as if you don’t understand the gravity of your action

- pink heart anon🩷

..hm should i tell him or dont tell him?

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[ kieran.exe has crashed from thinking too much ]

[likesummerrainn]

SurrealEstate 2.03 The Butler Didn't

"Why do all of August's machines look like what people in 1953 thought machines in 1997 would look like..."

[deceitfulmorals]

Anonymous asked: Yo, Morris—are you gay for Pierre?

"E-Excuse me ?! " Morris is downright flabbergasted anyone would even ask that. Let alone think that. "I would never, NEVER in a million years ever think about dating that sad sack." Never mind the brief pause taken in the middle of his sentence. Or the fact that he looked thoughtful. 

He pushes that thought aside though with a huff. "Look, I may be gay, but —— not for him."

[andy-clutterbuck]

[tenebriism]

" Good boy " for Pipit (from Link, of course 🤍)

Self Explanatory - [ ACCEPTING ] ;;

" ... s-sorry, what was that? " Despite his freckles being a normally PROMINENT feature on his face, they are overshadowed, and swiftly, by the fluster that soon settles 'pon his cheeks. The star student is staring at Link as if the hero has grown a second or third head, and all Pipit can do, after several seconds of awkward staring and pregnant silence, is cover his face with a hand and look away. " Y-You sound like my mother... jeeze... " Yet the effect is vastly and noticeably DIFFERENT for reasons Pipit cannot quite put into words, despite all his studying and wealth of knowledge.

@hero-of-skies ;;

[asksavel]

"YOU ARE ALL FUCKING WEIRD. DRAVOL, IS THIS THE SHIT IM GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?"

-trying so hard not to laugh- "B-best not-- hehe -- hit on him... Kyurem please climb down--"

"WHEN THEY LEAVE!!!"

@occasionallybagel , @occasional-weed