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@lilolgf here’s your requested Dipeon aesthetic! It was fun to make!

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//Someone give me the will to write here, please. I've been staring at things on & off & then going right back to being distracted by other things. Maybe this week stuff? Not promising anything, we'll just go off on how I feel to do things here.

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❝I stepped over a hundred bodies to get where I am.❞

—Fish Mooney, "Gotham"

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//So, aside from this little headcanon for my Gideon, my older!Timmy is kind of in the same boat? He still has some form of his memories. The little bits of magic, but not enough to fully remember them. Say if he sees a lot of purple or a lot of green, he'll try to figure out why they're important colors to him.

//But also. What if Gideon managed to get ahold of his powers later down the line? & started honing in on them growing up?

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//But also. What if Gideon managed to get ahold of his powers later down the line? & started honing in on them growing up?

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I want to make this known; it’s OKAY to flirt with my muse, it’s okay to say flirty things to them, yes, they may not react to it, they may not respond to it positively, but know as a mun I’m 100% OKAY with it. Especially if my muse is clearly attractive appearance wise, go ahead, flirt with them, if my muse is your muse’s type, it’s okay to flirt, we don’t have to be shipping, we don’t ever have to ship to have you flirt with my muse; I WONT think you’re pushing a ship on me either. But I just feel that some people are scared to have their muse be flirty to another because we a muns might take it the wrong way.

 I’m not saying this goes for everyone, but I’m letting you know that it doesn’t make me uncomfortable and I’m fine with it. 

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Please read your partner's rules!

Read the rules before you follow someone, and re-read them once every while to make sure you don't accidentally overstep boundaries or use triggering topics that may make them uncomfortable! It may seem like such an obvious thing, but it is actually a serious and rampant problem that people in fact DON'T read their partner's rules.

If someone has a password, then send it. You also have to message partners to send memes and prompts in, so don't tell me sending a password is a problem. Read these rules, send that password. If the password is an IC thing, clarify in your message that you only send this to confirm that you read the rules and don't want to make a big thing out of this.

If someone has an interest checker and it is a mandatory part of their rules, just fill it out. It can make it easier for your partner to decide which muse to send you if they run a multimuse and it shows that you read the rules and are genuinely interested in interacting with the other. If someone asks for specific things to be tagged, then tag them! Don't trigger your partners and then pull a surprised Pikachu face when you end up blocked. Respect your partner's demand for trigger warnings if they have them in their rules. Also, keep your tags simple! TRIGGER TW / TW TRIGGER. That's it. No fancy letters and emojis needed.

Too small text? Can't read? Message your partner and ask them for an alternative if you can't read their rules. I'm sure they can set up a doc or carrd for you with the rules in normal font-size without the use of obnoxious fonts and colors. It's all a matter of communication, which is and should be a basic thing in the RPC.

Please read the rules. Show your partner respect.

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//Pspspspsp. Come. Bug. The. Muses. More so my Gravity Falls muses.

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Angry & Irritated Sentences, Vol. 23

(Angry and irritated sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I just figured 'don't eat the evidence' went without saying!"

"I still don't think there's anything impressive or romantic about this."

"You realise I'm still here, right?"

"Nothing ever changes with you, does it?"

"I'm sure you have an abundance of questions, but I doubt I'll answer any of them."

"Must you always be such a smartass?"

"Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think."

"How come every time you come around, someone ends up getting hurt?"

"Don't you dare follow me!"

"You understand better than most the pain a lie can inflict."

"You used me."

"You don't believe I can do it? Well, I can!"

"I think this is a conversation for another time."

"I really don't want to have this conversation right now."

"You don't know what you're talking about. Can we not do this right now?"

"Don't worry about me. I don't want it, I don't need it. Just don't do it."

"Why would you say something like that? What kind of person says something like that?"

"Am I to take it you believe in this quote-unquote 'plan'?"

"You know what? My offer just expired."

"Didn't your mother ever teach you not to touch other people's things?"

"You're stepping over a line here. You might want to step back."

"Oh, you really love yourself, don't you?"

"That's rather petty, even for you!"

"You could have killed me! You didn't, but you could have!"

"This isn't a game."

"So now you're a psychologist too?"

"You know, maybe I'm not the problem? Maybe it's you!"

"If you want to complain about life, you're talking to the wrong guy."

"You're giving me orders now?"

"I'm awfully bored of your shouting."

"You're not lying to me, are you?"

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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 19

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I've had several chances to eliminate you tonight."

"Violence is merely a tool."

"You must follow my directions very closely and, above all, reveal nothing to the police."

"How many bodies are we talking? Like, two, three?"

"This isn't a game."

"You know what? My offer just expired."

"Do you really think you can win?"

"If you can look past your anger, you may find that I am more of an ally than you may think."

"The theft of corpses is a time-honoured tradition!"

"You never said sorry for shooting me."

"You're a real tough guy, aren't you"

"I don't want to have to explain to people who you are."

"No killing today, alright?"

"You won't fire that gun. You're not the sort."

"I'd prefer to avoid any additional unnecessary deaths."

"Have you forgotten who you're working for?"

"Wow! You really are wonderfully bad, aren't you?"

"In this game, the skill one must have above all else is patience."

"Have you deceived and betrayed anyone yet today? It is almost lunchtime, after all."

"Do you think he's going to die? Do you think we killed him?"

"I don't trust any of them. Do you?"

"You're working way too hard to piss me off. It makes me think you're hiding something."

"I only steal from the well-insured and the much deserving!"

"Somebody's got to step up and bring some order around here."

"Our game ends here. I've made sure of that;"

"I'm giving you a chance. No one ever gave me a chance."

"I'm going to find him, and I'm going to make him pay."

"Was it worth it? Compromising yourself for money?"

"You know the rules: no real names, no backstories."

"You're only going to work for me. Nobody else, do you understand?"

"I've always been lucky when it comes to killing folks."

"I'm sure you can understand why I don't want to go through the other channels."

"Don't ever fuck with me. I will know."

"If you have something to offer, now would be the time."

"Is that a real gun? Can I touch it?"

"I hear that you're as cold as the snow, and that you don't have any weak nerves or fear."

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Awkward Meetings Starters

20 starters

« oh, it's you. »

« i know you, don't i? »

« it's been a while, uh? »

« uhhh… how's your wife? »

« so… what about last time? »

« i've never seen you in my life. »

« hey! watch where you're going! »

« crap. you didn't hear me, right? »

« you were… one of their friends? »

« you seem lost… need some help? »

« i'm not very happy to see you either. »

« you don't look very happy to see me… »

« you were at the party yesterday, right? »

« my bad! didn't mean to bump into you! »

« i think you mistook me for someone else. »

« i'm sorry! i mistook you for someone else! »

« wow! it's been so long, do you remember me? »

« no, no, don't tell me! of course i remember you! »

« are you for real? you really don't remember me? »

« of course i wasn't avoiding you! what made you think that? »

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send "ship bias?" for me to tell you about a ship i'd love to play with my muse, or "trope bias?" for a shipping trope i'd wanna write

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//The will to write. The will to interact with people who won't be jerks. Please, come bother my muses. Preferably my Gravity Falls related muses.

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Here's a plain muse page for mobile & such.

Rigby - Regular Show

CJ - Regular Show

Benson - Regular Show

Rebecca - oc, Mordecai's younger sister. She's dating Benson on this blog.

Jas - Stardew Valley

Morris- Stardew Valley

Sanderson - Pixie Prince, H.P's nephew, self appointed therapist, etc. - Fairly Oddparents

Anti-Cosmo - Fairly Oddparents

Dale Dimmadome - Fairly Oddparents A New Wish

Peri - Fairly Oddparents A New Wish

Hamato Leonardo - all animated variations included, with the exception of Rise of the TMNT. For personal reasons.

Bill Cipher - Gravity Falls

Stanley Pines - Gravity Falls.

Stanford Pines - Gravity Falls.

Gideon Gleeful - Gravity Falls.

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Better late than never, reference to my version of human!Bill.

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INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (1989) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

i hate these guys.

this is a new experience for me.

it happens to me all the time.

you lost today, [name]. but that doesn't mean you have to like it.

may we go home now, please?

i've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

he sticks out like a sore thumb. we'll find him.

does anyone here speak english?

what are you hiding?

archaeology is the search for fact, not truth.

forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world.

we do not follow maps to buried treasure, and "x" never... ever marks the spot.

70% of all archaeology is done in the library. researching. reading.

we cannot afford to take mythology at face value.

help me get us out of here.

are you kidding? i made all that up.

she talks in her sleep.

try not to talk.

give me your other hand. i can't hold on.

i can get it. i can almost reach it.

[name], let it go.

those people are trying to kill us.

i didn't know you could fly a plane.

our situation has not improved.

i'm as human as the next man.

i'm like a bad penny, i always turn up.

throw down the gun or the girl will die.

no! don't shoot!

please do what he says!

[name], what are you doing here?

head for the fireplace!

why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?

don't look at me like that.

i would have done anything to get it. you would have done the same.

i'm sorry you think so.

i'll never forgive myself.

thank god... it's fake.

look, can we discuss this later?

i came here to save you!

look what you did! i can't believe what you did!

i'll never forget how wonderful it was.

you have chosen wisely.

did you intend to leave us standing on the doorstep all day?

now look, i've gone and caught a sniffle.

don't take that tone with me!

this is the second time i've had to reclaim my property from you.

that belongs in a museum.

why are you trying to kill us?

my soul is prepared. how's yours?

what have you brought?

i'm sorry about your head. i thought that you were one of them.

you came back for the book?

is that what you think of me?

who gives a damn what you believe?

follow me. i know the way.

i find that if i just sit down to think... the solution presents itself.

in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second.

we didn't talk. we've never talked.

what are you complaining about?

you could go down in history.

you're going the wrong way.

the pen is mightier than the sword.

are you crazy? don't go between them!

my reputation preceeds me.

it would make me very happy.

shooting me won't get you anywhere.

we're well out of range.

you call this archaeology?

we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago.

we're just one step away.

since i've met you, i've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait.

we're caught in the middle of something sinister here.

you're a great deal like your father.

how dare you kiss me.

leave me alone. i don't like fast women.

you say this has been just another typical day for you, huh?

you're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend.

if only i could have been there with you.

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𝙂𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙂𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡⚝