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Everytime they see each other Root teases John like aw do you miss your bf, are u gay, bitch we're all gay here. She keeps showing up and taking Shaw on weird shooting dates.
#person of interest#LOVE Fusco being her confused boomer dad too#he never knows wtf shes doing or wtf shes talking about and he just drives and nods#poi
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maybe I should stop joking that I'm 94 in my bio.
too many teenagers and 20 year olds who genuinely think someone born in 1930 uses Tumblr of all sites.
maybe they'd have an intern running an account on Twitter or Facebook or some shit, but Tumblr?
I'm 93, guys.
#im 26#you know what ill remove it#my friends call me an old man bc im grouchy and i act like a boomer when it comes to headphone jacks#but its confusing too many people#plus i know 26 is ancient to most of you youngins
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ok so I don't do TikTok, really. Occasionally, for a couple of creators. I've made a few. I do not hang out there and watch stuff.
But I do watch Charlotte Dobre's videos on YT and she reacts to TikToks sometimes
and like
is it some kind of RULE that a woman telling a story must do so while putting on makeup? Is this a requirement? Will you get deplatformed if you don't do it? It's SO FUCKING WEIRD.
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These aren't terrible but not Exactly what I want. Tho I am a fan of 2 & 4 the most
#with 2 im almost just thinking of finding a “i 🩷 my ex wife�� sticker and nothing more to it than that#i think i only like 4 bc its a black cat#i most likely wont buy any of these but still#i need something that makes boomers confused but everyone else laugh and perhaps take a picture (happens esp in drive thrus)
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okay, to preface, I grew up with motogp (and f1) but I don't have subscription myself to watch it, so the only way I got to watch it with my uncle. HOWEVER, there was some family drama and I have not been able to see my uncle in like seven years so like I kinda lost interest. THEN the pandemic hit and with nothing better to do than watch cars and bikes to go vroom, I got back into f1 (learned of indycar and hasn't looked back) and in the past year and a half i've slowly been picking motogp up.
Anyway my question is, why is Fabio (Quatararo) always shirtless? Is it just a social media thing? because I swear every weekend I have to see this man's nipples and abs because he refuses to zip up his leathers. Like is there something I'm missing?
(btw I also have not been able to watch any full races of motogp because I don't have the money to pay for a subscription [IM A BROKE STUDENT AND IN MY COUNTRY YOU CAN ONLY PAY])
#wtf is going on with fabio#I just want to know if there is a reason#his shirtlessness is confusing#like SIR where are you fireproofs#They do wear an undershirt under the leathers no?#sorry i sound like such a rookie fan#(my knowledge as a five year old child is not carrying me anymore)#everyone is new and i'm just nodding along#I feel like such a boomer the only riders I actual know are Aleix and marc#like i get the old stuff (ahhem rosquez and pedrenzo)#but god i'm lost with the new kids#Also I technically do watch the races#(aka. I stare at the live timing table and refresh twitter every five seconds for live updates)#fabio quartararo#motogp#sol's yapping
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I am living for the absolutely bewildered looks my boomer neighbors are giving me as I walk my dog while wearing my "Daddy" pullover. They're too baffled to ask. They just keep looking at me with confusion.
#this is my new favorite pastime “Baffle the Boomers”#my boomer mother is confused still even after asking me to explain. Oh this is beautiful.
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Not that I think her daughters are/would be trans but if one did come out as trans she would be the most supportive mother in the world
Oh fuck yeah-
#She'd be very boomer about it but SUPPORTIVE boomer about it-#Big 'she's a bit confused but she's got the spirit' energy-#hazbin hotel#vaggie carmine au#carmilla carmine
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I tried :') My first art post after many years, I have never touched Adobe so this is a beginners practice for me. I had a lot of problems cuz i'm not familiar with EVERYTHING. but i think i did good for a portrait of The queen of full moon.
REFERENCE :} from pinterest
#elden ring#adobe photoshop#Beginner art#I WAS SO CONFUSED WITH ALL THE APPLICATIONS#Suffering#Boomer energy fr#I feel old for getting overwhelmed#I cannot technology#no step on snek#rennala queen of the full moon#rennala of the full moon
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Ryu buys a computer from Ken.
OG under the cut! I was on a silly meme redraw spree… sorry!
#street fighter#ryu#ken masters#redraw#ryu confused boomer selfie pfp#i enjoyed doing that very much
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insane how quickly something small can tank my mood
#i am so tired of being cut off when i’m talking#esp when someone doesn’t even care enough to realize i was over halfway through a sentence#and doesn’t ask what i was saying#or when they just make it incredibly obvious they weren’t paying attention or outright don’t care what i’m talking about#even when i’m talking super excitedly#it makes me feel so fucking small and unimportant#like yeah i guess the shit i say doesn’t matter 99% of the time but it matters to ME#but it hurts so bad when i get cut off only for someone else to say stuff entirely unrelated#and to then just like. stream of consciousness ramble every thought that enters their head#like okay. cool. awesome. alright#my mom does that all the time i’ll be telling her something and then i’ll get cut off or she’ll wait til i’m done#to out of nowhere start telling me super in depth life histories of people she hasn’t seen since she was a child. or people i don’t know.#and it’ll always be so in depth about so many people idk OR so fucking vague i get confused as hell#in the typical boomer just needs to talk at someone or hear their own voice way (sorry ily mom)#and i know i can go on for ages about fandom shit that confuses her or she doesn’t know about but#idk. i do not have much else in my life right now. and i only have her and my sibling and very very few friends that aren’t online#and even irl friends i only see a couple times a year each if i’m lucky#i just hate my life lol and i need to stop before i spiral#i have already gone on long enough and will be embarrassed when i come back to delete this because honestly who gives a shit#i need to get over myself#to be deleted#personal
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Spazer Beam > Wide Beam Yeah, I know "Spazer" isn't exactly indicative of what the upgrade actually does but 1. It sounds way cooler 2. If making Metroid powerups names make more sense was a real priority they would've finally started calling it the "Barrier Suit" not the "Varia Suit." Varia was and remains a mistranslation. Spazer is iconic (to me) in the same way Varia is, they shouldn't have replaced it, and I'm always gonna call it the Spazer Beam
And while I'm at it, it's Fury, not Erinys, dammit!
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the knowledge that the majority of the population have limited reading skills, and that one in five (one in four where I live) are functionally illiterate, has redpilled me. This is my roman empire. Not to be a dick but everything bad about humanity that I chalked up to entitlement or whatever.... It's because they can't fucking read.
#went on an overnight trip and was at a walmart superstore#and no one would use the self check out to the point where the lines for cashiers were unsustainably long#and a couple people sneered when staff attempted to redirect them and were like#“I don't do self check out”#and like beforehand I would attribute that to the boomer mentality of “these people SERVE ME”#and thus will ignore a faster and superior option#but then it dawned on me#they probably don't know how to read the instructions#and would get confused#or they wouldn't know what button to press or whatever#insanity#(for the record I am aware some people find self check out unethical#(but I... do not think that was the case here).
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Good morning dash! What are we thirsting over today, folks?
#the chaos I’m seeing this fine morning#what is this new cartoon thing that’s going on??#I am so confused#feeling like an out of touch Boomer rn
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turn your boop on
What
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#we love a confused but supportive boomer#the rolling stones#charlie watts#keith richards#old married band#instagram comments
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Is Dani telepathic or something how the fuck did she name Boomer Boom-Boom with no prior knowledge as to who the fuck this dog was. Does she just know?? Like?? Is she from Montana or did she just think "This dog looks like it's called Boomer." Also how the fuck did that dog get all the way from Montana to the Carribeans.
#Was playing some Far Cry 6 yesterday and it just confused the fuck out of me#Was Juan in Montana?#Did someone take Boomer FROM Montana after the Deputy left??#Far Cry 6 is set after the Walk Away ending so like#Boomer lived but HOW IS HE IN YARA#Anyways I vote Dani as second best Far Cry protagonist after Rook.
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