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just some of my thoughts as they came while watching (with quotes out of the video)
tbh the whole beginning with Sam killed me, the coffee thing? damn okay sir
“Tell me how you look so damn good right after waking up?” […] “Bullshit. You look heavenly.” *kissies* “Which shouldn’t work nearly so well considering you tempt me like something straight outta hell”
When I tell y’all I am going feral! This man!! I am weak and soft and on my knees for him skdnjddndj
Sir just gimme your hand in marriage please
“A little tedium gives me a chance to catch my breath” *more kissies* “Not that you make it easy to do that either, always taking my breath away.” SIR- PLEASE I AM BEGGING
Samuel “I don’t have a way with words” Collins, fucking liar
“Make it two” HELLO OKAY WOW I AM AHHHHHH that one caught me so off guard lmaooo
and also the whole interaction between Ash and Tank gave me life, i love them your honor. i already headcanoned that they were great friends, i love their friendship so fucking much!! the whole little serious conversation part about him being glad Tank stayed and came back and all that was so sweet!! also i loved that Ash was so respectful about the hug thing and that they stood up for him with the beta thing? fucking hell yes i am living for that
and i am absolutely living for Sam calling Ash a goofball lmaoo and Ash forgetting that Sam has vamp hearing made me giggle and also reminded me of Sam’s prior video with Darlin forgetting that Sam is stronger because of being a vamp.
#conclusion?#Sam got me weak as always and i wanna be besties with Ash please and thank you#i am just a little sad Ash didn���t call Darlin Tank#i love them so much#also apparently i am living for a lot of things Tank related lmaooo#i mean there is a reason i kin them…#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted sam collins#sam collins#redacted asher#redacted ash#redacted asher talbot#redacted darlin#redacted sam x darlin
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oh dammit
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so the fun thing abt being scared of spiders is that sometimes for some reason your brain decides to not be scared of certain spiders and this is how i am about jumping spiders. there was one rlly rlly tiny one on my pillow earlier and i was lookin at him like
like. littol guy. lil fella. itty bitty creature.
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Oh the moral dilemma of watching something people have been asking you to see or rewatching the same single episode from a show and specifically rewinding for that one scene fifteen times
#fin.post#game of thrones#battle of the bastards was epic ok??#and the climb holds a special place in my heart#along with the tyrion trial man that was sick#bungo stray dogs#YOSANOS BACKSTORY IS A MASTERPIECE AND YOU KNOW IT#IVE REWATCHED IT LIKE 3 TIMES NOW AND I STARTED WATCHING BSD A TWO WEEKS AFO#dont forget literally every ranpo scene ever#he makes it so fun#chainsaw man#my brother in christ how am I supposed to go to sleep without rewatching every night before bed?#give me happy hayakawa family scenes while they still exist#*cries in read tha manga*#conclusion?#fuck you i do what i want#also#mean girls#love that movie
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There are to people singing about a war
One of them is playing a quaint tune with banjo while the other is growling more than singing to the tune of a heavy drum beat and electric guitars
The guy with the banjo is the one who supports the war
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my little relativity falls designs for fun
#gravity falls#relativity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddauthor#they have little kid crushes that goes no where other then holding hands <3333#i would say i got some inspo from cbmagus49#i didn't know if i should mention that or not cause like i think my designs are pretty different but i still came to the same conclusions
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I know I’ve already gone on and on about what it’s like to have a size difference with Simon Riley, but I’m sorry, I just will never get over how big and strong this man is.
Like I feel like sometimes his size gets lost on us since he’s surrounded by other tall, buff military guys all the time. But y’all, I’m telling you, this man is big. Like 6’4, 250+ pounds, big enough to eclipse the sun big.
With a man that big, it honestly doesn’t even matter what size you are because he’s always going to be bigger and stronger than you anyway. You can be tall, short, stocky, thin, whatever, and this man is still fully capable (and willing? 👀) of snapping you in half like a twig.
Are you worried about potential home invaders? Well, you shouldn’t be. One quick flick of his wrist and he’s breaking the neck of anyone who tries to threaten you. Did you accidentally lock yourself out of the house? Well, don’t bother calling a locksmith. There’s no lock left to pick after he’s just caved the door in with his foot. Do you have a really stubborn jar you’re struggling to open? Well, hand it over, love. He can crack that sucker open in half a second flat.
But Lord, don’t even get me started when it comes to all the ways Simon uses that strength of his in the bedroom.
Like when he tells you to sit on his face so he can eat you out. Don’t even try it with that nervous, hovering, “I’m too heavy, Si,” bullshit. You better sit your ass down right when and where he tells you to or he’ll hold you down by the hips until he’s had his fill.
Or when, after a night of heavy flirting and teasing, he’s got that look in his eye as he corners you against your entryway wall. Don’t be surprised when one moment your feet are firmly planted on the ground, and the next you’re lifted into the air, your legs slung over his arms as he drills into you like you’re his own little fuck puppet.
Or when he’s got you spread out on his bed, got your knees up by your ears, got the backs of your thighs burning in a way that’s matched only by how your walls have to stretch to take his thick cock. Don’t think he’s being mean or malicious when he sees your eyes well with tears but does nothing to change the way he’s fucking down into you. It’s not that Simon doesn’t care whenever you cry and quiver and plead with him to go easier on you, it’s that he knows the truth. He knows that, deep down, you love when he handles you like he isn’t afraid to break you.
#in conclusion i need this man to crush me to smithereens please and thanks 😌#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley smut#ghost smut#cod smut#ghost cod#ghost mw2#simon riley x you#cod x reader#call of duty x reader#cod mw2#call of duty#modern warfare 2
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Apex predators
#iwtv fanart#iwtv amc#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#claudia de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#armand#lestat de lioncourt#a conclusion was made#vampires are cats
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☞ THUS
#i feel like this one has huge potential#going on a six paragraph rant & right before the conclusion pulling out ☞THUS! dot jpg#thoughts
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nothing personal but this kind of comment rlly exemplifies to me a disconnect between canon and popular fanon jmart characterization because they almost literally had this conversation in canon - except, their lines are swapped!
jon, for all his scared grouchiness, is a secret romantic, while martin, for all his forced optimism, is at his core a pragmatist
#and it's not like it's a throw away line either#its the penultimate episode and leads directly into the 'Where you go I go - that's the deal' convo#and this isnt the first time I've seen people swap them#otherwise i wouldn'tve made a whole post#tma#tma s5#tma finale#jonmartin#tma meta#stole the screenshot from another post because i didnt want to derail what people are mostly reblogging for a cute moment#and y know. it IS cute. that's why it's so weird that people seem to forget how it's nearly literally canon#EDIT: added that tag to the body of the post cause its rlly the conclusion
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Baffled.
#personal#not art#like how do you arrive at this conclusion#what beliefs?#the man may be a total grouch but if there’s one thing he HATES it’s Japanese nationalism#Japanese nationalists famously HATE his work especially the wind rises which criticizes imperial Japan and calls out the invasion of China#don’t ask for context on the first part of the tag I’m not answering
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So it's clear a lot of the "I'd even vote for Hitler" Democrats are trying to impress upon us the urgency of the situation, like "things are so dire I'd even resort to this!"
And of course one major problem with this tactic is that you're assuming we'll be like "wow, you'd overcome your obviously strong principles" but like.
You haven't established you even have those principles. You've just told us that you'd collaborate with Nazis and like, yeah, that is famously something many liberals have been okay with doing.
#op#like we don't know you as fierce antifacists#you think you're saying even your strong principles must be set aside but like random liberal#3345336776 we don't know you and the much more obvious conclusion is that you don't actually have those principles
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:
Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.
#fluttershy#discord#fluttercord#mlp#my little pony#friendship is magic#strangeart#I see so many people “say” they like t4t fluttercord but they never follow it to it's logical conclusion with fankids#but I for one am not a coward#minx
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Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck
#Erik/Christine#phantom of the opera#shipping discourse#Entrapdak#poto#my experience with Entrapdak fits this too#I’ve done the reflecting#looked at the pro vs anti sides like a good academic student#and my conclusion is that they still have the stronger connection#therefore I’m going to enjoy indulging in them sucking and fucking unapologetically#you can not tell me otherwise
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delulu family
Sorry fellas. He’s married! To SCIENCE!
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#cipher family fun au#digital art#my art#procreate#yes that is a Cave Johnson quote in the caption and that’s funny bc same VA as Ford#the ciphers lowkey remind me of Joker and his crew in the Lego Batman Movie LMAO#leaping to conclusions <3
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