#con talk for ts

[kmze]

Omg there’s a June wedding pin with a just married text on it? That’s soooo cute!! Also apparently there’s a “Caroline’s wedding cake flavor” and Candice herself choose the flavor of the cupcakes 🥹 even when Candice is not attending she is still contributing something to the con. She’s so awesome for that

Yes I took a screenshot isn’t it adorable! Candice would never let us down I knew it, she knew she owed it to Caroline to make sure the cupcakes were the appropriate flavor.

[wri0thesley]

yandere who watches you line up the plushes they bought you perfectly neatly, rearranging them and talking to them by name, and then rails you with their hand knit roughly into your hair and promises that if you take it like a good little captive and only cry a little bit they’ll buy you a new one next time they go out

[iqxatlantic]

" so do i look . . . like him ? "

ft. itoshi rin . itoshi sae . gn! reader . implied afab! reader . ooc! rin (?) . ooc! sae (?) . idk what tgis is . AGED UP! characters . established relationships . ex! sae . sibling rivalry . ur hot ong . ass plot . i cant do ts . smut ig . drabble . idk this is messy . unreliable narrator .

cw: somewhat dub/non-con

wc: 0.3k

synopsis : after breaking up with the prodigy, sae itoshi you realized that you've longed his brother a little bit more... problem was rin itoshi resembled his older brother waaay too much. the way the night went confirmed that, yeah. despite their rivalry they're quite similar.

one thing you've noticed after you broke up with sae was that... you liked his younger brother a lot more... the both of you were the same age, etc. etc.

your biggest problem was that, rin resembled so much of sae you began questioning if you were dating rin because he was rin or if he resembled sae :c

the gaze, actions, the way they talked. you went crazy. shit wasn't adding up anymore. you felt almost a sense of guilt. you genuinely prayed at night that you loved rin because he was rin. it felt wrong.

was it all false? was it just you trying to cover up what you've lost from sae? you were baffled, showered in thoughts that would constantly feel disgraceful and disloyal. you felt depicted as an unfaithful person.

dating their brother to get over them? or to receive some attention or love your former partner never gave you? lowkey, can't blame you.

so, that night when rin invited you over — you were a little (ahem, quite) confused when he tied a blindfold, covering your eyes (idk how it works t-t)

a calloused, big n warm hand led you to the bedroom, those same hands pushing you onto the soft cushion. hey, those hands feel familiar..

and then, you felt someone tugging at your pants. the moment you opened your mouth to let out a cry, it was quickly switched to a moan as you felt a tongue prodding at your entrance.

"sa- no.. rin.?" you'd mutter out. rin wasn't stupid, he knew you were tryna moan out sae's name instead LMFAO. and you weren't wrong — it was in fact sae lapping away at your hole :3

that night, the two brothers made sure you'd never get over them. their teamwork is crazy when they try.

— ©iqxatlantic / isaisliterallyhim, 2025

a/n: hi.. i fear this was a really half-assed drabble but stay with me.. lowkeyu this wouldve been better as angst but i genuinely couldn't produce enough ideas so i just BAYUM did this yay i sometimes forget i genuinely have responsibilities and i'm no longer allowed to dilly dally all over the place... i swaer ill redeem myself soon let me slide pretties.. </3 oh ya, why am i always so overstimmed.. ;-; also why is it always the eng teachers who r so so fine...

[alanisstonedd]

hooper!connie doing different die jobs on his buzzcut like dennis rodman? yes plz.

cw: cussing, excessive use of hair die?, one mention of sex

an: guyssssss!!! this is for you baddiessss!!1 i will be posting sm more bcs i quit my job! YAY!! love youuuu, kisses 💋

✮ FIRST OFF - hooper!connie DEF does the heart one for VDAYYYY. hes popping out with this at least two weeks before vday, probably with your initials somewhere in the design, and your vday proposal coming shortly after. this nigga had three deep red rose bouquets, a whole light-up sign, champagne, chocolate covered strawberries, and ofc a whole buncha designer presents sitting in the corner. you had him turn around for your pic of the setup so all them hoes could see your initials... iktr girl (vday acrylics that he payed for also make an appearance grabbing the back of his neck)

✮ i lowkey think the keith haring art one is just some shit he wanted to do. nigga js doing whatever. he thought ts was cool ORRR someone designed it for him and fell in love w it

✮ im imagning hooper!con did this one for halloween w his goofy ass. i think the whole head would be cosmo bcs you went as wanda and he wanted to fully match you. coach didnt love this one as much bcsss he play too much so it became an issue (distraction) the whole game lmfao. no but fr its not as subtle - he literally has cosmo on his head, but u know bro DO NOT GAF about the damn scouts or PR issues or nothinggggg. he gon do whatever

✮ he lovessssss doing this abstract shit like its literally his favorite style to do and he feels like it goes with his vibe more. coach loves when he does this too bcs its gets hella kids talking about the game bcs its fire. and ofc con loves being all everyone is gossiping ab bcs hes an attention whore. he feeling himself tooo fucking much with these ones + always gets mad compliments on the artistry. (these look so fine on him w the chain combo when yall hunchin)

✮ he came home with this snowflake mess saying he did it for winter and you fr busted out laughing. it actually ended up growing on you though. the early january ski trip made it out the gc and he looked fine affff snowboarding and stuff with this style. everybody making corny ass jokes calling him "icy" and "cold af" and you love it.

✮ and surprise surprise, BEFORE the snowflakes - a couple weeks before christmas - he popped out with this foolishness talmbout “its for christmas mamiiii, im the grinch look-” and turned around all excited. you laughed and told him you love it bcs atp whats done is done. hes not hurting anyone lol. great ice-breaker, as most of his buzz art is. he always tryna take pics from behind so people see the design & it actually gets annoying

✮ he did this one for your bday bashhh bcs your theme was black and white. he had on a crisp all black tux on with black forces, with you in your bday dress you had planned in advance. he loved this because it complemented you guys soo beautifully. the pics were TOP TEIR u ard knowww

✮ hooper!con lovessss an animal print moment. def gets this when hes feeling experimental and different... you suggested he try an animal print, and he fully made you come to the shop so you could help him design it. he started with the purple zebra, and you did the regular leopard for him after he begged you to help him switch it up one night (he has an addiction). he starts doing this mostly on vacations because he feels like the animal print is "exotic"

✮ this one was a product of yall being fried ASF and giggling about feeling like your veins were coursing with electricity. yall went at like 2am to get some blue die & you did it for him. looked a little chopped bcs you was fried but he liked it & it ended up being so fire. one of the finest looks on him.

✮ simply peeps this on social media and decides he needs it. he liked it but thought it looked kinda stupid from the front and you only gave it like a 5/10, cute but hes done better fr.

✮ this one he LOVED. another random thing he saw on his explore page or fyp. def thought it was more fire than the snake. you also loved this one, simple but so cool. cant tell him shit with this design he think he hard fr.

©  alanisstonedd 2025 — do not steal, plagiarise, or modify my content.

[goodnessgraves]

Hi lovie!! 🎀

Just remembered something deep in my head and thought you'd like it :D So either Graves or Price coughcoughbothcoughcough with this one, but imagining telling the Shadows or the rest of the 141 that their dick is small and you can't even feel it as a joke. Everybody's laughing and it becomes an ongoing joke for a while.

Until they drag you aside and leave you with a limp, and a zipped lip about their small dick. Sorry if this is an awkward little ask, I haven't sent asks like this in a while, please forgive me :')

Love your work bb and make sure you eat food you like, drink plenty of fluids and take/apply any medication you take!!

YOUR MIND OH GOD.

F!Reader x John Price and Phillip Graves

Slight dub-con, MMF!Threesome, DomDomSub, degradation

Oh god, they hated that attitude of yours. Acting all big and bad, running your mouth and poking your pretty little head into places where it shouldn’t be.

“Limp dick ass bitch,” you chide.

“Maybe you should take some viagra, hopefully it’ll give you some stamina, can’t even keep up with me in training.”

Your captain and temporary commander come in at the wrong time, mid discussion. Your words go straight to their brains.

Graves, (ever a dog with a bone) calls you into his office with Price to have a meeting about your ‘language’ and ‘behavior’.

“Sweetheart, we’ve talked about this.” Graves is glaring at you, a faux look of anger and disappointment on his face.

“Your behavior is just…”

His lips quirk up.

“It’s shocking, doll.”

Price, your captain, quickly chimes in, taking steps closer to your chair before he’s leaning over it, his face inches from yours.

“We are very disappointed in you.”

He sighs, giving you a look of patronizing sympathy as he reaches up to grab your face, forcing you to lock eyes with him.

“Y’know, we need to discipline you somehow, don’t we, Commander Graves?”

He looks over his shoulder and over at Graves, a wicked smile on the commander’s face.

“Naughty thing you are. You just need us to put you in your place, hm?”

There’s nothing to do but nod.

“Smart girl.” Graves chuckles, slowly walking up behind the chair you’re sitting in, him and price caging you in.

It’s not long before you’re laying back on the desk, fully nude. A cock in your pussy and one in your mouth, not making a peep as they punish you for your behavior.

“Who’s got a small cock, lovie? Hmmm??” He grunts, balls deep in your cunt, there’s nothing you can say, your mouth stuffed with Graves heavy and fat cock.

“Yeah, ‘ts what I thought, dumb slag.”

“Go easy on ‘er, cap. She ain’t got the brains to understand you ain’t bein’ nice. She’s a stupid mutt.”

The room is full of their groans and pants, the slapping of skin, and your muffled moans.

In no time you’re set out of the office, your belt half undone and your hair a mess, limping and coughing.

Guess it pays off to be a mouthy asshole.

[aiscapades]

ts m5 as cinderella's castle songs!

🐸 come along with me to bog's hollow for a side quest ♡

leander — facade, neon vere — step on your grave, watch ais — last forever, ash to ash mhin — castle on a hill, cursed crazy kuras — ever after, trappings of starlight

explanations:

leander

facade: this is the MOST LEANDER song EVER. and it's a fucking BANGER!! i am screaming this at you. this is THE song of this whole musical. it's the evil stepmother SERVING CUNT on a silver platter talking about how she skins humans in order to wear their flesh as disguises for her & her daughters. did you know that's the plot of this muscial?? do you see why it's so leander??? i'm shaking you by the shoulders way too hard. the line "i don't forget my roots / i just pluck them out of the shit" is leander turning away from his wealthy upbringing to rebuild from the ground up in lowtown. "i look good in this / my facade won't let me down / no one notices that my soul is inside out" LEANDERRR YOU ARE A SICK TWISTED MAN. "my truth is skin-deep and oblique" HE'S FULL OF SECRETS DO YOU KNOW THIS "i'm good to play the part / until i break your heart" HE'S GOING TO USE YOU. HE'S ALREADY USING YOU. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE INTO HIM HE'S ALREADY PUPPETING YOU. YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING INTO HIS LONG CON. YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED MAN YOU SHOULDNT HAVE LOOKED IN HIS DIRECTION. "i'll try it on / i'll take it for a spin" he will play whatever role he needs to in order to get what he wants. this whole song is his villain monologue if he was a contestant on rupaul's drag race. does that make sense (??) neon: this song is soo leander seeing mc across the bar and being enraptured at first sight. i had assigned it to ais at first, which still works, but i moved it to leander bc 1. the actual imagery reminds me of leander presenting mc with the magic lily :) and 2. well it kinda has sub vibes if you really read into the lyrics. for example: "radiate my life / burn me with your fire / bend my space and time / let me be your martyr" leander's got ulterior motives for sure, but he'll let you use him a lil bit too if you know what i mean.. "you know i will not ever sleep at night" firstly, leander doesn't sleep, he's chugging monster and sucking the life essence out of orphans. or something. the second part "you walk in lookin' like a neon light / no sense in turning you off" read to me like leander sitting back and observing mc in order to further plot and plan.. there's no need to directly make mc do anything. he's not gonna outright force mc to stop seeing the other LIs. but he will always be watching from the sidelines to see if you take his advice, heed his warnings. y'know the old adage about how abusive men want a submissive woman but they always go after those who are independent in order to break them down. it's giving me that. leander is fascinated by mc and is absolutely gonna pull some strings, but he's also content just keeping an eye on them for now. controlling them in subtle ways. seeing how this plays out. i should probably mention this song is the prince singing about being bewitched by ella's magical disguise, but he's just a gross pervert and isn't actually looking for love. so there's inherently ulterior motives in the song due to the narrative; it's not a genuine love song, and i think that's why i ultimately decided to assign this to leander instead of ais (THAT'S NOT A DISS OK)

vere

step on your grave: rebellious teenage girl vere makes a comeback :) this is a "i want that bitch dead" song that i think fits vere's relationship with his handlers and the senobium. it opens with ella talking about how her life was meant to go as the daughter of a respected family: "i was raised to be appraised / path was paved, dress was made" which parallels how vere was once revered as a god. he was once looked up to, feared, worshipped. he was once something, but now he's reduced to a mere hunting dog. in the song, ella is preparing food for her stepmother & sisters, but given they are trolls, the ingredients are pretty nasty, from frog guts to entire cats to maggot soup. she's disgusted and sick of this routine, which i think is a bit like vere getting sick of having to consume all these low-quality, tasteless souls... i can't imagine what he's hunting gives him much satisfaction at this point. mc was probably the yummiest yet. anyway, ella goes on to fantasize about putting her stepmother in a grave. "'cause i wish you nothin' but defeat / and i want nothin' for you but the least / and i know you're wishing i'd be sweet and behave / i want to step on your grave" AMENNN vere deserves to stomp his handlers imo watch: maybe i'm too presumptious when it comes to these things, but i only know so much about these characters and my mind definitely assigns certain tropes to them. vere gets rebellious teenage girl and :) girlboss sadism <3. if it's cunty and freaky and dark, it's vere to me. this song is all those things. it's stepmother severing ella's foot (à la the grimm cinderella tale) while she's forced to watch and feel alllll the pain & fear. very reminiscent of vere hunting and consuming mc alive <3 the song opens "my god, you're so lucky / for me to appear in your life / you were itching for a thrill / something to catch your eye" which reminds me of how vere seduces(?) people? i'm thinking of the trailer scene with all the hands grabbing at him. either way, he certainly uses his good looks and charming wit to take down people's guard, and he pities easy prey. "i want you to watch / watch what happens / ... i want you to watch what i'm doing / the gore is half the thrill / the searing pain within you / won't go away until / you watch." idk i think vere should stomp his handlers lmaooo. i would love to see him break free from his chains and become a venerated god once again. "pain will come before pleasure / and the pleasure will be mine" i hope so pookie <3

ais

last forever: WALK WITH ME WALK WITH ME this song is right after ella learns her childhood friends will be visiting in order to attend the upcoming ball, and for the first time in so long, ella will be able to feel like a normal person again. she can sing and dance and chitchat and wear her pretty dresses and not have to worry about being the servant of monstrous trolls. she sings about how she hopes this feeling lasts forever. "i've been thinking about this day as long as i remember / and i've been dreaming about how i can make it last / if i close my eyes i can see the best in front of me / ... this day will last forever" now i'm putting emphasis on that last line because, unfortunately, her two childhood friends do come to stay.. as skinsuits for her stepsisters. she wanted so badly to pretend everything is okay when it just never was and never could be. to me, this is like ais, burdened by loneliess, entering the pact with ocudeus thinking he'll never have to be alone again, but instead entering his own living nightmare. the faces of ella's childhood best friends twisted over the form of bloodthirsty trolls = the dozens of mangled voices echoing in ais's head at all times. ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME HERE?? you still got what you wanted! your expectations for it were just too high. ash to ash: ok so this is my favorite song. no it's not bc it has my name. no im not emotionally attached to cinderella she's not my favorite princess bc of the ash/cinder thing. why are you accusing me of such things im trying to MAKE A MUSICAL ANALYSIS TUMBLR POST FOR TOUCHSTARVED THE GAME. anyway this song is fucking awesome and i first associated it with kuras bc it's sung by a goddess and has lots of fire/starlight imagery which imo is biblical. but honestly? i thought abt it more and i changed my mind. it's for ais. at this point in the musical, ella accidentally summons the fairy queen of sweet dreams through the blood of her fallen friends and the righteous fury in her heart. the god asks ella what she desires, and ella tamely responds that she wishes for the world to be a good place. the goddess is offended by this lie and tells ella to share her true feelings. ella responds that she actually wants revenge, and the goddess is pleased to hear this, singing "it all turns to ash and ash / and dust to dust / there's nothing left but a vengeful lust / ... when the light goes out / only fire is just." she uses her power to bestow gifts and blessings upon ella in order for her to achieve this desire, much like how ocudeus bestows ais with power to serve a greater purpose. the fairy queen isn't afraid to give ella all she needs to destroy her enemies. she wants ella to achieve her deepest desire, no matter how much bloodshed that may cost. she almost seems to revel in the thought of bloodshed. she tells ella, "i forge you these three gifts / for your just intention / against your opposition / use them." ella asks "wisely?" and the fairy queen corrects, "hardly." this just reminded me of ocudeus wanting ais to know he's allowed to hurt others, recruit others, do whatever he wants for the greater purpose. these eldritch gods are gifting them power and they want it to be used. "a god will see that your enemies run."

mhin

castle on a hill: this opening song of the muscial is representative of the senobium's perception to outsiders and those desperate for the secrets within, like mhin or even mc. "there's a castle on the hill as the story goes / and it watches over us from across the moat / there are tales in those halls / are they true or are they tall?" the ivory tower senobium lords over its citizens with secrecy, much like the eponymous castle on the hill; with this power and secrecy comes speculation on what goes on behind the walls. this song is the townsfolk recounting theories and stories while wondering if the castle would ever let them in to see for themselves. "it watches us from its looming tower... i worship its sheer size / oh, the ballads it must hide / i need to know, will i ever know?" the first mc sees of mhin (in the demo) is them trying to scale the walls and enter the senobium. we know they want inside but we can only guess what for (a cure? answers? revolution?) and, similar to mc or other unknowing outsiders, they seem to idealize whatever the senobium holds. maybe they know something we don't, or maybe they're just holding out hope that the senobium will live up to its mythologized reputation. cursed crazy: i have a lot of sympathy for mhin's curse situation, which is why i love any kind of angst for them. sorry <3 this song is all the townsfolk ostracizing ella for having gone mad after the death of her parents. nobody believes what ella claims, and she seems batshit crazy with all the talk of murder plots and trolls in skinsuits. "cursed or crazy? / ... the guilt she's got, she's overwrought / that paranoid look, like the town is talking behind her back / lock her away! / destined to join her mother at the stake / weird and eccentric / completely estranged!" mhin is overly cautious about getting close to other people and prefers to keep solo, probably for a lot of reasons, but most notably i think they fear hurting innocent people above all else. they would already be ostracized because of their monstrosity but they choose it for themself anyway, so they're doubly alone. in the demo, you get the sense others almost blame mhin for being such a recluse (like leander trying to get them to open up, or vere teasing them) but we know there are definitely underlying reasons why mhin would rather keep to themself. i think this dynamic reflects ella's perspective in the song with all the townsfolk looking down on her, oblivious to the horrorific reasoning. there are also the lines "when fighting your demons alone / you know you're fucked or fated / destiny couldn't be sicker / whether you want it or not" which gives the doomed by the narartive vibes i associate with mhin.

kuras

ever after: he who is laden with guilt and must repent,, i bestow upon him this song about not knowing if you will achieve (or even deserve) a happy ending. "just as the rain might fall / i've been bracing for years / has living with pain / eroded the last of my fears? / am i ready?" if a beautiful angel lived centuries on earth in order to make up for mistakes in heaven,, would he no longer fear his demise? would he acquiesce just as humans do to mortality? would he accept his punishment and finally free himself of all the guilt just so he may die in peace? "kings rise, kings fall / ... is it my time, or was it long ago? / will it ever after happily? / or will it all turn to dust?" or will he get to live, free of penance, finally? orrrrr will the harbiger of chaos and ruin make a return as the world succumbs to biblical destruction? you tell me (also a bunch of lyrics from other songs make a reappearance, which to me is fitting for kuras since he seems to be a pretty neutral touchstone for all the Lis in one way or another) trappings of starlight: strangely fitting how we're ending on the last full song of the musical ... well trappings of starlight is a "we won!" song with an heavy, underlying sadness for those that couldn't make it to the end. it also has some symbolism from ash to ash that fits well for kuras if you recall what i said about that in ais's section. "in trappings of starlight / all of the people / will get back together now / sunset and sunrise / fearsome and regal / ashes belie a crown" i think sunset & sunrise, fearsome & regal are apt descriptions for an angel, and even more than that, ashes belie a crown is soooo holy hellfire to me. the trappings of starlight is ella's dress crafted from the last flickering light in the eternal dark, infused with magic (and very irradiated glass coded) and due to this, when the prince tries to remember her face after the ball, he can only see fire and starlight. much like if you happened to encounter an angel! "i know you're worthy / for what we've been through / an unforgiving journey / but we've arrived at the truth" doesn't kuras just want to be worthy? of love, of forgiveness, of hope? i think he feels very removed from these rather ordinary things, whether bc of his extraordinary nature or because he was deemed unworthy of them in the past. whatever the case may be, i think this song fits him well. "gracious and lethal / lifting the heavy crown" like that's just kuras. "my love will be fierce! / and your love will be missed" is because mc will perish long before kuras ever will, just as all the others that preceeded them... but he won't love mc with any less conviction, with any less heart.

[ssylasd]

suelta una suave risa ante el comentario de la chica, inclina levemente la cabeza, mirándola con una mezcla de fascinación y algo más, algo que sólo ella le había estado provocando estos últimos días. "tengo mucho más, pero no sé si querrás escucharme hablar la noche entera de lo bella que eres" murmura con una sonrisa ladina, dejando que sus palabras se deslicen con la seguridad de quien sabe exactamente lo que quiere decir. "porque tengo una lista completa, podría pasar horas describiendo cada detalle. lo preciosa que eres por dentro también. y tus ojos—" su mirada se pierde en ellos por un segundo, como si realmente se viera atrapado en su profundidad. "son los más hipnotizantes que he visto en toda mi vida." hace una leve pausa, tomando aire con discreción antes de continuar, su voz bajando un poco. "y estéticamente, tus labios también son una maravilla. cada parte de ti parece hecha con tanto cuidado… como si todos los dioses se hubieran reunido solo para crearte." la observa fijamente al decir aquello, sin apartar su mirada de la ajena, disfrutando de cada pequeña reacción en su rostro. tras un instante de silencio, una sonrisa divertida se dibuja en sus labios antes de añadir: "voy a tener que mantenerte muy cerquita para que no te roben." su sonrisa se ensancha un poco más cuando ella le halaga, aunque algo en su pecho se aprieta con una sensación diferente. no era un hombre tímido, pero la turca tenía algo que hacía que cada cosa que dijera afectara su cuerpo de formas que no podía evitar. incluso ahora, siente el calor subiendo a su rostro, pero no se aparta. en cambio, suelta una leve risa, dejando que su pulgar roce suavemente la mano que aún sostiene entre la suya. sin embargo, su expresión cambia ligeramente cuando ella menciona su regreso a estambul. sylas lo sabía. desde el principio, lo había sabido. pero escucharla decirlo en voz alta es distinto. no responde de inmediato. en su lugar, la guía con pasos confiados hasta la cava, sintiendo un alivio sutil al notar que el lugar estaba desierto. no suelta su agarre cuando entran y cierra la puerta tras ellos. "evie." su tono es suave, pero lo suficientemente firme como para llamar su atención. se acerca un poco más, sus ojos buscando los suyos con una intensidad que no deja espacio para dudas. "entiendo que tal vez no quieras hablar del futuro en estos momentos" comienza, su voz baja, tranquila, sin atisbo de presión. era demasiado pronto ¿no? "y no voy a apresurarte para que digas nada. pero sí quiero dejar en claro mis intenciones." hace una pausa, midiendo sus palabras. no quería ser demasiado intenso con ella, pero tampoco era el tipo de hombre que se guardara sus pensamientos. "cuando llegue el momento de que te vayas… si tú aceptas, te seguiré." es honesto, directo. no hay dudas en su voz, solo la certeza de que quiere estar con ella. "adonde sea que quieras ir. si en ese entonces todavía me quieres a tu lado, yo estaré ahí." su corazón late con fuerza, y sabe que sus mejillas deben estar ardiendo a estas alturas, pero no le importa. "no tienes por qué sentirte presionada por nada" añade rápidamente, queriendo asegurarse de que ella no se sienta atrapada. "lo único que me importa es que estés cómoda. no necesito que me digas nada ahora. solo quería que supieras que quiero ser parte de tu vida de ahora en adelante, si tú me lo permites. realmente me gustas, evren." le sostiene la mirada unos segundos más, dejando que sus palabras se asienten en el aire entre ellos antes de sonreír con suavidad y, con una gracia casi juguetona, añade: "y sí, me gusta el vino."

la comodidad de aquella conversación parece envolverla en un falso estado de calma, cauce en el que se deja llevar con falsa seguridad. una sonrisa se dibuja en el rostro, levantando hombros como si estuviese aceptando a rastras aquella declaración cuando en realidad, se encontraba encantada. "si no queda de otra—" exclama con un suspiro, fingiendo dramatismo. "¿ah sí? ¿y qué más?" cuestiona al escuchar halago, esperando recibir más del adverso. "tú te ves increíblemente apuesto, especialmente así, a mi lado." asegura con la característica seguridad que porta, misma que se alza con orgullo cual bandera al tenerle a esa distancia. ah, hasta verlo sonreír le arremolina los pensamientos. un ligero rubor se apoderara de las mejillas al sentir aquel casto beso y calor invade su cuerpo, quedándose la sensación en los dedos que ahora están enlazados con los de él. "vas a acostumbrarme a esto." expresa cual reclamo, pequeñas alertas formándose en su mente al darse cuenta de la realidad de sus palabras. "y cuando tenga que regresar a estambul será terrible." porque tenía que suceder. se deja guiar con pasos confiados a la cava, inconsciente de que alguien puede verles y llevar aquella información a sus padres, quizá el último pensamiento que cruzaría esa noche por psique. "¿te gusta el vino? porque podemos cambiarlo por lo que prefieras.."

[magical--foot]

- my super cool intro -

my name is nicolò, but you can either call me nico or foot !!!

italian / albanian

15teen years old !!

my birthday is on the 1st of june !!!

trans gender , omni sexual , aego sexual , quoi romantic

dark / com / cross / crack / multi shipper

pro ship / fiction

shota / loli / kodo con

DNI : pro contact , racists , homo / trans phobes , trump supporters

main fandoms : country humans , hetalia , fnaf , genshin impact , honkai star rail , wuthering waves , fran bow

fav CH ships : too many bruv

ship i created (can't stop talking about ts i'm sorry) : furina x gojo , king dice x childe , charlie x webttore , zenitsu x fischl , xiangling x collei

[kmze]

I’m really glad epiccons stop taking ship questions during conventions. I think they stop taking ship questions after what happened with Candice last year with the rude question of “do you think Stefan loved Caroline” or something like that and making Candice uncomfortable. I even remember how Carina was defending steroline on IG because fans can’t stop fighting about how Stefan doesn’t love Caroline xD

Yes! I didn't even know there was no ship questions until you said this but I assumed since no one said anything in my inbox nothing bad happened lol, Candice told them to behave and they did. That question she got last year was so unbelievably rude, I was like "who raised you?" I feel like it comes from this generations desire to be edgelords and go viral. Epic seems like an extremely well organized and run event and more places should be done that way, I bet that's why they get so many actors/actresses to sign-up especially the amount of actresses from the three shows because I noticed with the smaller cons its usually just men. From what I've heard in my inbox and seen of videos the Paris con for whatever reason seems to cause the most drama. I wonder if there's like a small group of European fans who travel to those cons just to ask spicy questions and it seems like it puts some of the actors in foul moods.

Edited to add: Okay so I just found a post on Twitter of someone asking a H*sie question at the event and the person who asked it said the con folks had her reword the question so it wasn't hinting too much towards ships. So yes the epic con folks definitely took precautions this time.

[neverending-poolrooms]

## LEVEL 3 ; THALASSOPHOBIA

>>> Two Time (Forsaken) / Rekrap (Lifesteal) Mixtive

Requested by ; N/A, self indulgent.

There's something in the water...

LEVEL 1 ; POOLROOMS

Name : Caudal , Gecko , Dagger , Revival , Resurge , Dirk , Blunt , Ritual

Pronouns : Hy/Hym , Thxy/Thxm , Shy/Hyr , ?/? , !t/!ts , Watch/Watches , See/Sees , Fear/Fears , Para/Noia/Paranoias , Drop/Drop , Bare/Bare , Attack/Attack , Mut/Mutilation , Blade/Blade , Sneer/Sneer , Bleed/Bleeds , Vio/Violent , Gut/Gutz ,🦎/🦎s , 👁️/👁️s , 🩸/🩸s , 🗡️/🗡️s

Age : 19 - 20

Orientation : Paranoidromantic , Aromantic , Asexual

Gender : Non-binary , PPDthing , Genderfluid

Species : Robloxian , Lizard Hybrid

Roles : Paranoia Holder , Serpent , Prosecutor , PPD Holder , Isolator

Source(s) : Forsaken , Lifesteal SMP

LEVEL 2 ; DIVING SUIT

Likes : Branzy , Playing source (Forsaken) , Escape rooms , Puzzle games , Roblox , Being with loved ones , Lifesteal members / sourcemates , Making AUs , The woods

Dislikes : Strangers / strangers interacting with hym , Getting lost , Loved ones being upset , Losing , Open spaces

Fronting Triggers : Strong feelings of fear / paranoia / anxiety , Source , Talk about Spawn , Music shy likes

Typing Quirk : Replaces S with Z. Short / one-word answers. Typically very proper.

>>> ex: The quick brown fox jumpz over the lazy dog. Fine. Zure. That'z okay. No thank you.

Basic Personality : Cautious , Judgmental , Aggressive , Caring , Protective

Faceclaim : [1] ★ [2] ★ [3]

LEVEL 3 ; THALASSOPHOBIA 

Detailed Personality : Caudal is someone who is often consumed by hys paranoia and grudges. This can lead !t to lashing out at people. Especially those outside of the system. At times, ? will go silent on all social medias or block people mut considers a threat. Gut will judge others and considering them as threats without a second thought and will refuse to budge on the idea. Can often be sarcastic and snippy with people unintentionally. Watch cares deeply for the ones hy loves though, and often worries for them, checking on them often. Prefers to front or co-con with other members silently, so 🦎 can step in if needed.

Song(s) and / or associated musician(s) : spy? by WHOKILLEDXIX , I duckinf hatw you by Ghostemane & Parv0 , The Crane Wives

Aesthetic(s) : (Old) Graveyards , Cryptidcore

ADD-ONS ; ABYSSAL

Hyperfixations : Forsaken , Pressure , Cryptids

Special Interests : Cults , Blade foraging , Animals

Kins : Jackalope Therian

First post... Anyway, this was purely made to help a part gain an identity. Pretty fun to do! :}}

Credits ; [Top Divider] ★ [Water Dividers] ★ [Bottom Divider]

[joesalw]

All of Taylor's albums were tailored to the most popular aesthetic at the time. She didn't make shit popular, she just adapted. Especially when she made the transition into pop music.

True. She's currently jumping fences with rep as well. Making it out to be a goth punk moment and using trendy words like 'female rage'. The album has the most romantic songs she's ever written. C'mon now. The whole record is electropop with some R&B elements thrown into the mix.

She portrays 'Lover' as her social justice warrior era. 'If I was a man, then I'd be the man'. Yeah, we've seen it Taylor. Miss 'me becoming a billionaire is good for the world because I'm a woman'. She makes herself out to be this 'feminist girl's girl' when in reality it couldn't be further from the truth. She's not a feminist and she doesn't want to be the woman that's advocating for women's rights and leads the path for the future generation of women. She wants to be the man at the top. Her motto is literally 'gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, greenhouse gases'.

Another thing is her queer allyship. She's mentioned it when and only when it was profitable to her. During her tour she hadn't said a thing when the number of states signed anti-trans bills and the state of Tennessee where she says she lives *according to her own documentary* banned drag. I don't think she said anything about the anti-abortion legislation either. Her activist era started and ended in 2019.

Don't get me started on her position regarding the BLM movement. She only posted something because her own fans started calling her out and then declared that she's 'ferociously anti-racist'. She positioned herself as an advocate *by herself* and then immediately dipped when it stopped being as profitable. If you don't want to be dragged for your silence about social and political crises, don't proclaim yourself as an activist. Simple as that.

I've also seen the video on Youtube about TS being a narcissist (someone posted it on your blog earlier I think). And the guy in the video brought up her guitar teacher. So I looked him up and found an article where he talks about his experience with the Swifts which he got sued for later. According to the man, Taylor's mother was interested in him teaching her daughter how to play country music and was just a stage mom in general. And TS says that she'd been begging her parents to allow her learn how to play guitar and that she's self-taught. She wants her success story to be a rags to riches so bad I can't even.

She's a woman with an extremely fragile ego where millions of people could be praising her and a single negative comment would set her off. She can't handle any form of criticism, break ups or inconveniences like a grown woman simply because she doesn't have enough emotional intelligence to do so. Her being surrounded by yes men also doesn't help the situation. If i were her, I'd rather invest in a good therapist rather than 2 PJs. She drowns herself in work and relationships so she doesn't have time to go inwards and sit with her thoughts.

I kinda feel bad for her, honestly. She's been in the industry since she was 15 and her success was almost immediate. She doesn't know what the world's like because she's been sheltered her whole life and then had other people do things for her. I don't think she has many real friends as well. By real I mean people who aren't afraid to tell you the truth and are able to call you out in your face. Instead she has a bunch of people who appease her afraid of pissing her off and ending up on her bad side and as a result her vanity grows and she completely loses any sort of perspective whether in her friendships, romantic relationships or maybe even her own family.

I also wonder what she thinks about her fandom pirating her concert film instead of paying to rent it. I sort of hope that her fans are starting to wake up to her conning schemes. I mean, you've already made a shit ton of money from the theatre release, why charging 20$ more to RENT IT?Not even buy it. Or is it another narrative about how 'no one can own my work but me'?

This woman sells well but her cultural impact is almost nonexistent. She hadn't done any good for the world causes or inspired several generations of performers like Michael Jackson has with his philanthropic endeavors and incredible performing skills. The artists like Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Justin Timberlake (bleh) and The Weeknd were hugely influenced by MJ. These artist create their own unique legacy and impact on their communities. Especially the ladies. Gaga's been an avid LGBT+ advocate since the beginning of her career and created a foundation that focuses on issues like self-confidence, well-being, anti-bullying, mentoring and career development. She also participated in anti HIV and AIDS campaigns, spoke against immigration laws in the US, contributed to 2011's earthquake and tsunami relief campaign in Japan. Beyoncé's a huge advocate for the black community and black women especially which always finds its way in her work and visual art in particular. She's been platforming black culture and history for her whole career (2016 Superbowl and Coachella performance are the brightest examples of black american culture and releasing her Lion King album to showcase African artists' excellence). She also has a foundation where she provides black youth scholarships, clean water for communities abroad and housing to families in need in her home state.

What exactly makes Taylor Swift's cultural impact? Thousands of tons CO2 emissions? Music labels putting a clause in the contract so the artists can't re-record their material for 10 years now instead of 5? Making several versions of the same CD or vinyl so the sales are bigger? Mind you, that's all excessive plastic and paper. Some countries and US states are banning gas stoves. Her position regarding artists being paid during the early days of streaming (when the platforms were launching with a free period tial) was right but no one really benefited from it but her. She was shitting on Apple Music, then they offered her money, filmed an ad and released her 1989 Tour DVD exclusively on their platform. She shat on Spotify, then when LWYMMD came out, she was all over their biggest playlists all of a sudden and recorded Spotify Singles later on. Spotify's always promoted her every release like a motherfucker shoving her in every corner of the platform. Especially for the past 3 years. She doesn't have any memorable outfits or unique style to be called a fashion icon either. She's not a trailblazer she thinks she is. She is only popular because a lot of people *mostly ww* who peaked in high school see themselves in her. She's average in everything she does, her writing topes are also the same (only now she started using compound or uncommonly used words to mask it) but she's extremely commercially successful so that those people can see themselves in her. She doesn't have unique music style or chameleon-like discography like Gaga, Bey, MJ, Madonna, Shakira, Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus or Nelly Furtado. She doesn't have a unique singing voice like Bjork, David Bowie, Freddie Mercury, Janis Joplin, MJ or Bob Dylan. She's no instrument prodigy either. And swifties say that 'Michael couldn't play any instruments'. Well, he was an exceptional beatboxer. She can strum 4 guitar chords and play basic piano, that's it. She doesn't have an outstanding dancing and/or vocal skill.

What is she gonna be remembered for? Her numerous relationships with famous men? While that might be misogynistic or sexist to some degree, she's the one who makes her relationships the centre of her music and public persona and brings them up even 10 years after they ended. Her public feuds with men and women that she can't get over years after? This woman is certainly can hold a grudge and is extremely vindictive. The leader of a parasocial cult that blindly defends her bigotry? I believe so. I don't think I've ever seen a fandom as toxic and as hive-minded as swifties. And again, it's Taylor's own creation. She's the one that constantly says 'look closely for the easter eggs' in her content making her fans theorize on every aspect of her life, or 'if you're very loyal I might invite you to MY HOUSE and you can listen to the new album early, we'll take pics and I'll bake you some cookies'. Of course they'll follow your any order. I'm glad I escaped.

Oof, I'll stop here. That's a very long one already

sorry hehe

.

[riotcat103]

hello! just wanted to ask,what are your thoughts on TS guys? from your fav to least fav, or the first character you'll choose to con. to the last character you choose <3 anyways have a good day!

halloo :D

if you'd scroll down my blog you'll already get the hint how much I love Mhin <3 , so obviously they're my top choice

second one is bit of a stretch, I think Kuras? since I really want to break thru the sexy doctors walls, both kinky and literaly since we all know he's hiding something that he doesn't like talking about.

but then again theres Leander, a more suspicious character

and Ais,...idk i wanna met Ocudius

and Vere,like dont get me wrong i love him but i have priorities and he's not one of them/hj , but if you ask me to choose between leander or vere, i'd gladly pick vere and set leander on fire in a lovey dovey way..or not cause i know he'll like that

[aita-alternia]

:(a!ta for assum!ng a s!ng from another bloodcaste?):

:(so ! (8so, purpleblood) grew up wear!ng the s!gn of r!ft. as ! grew up, !ve educated myself on the h!story of my ass!gned l!neage. wh!le ! resemble my born ancestor !n many ways, mostly v!sually, ! do not agree w!th the acts !t has comm!ted, includ!ng blatant hemophob!a and l!ve cann!bal!sm): :(s!nce then, !ve abandonded my born ancestors legacy. however, as ! was look!ng for alternat!ve s!gns that m!ght f!t me !n my bloodcaste, ! found none that made me truly feel represented): :(through my research, ! d!scovered many s!gns of different bloodcastes ! had not yet known of before. one of wh!ch, the s!gn of the pat!ent, a jade s!gn, has part!cularly caught my !nterest. ! deeply sympath!se with !ts assoc!ated ancestor, and have cons!dered adopt!ng !t as m!ne): :(! do fear though that th!s m!ght be seen hemolog!cal appropr!at!on? ! do not see myself as a jadeblood, so !t m!ght come off !n the wrong way. most people !ve talked to about th!s seem to be f!ne w!th !t, some arent. though most people who judged me for th!s have been of higher castes?? so !m really unsure): :(! hope !m not be!ng !nsens!t!ve !f ! were to comm!t to th!s):

[obmessed]

Hi hi 👋😁👋 can you do an au where Piri is with the Latino family/Spanish family, and with Spain as a big happily family well kinda little bit of chaos.

(I mean this doesn't have to be an AU, this could just be scenario where they're visiting each other)

Warning: google translate was used

Not many know this, but Piri has his own version of Spanish. It's called Chavacano, slightly different from actual Spanish but it's so alike that people from Zamboanga can have a Spanish conversation with anyone from Spanish speaking countries.

That being said, Piri actually does know Spanish. As being the personification of the country requires him to be fluent of all the languages and dialects found in his home.

He just pretends not to, to f*ck with people. Especially the Spanish speakers who have trouble with english! Like he'd visit their house, speaks in english which forces the host to also speak in english, and then just reveal in the end that he could've just spoken in Chavacano for them.

Piri: Hey kuya! I have a secret to tell you

Mexico: (struggling) Ah, a secret! W-what is it?

Piri: Tengo mi propia versión de español que hablo con fluidez (I have my own version of Spanish that I speak fluently)

Mexico: ...entonces tienes chistes ¿eh? (So you have jokes, huh?)

The puto over reaction never goes away, but Piri is getting tired of it. 'Oh no, you named your food after swear words!' okay he gets it! That's been long established, so get over it already!

Piri: And for snacks we're having, puto!

Spain: *Gasps*

Piri: Oh shut up, Spain! You know exactly what puto is in my place!

Spain: Could you atleast change it's name? It's still jarring that...that's what you call that thing.

Piri: For your information, it's named after India's puttu. Not everything I have came from you, seriously get over yourself. And even if I want to, I can't, it has already made quite a name for itself that it would be impossible to re-brand it now.

Since America's birthday is also his friendship day with Piri, he ofcourse gets the right to go to his place and celebrate. But there was this time, when Piri asked if he could invite extra guests and Alfred allowed it. And the extra guests happened to be his neighbors from down south. And you know how Spanish birthdays go down.

Cuba: What are you waiting for amigo?...blow the candles

Mexico: Yeah hermano, blow them...

America: Aha, uhh-yeah sure dudes

*Proceeds to get his head be pushed down by the two, but managed to keep it up*

America: P-Phil! Help! Heelp!

Piri: Help? Okay

*Proceeds to push his own hand, on Alfred's head*

America: I meant me! Help me!

Piri: Oooh, I'm already helping them tho, so-

(yeah they definitely act like little sh*ts together)

As the only Asian in the family, the Latinos/Spanish definitely threw some Asian jokes at his way. Not the overly racist ones, just the generally funny ones that makes everyone laugh. Like pretending to be the strict Asian parent that wants their kid to be a doctor.

Most of the time, Piri does find them funny. But other times, he really doesn't have the time for that.

Piri: Spain! I'm here to-!

Spain: (in exaggerated accent) Don't talk to me, till you are doctor

Piri: Wha-? But this is importa-!

Spain: Well are you doctor?

Piri: No, but you're currently under my care as your-

Spain: Then don't talk to me not-doctor-son of mine!

Mexico: Ooooh! Emotional Damage!

Piri: Fine! Deal with your own useless sick ass self then!

Spain: No, wait! I'm sorry-

[mareastrorum]

TF&TS Meta: Otis Brunkel's Character Sheet

Since I am posting another chapter later this week, no WIP Wednesday excerpt today! However, I usually throw out a meta post before each chapter to tide people over.

I might post a little late this week! However, the next chapter should be up no later than Saturday evening.

This post discusses how I developed the character sheet for Otis.

See the directory for other meta posts.

Time to go over the worst gremlin in the story: Otis Brunkel. I won’t go into spoiler territory, but this should give an idea of what I decided to do with the Tombtakers. Let’s talk mechanics.

Otis is a profaned soul, so a blood hunter that “traded” a part of themself to a patron in exchange for power. (I’ll do a longer meta post on my worldbuilding with the various Orders eventually.) However, we don’t know very much about their pact, spells chosen, background, or feats.

Matt mentioned that Otis was able to hide behind Fjord in episode 123 because they were a Lightfoot halfling, which have the Naturally Stealthy ability. In episode 122, Otis spoke in Deep Speech to say grace for the meal in the tower: “Oh, great distant voice, come upon this meal and let us destroy and devour of its sustenance.” Deep Speech is generally spoken by aberrations and mindflayers, which are denizens of the Far Realm. Narratively, there wasn’t much reason to expect that a lightfoot halfling from Trostenwald (also mentioned in 122) would learn Deep Speech, so I suspect they learned it at the Claret Orders or perhaps as part of the pact with their patron. Since it would tie things together nicely, I opted to go with the Great Old One for Otis’s patron, which decides which spells and bonus effects Otis would get from their subclass.

Remember how Otis mentioned in chapter 1 that they’d sell a bit of their soul for a haste spell? Hmmm…

In episode 123, Otis counterspelled Fjord, so that accounts for at least one of their level three spells. Otis also cast Eldritch Blast repeatedly, so that’s one warlock cantrip. In episode 121, they also created a camp fire with just a bundle of grass—which doesn’t match any spell I could find. (I’m also not sure how Otis found any grass in a frozen tundra anyway.) Create Bonfire is a warlock cantrip, it doesn’t require any material components, and causes things to catch fire, but it only lasts up to one minute. So I guess Otis was just repeatedly casting it since Matt didn’t describe any fuel that stayed alight. If anyone figures that out, let me know! However, those are the only spells we saw Otis cast overtly.

It’s possible that Otis took Spider Climb as a level 2 spell, but we didn’t see them actually cast it in episode 117 when they walked up the wall to the threshold crest. It could also be Otis also had an item for that, either enchanted boots or a potion. However, the Nein didn’t loot such a thing from their corpse in episode 133. The only items we knew Otis had were a magical light crossbow that the Nein took in 133 and some kind of leather armor (which the Nein didn’t loot) when Matt described their appearance in 117.

Matt never mentioned enough detail to be certain of Otis’s skill proficiencies, background, or feats. So that’s what we knew from canon and a few of the decisions I made. With that in mind, here’s the character sheet I came up with.

I rolled for stats just to see what I’d get, so I did 4d6 for each and dropped the lowest. I rolled 8, 11, 12, 15, 17, 17, which is a little above average, so I decided to stick with it. Since Otis was a sneaky little shit, I used one of the 17s for Dex, which then got a +2 for being a halfling, then a +1 from an ASI, bringing them to the cap. I felt that was appropriate given that Matt mentioned that Otis “didn’t roll well” to attack Yasha in 123, but still got a 27 to hit, so I figured crazy Dex would help that make sense. Int was the spellcasting ability, so it got the other 17 and a +1 from an ASI. Con got the 15, of course, for better survivability. I almost gave Cha the 8, but I figured Otis probably got a tiny boost for intimidation reasons by being so creepy, and they probably weren’t strong. Thus, Wis got the 12, Cha got 11 bumped to 12 by being a halfling, and Str got the 8.

Now, here��s the thing. In 123, when Otis fired a set of Eldritch Blasts at Caduceus, 2 missed at 12 and 13, and Matt mentioned that he rolled a 2 and a 3. So we know Otis has a +10 to spell attack rolls, but this sheet only provides +9. The only way Otis could get to +10 is either getting to level 17 for another +1 from the proficiency bonus or taking another ASI at level 16 for +2 Int. So it depends on which level Otis had been at, and as I explained in a prior post, all we know is that Otis was at least level 13 while the others were at least level 16 (which means Otis was likely at least level 16). We just don’t know which it would have been. So you get a bit of a sneak peak that one of those things would have to happen by that point in the story.

Of course, that’s assuming that Matt had even used super detailed character sheets instead of simplified stat blocks, and that the story even heads in that direction.

I figured Otis would probably make the most sense as a sneaky one, even though Tyffial’s gone the rogue/blood hunter route. While CritRoleStats noted that Otis seemed rogue-like, Matt never mentioned that they got sneak attack damage. However, that doesn’t mean Otis couldn’t be optimized to fight like a blood hunter version of Nott/Veth. Thus, the weapons, feats, and background all lean into that.

Mystic frenzy allows a weapon attack as a bonus action after casting a cantrip like Eldritch Blast, so that allowed for Otis to use a two-handed crossbow for one shot as a bonus action. Their fighting style also gives them a +2 with the crossbow. I gave them a +1 crossbow for the magic enchantment, though that wasn’t confirmed in stream. However, Otis dealt 11 piercing damage in one shot to Yasha, and that would be in range with +5 dex and +1 from the weapon that uses a 1d8. I could have taken the Crossbow Expert feat just so Otis could fire twice with the crossbow, but Matt didn’t do that in episode 123 when the Otis attacked Yasha/owl, so I opted to pass on it for consistency.

I also gave Otis +1 armor because all of the Tombtakers’ armor lit up for Caleb’s Detect Magic in 117. We don’t actually know Otis’s AC because every attack the Nein did on Otis was either when they were Halted (via Command), a 25 to hit, a save roll, or an area of effect. So it’s somewhere below 25. 18 is pretty nice, but it couldn’t be too over the top or the Nein would have no chance.

I gave Otis the Tough feat (bonus HP) because they’re a blood hunter and it’d be reasonable that they would be pretty tough as a Tombtaker, even if their strength sucks. The Eldritch Adept feat was a requirement since they didn’t multiclass into warlock; Otis used the Grasp of Hadar pretty much every round they cast an Eldritch Blast. It’s a very useful ability, as showcased in chapter 1.

Otis should probably have some magic items at this point in their career, and I wanted them to make sense for how sneaky they are. Before I started browsing, I decided one would be an attunement item and the other would be either a consumable or a recharging item. After all, it would have to be something that Otis either looted somewhere and decided to keep, or they bought it and price wasn’t really a hassle. With that in mind, I chose the Gloves of Thievery for +5 to sleight of hand and lockpicking, then a Wand of Magic Detection. This fits well with their sticky fingers, and it would help explain how Otis swiped the bag of holding from Fjord. (I could have also taken a background with proficiency in Sleight of Hand, but I preferred this option.)

Also, no biggie, but Otis is fucking loaded. Man, I wonder where all that coin came from. Maybe from 5+ years of working as a mercenary and a few months bodyguarding a member of the Cerberus Assembly who offered the Nein tens upon tens of thousands of gold for the same job. I mean, that’d make sense for them to keep a fuckton of that pay if they were decently attentive with their coin, especially living in a cheap place like Shadycreek Run. It sure would be weird if they were dirt poor after so many years of such lucrative work, reaching a high level, living a relatively modest lifestyle, and being experienced enough to realize they should demand at least some pay in advance when they go on long-term jobs.

/stares into the camera

Some people enjoy incompetent villains, but I sure don’t.

Lastly, Otis’s spells. With the way profane soul spells progress, Otis would have had 3 cantrips, 3 level one spells, 3 level two spells, and 1 level three spell. As mentioned above, Eldritch Blast and Create Bonfire made sense, and I chose Mage Hand for the third because that is gonna piss Nott off. I had nothing to go off for level 1 spells, but I figured Expeditious Retreat would be necessary due to their low walking speed (25ft before level 10). Charm Person and Illusory Script also matched the background I chose and would have been useful for sneaking around solo on the Tombtakers’ behalf. (What’s that you say? Monsters don’t read and Charm Person only works on humanoids? Don’t worry about it.) Detect Thoughts was from Revealed Arcana at level 7. Then Hold Person (That doesn’t work o— Don’t worry about it.), Spider Climb, and Invisibility for level two spells, all sensible for sneaking. Lastly, it had to be Counterspell for level three.

That’s about it. Wait, I didn’t discuss why Otis’s background is Criminal/Blackmailer.

Don’t worry about it.

[lwlrence]

how to tell (night schemes) u gonna have a good day out soon (this the acc. met office (allah says 'the vibes are okay if ur gay, hey (lumineers reference)'

Joseph (12:16)

وَجَآءُوٓ أَبَاهُمْ عِشَآءًۭ يَبْكُونَ ١٦

Then they returned to their father in the evening, weeping.

shaitaan givs

meaning (shit talk but tru)

outside (night looks gud tho)

wife get ideas (u said the body of god is u but ok.)

what not to do at night

sing

dance

behave

how sodoff gonnorhea masjids say it:

stf. u. that allah sh*ts on ur haya for a living (hiya)

gay men can do that. but we, (who?) nobody (djinns sh*t on u for u for 'beiIEiViNg'; ayah, bastards do what we do and act the opposite. (allah comes to us. for money, not the hoes (contradicts the entire masjid to eat sh*t where they cannot pay (church prophet)

angels say bismillah like u do (anti tilda swinton fanbases are held there (military)

do wut u wont

allah is... for americans, hei ese

i did not do it

still doesnt count if u pay me tho (thats why we still have rent)

allah can...

u????????????

but the fcker still has that to sport his opinion stylllllll (i'm only young with a 7.6+ lightyear old (as my father had it) for a brain i can't achieve the will to find love to a man who pays them (littl. but he sees them as playsets (he means no harm) to claustrophobically give advice to u like this (an u met one a day age to carry ur wife's robes with it (is why u still laugh at ur own jokes (he is grandmaster snooker finale repping ur boredom T-20 series edition joke of Pakistan zindabad raheem in the family paradox u cared less about (u still want to punch him in the face for this:

ha ha, u still pay rent when you should have been gods (thats shirk)

u r so dumb (u kno hollywood off by heart an u still got this (what u told them)

allah knew best (they conned u)