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I was raised on Florence + the machine so before all the swifties discover her bc of ttpd I WAS HERE FIRST!!!!!!
#I hate gatekeeping unless it’s already mainstream artists#lilly talks#Florida!!!#taylor swift#florence and the machine#ttpd#the tortured poets department
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when taylor said i was tame i was gentle till the circus life made me mean! when taylor said dont you worry folks we took out all her teeth!! when taylor said WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME!!! WHEN TAYLOR SAID WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!!
#taylor swift#taylornation#tw taylor swift#please just save your ''she writes like a 5 year old 🤓👆'' comments for someone who gives a flying fuck because it aint me#we are lovers here if you wanna hate make your own post#okay but that one post thats like ' ''the asylum where they raised me'' girl you mean the christmas tree farm' nvnvndnkdjek#yeah thats funny#also 'we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist' like girl what. what are you talking about lmfao#this is my post i can larp as a hater if i want to#the tortured poets department#ts tpd#whos afraid of little old me#bangerrrr i was like mildly iffy on it at first but its hands down one of my favs at this moment#also florida!!!#another banger indeed#ive been listening to the first half of the album cause my gf wants to listen to the second half together since we did with the first half#and theyre pretty much all bangers imo#just listen to the tortured poets department okay its really good
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I'm convinced that all the swifties losing their minds over her new album have never read real poetry or have read any 'tortured poets', because if they did they would know that she absolutely isn't one. I'm not by any means knowledgeable about poetry. However, I did spend my whole morning yesterday reading Anna Akhmatova's Rekviem and crying, and I don't know how anyone who has read poetry like that can go around calling Taylor a 'tortured poet'.
#not sports#Obviously you don't have to experience what Anna did to be a good poet#And I don't like the idea that experiencing trauma inherently makes you a better artist#But if you want to talk about expressing trauma through poetry I feel like Rekviem is an example of a masterpiece#the tortured poets department#anti taylor swift
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my opinion on The Tortured Poets Department? it doesn't exist to me. i think you're going a bit crazy there, actually. Taylor Swift doesn't have an 11th album--unless you count the Taylor's Version of 1989.
#taylor swift#a froggit's ribbits#I HATE TTPD#i will listen to folklore and red and 1989 and evermore midnights on repeat#but i hate hate *hate* the tortured poets department#i thought this album was gonna be so good#a piece about how the music industry pressures artist to over-produce so much#that they put every bit of emotion into their work#making it an unhealthy coping mechanism where they expect all the bad things in their life to go away once they put it into words#(which she said in the twitter post talking about the meaning of the album)#but NOOOOO#Taylor's too busy in Holiday House crying because repulblicans don't like her to actually put effort into an album#and don't even say it's because it's a “sad album”#i love “folklore” and “evermore” yet i would chose “did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd” over ttpd any day
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My top 5 in TTPD
imgonnagetyouback
But Daddy I Love Him
C or S or S or M
Down Bad
Fresh Out The Slammer
#omfg I love this album#definitely a top tier album#I’ve been listening to it all week#other artists? don’t know them#CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE HAYLOR REFERENCE THO#I’ll make a pot about it soon let me just graduate lol#taylor swift#the tortured poets department
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SYLAS ØDEGÅRD — 28. Nacido y criado en Oslo, Noruega. Artista; Pintor y escultor. Amante de la naturaleza y los animales. Siempre buscando la siguiente aventura — biografía. tablero. imágenes.
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"definitivamente." responde sin problema alguno, una sonrisa juguetona empezando a asomarse por los labios. "mi premio será ir dentro con toda la calma del mundo mientras que todos se estresan tratando de encontrar la salida." asegura, ya lo podía imaginar, los que corrían, los que entraban en crisis por perderse, los que se rendían y se tiraban al suelo a esperar ser rescatados, tantas opciones posibles. no quería juzgarles, sólo pensaba que harían buenas imágenes para estudiar después, sus mejores esculturas salían de inspiración de momentos negativos, mientras que las pinturas solían venir de emociones positivas. "¿entonces? ¿te vas a esforzar por ganar?"
Soltó una risita entre dientes. “ Nos subestiman demasiado, ¿tenemos diez años o algo así? Todavía podría interesarme si fuera un niño y me regalaran un pony ” no tenía pies ni cabeza. Creyó que dicho evento sería sobre algo mejor, no un concurso sobre paciencia. Empero, estaba a punto de entrar al laberinto. “ ¿Acaso quieres perder a alguien? Suena divertido ”
#the tortured artist department — talks.#the tortured artist department — ft. archieths.#todo bieeen! ¿y tú qué tal?
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Quick lazy draw
#artists on tumblr#drawn#drawinyourstyle#hand drawn#tumblr draw#my draws#drawing#ordinary#original character#original art#questioning#life crisis#quick art#quick sketch#quick doodle#quick drawing#don't copy#don't mind me#don't stop talking about palestine#silly little guy#silly art#sillyposting#help#he's so silly#the tortured poets department#the voices
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verses.
#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ straight from the tortured poets department‚ death \ main . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ art is not what i create‚ what i create is chaos‚ ahs hotel \ alt . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ i read about it in a book when i was a precocious child‚ living \ pre death . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ so i think it’s time‚ for a different twist in the storyline‚ living \ survival . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ i’ll save all my romanticism for my inner life‚ author \ modern . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ my heads chained down by the voices‚ so i thank god that walls can’t talk‚ later years . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ foolish the doctor who despises the knowledge acquired by the ancients‚ doctor grayson md-phd . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ a great artist is either before his time or behind it‚ thomas m. grayson . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ verse ┊ you’re dripping like a saturated sunrise‚ son of the artists \ modern . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ 001 ┊ you’ll be long gone by the end of this tale‚ immortal tomb \ death . 📖#& ── ⠀❪ 002 ┊ and for a fortnight there we were‚ creative soul \ death . 📖
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I APOLOGIZE IF ITS A LITTLE TOO MUCH, JUST A LITTLE TOO SOON
kirishima x reader
thoughts on how kirishima acts in a relationship
inspired by so american
eijiro kirishima, who texts you goodmorning and goodnight religiously. you're the first person he wants to talk to in the morning and the last person he wants to hear from before he drifts off. his face turns almost as red as his hair and eyes whenever his phone lights up with a buzz, seeing that you've replied to him. he saves your contact with a <3 right next to your name. your photo is a picture he snapped of you wearing one of his tank tops, sitting loosely on you. normally his sculptured biceps fill out the fabric to the brim, but he prefers the way you wear it. he wants to stare at you every time he picks up the phone in the morning to text you.
eijiro kirishima, who lets you help him dye his hair after the third time you insist on it. he feels a slight hint of embarrassment, thinking its un-manly to need help with a simple task, but after the first couple of rounds he insists on you doing it. he loves the way your fingers weave delicately through his hair, touching up his roots and treating him like he’s a glass sculpture. and afterwards while he waits for it to set he’ll help you with menial tasks in return- like finishing your algebra (not that he’s any better, but he means well) or making you a quick dinner. he’s an expert when it comes to self-care, and knows that working out and eating well isn’t healthy if its not accompanied by nourishing your happiness. he knows what candy’s to bring to pick up for you while he’s purchasing his dye, what movies to play in the background while he’s letting his hair soak, and exactly how to hug you when it’s all done.
eijiro kirishima, who becomes a sucker for sappy love songs once you get him introduced to it. at first, he hums along to your playlist in the car. then he’s following the artists you like on instagram and keeping up with their recent music. then it’s actively going out of his way to listen to them because each line about love and longing is about you. he makes a playlist titled [y/n] <3 and its all the songs that have made you come up in his head. little do his gym friends know that he’s streaming the tortured poets department while he’s lifting weights DOWN BAD CRYING AT THE GYM ANYONE
eijiro kirishima, who absolutely loves anything you create. muffins, bread, brownies- you’ve suddenly tested his willpower when it comes to his rigid diet. but he can’t help himself- everything tastes better when he knows you’ve put the time and effort into it. with so many eyes watching the young hero, he often forgets to properly feed himself- which is when you come in, always reminding him to eat. when he’s not looking, you’ll slip an extra treat or two in his bag, and come home greeted with a hug and kiss of gratitude for keeping his tummy full.
eijiro kirishima, who comes to you seeking refuge from his insecurities. he has quirk envy badly, sometimes just staring at the heroes he sees around him and wonders how he could ever live up to them. he feels as though he pails in comparison, not knowing how to articulate his worries into words. sometimes he’ll simply hug you, resting his chiseled chin on your shoulder while a huff escapes his lips. he doesn’t need to say anything because you know him. you know how he gets in his head. so you kiss his temples and remind him that he is exactly how he should be. that he’s enough. enough to be strong. enough to be a great hero. enough to be the red riot you love so much. he’s enough for you. and thats what plants are smile on his face as he leans in to kiss you. it’s enough for him too.
eijiro kirishima, who loves showing you off at the gym. mostly to his friends, who comment on how he seemingly never shuts up about you- but a part of him finds pride in the jealous stares others give him. he almost wants to give them a look of ‘i know, right?’ while they admire your beauty, the way you look when sweat ripples down your skin and your cheeks are flushed pink. but he feels sorry for them. sorry that they can’t have you they he’s got you. his eyes sparkle when he sees you pushing yourself, feeling inspired that he now has someone to be so proud of. he’s always proud of you.
eijiro kirishima, who worries he’ll mess it up with you. that it’s all too good to be true- that theres no way he got so lucky so young. he worries you’ll grow bored, tired, or sick of him. he worries you aren’t as in love with him as he is with you. because eijiro kirishima is so, so in love with you. he knows this is love because he sees more than just a high-school fling, he sees the future. he sees someone he will always run to with open arms. and when you kiss him back, arms wrapped around him in a tender embrace, he gets the feeling that you’re so in love with him, too.
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suelta una pequeña risa, era algo nuevo para él encontrar tan activa compañía en uno de estos eventos. "bueno, no es tan dramático como suena, pero digamos que la naturaleza y yo tenemos una relación complicada. una vez, en noruega, mientras hacía senderismo para buscar inspiración, un ciervo joven me embistió. creo que me confundió con un rival o enemigo, pero estoy seguro de que no me veo tan amenazante." bromea, mostrando una sonrisa. "otra vez, mientras esbozaba junto a un lago en áfrica, una serpiente casi se cuela en mi mochila. ahí aprendí a revisar dos veces antes de sentarme en cualquier lado." hace un pequeño gesto con las manos, como si ya se resignara a ser un imán para estos encuentros. "y, por supuesto, en brasil, una vez me perdí tratando de seguir a un tucán. terminé con un tobillo torcido, pero al menos conseguí un buen boceto." su tono es ligero, como si estas experiencias fueran parte de la diversión. cuando escucha su siguiente pregunta, su expresión se suaviza, y hay un destello más reflexivo en su mirada. "no suelo tener temáticas fijas. dejo que lo que siento en el momento me guíe. pero he notado un patrón curioso... mis esculturas tienden a salir de emociones negativas, como si moldearlas me ayudara a liberar todo eso. en cambio, mis pinturas suelen ser... más positivas, más llenas de vida, como si compensaran lo otro." sus ojos brillan mientras añade "la flora y la fauna son mi mayor inspiración. no importa dónde esté, siempre hay algo que me asombra, ya sea un detalle en una hoja o la forma en que un animal se mueve. supongo que la naturaleza siempre encuentra la forma de colarse en lo que hago, aunque a veces me pase factura, pero igual he hecho retratos, aunque eso es más raro." explica, imaginando que ha hablado demasiado ya, tampoco era su deseo terminar por aburrirla.
parpadea, sorprendido por su entusiasmo, y una sonrisa ligera pero genuina cruza su rostro. "definitivamente elegiste bien tu camino. tienes esa energía que llama la atención, como si simplemente pertenecieras frente a una cámara." sus palabras llevan un tono de admiración sincera. tras unos segundos de consideración, el castaño se mueve ligeramente, cambiando su posición para encontrar el ángulo perfecto, dejando que la luz y las flores enmarquen la escena. sujeta la cámara con firmeza y la levanta, esbozando una pequeña sonrisa antes de hablar. "vamos a probar algo sencillo. trata de transmitir un sentimiento positivo, algo que realmente sientas ahora mismo. no te preocupes por posar demasiado. solo deja que fluya." sugiere con voz tranquila, animándola a relajarse mientras se prepara para capturar el momento. con la cámara en posición, sus ojos se enfocan en ella a través del visor. "confía en lo que sientes, no necesitas nada más." dice con suavidad, su tono dejando claro que está dispuesto a esperar hasta que el momento sea perfecto. su mirada brilla con anticipación, listo para inmortalizar lo que sea que ella decida expresar.
' oh, no puedes decir algo como eso y dejarme con la intriga. ' comenta burlona, aunque sus ojos brillan con auténtico interés y mantiene una sonrisita cómplice. ' ¿accidentes con la naturaleza? ahora necesito saber más. ' hace un gesto con la mano, animándolo a continuar si quiere, ni siquiera tiene que ser toda la historia, con algún que otro detalle jugoso se conforma. es demasiado curiosa como para no preguntarlo. como demostración de su poca capacidad de contenerse ante las interrogantes, agrega otra: ' ¿qué tipo de cosas sueles pintar o esculpir? ¿te centras en algo específico o simplemente dejas que la inspiración te lleve? ' le fascina saber cómo funciona el proceso creativo de otros artistas, ella misma se considera como una y tiene sus propios métodos para hacer lo suyo con éxito. cuando propuesta ajena llega a sus oídos, blonda abre los ojos con evidente entusiasmo, su sonrisa ampliándose y su rostro iluminándose en consecuencia. ' ¿una foto? ¡me parece genial! ' responde con emoción, girándose para observar las flores a su alrededor como si ya estuviera analizando el mejor ángulo. ' adoro estar frente a las cámaras. soy actriz, o bueno, estudio para serlo, así que este tipo de cosas son mi elemento. ' vuelve la mirada hacia su interlocutor con un brillo alegre en los ojos. ' puedes pedirme las poses que quieras, o incluso sugerirme un papel. si tienes algo en mente para la foto, intentaré transmitirlo. ¿una emoción, una historia, un concepto? ¡estoy completamente dispuesta a ser tu modelo! '
#the tortured artist department — talks.#the tortured artist department — ft. poppyv.#aaaa#me alargué terriblemente!#disculpa
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66th Annual Grammy Awards | Los Angeles, CA | February 4, 2024
Schiaparelli gown
In my eyes, a Schiaparelli look should be an uncontested slam dunk. So for this look to, in my opinion, not fly quite as high as befits the beautiful work of Daniel Roseberry is almost a greater disappointment than an average look on its own. To opt for a designer that is known for its surrealism and its beautifully eerie ethereal strangeness but to tamp it down to what I mistook as a Vivienne Westwood gown and strip it of any possible Schiaparelli beautiful weirdness feels like a huge missed opportunity. Especially when it could have really been magical and interesting and a fashion risk for Taylor.
But I also understand that she had a vision. And she molded the designer to fit her and that vision.
It’s a look that I feel falls on an Easter Egg’s sharpened sword. The draping akin to tangled bedsheets, the Victorian cameo-esque appearance of the watch choker from afar, the dramatic opera gloves, the corset back, and the black and white colour scheme feel pulled from (or inspired by) what we now know is the forthcoming album formerly known as ‘TS11’: Tortured Poets Department. And if Taylor’s admission that this project has been in the works for the last two years is anything to go by, it also throws into sharp relief the schoolgirl plaids, the dark academia loafers, and the shadowy colour palette her street style has often centered on in recent months.
There are so many beautiful elements to pull apart here that feel sacrificial in the name of early evocation of what could be a scholarly-sounding (or perhaps sapient-sounding) album based on the cover and intro language. The gown has a beautiful shape (the waist cinching!) and is a fascinating colour choice that could read suffragette or bride depending on who’s asked (and isn’t that in itself an intentional diametric “Lavender Haze” worth dissecting?). But the black accessories (presumably in service of Tortured Poets) overcooks it. I think a low bun, single strand of diamonds, and closed toe pumps could have gone a long way in styling (I’ll let the trendy gloves stay - in combination with the white gown they’re giving Princess Kate at the BAFTAs, no?).
The biggest point of all is that Taylor understands the connect between her music and her style (I should know - I spend 350+ pages talking about it in my upcoming book Taylor Swift Style: Fashion Through the Eras). She also understands the role her style plays in cementing moments in her career to milestones. This moment. This gown. It joins a trio of looks as her most memorable and significant: her AOTY wins. This look will forever be enshrined in slideshows depicting the new precedent she has set for any artist - male or female. And what a win it is for an album I love so much. Knowing that, it feels even more fascinating to me that she’d use this moment as a bridge to another project and not honouring the album in question.
Worn with: Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and Giuseppe Zanotti heels
Photos by Matt Winkelmeyer and Gilbert Flores via Getty Images
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i declare
thinking about the tortured poets department the song, and the charlie puth line, and how maybe like, the act of declaring he should be a bigger artist helps place the song into the greater timeline.
because it’s a sort of weird thing to say in 2024 of an artist that’s no longer up and coming.
charlie puth got his start in youtube in the late 2000’s and released his debut single in february 2015. and leading up to that he had several EP’s and promotional singles. it made me curious, at what point might the people en masse start to pay him attention? i checked google trends and as you can see here he gets a huge jump between the 2014 and 2015 data.
(he then gets a further jump toward 2016 when he did a promo single featuring megan trainor, and then doing “see you again” with wiz khalifa. (coincidentally this song becomes one of the guest duets featured in the 1989 tour movie))
and i was looking around at articles from this time period, when i ran into this tasty morsel:
so i clicked on through
take a little ride with me
so to summarize, charlie puth had his breakout star peak over the course of roughly 2014-2016, during which he was up for an award at the 2015 MTV VMAs. he doesn’t win, and in fact, he loses out to taylor herself! later on in the article it talks about him going to an after party and hanging out with taylor selena and others. so it had me thinking, i could almost imagine taylor talking with her friends that year or that night, or even declaring to charlie himself in the wake of his loss and her win, in a giddy manner, at the party they are reported as having talked at, that he deserves more success than he gets. in this way i came to the conclusion that the timeframe of 2015-ish (rather than 2023) really fits the spirit of the lyric “we declared charlie puth should be a bigger artist”
and
yes.
yes fam.
the 2015 vmas was that vma’s.
that vmas.
let me pull quote an excerpt from the billboard article as i included above, just to emphasize:
4:40 PM: Charlie has the good fortune to walk the carpet in the wake of Taylor Swift’s gaggle of supermodel friends, including “Bad Blood” star Karlie Kloss, leading photographers to alternately yell “Charlie! Karlie! Charlie! Karlie!” as if it were a hectic version of Name Game. While on the carpet, Puth chats with multiple news outlets, and later he says of the dealing with the paparazzi, “It’s amazing that we view people in unnatural states and just love it. I don’t really understand it — it just makes me very uncomfortable. But, whatever. I’m so appreciative to be here.”
such a fun convergence of events, don’t ya think?
and just a few extra points i thought i’d add:
first, i don’t know how many of you remember how taylor was behaving that evening, but don’t you think she was giving major golden retriever energy??
both in how she was chasing after karlie that night,
and also… call me crazy but, her hairstyle??
(also she’s in a houndstooth print, har har)
and i can kind of envision this taylor, who brought the whole bad blood music video crew as her entourage, having more than several bars of chocolate at hand for everyone that night, but ending up eating them all herself 😆
and another thing that helps tie the song to this time period (maybe some of you have guessed?) the line “who else decodes you?” is extra apt because… *da da-da daaaaa*
🤗 karlie had just embarked on her coding journey!
on a more solemn note? i don’t think it requires too much of a stretch of the imagination to see “but you awaken with dread” “i chose this cyclone with you” among other lines pointing to the new layer of stress taylor probably was harboring around being with karlie in public. because this is all taking place in the year directly following kissgate 🥺
so there you have it folks! this is why the tortured poets department is a kaylor song to me 😌
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estaba apoyado contra un poste cercano, con un cigarrillo en la mano y una expresión despreocupada, cuando escucha la pregunta. deja escapar una pequeña risa baja, suficiente para que se note pero sin ser invasiva al espacio y finalmente dirige su mirada hacia ella. "para nada, mis hermanos pueden quedarse esto, el negocio y todo lo demás." asegura, no le interesa ni la herencia ni la sociedad, le parece demasiado pretenciosa para sus gustos. "vine voluntariamente, aunque no lo parezca, es entretenido... tantas personalidades fuertes juntadas por obligación, siempre hay algo que sale mal. no me lo iba a perder."
“¿También te obligaron a venir a esto o realmente te interesa toda esta estupidez de la Sociedad?” le pregunto a le persone que sintió cerca de ella antes de darle un sorbo a su copa de champagne, aunque su mirada estaba fija en el laberinto al que faltaba poco para entrar.
#the tortured artist department — talks.#the tortured artist department — ft. sxozkurt.#holaa <3#si tienes mucho puedes ignorarlo!
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Q's 10 Favorite Jumpers, Rated and Reviewed By 007
With Rebuttals (and Revised Rebuttals) from the Quartermaster Himself
Gifted to @foxsoulcourt over on Station Pacific, just for being awesome!
Fits Q like a glove and the shade sets off Q's lovely winter complexion. 9/10.
Didn't this ridiculous business of seasonal color analysis go out when I was still in primary school? You're dating yourself, 007.
Well, somebody has to, since you wouldn't let me take you out for a drink last night.
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Color less garish than usual, but fuzzy texture makes Q look like he's growing mold. Off-putting. At least, as off-putting as is possible for a man of Q's caliber. 6/10.
It's mohair, you heathen, not mold!
And stop talking about my 'caliber' if you
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The color washes out your complexion. You ought to stick to darker shades, dear. Still, this one fits you snugly and the knit is thin enough that I can see your nipples when it's chilly in the server room. 8/10, it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
You are no longer allowed in the server room when I'm in there, effective immediately, lest I file a complaint with Human Resources. Stop looking at my nipples. (And there's a phrase I never thought I'd have to use when addressing a colleague at Her Majesty's Secret Service.)
I live to defy expectations.
Color does marvelous things for Q's eyes but the squiggles give me vertigo. 5/10.
Get your eyes checked, old man, and stop blaming my jumpers for your vision difficulties!
Ranking has dropped to 4/10 due to Q's insolence. Be nicer to me, or I'll be the one to file a complaint with HR. Age discrimination is against regulations, my dear.
Stop calling me that
I don't really think you're that old
You do need reading glasses though
I never thought I'd see the day 007 cites regulations to me.
Why are there so many bars and blocks? Why isn't the jumper one harmonious shade of gray? Atrocious. 3/10.
It's comfortable
It reminds me of that time you
Don't lie, I've caught you looking at me when I was wearing th
It's considered artistic, 007, but of course you wouldn't know anything about that.
Grand old warship, Q. Nothing more.
Don't be ridiculous, of course you're more than
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Reminds me of my grandfather. Deeply disturbing that I still want to shag Q even when he dresses like my grandfather. 2/10, will be reporting the quartermaster to Dr. Wilson for damaging my psyche.
You will do no such thing. That poor woman has enough to bear as it is. Overseeing your routine psych screenings is enough to warrant hazard pay.
I've caught you looking at me in this one too
You don't own this one, but you should. Let me buy it for you, darling. 10/10, would tug you into a broom cupboard during your lunch hour and undo the buttons with my teeth.
What is your obsession with Tom Ford
I don't see why
You say things like this but then you never follow throu
Why did you cancel our dinner the other nigh
I am not the sort of gentleman who permits himself to be despoiled in broom cupboards, thank you very much.
Puts me in mind of those odd little sailor suits posh people used to make their children wear. I think someone put me in one, once, ages ago. 1/10, you already look young enough to make me feel like a filthy old man, no need to make it worse.
I wouldn't mind if you were a bit 'filthier', actua
Well, if the shoe fits.
And you scold me about wasting money with damaged equipment and bloodied suits. Look at the price tag on this. Outrageous. 10/10, worth every penny, you're delectable in this one.
I only bought it to treat myself after
It was my birthday and i
You said you were taking me out for dinner for the occasion but then you
…Thank you.
I'd ask what I've done to deserve this torture, but I suppose I already know the answer to that. 0/10, I will have burned this one by the time you've read this list, and I apologize for nothing.
You know exactly what you've done, yes.
Three million pounds of my department funding for heaven's sake
Not to mention the fact that you canceled our dinner after I
And I hardly bought this to torture you. I don't buy my clothes with you in mind, 007. Don't be so arrogant.
And if that isn't an empty threat and you've actually broken into my flat and destroyed my personal property, I'll have your head.
My. How forward of you, Q. Well, I'll have to insist you take me out to dinner first. Then you can have whatever bits of me you like.
Don't be vulgar, you menace.
Not unless you're going to follow through on
You're the one who backed out of the dinn
Did you really burn it?
It was a threat to national security. Could sear a man's eyes right out of his skull. It had to go.
The cats agreed with me. They didn't put up any protest when I pilfered from your wardrobe.
For heaven's sake.
Then they're getting their least favorite flavor of tinned food for supper. And you're not getting dinner from me at all.
Now, I hope I'm not being punished for cancelling on you last week.
Of course I'm not
I don't see why you
You
...
You're being punished for wasting your day reviewing my jumpers rather than completing your overdue AARs. Please allow me to direct your attention to the rather large pile of paperwork with your name on it.
Sod the paperwork.
Q. I'm sorry I cancelled. You have no idea how sorry. But something came up.
I'm sure it did.
Something to do with the job.
...
Some internal business. Something had to be taken care of.
Somebody had to be taken care of.
...
Mallory told me not to discuss it with any of the department heads just yet. I handled it, but the job won't be declassified until tomorrow. Expect Tanner to call you and the others in for a meeting in the morning.
...Oh.
Well.
You should've told me sooner.
Q, I'm shocked! You're saying I should've gone against Mallory's direct orders and disclosed classified material to you against his will?
Of course that what I'm saying, you filthy hypocrite. You could've told me. I would've been discreet.
I know you would've been. That's not the point.
...
...Bond?
I'm trying to keep you out of trouble these days.
Trying not to be the man who ruins your career.
You've never
If that's how you feel then why
Even if you did, I'd
Rather unflattering that you assume I can't take care of myself.
I can, I'll have you know. And I never asked you to protect me. I can protect myself...and I can protect you in the bargain, thank you very much. I'm rather good at it, in fact.
Well, I can't argue with you there.
...
...?
Suppose we don't wait for tomorrow's meeting.
Suppose I take you out to dinner and tell you all about the whole sordid business tonight.
...You're planning on disclosing confidential intel in the middle of an Italian restaurant?!
Suppose we skip the restaurant.
Suppose I bring a couple of curries round to your flat and we talk about it there.
The flat you recently burglarized.
Let's not dwell on the past, dear.
Besides, I think the cats are warming up to me.
And I've got an overdue birthday present for you.
...Dare I ask what it is?
A replacement for the jumper I burned. A whole new ensemble, in fact.
Something much better than anything in your wardrobe. Much worthier of you. Something to show off those good looks of yours.
Will you let me give it to you this evening?
...Ah.
Well, I was going to ask what I should wear when you come over, since you have such strong opinions on the matter.
But if you're bringing a new outfit along, perhaps I shouldn't bother to put anything on at all?
Darling, I always said you were a genius.
19:00 tonight, your place. I'd say 'dress to impress', but I think your idea is best.
There's no improving on perfection, after all.
Do you really
I want you to
For God's sake, if you don't make good on your promises this time, I'll
19:00, then. I trust you know the address
Please try to be on time, 007.
For you, Q?
I'll be early.
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Oh. My. God.
Okay so, we all know Gracie Abrams is a very talented artist and she’s blowing up recently, as she should! But because of the mass coming out theory, I tend to pay attention to her lyrics more than I probably would otherwise, just like I do with Taylor Swift for obvious reasons (cough cough in gaylor…).
Close To You started playing earlier today, and I’m so intrigued!
To start off with the lyric “Under pink light in June”… June is pride month. Of course I reacted when I heard this lyric! And also… “pink light” immediately makes me think of the pink and orange lights Taylor uses to flag the lesbian colours throughout the Eras Tour! I’ve tried looking for pics with pink light from June 2024 and June 2023, but I haven’t found anything exciting so far! Anyone reading this, feel free to help me figure out what this lyric really means!
I do think it’s significant! Why? Because if you listen closely, you can hear something I can best describe as a glitch exactly when that lyric plays 👀
“We were supposed to be just friends”, anyone?
(That line is literally a summation of “Close To You” to me- like, the whole song just gives the vibes of having a massive crush on a girl best friend. Ya know?)
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I recommend listening to this! The glitch is at 00:27!
You still here? Good! I have even better stuff to say! Have some patience while I get to the best part 👀
Of course, we have the “Now your mouth is moving cinematic timing”. And we have this:
Has anybody else noticed that Gracie’s mouth has become clearer lately?
(Tumblr wouldn’t let me put another video here for some reason, so here you can find it in a separate post I made! Look at that, and then look at the video above. See the clear difference? 👀) For me it seems like Gracie is trying to say “Pay attention to what I’m saying and singing. Listen carefully and closely. We’re getting closer and closer to the big reveal. Have patience. We’re almost there.”
And here comes the best part!
We all know The Manuscript. The last song on the last album Taylor Swift has released, The Tortured Poets Department. Fucking heartbreaking to listen to when you know the meaning behind it. If you ask me, The Manuscript is basically Taylor saying goodbye to her fans and announcing that this is the end. “Now and then I re-read the manuscript, but the story isn’t mine anymore”…
I mean, c’mon, it’s the last lyric too! Of the last song… of the last album she’s released! This is a goodbye if I’ve ever seen one.
But that’s not what interests me the most about this song! Not right now, at least. Because here’s the thing. If you listen closely between the first and second verse of the song, you can hear the sound of a pen against paper… writing something.
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I’ve read theories about that symbolising Taylor signing the contract that made her lose ownership of her songs. I’m sure you know what contract I’m talking about. I, however, don’t think that’s what it means, and I don’t think that’s what the song is about. I think the sound of the writing is simply Taylor writing The Manuscript. But there’s more to it than that!
If you scroll back up to listen to the Close To You instrumental I so helpfully provided you with, and start playing it at 2:46-3:09, you might notice something… yup, that’s right.
Doesn’t it sound just like a pen writing down something on paper? 👀 Oh, I’m SO sure!
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