#complimentary signs

[rewritingcanon]

scorpius is a libra because he popped out of his mum a week or two earlier then expected because he refused to be a scorpio named scorpius

[serpentface]

This family dinner is gonna fucking suck

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

I've been following you for a while and I just think you're an amazing human. I love your style, your confidence, and your humor. I hope this week is good to you, you magical creature. ✨

- @submissivefeminist

Well thank you, that's extremely nice of you to take the time to say! Hope you have a lovely week as well 😊

[magentagalaxies]

for those wondering after my kids in the archive post - yes i did eventually stop procrastinating and write my comedy sketch that's due tomorrow. it's called "CONES!" and it's about three awkward teens trying to be punk by stealing traffic cones and selling them like an infomercial. also i named all three characters after the iconic "my three girlfriends and yes they smoke weed" tumblr post and it's subtle enough that they could just be normal names but i'm wondering if anyone else in my class will recognize it from the weed-smoking girlfriends post

[bi-mirandalawson]

oh hey so im caught up on one piece manga... this Sure Is A Story, Huh.

[werewolves-are-real]

Submitted an original short story for the first time in years & received a rejection after 3 days :(

[slasheru]

REAL QUICK BEFORE I FORGET: Slasher U on Steam costs 14.99, which you will notice is not 12.99! (You can still pick up the itchio version before tomorrow to get a Steam key and lock the original itchio 12.99 price in!) This is mainly due to Steam taking a set % of sales, whereas itchio has a sliding % you can adjust!

I also had to sign a demon pact (contract) with Steam saying I wouldn't offer SU at a substantially lower price than I do on Steam, so I'll be doing a final price hike to 14.99 in the coming month on itchio to match! This is the final price adjustment for Act 1 (and existing keyholders still get access to everything no matter how much you paid, bundle or otherwise)! To make up for it, I'll be including some extra cosmetics/wearables and some extra Text Messages in the Steam version (which will be copied over to the itchio version after its 14.99 update!)

**On launch week, the games will STILL be the SAME PRICE of $13: $12.99 on itchio and $13.49 on Steam respectively.** Thanks for being so patient Student Disembody!!!

[fallow-grove]

i finally posted a draft of the song ive been working on to patreon. btw

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

ended up going down a bit of a rabbit hole last night about how The Bridge(tm) of spn finale infamy is used constantly in CW shows due to the actual bridge's proximity to their filming locations. interesting, and also leads to easily one of the (unintentionally) funniest images re: spn finale that I've ever seen, courtesy of Once Upon A Time:

...shit dude, can't sum it up any better then that

[adriartts]

Something about purpose and pasts, old worlds and new ones.

(Dialogue from @dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition‘s Bird and Bear are Friends)

[oocca]

shad

[lgbtlunaverse]

Shocked to report that this works. I just wrote 1.8K words in the span of one and a half hours and got past the part I've been stuck on for over a week.

(tweet 1) (tweet 2) (article)

[gloriousfckingpurpose]

its the way i’ve spent all season listening to what odds has to say about my sign and knew in my heart exactly what he would say when he found out, yet was still full on surprised pikachu when he was like “oh you WOULD be a leo”

[ventique18]

Btw the reason why he looks like that is because he's dressed up as your guide. You promised to join him in touring 10 ruins during his birthday.

You definitely take an entire month per area because he'll go on an hour long discussion for literally every architectural component in a ruin. He could condense it to ten minutes per element, but he's just making up excuses to stay with you longer. 🤭

He also gives you a complimentary gargoyle merch every night you join him in an excursion!

"Thank you for the most pleasant date-- company during this trip tonight. It certainly was educational. If you've even an ounce of interest to try out more of our activities, then you need only sign this registration form. I look forward to seeing you again tomorrow."

[heckyeahponyscans]

"Willy’s Chocolate Experience LA"— organized by a collective of local artists unaffiliated with those behind the Glasgow event — had a similar vibe. This time, however, attendees knew what they were signing up for. Held in a worn-down warehouse embellished with a few candy cane props, the one-night only pop-up event stayed true to the underwhelming decor of the Glasgow event, complete with artificial intelligence-generated art. Attendees were even offered two complimentary jellybeans, just like in Glasgow. Paterson, who went viral after a photo of her looking miserable at the Glasgow experience became a meme format, said she was excited to travel to Los Angeles to play the iconic knock-off Oompa Loompa role once again. Jacob Alpharad, 28, was among the attendees who showed up to see Paterson. “I don’t think there’s any celebrity I could meet that would impress my friends more than her specifically,” Alpharad said. “I was just happy to be born at the same time as [the Glasgow event]. It sounds like a skit right out of a sitcom.”

This is incredible. I love this. This is like if someone made a crappy DashCon II complete with ballpit which btw we should do, there's still time.

[dearobinchwan]

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 ?

featuring : gn!reader + Zoro, Mihawk and Ace

warning : none

masterlist

Roronoa Zoro

His heart suddenly beats more rapidly whenever he sees you smiling, laughing, or even doing the most random thing. On top of that, Sanji's overly complimentary remarks towards you make him want to reach for his swords. No, this can't be. He's stared death down a thousand times, cut through countless enemies. Yet, this new feeling blooming for you – it's terrifying.

Zoro coming to terms with his feelings for you? Buckle up, because it's going to be a hilarious journey. Denial will be his middle name for a while, trust me. This dense swordsman will be in for a wild ride before he finally connects the dots.

Thanks to Nami's interrogation skills (and a little sake), the whole crew knows Zoro has a thing for you. Now, expect endless teasing from Luffy and Usopp, who'll probably try to spill the beans before a certain mosshead gives them his best glare.

Zoro finally figuring out his feelings for you? Great! Now comes the real test: talking to you about them. Because let's be honest, under that tough-guy act, he is probably a nervous wreck, sweating bullets at the thought of rejection.

Zoro's not exactly the Romeo type. So expect a confession that's straightforward, maybe a bit awkward – but heartfelt nonetheless. If you feel the same, a weight will lift from his shoulders. But if not, he'll respect your decision and try to keep things smooth between you.

Dracule Mihawk

Don't be fooled by Mihawk's stoic facade – because he is quite aware of his feelings for you. Years have honed his instincts, and unlike his pupil, he has no time (and he is too old) for childish denial. His emotions are clear, even if unspoken.

That man has a very calculating mind. He'll dissect every interaction, every glance, searching for a sign that you love him as mush as he loves you. Despite his solitary nature, his mind might already be constructing a future by your side – a future dependent on your response.

Mihawk is probably one of the few men in One Piece who are very romantic (Oda told me so). His brand of romance is subtle yet charming. Imagine leisurely strolls through his gardens or watching the sunset with a glass of wine by his side. A subtle offer of his arm, a hint of a blush from you – that might be all the encouragement he needs to take things a step further.

Once confident your feelings mirror his own, Mihawk will approach things in an (VERY) old-fashioned way. Be prepared for a carefully crafted dinner invitation, where he can formally request the honor of courting you. His pride lies in being a gentleman, and rushing into things is simply not his style. He prefers to court you slowly and respectfully, allowing your relationship to develop naturally.

After a series of thoughtful dates, Mihawk will finally take the next step and ask you to be his partner (Perona and Zoro might have placed a bet on the timeline, of course). Like everything he does, Mihawk will approach this new chapter with utmost seriousness. Your well-being will always be his top priority.

Portgas D. Ace

Ace isn't the denial type. The ache when you're gone, the quiet competition with Marco and Izo for your laughter – these are the clues that tip him off. Ace falling for you? It's written all over his flustered face. He stutters and turns red like a tomato when speaking to you unexpectedly.

The entire crew is a nuisance and teases him constantly about his love for you. They have grilled him mercilessly – “When will you confess?” they ask, convinced you feel the same.

Denial ? Once again, not Ace's style. But baring his heart, admitting his love for you ? That's a terrifying vulnerability he fears more than anything. On top of that, I believe he is also afraid of losing your friendship by making things awkward if you don't feel the same about him.

Thankfully, Marco, ever the voice of reason, is there to guide this lovestruck dummy. And honestly, this old man is tired of watching you two pining from afar. A stern talk from Marco might be just what Ace needs to understand that silence could lead to a missed opportunity for a great relationship.

Ace's confession? A masterpiece in the making, at least in his head. Daily mirror pep talks and a meticulously planned romantic gesture – that's how he plans to declare his love. Just imagine the blushing, the stammering, the potential for minor explosions (caused by Ace's nervousness, of course).

Dinner over, Ace reaches for something hidden in his pocket. His nervousness is palpable, a sheen of sweat forming on his brow. But then, with a determined glint in his eye, he throws caution (and the letter) to the wind, ready to confess his true feelings directly from the heart.