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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.
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Little shapes and silhouette experimentation with the era 4 guys ✨ Really happy how recognisable they ended up looking!! Will definitely try and do all the ghouls and ghoulettes at some point!
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I think a significant part of this whole neo-Victorian sexual moral panic is down to the fact that society en masse simply isn't prepared to confront the incomprehensible nature of what the average person gets off to. Since time immemorial, normal people have been getting off to weird, gross shit in the privacy of their own heads. With the internet giving us mass, unfiltered access to each others' raw sexual expression, we're all just freaking each other out.
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they dont know. they dont know i did my makeup to look like a train.
went out today in bochum leccy makeup (sans the checkerboard section) and when i say the drunk people at the dueling piano bar we were at were going CRAZY for it
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went out today in bochum leccy makeup (sans the checkerboard section) and when i say the drunk people at the dueling piano bar we were at were going CRAZY for it
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They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything
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"The problem is people don't read classics anymore"
No I think the problem is people don't read WIDELY. The ONLY ya and/or fantasy romance crowd is just as insufferable as the ONLY classics crowd or the ONLY litfic crowd or the ONLY nonfiction crowd and vice versa.
You gotta get some variety in there my guys
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One of my favorite things about the difference between Protestant denominations and Catholicism is that Protestants made their whole thing being So Fucking Boring(tm) and normal that if you were raised around Protestants with little to no connection to the Catholic Church when you find out about all the saints and rituals and bones and shit it genuinely comes off as a little like...pagan isn't the right word exactly but you know what I mean? Like for my entire life good Christians sat on folding chairs in a beige basement eating shitty donuts from Albertsons and told me liking Pokemon and Halloween made me a sinner and then I go to see an old Catholic church and there's just like. A fucking ancient corpse in the room?? That everyone is praying over??? Like????? And THIS is actually the religion all the "Pokemon normalizes devil worship" guys originally came from several hundred years ago??????
It's wild okay. It's just wild.
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in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat
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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post
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blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night
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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel
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tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.
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"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"
"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"
"-but you can trust me when I say-"
"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"
"I don't care for you at all."
"Well, I… oh… I love you too."
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