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coldasyou · 2 years ago

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if this was a movie having the fearless (taylor’s version) cover is the funniest thing she’s done since pretending no one guessed the title of lover

#comedy QUEEN #personal

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drugata-blog · 8 months ago

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#drag queen #bianca del rio #dead inside #not today satan #comedy #bdr #talent #raw #wine #salt and vinegar #comedy queen

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theomenmedia · 23 days ago

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10 Pieces Of Work Outside Star Wars Which Prove That Carrie Fisher Was A Force To Reckon With

Happy 68th Birthday, Carrie Fisher! Beyond Star Wars, she was a force of nature in Hollywood. From scripts to strutting, Fisher's legacy shines on.

Read the full article here: https://www.theomenmedia.com/post/beyond-a-galaxy-far-far-away-celebrating-carrie-fisher-s-68th-birthday-with-her-non-star-wars-lega

#Carrie Fisher #Beyond Star Wars #Actress #Legend #Carrie Fisher Birthday #Carrie Fisher Legacy #Hollywood Legend #Princess Leia #Acting Icon #Writer #Comedy Queen #Mental Health Advocate #Film History #Birthday Tribute

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rjrogelart · 12 days ago

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Day 20: Clown

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wonderdave · 1 year ago

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What's up friendos? Come on out for some queer comedy tonight at the SF Eagle. Great line up of hilarious folks. Tickets are pay what you can. Get more info at www.safewordscomedy.com

#comedy #queer #san francisco #stand up comedy #drag #comedy queen #drag queen

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strangerthan1 · 2 years ago

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You know what I hate?

#me #its me #i need to sit down im so amusing #comedy queen #also the buzzing in my ears i sometimes get when i think theres a bee trapped in my head #actually thats me too isnt it #fuck it #i stand by my original statement #i think im doing hashtags wrong

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prozacgooble · 26 days ago

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Bonerhead? I hardly know her!

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

#please forgive me #there is a demon within me and everytine I say a word that ends in er it whispers this joke in my ear in a Jerry Seinfeld voice #but au jerry Seinfeld where he’s like an Italian father #sorry guys I just love people and their stories and that’s why I love comedy #dad jokes #dad #funny #comedy #humor #shitposting #shitpost #dumb #comedy queen #this is the comedy routine that’s gonna win me season 96 of rupauls drag race just you see

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creelarke · 3 months ago

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#freddie mercury #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazbear #queen #humor #comedy #funny #tweet #tweets #twitter #meme #memes

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neo--queen--serenity · 3 months ago

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Remember how, in the Touden party, everyone had to swap clothes when they changed races, since that was the only way they could feasibly find clothing that fit them in their new body types under such short notice?

Kabru and Mithrun had to do the same thing, and for the same reasons. They had to swap the bottom halves of their outfits to be able to accommodate to their new forms. Normal enough, right?

Normal enough until you realize that Kabru is still wearing his armor, which looks inordinately large on him. Which begs the question: why didn’t they swap the top halves of their outfits?

It’s because…oh god, I can’t even say it with a straight face…it’s because Mithrun’s upper body is too buff to fit into Kabru’s plate armor. Poor Kabru has to lug that thing around like a huge metal circus tent because Mithrun’s too fucking jacked to fit into it himself.

#dungeon meshi #kabru #mithrun #delicious in dungeon #kabru of utaya #mithrun of the house of kerensil #jacked tall-man mithrun is peak comedy he haunts my every waking moment #kabumisu #neo queen serenity’s posts #kabru dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi kabru #mithrun dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi mithrun #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers

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drugata-blog · 8 months ago

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#drag queen #bianca del rio #dead inside #brooklyn #bdr #judging #comedy queen #roy haylock

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zutalorsihavemissedone · 5 months ago

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What a punchline!

#comedy queen #she got us

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evasgelions · 2 years ago

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mason: cats can survive after falling at terminal velocity me: yeah... they have 9 lives

#cats #this is dumb #i am a genius #comedy queen #lolz

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eroticlamb · 2 months ago

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Gas Pump Girls (1979) Directed by Joel Bender

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talesfromthebandgeekmafia · 4 months ago

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So personally I am ready for the Venom-esque romance between a knockoff Die Hard Bruce Willis and the middle-aged sexually frustated mall cop currently piloting his body in a Jumanji situation but that’s just me

#I CANT BELIEVE IFY MADE THAT CALL *AFTER* IZZY MADE OUT WITH HER REFLECTION #it was so fucking funny Izzy Roland you queen of comedy I can’t wait to see how this ends up #dimension 20 #nsbu #never stop blowing up #nsbu spoilers #d20 nsbu #spilling the Tea

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thepiratekitty · 6 months ago

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WHY AM I HEARING THIS IN HER VOICE?

percy: *trying to buy a father's day card*

percy: excuse me, do you have any that just say "you are my dad?"

salesperson: well, i-

percy: how about "you banged my mom?"

salesperson: no...

percy: you know what, i’ll just get a blank one

percy, writes: you are a father. this is a day. here is a card.

#taylor tomlinson #comedy queen #percy jackson #fathers day #a father can be a father without fucking the mother #just to clear that up

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spacebubblehomebase · 2 months ago

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More Faun Art (pun intended) because I haven't drawn enough self-indulgent fluff while working on my AU and I'm starting to HATE my drawings because of it. So I took a break! Introducing my yet unnamed Chaggie fanchild and a peek of my art process as a treat. Hope you like em! ^v^💕

-Bubbly💙

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