thepiratekitty
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thepiratekitty · 5 days ago
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Sometimes I think about how we don't know whether caves actually had any particular significance to so-called "cave people", or whether that's just where their art and culture happened to survive for us to see it, and I wonder what disproportionately durable aspect of our present culture is going to give future civilisations entirely the wrong idea about us. I bet it's going to be something really stupid.
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thepiratekitty · 5 days ago
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Furbaby looks like it just woke up from the deepest of slumbers
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thepiratekitty · 7 days ago
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Maura pauses, fixing her earring before heading to the kitchen. She yawns; it's tiring to have TJ staying here. Tommy, too. He keeps flirting with her like he's not holding the child he had with the woman his father left Angela for.
He's a mess.
Normally Maura would find that attractive, and Tommy does have the Rizzoli genes. The long bones, the Italian rasp, the cheeky smile.
Maura fixes the post of her earring and resumes walking. She pauses again.
"She's mine," Maura hears Jane hiss. She hesitates. She hears Tommy scoff.
"What, like she'd ever choose you. Like you're gay, anyway. You wouldn't know what to do with a woman like her."
Maura hasn't seen this side of Tommy before. It's unattractive.
Jane's possessive voice is though.
She rounds the corner. Jane has Tommy by the collar of his shirt and she lets him go as she sees Maura.
"Hey," Jane says, and her voice has softened impossibly. She scrambles on the counter until her fingers brush a mug, then she sips from it before offering it to Maura. Maura takes it warily, remembering the instant Jane served her last time. Jane smiles encouragingly and Maura sips.
Her eyes close. Jane has mastered the machine. It's thick and rich and good enough to make her moan. When her eyes open they meet Jane's, Jane's eyes wide, her expression captivated.
Maura hands the coffee back and watches Jane drink. She fusses over TJ, who sleeps peacefully the way he didn't all night. She hears Tommy and Jane hissing at each other and scuffling, cuffing at each other, not ready to do real harm but clipping each other over the shoulders and ears.
When Maura turns they stop and have the decency to look ashamed of themselves.
"I'm hers," Maura says, when Tommy comes forward with his most flirtatious smile. It sinks as Jane's rises. "Right, babe?" Maura says, and Jane's smile falters, remembering that she'd only been playing a part, enough to shake Giovanni. She's hurt. Maura has hurt her. Maura didn't expect to.
"Right," Jane says, her face already placid and clear again, as though her world hasn't been shattered. But Maura has seen how she's made Jane feel and she closes the space between them. She takes Jane's coffee and finishes it in one long gulp, then she raises her coffee-warmed mouth to Jane's and kisses her. "Mine," Jane husks, and when Maura pulls away to breathe Jane is the only Rizzoli in the room.
And Maura is hers.
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thepiratekitty · 7 days ago
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Lio-pride-odon
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thepiratekitty · 13 days ago
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Blackmagic, Worship, Blackmail?
What the fuck will happen to me? Or what the fuck will I do?
This is concerning
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Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...
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thepiratekitty · 13 days ago
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thepiratekitty · 13 days ago
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The problem is not the police here I would actually say but the judge.
The police is rightfully responding to a possible threat.
Yet the judge put her bond at a ridiculous amount when she did not even threatened to personally do it.
It was not a secret sentence she mentioned but Something all over the news even outside of America.
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Be very careful out there y’all. The police state is paying attention to this shit.
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thepiratekitty · 15 days ago
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Because I recently discovered it
"Am I old yet"
About a granny and her life as senior lady. Recorded and written by Flloyd Kennedy (Australian actress living in England).
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Some slice of life audio dramas for your enjoyment!
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thepiratekitty · 16 days ago
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CR cast has never fumbled a photoshoot and my bi ass is THANKFUL
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thepiratekitty · 16 days ago
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A better future is possible if we have the courage to pave the roads to it. Also libraries are punk as fuck, pass it on.
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thepiratekitty · 16 days ago
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Wizard lovers✨️🧡
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thepiratekitty · 17 days ago
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Pretty boy ❤️
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thepiratekitty · 17 days ago
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Who left the ink barrel open?
Mama void with all of her voidlings 🖤🐈
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thepiratekitty · 19 days ago
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Wait - the anestheology thing was not a joke?
Like what ?
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thepiratekitty · 20 days ago
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
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thepiratekitty · 23 days ago
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Is Open Office doing similar? If someone knows.
Also - what's that about Google Docs possibly screening for Porn?
Microsoft Office, like many companies in recent months, has slyly turned on an “opt-out” feature that scrapes your Word and Excel documents to train its internal AI systems. This setting is turned on by default, and you have to manually uncheck a box in order to opt out.
If you are a writer who uses MS Word to write any proprietary content (blog posts, novels, or any work you intend to protect with copyright and/or sell), you’re going to want to turn this feature off immediately.How to Turn off Word’s AI Access To Your Content
I won’t beat around the bush. Microsoft Office doesn’t make it easy to opt out of this new AI privacy agreement, as the feature is hidden through a series of popup menus in your settings:On a Windows computer, follow these steps to turn off “Connected Experiences”:
File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Privacy Options > Privacy Settings > Optional Connected Experiences > Uncheck box: “Turn on optional connected experiences”
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thepiratekitty · 29 days ago
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(photos by sal_marin)
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