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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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I kind of would get a short term for problematic ships. But "pro" just lead me thinking of it as the opposite of anti.

I'm confused. How are any of those ships proship? I'm genuinely confused and not trying to be mean or anything, do I have the wrong definition of proship?

Preface: I think terms like “proship” and “antiship” are very silly.

“Antiship” was originally used for specific ships, like, “anti-fruk” for example. Someone who just fucking loathes the ship and harasses people for it. This got a more broad name through calling someone an anti while people were talking about anti-smut, anti-kink, anti-ship. so we have antishippers now. iIts a derogatory term.

“Proship” came about as being the opposite of all of that. Pro-ship, pro-kink, pro-smut. However, antis decided this was short for “problematic-ship(per)”. Apparently there’s another term like com-ship because of some internal fandom drama where some antis wanted to be clear they weren’t freaks but like to explore “complicated/complex” themes. Which obviously did not work lmfao. I didn’t know about this until i asked a friend. So, to call a ship itself “proship” signals that op believes it means “problematic” and is likely an anti or surrounded by them.

In this instance, I think it’s easy to point out that ruspru, lietpru, polpru, and rusliet are inherently problematic. Problematic just means that something is complicated, has parts or is entirely made up of things that could be done poorly, maybe its bad optics maybe theres room for issues. now, everything is problematic, but for the sake of clear language, something in meta analysis being problematic means more so than the average. It’s generally considered that lietpol is healthy enough to not be problematic, but this is objectively false due to the nature OF meta analysis and problematics. To believe something is unproblematic is to ignore the problems it has. Which is also why I just softblock or block people with “proshippers DNI” because I’m not dealing with people who can’t or wont use basic media analysis in fandomspace.

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Any Raine fans here please I miss my goat so much,,, I kin them big time

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I kind of get external chargers - but at least they should be standardized.

we were all so focused on phone brands and laptops consolidating their chargers that we weren’t paying attention to vibrators. they used to all have micro-usb ports and now all these different vibrators all have custom brand-specific chargers. we’re bowing to Big Sex Toy. but in a way that’s not as fun as that wording made it sound

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Smol enough to fit in a pocket. Can I steal them?

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

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🔮✨ Illustration for My Mind Turns Your Life Into Folklore by @fairytales-and-folklore

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Sometimes I think about how we don't know whether caves actually had any particular significance to so-called "cave people", or whether that's just where their art and culture happened to survive for us to see it, and I wonder what disproportionately durable aspect of our present culture is going to give future civilisations entirely the wrong idea about us. I bet it's going to be something really stupid.

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Furbaby looks like it just woke up from the deepest of slumbers

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Maura pauses, fixing her earring before heading to the kitchen. She yawns; it's tiring to have TJ staying here. Tommy, too. He keeps flirting with her like he's not holding the child he had with the woman his father left Angela for.

He's a mess.

Normally Maura would find that attractive, and Tommy does have the Rizzoli genes. The long bones, the Italian rasp, the cheeky smile.

Maura fixes the post of her earring and resumes walking. She pauses again.

"She's mine," Maura hears Jane hiss. She hesitates. She hears Tommy scoff.

"What, like she'd ever choose you. Like you're gay, anyway. You wouldn't know what to do with a woman like her."

Maura hasn't seen this side of Tommy before. It's unattractive.

Jane's possessive voice is though.

She rounds the corner. Jane has Tommy by the collar of his shirt and she lets him go as she sees Maura.

"Hey," Jane says, and her voice has softened impossibly. She scrambles on the counter until her fingers brush a mug, then she sips from it before offering it to Maura. Maura takes it warily, remembering the instant Jane served her last time. Jane smiles encouragingly and Maura sips.

Her eyes close. Jane has mastered the machine. It's thick and rich and good enough to make her moan. When her eyes open they meet Jane's, Jane's eyes wide, her expression captivated.

Maura hands the coffee back and watches Jane drink. She fusses over TJ, who sleeps peacefully the way he didn't all night. She hears Tommy and Jane hissing at each other and scuffling, cuffing at each other, not ready to do real harm but clipping each other over the shoulders and ears.

When Maura turns they stop and have the decency to look ashamed of themselves.

"I'm hers," Maura says, when Tommy comes forward with his most flirtatious smile. It sinks as Jane's rises. "Right, babe?" Maura says, and Jane's smile falters, remembering that she'd only been playing a part, enough to shake Giovanni. She's hurt. Maura has hurt her. Maura didn't expect to.

"Right," Jane says, her face already placid and clear again, as though her world hasn't been shattered. But Maura has seen how she's made Jane feel and she closes the space between them. She takes Jane's coffee and finishes it in one long gulp, then she raises her coffee-warmed mouth to Jane's and kisses her. "Mine," Jane husks, and when Maura pulls away to breathe Jane is the only Rizzoli in the room.

And Maura is hers.

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Lio-pride-odon

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Blackmagic, Worship, Blackmail?

What the fuck will happen to me? Or what the fuck will I do?

This is concerning

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

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The problem is not the police here I would actually say but the judge.

The police is rightfully responding to a possible threat.

Yet the judge put her bond at a ridiculous amount when she did not even threatened to personally do it.

It was not a secret sentence she mentioned but Something all over the news even outside of America.

Be very careful out there y’all. The police state is paying attention to this shit.

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Because I recently discovered it

"Am I old yet"

About a granny and her life as senior lady. Recorded and written by Flloyd Kennedy (Australian actress living in England).

Some slice of life audio dramas for your enjoyment!