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Les sphinx au dictionnaire   -   Francine van Hove

French b.1942-

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HELLO??

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Goodness Gracious

It would probably look awesome though.

… uncanny. 😂

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putting this bagginshield image on your tl today

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I’ve been informed this is a Put Men in Situations website.

I think I should do some Put Some Men in Situations stuff.

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No More Candles by Phantomrose96

Cake’s no good when you know there are supposed to be two.

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I know it's not people's faults for not knowing, but I still get extremely annoyed at people saying stuff like "why are ghosts always represented by sheets? I guess people used to just be scared of sheets."

They aren't ghosts because they're covered in a sheet, they're covered in a sheet because back in the day, they wrapped dead bodies in sheets when they buried them. The ghosts are wrapped in burial shrouds because that's what they were buried in.

People weren't scared of sheets, they were scared of the corpse UNDER the sheet.

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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Read as many times as needed

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Petition to bring back the boop function next year for the ides of March where instead of a paw on the screen it’s a little knife that Caesar gets stabbed with

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literally what the hell man………