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[itsabee]

listen, i feel like a literal freak typing this but would you guys be cool with me writing a mini fic of a reader insert x your headcanon joan? they're just the literal hottest yn you guys have ever made to me, and i want a heavily religious yn and her exploring each others bodies in the most lesbian and blasphemous way. im pretty sure if im not mixing this up, you guys briefly brought up envisioning joan as similar looking to corky from bound. i literally kicked my feet and squealed when that was spilled. if im mixing this up, just feel free to ignore this ask but i so badly want to write a short story full of religious trauma and shame. in ho1c, i love reading joan gradually become more comfortable with themselves around people like nina who get the struggle of being deeply entwined with religion before becoming a much more liberated and free version of themselves, as well as her interactions with those who just simply want to show them that sex isn't an act meant to dirty one's soul but rather something full of pleasure, experimentation, and fun. however, i cant hope but literally froth at the mouth over the thought of joan with someone much more reserved, who holds the same beliefs that their purity is above all else in order to not taint their god, and that engaging in worldly human acts like lust or intimate pleasure is a colossal sin of the highest degree. i want bitter yearning and unsure touches before a grand crescendo of the most vile sex between joan and someone; their inner turmoil and reactions. the blaming of one another for tainting their body, the hatefucking and regret, the gnashing of teeth stained with the blood and flesh of not just god, but a lover. anyways, yeah, that's my brain rot abt how i want to see joan spiral worse than they already are in a religious sense and asking for permission to write about it.

OH MY GOD PLWAZE PLEASE PLEAZE PLEAZE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

PLEAZE????

And yes Joan in my head is corky but dirty blonde :3

[lixenn]

Im covering your inbox in moss, sorry to anyone who might be in there but they're gonna be plants now :3

A wild VV appeared! My liege what prompted this unexpected but welcome visit? I hope you are having a lovely day 💜✨

Btw you have turned four people into plants! Congrats? (I still need to work on a lot of asks 🫠 I've started a couple that are sitting in my drafts but the spoons are currently a bit low. I promise I will answer them sooner or later 🫡)

[bigspikesusie]

I prefer campers or motorhomes (motorhomes more because the ride to and from the camping site aren’t cramped in the car) but tents are good too! ૮・ᴥ・ა

-💜🌙

(sorry this is late I freaking fell asleep just with no warning)

YEAH THOSE ARE ALWAYS GREAT!! WE'RE JUST GONNA BE IN TENTS UNTIL WE CAN BUILD THE CABIN

IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT ACTUALLY :D

[crispyliza]

Just found out my university has a eurovision club lmao

[blazeball]

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

[hobiebrownismygod]

you’ll understand when i drop it. The title is Sheep.

-Jsauce stirring the pot of metaphors with a dash of prowler tears

sheep?? Like black sheep?? I’m so excited!!

[heartthatwontquit]

Pierce the veil × 30 Seconds to mars duet

The Kill

[autistickaitovocaloid]

I do kind of regret not getting those freeze dried gummy worms.

[duplexide]

I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.

Solar powered -> Plasma charged

Wind power -> Vortex energy

Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine

Renewable resource -> Infinity asset

Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds

Global warming -> Property devaluation

Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops

For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.

[neverstayburied]

my thoughts on the mario movie so far

[fictionadventurer]

I love libraries.

I'm browsing the WWI shelves (as you do) and notice a very old book about the war. I glance at the first pages that talk about how one day the war will be over and we'll look at this place and not see any signs of the battlefield.

Then it hits me. And I check the publishing date.

This book was printed before the war's end. Not written. Printed. The physical object was created in 1918, while the war in question was raging and the end was as yet uncertain.

Now I'm standing on the other side of the apocalypse, with this physical link to that era in my hands. I'm living proof that the war did end and life did go on and we can all look at the end of the world as a long-ago memory.

Reading old books is cool enough, connecting our minds and hearts through the ideas of people who lived long ago, but there's something extra profound about holding a copy of the book that comes from the time that it was written. It's a physical link between the past and the present connecting me to those long-ago people. A piece of the past come into the future that gives me the chance to almost take the hand of some long-ago reader, to hold something they could have held, connecting not just mentally but physically to their era, a moment of connection across more than a century.

Excuse me while I go weep.

[liauditore]

I keep trying to come up with something witty about his rap career but I can't I actually can't

[sk3tch404]

AKSJSHJSJ PLEASE RECONSIDER, WHEN I SAID NONNY WAS BASED OFF OF BAD WATTPAD FANFICTION I MEANT: HES THE EPITOME OF BAD WATTPAD WRITING,, HIS FIRST WORDS TO Y/N ARE LITERALLY: "r u lost babygrull?" AND THATS A F T E R HE KIDNAPPED HER INTO HIS BASEMENT :,)

To be fair tho, the Y/N of this story isn't even the REAL Y/N technically. Basically X years ago when the real Y/N was a child, she was playing in the woods and got lost. The deeper she went into the forest, the more distorted it became, until she eventually encountered a monstrous creature with spider like limbs, to one's surprise she ran the fuck away, ran straight off a steep slope and died. Back to the monster, so like,, I forgot if they were supposed to be actively malicious back then or if they were simply trying to communicate to Y/N that "hey, I'm not bad or anything, I just want to lead you outside the forest because you're kinda trespassing into my home rn kid" I think it was supposed to be left ambiguous in the game but the point is, the monster felt bad that Y/N died and was like "nahhh man, you gonna live, live through me that is" so I think it either consumed Y/Ns whole body and shapeshifted into her or uhhh carved out her insides and basically possessed her dead skin like a rlly fucked up meat puppet.

Anyhow the monster who's now become our/the games Y/N has like, -1 braincells and no idea how to act convincingly human. The parents ignored it mostly because, when the hell have badly written Wattpad parents actually acted like parents? And being like "haha kids amirite?", it was a good thing that Y/N was at the age where children learned how to read. So what does our protagonist do after learning how to read? Steal all of "her" mothers trashy romance novels and scour the internet to find literature on how to act like a convincing teen so she can be prepared on how to act once "she" becomes older. Everyone else thinks she acts a bit strangely but chalks it up to "idk man, maybe that's just her personality?" So no one ever corrects her behaviour.

also the w.i.p name i literally just Y/NxNonny (real creative yeah I know) so it's not like you're missing out on much. I'm gonna infodump on the other, spriteless characters in another ask because this one's already long enough, but yeah this is the insane lore you'd get to explore in the game if I were to ever finish it.

-Ren'py anon

Renpy anon. You need to listen to me when I say this. Make. This. An. Actual. Thing.

This is the epitome of peak fiction. The peak of crack fic.

Its not just dumbass characters acting absurd, IT HADS GOOD PLOT, GREAT REASONING, INTERESTING CHARACTERS, A GOOD BACKSTORY, AND MOST OF ALL HAS ANON HACKER KIDNAPPING Y/N.

I'm so down to play as a monster possessing some persons dead body and pretending to be a cringey human 😊

I might die inside because I used to write on Wattpad but it's fineeeee

(Don't do it when ur busy or want to do other things though! I'm just saying its an awesome story idea and I could never think of this 1000000 years into my life ever)

I still want anon hackers sprite in my gallery. Idk if he's a hottie or not, BUT I WILL MAKE HIM FOR YOU IF I GET THE CHANCE

JUST GIMME A GOOD DESC/SUMMARY/PHOTO OF HIM AND I WILL MAKE HIM LOOK SO DAMN TASTY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE 0 CHARACTER DESIGN SKILLS.

Okay last part, half true. I can still make him hot though.

[crispyliza]

Just found out my university has a eurovision club lmao

[nocek]

the all out boop war reminded me I actually had this in my wips that I forgot about XD

[gl1tchxr]

warden slayer

and without all the effects so you can see my pearl design