#susie responds

[bigspikesusie]

Hiiis *giggles*

-🍪🍫💙

:O

I've been booped AGAIN!!

[colliecross]

Based of this:

I present the stupidest thing I’ve ever written, this dialogue is from the perspective of Berdly:

You. Me. Festival.

What are we getting for dinner?

Bird Seed of course!

Uh-Oh!

Looks like there was a Dark Fountain in our festival food booth.

We black out and wake up in a Dark World.

We’re surrounded by Darkners,

Angry Darkners.

You know what that means,

ACT-

The noise drives in a Secret Boss™️

What do we gonna do?

We’re gonna pacify it!

Boss Fight,

Boss Theme,

Boss… Spared??

OH YES PLEASE!

We befriend the Boss after we beat it in a brawl,

and then we ride into an Ice-E-Pizza!

Dance Dance Revolution!

REVOLUTION?! OVERTHROW THE DARK PRINCE??

UHH, I THINK SO!

Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as The Knight!

Then I turn into a ♥️

Fly into the Dark Fountain,

Black out again!

Wake up, eat some Chalk,

WHITE OUT!

(which I didn’t know you could do-)

Then I smoked a joint,

GREENED OUT!

Then I turned into a Titian!

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE PROPHECY IS KICKING IN!

[insert Gaster-Sounds, I can’t write the incomprehensible screams of Berdly.]

[dawnthefluffyduck]

Sunday doodles

[metal-autistic-coven]

I've had an epiphany

Image description: 2 different pictures of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes over the aromantic flag

[helloareyouheremdfan]

you think just because you can’t hear you will be safe if emotions were profitable I would laugh

soon all will be assimilate- [error: star dream no longer functional]

“Sorry about that had to use my giant mech to re destroy the thing after it come off like very bad for company resources but ya know gotta save the world now”

“Also if you can turn back on the universal radio my friend has something to say”

matters not haltman works will prevail soon your ineffective and brittle flesh will be replaced with beautiful steel

-stardream model: 01

Ok that’s terrifying I’m just gonna tune out your universe radio signal but now goodbye

[yarmiko-art]

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She finally has her own reference sheet now I feel like it's often gets glossed over how much trainwreck of a person Susie actually is. Let alone losing her dad in more than one way, but also having a huge part of her life, her adolescence, being ripped away and spending it in a very hostile AD Girl has zero social skills outside of work practise. You'll be kind to her and she will hardwire because she has no idea how to respond to it

Close ups under the cut

[someonesomewheredown]

Small Susie and Lancer friendship moment from the newsletter!!!! God I love these weirdos!!!!!

[roscoehamiltons]

susie wolff is on the red flags podcast.. how these fools manage to get so many fantastic guests idk but i'm listening to it now

[bigspikesusie]

DID SHE REALLY SNITCH ON ME????

What the hell man 😔

LUCIIIIIII!!!!!

Susie buyed AN STARTED anver monstr enrgy!!!!

...an den sayed not to tattle to no one.

Bu I tattlin.

>:[

🐾���

@chompiesharkie

Oh golly…

[ebonytails]

YOU GUYS ARE SO CRAZY ON ART FIGHT HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!

[bigspikesusie]

*pokes head around corner giggling*

-🍪🍫💙

:0

BOOPED AGAIN IN MY OWN HOME!?? /nm/silly

[timey-fandom-stuff]

oh no. I just realized something.

the 'gaming is my life' vs 'gaming is not my life' question in chapter 2 has no correct answer for Kris because. WELL.

gaming is Literally Their Life and they are not particularly enthusiastic about this arrangement. it's a freaking meta question disguised as a joke HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE--

[chagrin-roses]

Susie Deltarune for the character opinion bingo

Susie isn’t my fav DR character but I love her and I can’t wait to see more of her in the upcoming chapters hehe

[warpstarrie]

oh no gay people hyperfixation

thinking about comoe/susie is so weird bc in canon they are sugar sweet, jus two girls having their first* relationship

but if they met at anytime during robobot comoe would eject her from the solar system

szzsszzczxzx

you know what i am rewriting robobot in my mind she's just evil in a rich girl way instead of that + a willfully ignorant/indifferent colonizer brat

[inkandpaintsnowleopard]

Yeah you did :p

I just think it's... not interesting, but you know what I mean. At least according to the trivia on the mod wiki, the main method of abuse Melo's parents use is denying him food, and since they don't have well-paying jobs they're likely poor, too.

So if B3 Susie DOES exist, she's likely being starved too if not given worse abuse since she's older. I could absolutely see her lashing out, or stealing what little food Melo DOES get because she's just so hungry

Since it's also mentioned Melo ran away a lot before, maybe Susie was always the one sent off to find him again and drag him back home.

...wait that gave me an idea-

When Melo finally starts living with Imp and Lila, Susie finds him, and Lila just welcomes Susie with a smile and some food.

Susie keeps her walls up, but the food smells so nice and she's so hungry that she scarfs it down immediately

Susie returns to her parents' house and says she couldn't find him. She is denied dinner, but for the first time it doesn't matter.

This pattern repeats for a while, as Susie warms to Lila. One time she walked in on them playing a board game and was invited to join, another she came just in time to watch Imp and Melo sing with some friends from the city.

One day, she doesn't return to her parents' house at all.

THIS IS ALL GREAT. I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO ADD I’M TAKING THIS HEADCANON.

[bigspikesusie]

ARE THEIR MULTIPLE KINDS OF BATTERIES????

Your son is eating a battery

Which type?