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You're jealous. It makes you lash out, makes you meet Keigo with claws and teeth and cruel, irrational accusations.
You pack a bag after your last big blow up, shame dogging your every move. A week. Maybe a little more. However long it takes you to stop feeling like a monster, to rein in these dark impulses that have taken hold of you.
He stops you at the door with a firm grip around your arm. Looming over you, leaning down until he's in your space.
"Why?"
How can you even respond. Why? Isn't he angry with you? Doesn't he see how unreasonable you're being?
You tell him the truth. "I'm embarrassed, Keigo."
His hold on you tightens. "So you're running away?"
"I'm not--" You let out a long breath. "I just need to calm down. Get a hold of myself."
"You can do that here. At home."
You tug. He doesn't release you.
"I don't want you to see me like this."
His expression turns stormy.
"You want to keep secrets from me?" You can't even question this before he's continuing, eyes amber bright and sharp as he pulls you further into his space. "You don't want me to see you what --jealous? Don't I have a right to know? Don't I deserve to be with you for this? We're lovers, and you still want to hide pieces of yourself from me?"
Trembling, you let yourself be drawn back into the penthouse. You couldn't fight him even if you tried.
He sets you on the bed, so he can push you down, curl up on top of you, all around you. Caging you in.
"There," he says. "You're not going anywhere. Would it help if I told you about all the times I wanted to kill anyone who touches you? How about how I want to lock you up, forever and ever? I can show you the collar I picked out, if that would make you feel better." He leans up so he can nibble your ear, whisper, "Or you could put it on me, if you want."
#đŠ#tw yandere#cw yandere#-w-#two sides of the same coin tbqh#you think you're gonna leave him because you're a little unhinged? absolutely not#in fact you will be detailing every thing that's ever made you jealous and he will be getting off on it#creepily#trying to pretend like he's a good listener while biting down a grin#wow you LOVE HIM love him; so much that it makes you crazy đ„°#you're not gonna be able to walk for a few days.......#sorry#something has come over me
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Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.
#Obviously from then on it would be different because Eddie's inner alpha would be like I GOTTA PROTECT THIS SELFSACRIFICING IDIOT#And Steve is just like wow Eddie can manhandle him?? He's so strong!! Eddie stole a van??? He's such a provider!!#Steve still has the 6 nuggets convo with Nancy and Eddie overhears still and is like trying to calculate how many names he can come up with#Eddie throwing his vest so Steve will be covered in his scent cause Nancy is also an alpha and no thank you look at ME Steve#Steve has those cartoon hearts floating around his head and is batting his eyes watching Eddie mess around with Dustin#Oh I could go on#When Steve gets scruffed and starts purring Robin is just standing there like đ§ââïž#Robin turns every once in awhile while the two are flirting and looks at an imaginary camera with a ARE YOU SEEING THIS look#Anyways when Vecna gets defeated and torn to smithereens and the upside down starts to close permanently#And Eddie recovers in the hospital (still got hurt) Steve is very territorial and sits by his side the entire time#Wayne walks in and pulls a Robin just goes đ§ââïž and walks back out for a moment#Wayne is like who is the omega (as if he doesn't know he just wants to see Eddie's response and make him sweat)#And Steve is all indignant like I am your future son in law the future mother of your grandkids#And Eddie is blushing and twirling his hair and biting his lip he's 3 seconds away from asking to bite his mating gland#Oh I could still go on but...I shant...(I will later)#Steddie#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson#omega!steve harrington#alpha!eddie munson#eddie munson/steve harrington#eddie munson x steve harrington#Omegaverse#Jade is talking
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#âalright talk to me what do we got?â with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#âthe purple one you always bringâ maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#âuh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?â maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#âthis is salmon and rye bread đâ â(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that đâ â(charmed) and so is that đ«±â#âill try your favourite firstâ GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#âsalmon and rye breadâthats the famous one đ€â [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#âherringâ âherrin' đ€ ?â âeating all this her-RINGâ no notes#âis this just another salmon on rye breadâ he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#âdifferent salmon? smoked?â the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#âi still love your country thoughâ and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews âjokesâ BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#âwhat the hell do i do with this thing?â MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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it's abouttttttttt how misa defines herself as someone who is in love with light and how the narrative goes out of its way to superficially agree with her (htr describes her as "the second kira who loves light" like it's her defining personality trait other than the mass murder) but also she definitely does not love him. she has like two panels max "justifying" why she likes light and both of them are the most weak "he's cute and perfect" justifications i've ever seen. misa amane i love you i love that there is a hole where your heart should be after your parents' deaths ripped it out of you. you can try to refill it all you like but you're never getting it back
#im going through drafts this was good. i like her a lot . okay#misa amane#death note#it's so fucking fascinating to me the whole definition of her self thing#like when L and rem go 'oh you like light' shes like CONGRATULATIONS#YOU HAVE PERCEIVED THE ENTIRE EXTENT OF MY CHARACTER#she actually HAS personality traits other than being in love with light! shes impulsive! she has 0 regard for human life inc. her own!#she's extremely good at improv and acting! she's competitive! she's petty as fuck!#but she deliberately flattens herself to a caricature#and in the second arc that comes back to bite her because she loses all her memories#and all thats left is a shell of whoever she was trying to be#and she's not HAPPY! because she never WAS happy!#but now she doesn't even remember why she wanted to be this way in the first place!#MISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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i love all the batch for various reasons but crosshair is the one i can't think about for very long. not only did he view the rest of the batch's decision to leave the Empire as a personal betrayal, but he lost so much time with them. yk that bit where he and omega are meditating on pabu and she says smth along the lines of, "you missed a lot." yeah. shit had me sobbing for a good thirty minutes. cos he comes back and not only does he get to see the squad being brothers to omega, but.. he never gets to see tech with her. he notices that tech is missing in everything he does. sleeping, eating, spitting out one of his sly little comments and not having a pair of eyes to instantly dart to for validation. none of it is the same, and he never had the chance to make amends for his terrible decision. he never talks about it - doesn't even like to think about it. at times it can be unbearable because there's nowhere to run - just the memory of his brother's face and voice looping in his mind. nothing can make it go away.
#i cant articulate it well enough#the despair i feel#so i try to avoid it#hes just like me fr#i have two wolves inside me#one is crosshair and the other is tech#tbb crosshair#tbb tech#tbb#the bad batch#star wars thoughts#tech and crosshair are twins#still on s3 e9 or possibly 10#bite me#tbb omega#tbb pabu#star wars#clone force 99#clone family dynamics#clone headcanons#plan 99#once i process my emotions ill come back to this thought#the wound is still too fresh
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Heads up! There is going to be a very long and detailed post about making sausages dropping in a few hours.
It's got a big red content warning and a readmore, so nothing is going to get gruesomely dropped on you, but make sure you add "butchery" or "cw butchery" to your tag filters to be extra safe if the idea of processing animal carcasses is upsetting to you!
It also has an image of sausage casings before they're scraped. I tried to whack the post with as many CWs as I can think of but I'd recommend "cw meat" or "cw organs" if you need them.
#I also kinda started infodumping about sausages in general#It's a lot more of a food post than a lore post#And that's because 1. I'm hungry and 2. I want to make a whole official warrior bites entry on clan sausages#Delving into how the sausages tend to be different between Clans because of their environments and preferences#The person who sent the ask seemed to be requesting technical info#So technical info they GOT#Funfact about me. One of my ancestors sold hot dogs for a living.#You all jest about silly American in the hamburger mine working hard for 1 rock and roll disk.#But I am from proud lineage of hotdogslingers. I have no need of rock and roll disk#I hot dog out of pride. For honor. A lone ranger.#''Gee Bones why do you like food so much'' my blood is hot dog water#Also I am not squeamish at all. Like. I'm chronically unsqueamish when it comes to meat and overestimate the comfort of other people#SO I try to make up for it with ample warnings like this#Since I got some new followers who may not be used to the Regularly Scheduled Strange Topics or how I do stuff.
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What did/do you like about Pharah?
Uh, gameplay-wise, I really love characters in shooters who rely on three-dimensional movement techs. Chaining together hover and jump to stay in the air for as long as possible and keep momentum is so satisfying, and picking enemies off from the sky made me feel like a bird of prey. I was a good Pharah main.
Story-wise, there unfortunately isn't much to canonically go off because Pharah is so underutilized and neglected. Her personality's pretty boilerplate "heroic hero" (she's literally inspired by Captain America).
But it's the crumbs/bits and pieces that I really latched onto. Pharah's a confirmed lesbian; her short story with Baptiste implies she harbors a crush on Mercy (fucking thank you.). She's biracial Egyptian/First Nations. She has major mommy issues, having grown up both admiring and resenting Ana. She's the bridge between Old Overwatch, inspired by the idealized heroes who surrounded her childhood, and New Overwatch. She's one of the only inter-generational characters in the cast; someone whose experiences span the gap, which is why I seriously believe Pharah would make a great main character.
There isn't much to go off of, though; she's a very uncomplicated character (she's a soldier for a private military corporation, lol.). But that just means she's a blank slate character, so I've seen fanfic writers run wild and create some really interesting takes on her. My favorite interpretation of her's a dense, herbo gym-bro type (a lot of her liens are about work outs, exercising, and playing sports) who's easily excitable under her seemingly self-serious, armored visage. We see how she tends to gloat and hype herself up when she's on a streak too, so Pharah definitely has a competitive and boastful side under her more professional and militant performance.
Now Mercy? Mercy is a real complex character.
#i was a diehard pharmercy shipper back then btw#the inherent homoerotic experience of pharmercy gameplay.#the homoerotic experience of looking to the skies to fly to safety under the protection of your knight in shining armor#the homoerotic experience of feeling white hot murderous rage at an enemy trying to pick off your pocket mercy#i still kinda despise gency lmao. you cannot convince me mercy would be in love with genji. at all.#he'd make her feel so uncomfortable and guilty. in my head. the canon is obviously different#gency is sexless. absolutely zero bite or tension.#i could go on about mercy and how her character has so much missed potential#i'm no longer in my overwatch fandom phase but#i still think about that new flirty line they added in ow2 where mercy goes âahh you're like my knight in shining armor!â#and pharah goes âthat's what i'm goin for ;)â and i sigh dreamily#really happy that pharah outright says she's a lesbian too but it's hard to feel good about rep when you know blizzard uses it for pr#to be honest i'm willing to bet cash that blizzard's keeping pharmercy in their back pocket as ammo for the next controversy#last year we already saw logs about pharah fretting and taking care of mercy and the two talking about how good it is to see each other#tbh pharah has the same energy/demeanor as applejack. cheerful and competitive in a can of whoopass#but yeah overall pharah's a pretty shallow character. i have IDEAS on how i'd go about deepening her but. whatever#that's sorta what happens when you have to juggle a cast of 40 characters. a lot get left with the bare minimum#ok so i wrote this entire post up saying that pharah isn't in ow2's storymode when she is. she's in the story i just. forgot#because she doesn't do or contribute anything interesting#ok i'm stopping here. overwatch's story is such an interesting narrative mess i could go on for hours#i dunno how you come up with such incredible character designs and give them such an unincredible story#it's also so so so interesting seeing the conflicting takes on characters the writers have#mercy in gameplay and voicelines is peppy and cheerful and optimistic#but mercy in the storymode journal logs is tired. jaded. a total shut in who forgets to leave her room and social#and YES! THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!! THAT'S MERCY TO ME!!! THE DOCTOR WHO FORGETS TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF#ask me#anon
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I think they should be allowed to text
#slowly trying to integrate other characters into these bc i have come across so many posts about biting#is there anything in canon that suggests swan acts like this? no. but she does in my heart you understand#warriors musical#i fear cowgirl with a phone would be dangerous#sheâd post a tiktok to casual with a caption like âwas it casual when you fucking bit meâ#and rembrandt would message her like if you donât take that down the lesbians on tiktok will fucking get you for some reason#but the tiktok actually goes semi-viral#i think half of cowgirlâs tiktoks would be about how she got bit and the other half would be her and cochise doing trends and stuff#she and cochise actually made an audio that got used by some âbig creatorsâ and she tells everyone for weeks
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Just remember, kids: most of the time, stupid is how you feel, not who you are.
#me trying to drill this into my own head as i go through protracted training for my new job#also on this list of reminders for myself: phone calls can't actually hurt you. the people are very far away. what are they gonna do?#come charging up from another state to bite my goddamn ankles?#been a little peevish this week because 1) i was flat-out lied to in the interview about how much client contact i would have#(turns out: it's daily not 'oh it's occasional')#and also 2) this job is SO high stress? and has SO many moving parts? and no one seems to be on the same page at all??? and they change shi#basically every other day so you can never pin things down????#so i feel incredibly stupid basically all the time lately until i get to go home#at which point my brain is so burnt from cosplaying as a cheerful human being all day that i can barely function#much less write or read or do what i want to do#so! i feel stupid! all the time! deeply deeply stupid!#but it's just a feeling#and not a reality#and boy howdy do i need to drill that into my brain
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they mean everything to me
#shoutout to these gays bitches#dont be fooled sigrid is going to bite karlach's nose if she actually leans down#its how she shows love#im trying to shift back into dragonage but oh the blorbos are so real#the piece ive been writing has been coming along nicely so might share that sometime#theyre living the best life post avernus. to me#my art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#karlach cliffgate#oc: sigrid#durge#happy pride month to them
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hey have you guys heard of this game, it's really cool, called "In Stars and Time", you should play it sometime
#in stars and time#*gripping my switch so hard my knuckles go white* omg hiii siffrin ISaT#bought it on sale recently and im so pissed i have to go to bed so I can't continue playing#everytime a character would come on screen that I recognize I just went đ«”đź#I might be spoiled on Loop but by god I know absolutely nothing else about this game#I mean. I'm also kinda spoiled on King.#BUT EVERYTHING ELSE-#I'm so normal. im so normal im so normal about this#im sick of the stupid little Devil enemy#goo goo gaga bruh COME HERE#isat#oh my only qualm so far is that getting into battle lags it out lol#and i just knowwww it's gonna bite me in the ass later#because of the lagginess i like to avoid battle#but then they're like 'oh haha your party's levels will be saved btw! make sure you level everyone up :)'#ughhh im trying to perservere. if anyone has advice for how to make the switch version not lag that'd be helpful
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A werewolf knight promised a bride in return for his unflinching loyalty and unmatched battle prowess.
His Jarl thinks the most beautiful, talented, and wellbred Lady of the island will suit nicely as his gift.
But the wolf has already made his choice -- he'd made it long before he ever went to war. Everything he did, every terrible, horrible, deadly thing, he did it for her.
And since he was promised a bride, well. Who can stop him? It's his due, after all.
#who holds his leash? certainly not the laird and certainly not this wench they're trying to foist upon him#he's GOING to kick up a fuss and start biting people if he doesn't get his way#Viking style etiquette but it takes place in the same universe as Dr. Pragma and Kelsi and Ettienne and Mason#which is gaslamp Victorian and modern cityscape prospectively#anything is possible <3#jk they're all modern but with elements of their respective romance timescapes for spice <3#anyway. this poor little bakers daughter.#she doesn't even know. she's like 'oh I'm so SORRY you have to be married to a peniless nobody like me. i promise I'll fix it and you can#be married to someone you actually like đ„ș' and he just lets her keep thinking that because it makes her easier to manipulate and less liable#to flinch when he gets a bit. handsy. with her. becuase obv he wouldn't come on to someone he doesn't even like!#but then she brings up the concept of annulment ('well have to sleep in seperate beds of course. we can't let them get the wrong idea') and#the gig is up. he's like no we WILL be fucking. you're mine.#and then she tries to run (doesn't know about chase-instinct)
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you know when you're going through a high stress situation that is prolonged and agonizing but you've put on a brave face and you think you've got this! đȘ and then a week into it you accidentally burn your quinoa and there's smoke and all of a sudden your skin is sloughing off and you feel like alice about to be swept away in a tide of her own tears? mmnnmm yeag.
#i cant fucking do this not at all actually im very scared and i have no idea what im gonna ddo for money and yeah i am. so scared#money isn't even scary if i can just find a job! but i need an apartment but i can't find an apartment unless i can pay for the rent#and i have to contact The Dude at some point but uh. hes mad. im scared.#augh delete later probably. im sitting on the stairs outside and smoking a cigarette which i really shouldn't do#did I tell you i was scared. i have these cruel nightmares of roaming the streets looking for nala and not finding her#and i wake up in a cold sweat in a panic not knowing where i am. everything is so unfamiliar !!!!#if things ever work out for me if i can find the money for deposit or get my investments back somehow i swear i will spend a month in compl#ete silence staring at the cieling just processing this#right now everything feels so GO GO GO and i am scared it might break me. i do not have the time for chronic ilness right now yk.#tummy ache. chewing on my cheek.#nothing to do than try to stay positive but man. this really fucking sucks and is really unfair#who knew being a people pleaser with 0 boundaries would come back to bite me in the ass.#/groan/
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âCOME WITH MEâ
#SARA HESS#WAS CRAZY FOR THAT đ#THE TEARS WHEN SHE SAID NO#AND THE FACT THIS LINE CAME RIGHT AFTER âHISTORY WILL PAINT YOU AS COLD AND CRUELâ / âLET THEM SAY AS THEY WISH I AM FINALLY AS MYSELFâ#THE NAIL BITING LIKE WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER#HER POSSIBLY NOT EVEN KNOWING AEGON ESCAPED ALIVE#SHE MAY NOT EVEN KNOW RHAENYRA IS GOING TO HER DEATH AT DRAGONSTONE LATER#SHE MAY TRY TO HELP HER ESCAPE AND SEND HER DIRECTLY INTO AEGONâS ARMS#IâM LOSING MY MIND#QUEER PEOPLE#ARE THE BEST#THE 2 YEAR WAIT WILL BE INSANE BUT THE FICS WILL BE *SO GOOD* IN THE MEANTIME#âCOME WITH MEâ I CAN *N O T* đ#lgbtqia#rhaenyra x alicent#alicent x rhaenyra#rhaenicent#ate GOOD TONIGHT#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#hotd spoilers#hotd finale#hotd season 2#hotd#hotd s2#house of the dragon#I havenât even put away the possibility of a kiss yet. She could have her#rhaenyra x mysaria#romance in the capital & then after Mysaria dies & Rhaenyra has to flee we get one with Alicent as sheâs helping her escape they think đ
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*in the tone of an ad*
have you ever asked someone for mosquito bite cream?
does the phrase "mosquito bite cream" take too long to say?
say "squito sauce" instead!
*side effects include: your parents not understanding what you mean, repeatedly saying squito sauce in random situations cuz it sounds so fun, and death!
#guys i need this to go viral so that i can say squito sauce and people will understand#imagine this:#it is 1am. i have just come back from a road trip. my entire family is tired and sleepy and trying to organize all of our belongings.#my mosquito bites are annoying me greatly#i know my mother has mosquito bite cream somewhere so i ask her#in between my brain and my mouth i realize that i can shorten âmosquitoâ to âsquitoâ#and that i forgot the word for cream/ointment/etc!#so what comes out of my mouth you ask?#âhey ma where's the squito sauceâ#she has a look of horror on her face. she doesn't know what i meant but she knows tje series of words are terrifying.#immediately after obtaining squito sauce i share the name i thought of with every person in the house#they are all equally horrified#shitpost#silly funny#funny haha#i love it when there are more tags than post#it's my favorite pastime
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And now Iâm all in my feels about just how joined at the hip they truly must be ⊠they hold hands so much through the series just for the sake of friendship can you imagine how much they hold hands when theyâre more secure in their relationship?
no because the interaction between them must be off the charts⊠they both take such a comfort in the otherâs physical presence, as you say holding hands and of course all of the bed sharing and other entirely unnecessary but extremely married little touches that they share throughout the series (think peeta rubbing at a tense spot on her back when she canât figure out the spile in the quell, and katniss stroking his hair back when theyâre in the middle of a war zone underneath the capitol).
so when theyâre actually together together, i think that theyâre almost always touching.
he loops an arm around her waist while they walk through town, while she slips her hand into his pocket. on the couch at home, they either sit curled up together or with her legs across his lap as he sketches. sometimes, if he hasnât slept great the night before sheâll sit with his head on her lap and play with his hair until he dozes off. he often returns the favor, running his blunt nails up and down her bare shoulders and back while she sprawls on her tummy on their bed. theyâre not kissy in public, but in crowded places she likes to either hold his hand or heâll walk close behind her with a hand somewhere on her just so sheâs reminded of his presence. however in the comfort of their own home they are VERY kissy, greeting each other with little pecks to say hello and goodbye (katniss goes into a foul mood if he doesnât kiss her goodbye in the mornings, even if he hates to wake her when sheâs sleeping peacefully).
#furthermore katniss bites.#affectionately. and any part of him that she can reach.#like his ear or his fingers with just a little nip. as a treat.#also i feel like iâve said this before but she would definitely be like come snuggle me donât worry i can handle your full weight#and while heâs like ummm katniss sheâs like shush this is healing.#she will try to hold him like a giant baby even though he is big and she is small#everlark headcanons#asks
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