#i know my mother has mosquito bite cream somewhere so i ask her | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

official-panini · 2 months

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*in the tone of an ad*

have you ever asked someone for mosquito bite cream?

does the phrase "mosquito bite cream" take too long to say?

say "squito sauce" instead!

*side effects include: your parents not understanding what you mean, repeatedly saying squito sauce in random situations cuz it sounds so fun, and death!

#guys i need this to go viral so that i can say squito sauce and people will understand #imagine this:#it is 1am. i have just come back from a road trip. my entire family is tired and sleepy and trying to organize all of our belongings.#my mosquito bites are annoying me greatly #i know my mother has mosquito bite cream somewhere so i ask her #in between my brain and my mouth i realize that i can shorten “mosquito” to “squito”#and that i forgot the word for cream/ointment/etc!#so what comes out of my mouth you ask?#“hey ma where's the squito sauce”#she has a look of horror on her face. she doesn't know what i meant but she knows tje series of words are terrifying.#immediately after obtaining squito sauce i share the name i thought of with every person in the house #they are all equally horrified #shitpost #silly funny #funny haha #i love it when there are more tags than post #it's my favorite pastime

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