#come back soon anon

[crosbyism]

HELLO IM BACK (the sid should have gender affirming sex anon) bc i just realized the real and true reason for sid’s old jock. it looks like an infection hazard right?? THATS THE POINT. the constant dick checks needed to prevent a rash. having a glorified 15 step korean skin care routine for his dick and balls. demanding nate double check his junk.

i had a whole thing about sid fucking his way across the masculinity spectrum to tell u and i can’t express it rn :( i am slightly high i think sid starts out w some fairly stereotypical cishet ideas of masculinity and sex, thinking in the middle of the flyers era misgendering. assumes his visceral negative reaction to getting babygirled is as much the sub part as gender (also bc prob has a lot of cishet ideas about gender and penetration and power) then he gets baby boy-ed and it’s like iiiii can shooow uuuu the woooorld like i think he’s a switch (sex competition!) which imo is underexplored but idk maybe he was operating off the hind brain assumption that bc he was topping in a certain sitch he’s be in charge and gets baby boy-ed by a power bottom. or maybe he tries anal but decides penetration doesn’t get him the way a handjob does bc he wants to touch dicks! idk i think sex gets a lot more wet n wild when penetration isnt treated as “realer” than all other forms even if it can be fun! i am high and this is probably a more nuanced topic than i can express rn sorry :( i just was struck w inspiration about sid’s nasty jock and demanding his junk be looked at to see if other ppl thought he was getting a rash or not

sid gets wiggly when condescendingly called sport

ur so right re nate and the eroticization of the everyday via sid’s masculinity kink. also i think one time the sink breaks and sid’s hind brain is like I Know What To Do and it’s not until he’s standing in front of the sink wearing a white tank top jeans toolbelt and holding a hammer (for a sink???) w nate staring at him expectantly that sid realizes he got all his knowledge from porn and has no clue what to do when facing an actual sink

also i think nate can trick? sid into doing chores if he frames it as fulfilling sid’s being a middle aged man kink. home depot dad kink. babe bring home the bacon. hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping). hey stud gimme a ride? wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince. man these burgers are so good u gotta show me the recipe

i’ve mostly talked about sid here but ur nate idea w him having his everyday in a box and sec in a box and sid exploding the boxes is soooooo good

ok bye im going to go eat peanut butter. wait no i have chocolate cake!!!!

BESTIE WELCOME BACK 😍🥰😘 lol i love u and feel free to come into my inbox high and craving chocolate cake anytime. im laughing and delighted

LMAOOO re: sid’s nasty jock being an excuse for regular junk inspections, im crying ur SO right bestie. sid keeps being like: oh nooo i have to get my junk inspected again :( and someone has to fondle it while talking about my cock and balls in excruciating detail :( oh nooo what if they have to take out a magnifying glass :( to check for an infection :( and then they’d have to KEEP talking to me regularly about by cock and balls. and inspect it. every day.

anyone else: sid why don’t you just get a new jock

sid: no :) can’t. ✨superstition✨

like it would be SO ON BRAND for him. im crying. and also rolling in this headcanon like a pig in filth (read: sid’s junk in his jock)

re: sid working his way up to it and discovering the delights and dynamics of queer sex as an underbaked youngling, u r cooking and now i’m thinking about, like. sid nervously for one of his first sort of hook ups working his way up to insisting on topping with a very effeminate gay dude (since he feels safe asking for it there) and the guy just blowing his mind going “mh honey you’re such a stud, you’re gonna come and fill me right up, aren’t you?” sid goes UH. yes. YES PLEASE. and the sex essentially starts the process of boiling the frog for him, bc the guy is like. clearly at least a a decade older, clearly handling the reigns, but he’s also luxuriating in getting a cock inside him, calls sid (“just, uh. don’t call me kid, please.”) a sport, a stud, a good boy, basically sort of caringly soft doms him (“oh you’re gonna blow your load soon, aren’t you, baby boy? inside me? it’s okay baby, your big cock feels so good, i want it.”) while also begging for a cock in his ass. by the time sid walks out of there his queer third eye is blown wide the fuck open and he starts sucking and fucking his way through pittsburgh, craving nothing less than the high of shrimp colour sexual encounters. figuring out the shape of his (masc kink) sexual preferences one ultra specific hookup at a time.

the thing is that as a rookie he’s small in hockey terms, but he’s still a big guy compared to the normal population. so it’s not exactly hard to start topping dudes. but i think he does the classic dom top thing a couple of times and it gets a little boring. he loves fucking jocks, albeit starts out fucking smaller guys than him. he’s ecstatic the first time a bearded guy bigger than him goes to his knees and praises how pretty his cock is between sucking him off. he loves being called baby boy. sometimes even likes being called “kid” (but only in a specific gay hookup way). over the years he grows to like and appreciate all sorts of little masc epithets (big guy, handsome, mister, and ultimately daddy). i’m with you re: absolutely a switch, although i think he works his way up to some stuff. he just always, regardless of dynamic, enjoys sex the most when it’s full of masculinisation kink. he loves to be a dude fucking dudes. any which way. he loves touching a dick

i’m laughing so much @ nate tricking him into doing chores via middle aged dad kink bc why are u SO right about this. this is real to me. once nate figures the masc kink thing out he is milking that cow cock day and night about it. “hey handsome going hunting? (grocery shopping)” and “wow we should compare charcoal vs gas grill maintaince” are going to live in my mind rent free forever now, thank u. i’m gonna wake up in the middle of the night two weeks from now thinking: “hunting (grocery shopping)”. and the fact that sid 100% gets off on it. thrives on being referred to like this. sid wants to be the mustachioed porno plumber so bad. nate lets him tinker and break the sink even more just for the kink of it before they break 3 hours and two rounds of sex later and finally call an actual plumber. it’s a good thing they’re millionaires that can afford to break their appliances even more before hiring a professional to fix it.

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

Fish, I want fish toppings.

-Shark anon🦈

(Also should I change to a different creature since there's already a thallasic anon and i think the two designs would be too similar? Maybe a angler fish or dragon anon would work-)

dw friend they both have different designs ! ( also thal's already an angler fish iirc )

... would they be besties

[oifaaa]

You should write for DC. It'd be fucking hilarious cause youd probably hate it

Wondering who'd hate me writing for dc more me or dc constant battle of me trying to kill off all the bats vs dc telling me I can't do that

[tingedautumn]

id imagine to everyone else in the hotel that facing Charlie after they'd done something wrong is better than dealing with her creepy hotelier. But to Alastor? Her disappointment with him is like the worst thing ever to this guy. He'd rather be torn apart limb from limb than to ever have her upset with him.

i would kiss you full on the mouth anon you are SO right. alastor is the shamefaced kid when charlie is mad at him. alastor is trying to downplay how badly he fucked up in the desperate hope that charlie will breeze past it, or he’s trying to look as cute and sweet as possible so she forgives him immediately. he’s snuggling into her like a cat who KNOWS he shouldn’t have scratched the shit out of her favourite chair. he’s trudging around looking sad and forlorn so charlie feels bad for yelling at him. he’s playing sad jazz records at top volume in his room so charlie knows he’s in utter despair. (he appears in her room like an hour later to declare to her face he’s in utter despair.) he’s experiencing genuine chest pain when she tells him she’s disappointed. hell as torment? no, charlie making him sleep on the couch is torment, and alastor can’t deal with it for ten minutes.

[jihyocentric]

hii I would like to hear more about your jeonghyo headcanons pls

anything? ... OMEGA jihyo. all the way. it's honestly all i've been thinking abt lately,,, not surprising at all bc i have permanent pillow princess/omega/subby jihyo brainrot and i don't really write or like her any other way BUT STILL! and i'm not big on omegaverse... but omega jihyo with alpha(s) jeongyeon (and nayeon) means a lot to me... anyway

i don't know if you'll remember the talk we had when i said i don't know what to write when it comes to jeonghyo despite it being my second favorit ship from twice but an anon gave the idea of making an office au and it's been in my head since.

i've even written a few paragraphs based on that (keep in mind that maybe that thing will never see the light of the day!) but it just feels like a perfect au to have omega/alfa dynamics... like annoyingly happy coworker alpha jeongyeon x grumpy single mom omega jihyo is peak if you ask me...

the idea of them having a lil family together will always do it for me honestly. them raising their teenagers and the new babies they definitely would have together... 😢 and usually the whole "i'll protect you and the family bc i'm your alpha" thing isn't appealing to me but i'd love to write stuff like this for them... in all universes (that i write) jihyo is someone who needs to be taken care of and looked after and jeongyeon fills the giving role so well :/

the headcannons are not really headcannoing but i wanted to talk abt this 😔

[sugarcandydoll]

feel like i need a break from tumblr cause there's sm negativity lately :(♡ feel so sad cause i love being here n girlblog n talk w moots n read good fics hehe ♡🫶🏼💕 but dunno what's in the air rn i hope it goes away soon :(♡

[shepscapades]

prt five 👁️👁️ (going off the tags in the last rb)

Hi so um! I’m fine!!!!!

[specific-dreamer]

plzzz expand on ur peril from pauls pov

i wanted to answer this as soon as i saw it but i had to practice self control and finish my exam but trust ur now my favorite anon <333

under the break actually bc boy am i yappin

they met the first time in 7th grade and paul, was already a little off kilter from the rest of the boys in his grade, he had yet to start being interested girls but his dad says it’s nothing to worry about that it’ll come in time. but then he meets darry and it’s like something clicked. paul doesn’t get it at first but there’s something in him that’s desperate for darry’s attention. despite his best efforts they’re acquaintances at best but the first time darry says hi to him in passing paul as the largest grin on his face for the rest of the day

the start of their friendship is in 8th grade when they’re at football tryouts. funnily enough they didn’t become friends over football but over late math homework. during their 15 minute break, paul had been struggling and on the verge of ripping his hair out and darry came over took one look at the assignment and said it was easy as hell. if it had been anyone else paul would’ve fought them right then and there, but it was darry. and instead his cheeks reddened and his stomach started doing the same flips it always does when he’s embarrassed himself. against his better judgment he asks darry for help if he’s so smart and somehow they blow through the hw with 5 minutes of their break to spare.

it’s in 9th grade when paul realizes people don’t usually get so giddy at the thought of their best friend. he realizes this when darry offhandedly asks if he wants to go to their schools winter formal together since neither of them had dates. it’s the quickness of which he says yes that paul thinks to himself that maybe something isn’t right. that maybe there's a reason he hadnt already asked a girl out to the formal. he pushes the thought away just as quickly though because it’s their last yr of middle school and they need to get ready for their high school football team tryouts

everything clicks for paul in 10th grade. it’s their first year of high school and paul just got the keys to his car and his dad asks where he was gonna go first. the expected answer (the answer paul gives) would be to pick up beverly and go to the drive in. instead the first thing he thinks of is picking up darry so he could see the excited gleam in his eyes (a look paul just simply adores and wouldn't mind seeing for the rest of his life) and then the two would go for what would be the start of many joyrides. that’s when it clicks for paul. the other guys his age all had girls to pick up when they first got their cars. they were all excited to take their girls to the drive in or even to the top of some hill for privacy. their girl was always their first thought. but paul’s was of darry. paul's first thought was always of darry. paul is in tenth grade when he realizes he has a crush on his best friend (he does not go driving the same day he gets his keys, instead he goes in his room and sobs)

(he sobs at the realization that it’s not normal to get so excited at your best friends laugh. it’s not normal to be 16 and have yet to bring a girl home as more than a friend. it’s not normal that his favorite part of the week is when he and darry have sleepovers and get to bare their souls to each other from the comfort of paul’s locked bedroom door. it’s not normal for his stomach to do flips when darry grabs the wrong shirt the morning after their sleepovers. its not normal for him to hope darry doesnt realize it the wrong shirt, so he can darry his clothes more often. it’s not normal for his palms to get a little sweaty when darry sits too close. its not normal for his chest to get tight whenever darry leans over to whisper something. it’s not entirely normal for paul to immediately look for darry’s approval after he scores a goal or to immediately look for darry in a crowded room. it’s not normal that they hug more often than the other guys he knows. it’s not normal that almost every waking thought he has is of darry and when he'll see him next.)

it’s in eleventh grade that paul realizes he’s in love with darry. that he probably has been this whole time. the feeling clicks when they’re on one of their joyrides to just outside of tulsa. paul realizes he’s in an absolute, pure, and wholesome kind of love (like the kind of love that’s mentioned in all of darry’s favorite songs) when darry’s standing in the passenger seat and the wind ruffles his hair. he realizes he’s in love when he can’t take his eyes off of darry because the sun beaming just behind darry kind of looks like a halo and that must mean darry’s an angel. and paul can’t think of anything truer because darry could very well be an angel. he’s beautiful and handsome and kind and amazing and just overall perfect, a kind of perfect that's rare in tulsa, just like an angel would be. paul can’t seem to tear his eyes away from darry until the car swerves and darry nearly falls (paul makes a point to hold darry’s ankle whenever he stands up from then on).

paul’s in 12th grade and just 1 hour away from graduating when he gets his heart broken.

[crosbyism]

me n the gender affirming sex anon btw.

[merakiui]

Mera Mera! Do you play/ have played obey me? If so who was your favorite (mine was beel<3) - >_<Anon

I have!! I played it when it released in 2019 and it had such a strong grip on me during the 2019 to 2020 era. My favorite was (and still is) Mammon. WAAAAA I LOVE HIM!!!!!! He means everything to me. He is everything I love in a man. The epitome of man one might say. OTL I will never forget the time when they released his bunny butler card with the animation. I wanted it so badly and didn't get it and I mourned this great loss. T^T I also liked Belphie quite a lot because the yandere potential was so extreme. Also, the fact that he killed us once. 🫣 I love an unstable demon who lies, manipulates, and kills. 😵‍💫 omg and then I would also wait (im)patiently for the new story chapters after I had read everything and diligently play every event,,,,, uuwaaa it was so fun!!!

But then I downloaded Genshin, which proceeded to break my phone. ;;; I lost all of my data in obey me when I got my new phone, so I had to start over with a new account. I only know the storyline up until the time when the MC returns to their world for the summer break, but I've heard a lot happens! I should revisit my account to play the story because I only ever logged on every now and then to check if any new Mammon cards were out hehe. :D

Aaaa and Beel!!!!!! He is such a good choice!!! A wonderful sweetheart!!! ( ≧ᗜ≦) you have immaculate taste, >_< anon!!!

[summertaters]

Oh my gosh!! I’m gone for a week and you make a years worth of wonderful things?!? Thank you so much!!! The angst, the fluff, the humour!! It’s all so goood I don’t know which one’s my favourite!!

I love more unhinged Hinata content, she’s such a little menace 😭😭 She would totally be the kid that has lured some kind of creature into her room that eventually multiplies 😂 Kacchako has to watch her like a hawk for sure

The soft doodles with silly faces mixed in always makes me smile. The range on your art from sweet gentleness to ugly goblin expressions is always amazing and I love it so very much!!

Villian Uravity is always such a fun concept, did you have any ideas about what lead her to this point or was it just pretty inspired by Arcane? I love the implication that she’s lifting up massive amounts of the Earth, her quirk has the potential to be so dangerous on a grand scale

I love the consistent return of your costume redesigns!! It makes me so happy to see your style and ideas incorporated into the little sketches and doodles you do. So glad you explored it more, it’s still one of my favourite redesigns!!

Sorry about the little ramble and I hope you’re doing well too!! 💜💜

Have a sweet kacchako doodle, anon~ You deserve it!

I think they'd eventually have to give in to Hinata's feral-ness on some level, and get her some kind of pet. I'm thinking a pair of rats, or mice, haha. Or maybe she'd find a stray animal that just keeps coming back.

Katsuki would be the most opposed to adopting it, but would eventually accept their new family member. He'd be the dad that says he doesn't want a pet, then have that pet favour him, and vice versa, LOL.

I have ideas rattling in my head about how/why she'd be acting villainous, but, you may just have to wait to get more info... Ehe!

But, YES. She has so much potential danger if she wielded her quirk for bad. I love playing with AUs, and 'what ifs'. I'm glad you enjoy when I play around with things!

Thank you anon(s) for all of your wonderful messages, comments, and compliments. I haven't had much time, or energy lately to respond to all of them, even though I want to! (I will try to eventually respond to them all eventually as I LOVE engaging with y'all)

Your messages always brighten my day, and I love your rambles! (Hello, fellow rambler here~)

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

[floweroflaurelin]

are you not doing huevember anymore?

At the moment I’m taking a break because I’m really sick, but once I’m able to paint again I plan on getting back to it. Huevember is something I do in my spare time when I’m not doing work for my job and right now I have no spare time because I’m focusing on resting and trying not to throw up.

I’ll post day 13 at some point and then just keep the days going into December. Huevember is fun! It’s most fun when I get to paint consistently every single day. I’m waiting til I recover enough for it to be fun again.

[lqfiles]

please dont dissappear again im begging

forgive me guys… i swear i didn’t ACTUALLY mean to disappear for two weeks lol i lowk just haven’t kept track of time sorry i really feel bad </3 ☹️

bad news: so i have not started a new chapter for ptp.. whatever motivation i had for it isn’t here atm so sorry guys i’ll try to get to it soon so i can also answer the other asks regarding it, emphasis on TRY …

better news?: i HAVE been writing tho… if anyone remembers that one post i made a few months ago about mark’s rem account and wanting to write a celeb au.. yeah 🌝 i’m more motivated to start on that (which i have! 2k words in!!) a sudden jump i know but i missed writing that isn’t smau i fear 😣😣

other than that i’m usually on my other account or on twt so if y’all want updates from me you gotta ask user HCVENUE me and her talk regularly OR i’ll be on @haedgaf ❤️ sorry guys.. nunubear loves all of you 🥺

[somegrumpynerd]

I'm eating your art

It tastes like marshmallows and sweet /vpos

Eeeee thank you!! That's so sweet oh my god <3 I hope it tastes good and you don't make yourself sick!!

[cobwebbedcat]

Babes can u recommend some omo blogs pls 😔😔 I miss ur omo works lol I'm getting deprived :'V

These blogs aren't omo specific, but theyve got real good piss fics/hcs!! : @/omg-kawaii-angel-chan, @/obey-me-headquarters, @/knoxmares, @/peed-panties, @/belphieslilcow. I hope I'm not forgetting someone... I know I've made a rec list of pee blogs I follow a long time ago on my old blog if you feel like digging through 1 billion posts lmao!!!

Idk there's ppl I follow that ik are into piss but haven't written about it..... Yet 😈

Ngl its stupid hard to find ppl who write piss kink stuff on Tumblr.. concerning the fandoms I write for at least. Theres some good fics outside of tumblr, but a massive reason (aside from piss being sooo so hot) why i write the fics i do is bc no one else is doing it 💀 I wish I had more mutuals who wrote pee stuff 💖😭

If any of my followers have recs I wanna know!!!!!

Oh this guy @frenchfrywrites has a lot of piss kink stuff. Just kiddingggg that's meee 🙄 but fr! I've got so many piss fics.. doesn't hurt to reread one or two of my old ones hshshsjsja