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This is super niche. But to the three other people who have watched the Netflix television series dogs in space AND watched Star Trek the original series. I give you Captain Garbage and Commander Socks:
#star trek#kirk#spirk#spock#star trek tos#captain kirk#tos#artists on tumblr#dogs in space#dogs in space tv show#netflix#netflix show#netflix shows#animation fanart#honestly renew dogs in space I'm so obsessed with it#at first it was just because garbage is Captain Kirk#but I got really into the plot#like it's fascinating there's shit going on!!#anyway#captain garbage#comander socks
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Love Fever
pairing: park minju x fem!reader; angst/fluff
synopsis: You two have been friends for a long time, harboring the same feeling without realizing it. Now in college, both of you can't hide it anymore, but also don't have the courage to admit it. All it takes is a little push for all this theater to be undone.
warnings: Jealousy, kisses, skintouch (?)
The heavy raindrops hits your body, the pain exponentially increased due to your high speed on the bike, plus: on a hill. Your hands tightening your grip on the handlebars, you couldn't be careless for even a moment or it would be your death. âItâs better to die falling from the bike now than deal with the coachâs lecture for being late, AGAINâ you thought. As if the universe wanted to silence your thoughts, an unexpected and heated typhoon of air passed by your side, followed by a horn. Thanks to your athletic background, your reflex was present and you managed to control your balance on the bike. It was enough to throw your thoughts away and focus on getting to college alive.
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There wasn't much point in trying to surpass the speed of light and almost dying in the process, cause 1, you're already late and 2, you're soaked, soaking wet, almost drowning. After more than 30 minutes 'listening' to the coach's lecture about how you should be more disciplined, be an example for the younger ones and blah blah blah, he comanded you to do a ten running sessions around the football field and, that's right, regardless of whether it was far from stopping raining. Since there wasn't much to do, and you depend on the sports scholarship to get your diploma, you simply followed orders and now you're on the third lap.
Normally you would have no problem finishing the ten laps in less than 40 minutes, you would do it with one foot strapped behind your back. But the problem started when your soaked clothes weighed a ton more, your wet socks rubbed your feet and you definitely hated tight clothes, it was like you were living your biggest nightmare. Apart from the fact that you weren't being rejected by Park Minju. Which would never happen, since it's humanly impossible for you to even be able to think when she's around.
Speaking of the devil. You barely noticed a pair of eyes as deep as the bottom of the sea, which looked more like two 'tapioca pearls', were looking at you affectionately from the covered stands. A chill ran down your spine and like a magnet, the magnetism drew your eyes to a specific corner of the stands. You stopped halfway through your seventh lap and placed a hand over your eyes to avoid the drops of water. Your eyes met hers, the corners of your lips rose automatically. It's like this every time, you can't help it, you never could.
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âYoâ you greeted her as usual as you crossed the small fence that separated the base of the stands from the field. You ran a hand through your hair, throwing it back to rid them of your vision. She smiled, her cheeks slightly flushed.
"Hey. are you late again?â she asked as the distance between you two closed.
Minju covered part of her palm with the sleeve of her pink sweater and wiped away a few drops of water that were dripping on your chin. Your eyes took advantage of her inattention and went over all the delicate features of her face, from her well-defined nose to her shiny, moistened lips. Again, your eyes met each other and neither of you made a move to look away.
âYeahâ it went out as whisper as you scratched the back of your head and an embarrassed laugh escaped your lips. âBut itâs not like Iâm not used to it, itâs kind of become routine,â you sat on one of the benches and she followed.
âYou have to wake up earlier then. You know how important this scholarship isâ she scolded you as she slided some strands of your bangs, still damp, stuck to your forehead with her finger. You just nodded. There was no point arguing about your alarm clock never working when right now what you wanted the most was to kiss her and you were fighting all your intrusive thoughts that had accumulated for 15 years.
âI think we better go in or youâre going to catch a coldâ, she got up and you followed.
Minju hadn't realized until now, but the equation: white shirt + rainwater = transparent, all your years of effort were noticeable beneath the thin fabric that outlined your entire, not exaggeratedly defined, abdomen and the apparent entrances near the base. Minju felt her heart palpitate hard on her chest and quickly tried to hide the flush on her face by walking in the opposite direction of you, towards the exit of the field (and entrance to the locker room). You smiled, that didn't go unnoticed.
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Minju waited sitting on one of the wooden benches in the locker room while you took a hot shower. Her eyes left the cell phone screen to look in the direction of the sound of your footsteps coming towards the lockers, her jaw dropped slightly when she saw that you were only wearing white nylon shorts just above your knees and a black sports bra with the silver 'Nike' symbol, the towel over your head, covering part of your back completed the 'sloppy athlete' look. Drops of water dripping down the length of your hair and traveling all the way down your free abdomen didânt go unnoticed by her. She turned her attention back to the phone and you turned her your back to open your locker, both of you trying your best to hide your feelings.
While you were focused on not hanging yourself with the collar of your own shirt while wearing it or tripping over your own foot because you were so nervous about being locked in the same room as her, Minju was closely observing the muscles in your back, how your body looked to have been drawn and somehow got off the paper.
âShall we go?â you asked as you finished putting on your sneakers.
âYou need to dry your hair. It won't do any good to go out with this cold with it wet.â, she stopped next to you and twirled a small strand of your hair around her fingers. Your eyes met. âCome here and Iâll dry it for youâ.
Since when you two were children, it was common for Minju to lead the way, always holding your hand and you just followed her everywhere, like a very well trained puppy. Even when you entered high school, you thought you could get rid of this habit, but you didn't. Even now at university, it's not like you can't let go, you just don't want to. It was comforting to see the satisfied smile on Park Minju's lips every time you complied with her request, no matter how uncomfortable it was, from watching horror movies to sleeping on the floor so she would be comfortable in your single bed.
As soon as your hair was completely dry you two went to the classrooms block, specifically the art block, you always left Minju first before going to your own class and today would be no different.
âThank you for helping meâ you thanked her and she just nodded.
âSee you on the way out. Babaiâ
âBabaiâ you said goodbye with a brief wave and ran to your class block, you had already been late for training, you couldnât afford to be late for class too.
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The day thankfully flew by, perhaps because you thought more about Park Minju than you paid attention in class. You got all the questions wrong in the pair activity, you had to ask the teacher to repeat all the questions once again because you 'didn't understand correctly' and worst of all, you were absolutely sure that you spent the whole day with the biggest dumb smile written all over your face. It was the effect she has on you. If Minju was some kind of poison, you weren't too worried about searching for
a cure.
While you were putting your materials in your backpack, someone approached your table, resting part of their body on the edge.
âAre you leaving?â, you just nodded. âLetâs go together thenâ your eyes looked up to meet your classmate, Son Jiwoo, with her characteristic smile, one that could collect tons of women around the world like a pokeball. But not you, and she knew it, but flirting was in Jiwoo's blood, it's part of her essence.
Laughs filled the barely busy hallway, most of the students must have already left in the first second the bell rang, you no longer minded carrying Jiwoo hanging from your arm like a koala from one side to the other, whispering in your ear by pointing in the direction of someone dressed in a funny way or students running in the rain to catch the bus and then falling. Your eyes searched the entrance in search of 'her', you were about to pick up your phone to send her a message when you saw Minju next to a friend of hers, who by the way, you don't like at all. Your eyes met. Her smile faded in a millisecond, her hand hanging in the air halfway as she shifted her gaze back to Noh Yunah. Unlike yours, Minju's smile grew even wider, her hands squeezing Yunah's arm as she tried to control her own laughter. You felt like your heart had been squeezed just like that inside your body, it was like they were... flirting.
âY/nâ you were literally pulled back to reality when Jiwoo pulled your arm lightly. âHello, earth to Y/n. Send a signal,â she said through a laugh.
An embarrassed smile escaped your lips as you scratched the back of your neck with your free hand, at this point it was an involuntary habit.
âSorry,â her smile grew even wider as her eyes traveled in the direction you were looking at and then back at you.
âYouâre so down, I canât believe Iâve lost my chance with youâ
You can only look away and laugh at yourself, along with Jiwoo, it's not like she's the first close friend to realize your feelings for Minju. When you had the chance to look in Minju's direction again, she was gone, as was Yunah. You bit the inside of your lip in frustration.
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Jiwoo went home and you are now sitting, almost lying down, on the steps of the university entrance waiting for the rain to stop, or at least to lessen a little. Coming home by bike in this storm is not a question and you still hoped to go back like you do every day, on a walk with Minju. Checking your cell phone every twenty seconds wasn't helping to calm your heart, much less remembering the scene of the two of them so close together. It was as if Yunah had stolen your place, which you had worked so hard to get and keep. It was supposed to be you making her smile, it was supposed to be you being touched while she tries to control her laughter, it was you who Minju should pour out all her worries and look for comfort.
âWhat's with all these sighings?â
Like a speeding arrow, your eyes flew to the voice owner, your head lolling back on your shoulders. You can't stop the corners of your lips from curling up. Minju sat next to you, resting her chest on her knees and embracing them, her cheek resting on her knees and her eyes fixed on you. As if you were a configured robot, your hand went towards her face automatically, but before your feelings could overcome your rationality was faster and you managed to stop the movement in the middle. You hugged your knees, staying in the same position as her.
âThe rain wonât stop,â you lied as you rested your chin on your knee, looking out at the almost flooded courtyard.
Silence.
âCan I ask you something?âshe broke the ice. You hummed in approval. âYou and...â from the corner of your eyes you could see that she is restless, adjusting herself in place so she can look ahead and avoid your gaze. âI mean,â she cleared her throat, her fist clenched in front of her mouth cartoonishly. âJiwoo... Are you guys something?â, she was playing with her own fingers while looking at the raindrops hitting the concrete in the courtyard.
"What?" you choked, your eyes wide open staring at the person next to you. âWhere did you get that from, Minju?â
She must have gathered a lot of courage to be able to ask you that, because she wasn't even able to look in your direction. A breath laughter escaped her lips.
âItâs just that... you two are always together and sheâs always soâŚâ, your eyes finally met and you made it your mission to keep them that way.
âSo...?â your low tone encouraged her to keep it going. Her lips opened and closed several times, as if she was writing and deleting the same message in differents ways, she bit her lower lip in frustration
âForget it.â
âComon'...â you sighed in frustration, your hand running your hair back. âTell me what happened, donât you like Jiwoo? Or did she made fun of you?â you were almost begging her to keep talking to you, hearing Minju's soft voice was almost like an addiction for you. âCause, like, she's kind of clueless and always makes these stupid jokes-â
âI donât like when sheâs with youâ escaped from her lips almost like a breath.
Silence.
âMinju, I-â your courage was cut with a razor sharp edge.
âMinju, y/nâ Yunah greeted you both with a smile without showing her teeth. âWhat are you guys still doing in here?â
âHi, Yunah. Weâre waiting for the rain to stop, sit with us.â
You hated how Minju always be so polite to people, you could never decipher if she was genuinely happy or if she was just being cordial to the others. The two of them quickly engaged in a small conversation, some laughs here, shoulders bumping there. You felt like you were left out there, almost like a trio friendship where one person is always left aside and ends up standing out from the duo.
âI'll be going firstâ you said while set off towards the courtyard without even giving them the chance to respond and taking advantage of the fact that the weather decided to give a break in the rain.
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The sound of the small tennis ball hitting the top of your yellow wall and falling back into your hands was drowned out by the music blasting through your headphones. You love rainy days, especially when itâs saturday, but for some reason you weren't able to enjoy today, you spent practically the whole morning and a good part of the afternoon holed up in your room, listening to music, watching movies, drawing and painting and now playing endlessly this damn ball on that damn wall. All this effort to occupy your mind and not think about... You know, the one who cannot be named, Valdemort of love.
Deep in your thoughts, and feelings, you barely noticed that someone had entered your room. Your eyes widened when hands took your headphone away, bringing you back to reality, the ball passing straight through your hands and falling to the ground. âDamnâ you thought.
âI've kind of been calling you for half an hour,â she said in a soft tone, pouting. You sat in the middle of the bed and she followed you, sitting on the edge.
âSorry, I was zooning outâ you remained silent for a few seconds, which, as clichĂŠ as it may be, seemed like minutes, neither of you knew how to start this conversation.
âDid something happen? You came out like that yesterdayâ Minju took the lead, since it was almost impossible for you to do so.
âNoâ you said while playing with your fingers as if they were the most interesting thing you had ever seen in life, you couldnât face her. She sighed in defeat.
âOkay, if you don't want to talk, call me when you feel like itâ Minju made to get up but you were faster, instinctively holding her wrist tightly. You looked at each other, not like you usually did, something felt different. Your feelings didn't seem to be so platonic anymore.
Your grip eased, now tugging the sleeve of her sweatshirt that she had stolen from you long time ago. You were distracted for a moment, thinking about how that piece of clothing that was almost as tight on you contrasted so much on her tiny body, the sleeves covering her hands, the length going past her waist. Your contact-starved eyes rose to her face, finding the pair of orbs that were already staring at you in longing.
âYou know that Yunah likes you, don't you?â it was a rhetorical question, but you needed to hear the answer. âAnd Iâm not saying as a friend.â
"I know"
Silence.
âShe confessedâ, you didnât even have a chance to control your own expression, your eyebrows came together tightly and your mouth went dry. âWhen you leftâ.
Suddenly it was so hard to breathe, your eyes were burning, your body was so tense that it hurts. And it was all your fault, that's what hurt you the most. Your lack of courage made you start late, while Yunah had already taken the lead a long time ago. You licked your lips as you gathered the courage to ask the real question, trying your best to keep your voice from shaking.
âAnd you?â escaped like a whisper. She furrowed her eyebrows as if trying to understand the question. You closed your eyes and took a deep breath before asking again. âDid you accept her feelings, Minju?â
âNoâ her voice firm and calm. Your body relaxed at the response, but only for a short time. âIt wouldnât be fairâ at this point Minjuâs face was indecipherable, you couldnât read between the lines of that sentence. And before you could clear your doubts, she cut you off as if she had read your thoughts. âI already like someoneâ.
âAh, of courseâ you thought, you didnât know why you were so surprised by this statement of hers. It's obvious that someone like Minju would be interested in someone, she's always so loving, attached, she always talks about love with her eyes shining. And she's so beautiful, she has no reason to be single, especially in college.
It's not like Minju is incapable of having any suitors, she's beautiful, funny, sweet, loves helping others. It would be easier for another meteor to fall on earth than for her not to be flirted at least once a week when you two walked through the halls of college. What if one of these people caught her eye and she reciprocated? But if that were the case, wouldn't she have told you? Or would she be hiding a relationship so you don't feel pushed aside?
âOkayâ was what you managed to find the strength to say. Your hand slid down her wrist, falling into your lap. Your eyes traveled to the desk in front of you, then to the window. You were trying hard to hold back your tears, it would be pathetic to cry now.
âY/n...â, Minju sit by your side and placed her hand over yours, her thumb caressing the back of your hand. âHey, seriously. Whatâs wrong with you these days?â she lightly squeezed your hand, the soft tone of her voice gave you a strenght. It's now or never.
You stared at her, your sharp eyes piercing through hers. Minju felt lightning run down her spine, the hairs on her arms slightly raised. Your hand held hers tightly.
âI like youâ just like your eyes, your voice came out firm and objective. You wanted your feelings to reach her, one way or another. âI've liked you since the day I knew there could be something other than friendship between two peopleâ her gaze grew with your outburst. âI like your smile, the way your eyes close and your nose wrinkles when you genuinely laugh. I like your expression when you sing. I like it when you help others without thinking twiceâ you opened your own Pandora's box and now there was no turning back, it was already done, so all that was left was to dump all the contents and wait for the verdict.
âI like it when you clap when something cheers you up. I also like it when you get embarrassed when someone compliments you, but I get jealous when Iâm not the one doing it,â you could feel Minjuâs hand tremble beneath yours and you were sure she could feel your sweating on top of hers. âI like it when you hug me, when you lean on me while you laugh. I like how beautiful you look when youâre focused on something,â your hand lifted Minjuâs, hanging in the air between the two of you. Your free hand came together halfway, almost as if you was praying for a positive response. âI always get nervous when you bring your face closer to mine when you're telling me a secret, when you hold my hand... when you look at me, just like thisâ.
âI like you, Park Minju!â
Every second you both spent in silence cracked your heart a little more. Minju hadn't yet absorbed all this flood you poured into her and you, anxious as always, didn't receive any response, not even a measly expression. The weather was already starting to take its toll when, like a divine help, raindrops began to hit your bedroom window, waking you both up. You swallowed hard, you couldn't bear this torture for another minute.
One second you were opening your mouth to speak, the next a pair of hands cupped your face, the third soft, wet, plump lips pressed against yours. As if you had been used to it for years, your eyes shut down the moment your lips connected, sharing a long-desired kiss. While one of your hands resting on Minju's side supported your leaning body, the other caressed her small waist. Minju's hands, previously on your cheeks, now fingered the back of your neck, stroking your hair. As you pulled away due to lack of air, you two burst out laughing when noticed that each other's lips were a vivid red.
âIt took you a looong time to gatter up the courage for confess, huh?â Minju said as she twirled a strand of your hair around her index finger. You raised an eyebrow and she rolled her eyes with a teasing smile on her lips. âItâs not like youâre the most subtle stalker in the worldâ you laughed embarrassedly.
âSo you knew?â you asked amidst laughter and she just nodded. âAh, this is so embarrassingâ your hands covered your face. Minju's hearty laugh echoed through the room, you joining her.
âI like you too L/n Y/nâ she kissed the spot on your hand that covered your lips. "a lot".
#park minju#minju#illit minju#illit#x reader#fem reader#female reader#illit x reader#park minju x reader#minju x reader#kpop x reader
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Ops. idk about "unhinged" but thanks to advice me about that one. I'm trying to chek out all his filmography and i've seen some ones that didn't look pretty interesting to me, so i just was wondering about your personal taste in orden to make more easy to choose the nexts ones to watch. "A beautiful mind" is absolutely one of his best actings. Every time I've seen this movie I've cried. Very good film. But my fav of him is Master and Comander, for his acting and for the movie in itself. I think the second one is 3:10 to Yuma, i was socked by the charisma he irradiates in this movie, and the film is one of the most entretaining westerns i've seen.
The worst for me, by the moment, was Noah, i just can't watched it till the end, not for him but for the movie, i think is pretty bad, i cant watch a biblical movie with all that sofisticted effects in where the character of Noah appears wearing jeans⌠But yeah, i'm totally with you, i think, saving some exceptions, this man have a pretty good list of roles on his name. And his movies are are pure entertainment cinema (in the best sense), he always plays a charismatic roles that stick me to the screen. I think he is propably one of the best actors alive.
I think the next i'm gonna see is that one in where he is doing some kind of stuff with horses (ican't rememeber de name now lol.)
Well, thank you for your talk, and for your dayly Russ content! Have a nice day :)
Ahhh, now that I know why you asked I will give you a more tailored list of movies I like. <3 Regarding Noah: I watched that one in the cinema which... helped. I actually wrote a review on Noah for my class at the time, but I cannot find it so I don't know what my concrete thoughts were on it.. I understand your opinion on it though. Sometimes I see behind the scenes photos of Noah and I can't help but think: "Oh, that was a... look." And 3:10 to Yuma is definitely one of his best! I am glad you've watched it. :D Okay, anyway, movies that I personally recommend sorted by release date: Proof (1991) For the Moment (1993) The Sum of Us (1994) The Quick and the Dead (1995) Virtuosity (1995) (this movie is one of his worst but it is a bad movie that is actually enjoyable when you know to expect trash) L.A. Confidential (1997) Mystery Alaska (1999) The Insider (1999) Gladiator (2000) Master and Commander (2003) Cinderella Man (2005) A Good Year (2006) 3:10 to Yuma (2007) American Gangster (2007) (there's a couple movies here that im not personally interested in, but out of those State of Play (2009) is the most watchable) Robin Hood (2010) (it looks worse based on the posters than it actually is, I promise) The Next Three Days (2010) Les Miserables (2012) The Water Diviner (2014) Fathers and Daughters (2015) The Nice Guys (2016) Boy Erased (2018) (Crowe doesn't have a big role in it, so if you want to watch movies for Russell and Russell only it is not worth it. Great movie though.) I'm not so much into his latest movies. True History of the Kelly Gang is very artsy and imho a nice viewing experience, but not worth it for Russell. The Greatest Beer Run Ever is an entertainable movie, but again with Russell in a supporting role rather than main character position. Poker Face is a bad movie, but he looks really good in it which makes it watchable... and tbh I do not have a lot of hope for The Pope's Exorcist based on the trailer. I'm kinda hoping the movie that he's working on right now will be good again though - that one looks amazing when it comes to the script.
#text#answered#anyway that is a list of movies i would rewatch#and i have included some you have seen already in case others are interested
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Picture this; #464
A Month of Disabled Prompts;
(Note; While the goal is to do one a day, please go at your own pace, this is for fun after all!)
1. Prompt blogger delays posts for months due to fatigue...and refusing to reorganise their posts so they could write less. Stubborness is a wicked little creature that bites.
2. Who cares about not being able to form words clearly as long as you can scream in time with the music?
3. They returned to find a fort made from old video tapes and honestly they should have expected as much.
4. âYouâre telling me that they are in correspondence with a space fairing species whose entire culture works via non-visual communication and not a single person thought to get me involved?â
5. Parent and child get inventive with their game of catwalk fashion.
6. They left their wheelchair in the same room as a sorcerer one time and this is what they get.
7. Ballet production makes good use of their leads use of prosthetics to create a more dramatic and unique rendition of cinderella.
8. Buying skincare products was a quest all of its own.
9. âHow many spoons do you think it would take me to kill him?â
10. Each time their sibling finished the first draft of their story they rewrote it according to their reactions, as they could not remember the first time the draft gradually became a story that always left them smiling.
11. Sometimes the only way to deal with gut pain is to speak spiteful dramatic poetry to the gods who may or maynot actually be around to listen.
12. Thereâs a one man band whose body is an instrument, music follows him as he rolls by.
13. They had a pocket book that no one knew about in which they kept a detailed list of meals that would suit their beloved.
14. In an apocalyptic wasteland one traveller is struggling to teach their new robo buddy not to react to unintended comands and signals brought about by their terrets.
15. âIâm telling you right now that if it isnât colour coded then nothing is getting done.â
16. The nurse caught them embroidering their hospital gown.
17. Missing a sentimental tatoo, they find another means to carry that sentiment with them.
18. Narcolepsy is somewhat less burdonsome when the deity of dreams and sleep likes to learn about the waking world.
19. They had found it, the perfect material, the very thing that would cover as many surfaces in their home as feasably possible.
20. âThey call it the bowles of hell for a reason.â
21. If they were going to be hooked up to these machines from now on they they were going to make sure they were cyber punk as possible.
22. There is a woman in the woods whose hobby it is to knit custom gloves, scarves, socks and hats for those who struggle to find the right fit. All she needs in return is a story.
23. The flatmate situation got a lot easier once it became clear that the chore schedule was unreadable to half the residence.
24. They had sat at their side on one of their worst days in an attempt to comfort, when seeming to fail they offered to introduce their funnier friend only to turn away to reveal a crudely drawn face on the back of their bald head, which worked a lot better.
25. Prophecies and dyslexia do not mix well...or perhaps they do?
26. âYes I still need it! Believe it or not vampirism is not a cure for paraplegia.â
27. It was only once they introduced their knew friends to their family that they became aware as to why their face blindness was not an issue on this case and the reason said friends had been so baffled when they first met.
28. Unable to play their instrument while wearing the wrist braces they struggle not to fall into a slump.
29. Their grandfather boasted he could juggle anything they threw at him, and so he did, which led to a slight misunderstanding with the neighbours.
30. Valentines was approaching, which meant they needed an epipen in every possible place they could store one.
31. How to explain to a heat radiating alien that you have been lingering around them because their aura reduces pain without coming across as really wierd about it.
Completion Bonus!;
Do a one shot or a sketch for something you love that you havenât had the chance to do for a while! Or read one chapter of an unfinished story! Or watch one episode or movie of that thing you like! Satisfy whatever urge you have right now, you have all the time in the world for this so relax and treat yourself, you did great!
#prompts#prompt#writing prompt#drawing prompt#art prompt#au#alternative universe#fanfiction prompt#writing ideas#art ideas#promptsausandshit#month challenge#Month of prompts#disability#spoonie#omfg its been forever hello im not dead#heres some random ideas#if there are spelling mistakes too tired to care
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i just ate three kiwis and i am now healthy enough to replace god
my ten comandments are:
tomatoes are illegal unless in pasta, pizza, soup, or burgers.
free caprisun
no more mushrooms ew
you have to at least make one dad joke each day
fuck school. all my buddies be brainless
it is illegal to do shit to other people without permission(obvously i had to include this because i need to be a good god)
if you dont like cheese, no caprisun for you. bitches like you get dog spit in a bottle
teaching math is a crime
no socks. we fuckin gay now
it is legal to commit crimes against justin bieber fans
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She is so pRETTY!!!!! and her stance is just so comanding!!!! Not like obnoxious commanding more like acknowledge my presence kind đ¤đ¤đ¤- sneaky sock thief
Iâm glad you liked her!! I just wanted an excuse to draw some kinda military styled clothing
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Unus Annus inspired bucketlist
Sensory deprivation tank
Cup speed stacking
Medical cupping
Operation (and other board games) with baby hands
Getting waxed
Make slime
Helium therapy
Draw memes from memory
AI predicts how I die.
Chubby gummy or chubby bunny (I've never played because I was always scared I would choke and die)
Be hypnotized
Do an escape room
Viking funeral (build a wooden boat, fill it with flowers, light it on fire)
Make sausages
Get acupuncture
Be a nude model
Get a pedicure
Make a tape sculpture
Donate toys to charity (but like a FUCKTON of toys)
Dog sled on snow
Gallon challenge (almond milk edition)
Break shit to relieve stress
EXTREME staring contest
Attempt presidential fitness test
Eat bugs (face my fear)
Bungee jump
Learn to walk on the really tall circus stilts
Sensory overload tank
Create a mannequin of myself
IQ test and / or dyslexia test
Learn how to weld (based on Ethan learning wood working)
Write my will, including death arrangements (DO NOT EMBALM ME, LET ME DECAY)
Take a lie detector test
Try to hold my breath for 3 minutes
Try freeze therapy cryo-whatever
Get tased
Learn to be a barista, make a good good chai late with late art
Make cheese
Dress like an eboy for a day (or whatever the fashionable thing becomes when I get around to it)
Eat berry that makes sour things not sour
Learn to eat fire!!!
Try fire spinning again (finally buy a firestaff like I've been meaning to but havnt done yet)
Finally make something with Al cans for an aluminum foundry (hopefully plate armor)
Lay on broken glass (vixen devil, glass dancing?)
Make fire tornado with lots of fans
Learn mime???
Keep a small chicken coop, get fresh eggs, profit?
Try kings royal fitness test
Do archery from an archery school
Goat yoga
"Drum date"
Glass blowing
Learn stunt fighting
Get pepersprayed
Get another tattoo
Astrology friendship
Get massage from massage place
Chocolate spa
Hold a BIG snake or crocodile
Learn to cook a thing I've never cooked or eaten before
Try a military obstacle course
Learn to juggle or learn to ride a unicycle (or both)
Be a prospector, pan for gold
Summon bloody marry, instantly regret it, and sleep with the lights on for a week
Go to the Greek island near where Atlantis might have been
Learn about a religion other than the "big 3" religions
Make honey mead like I've been meaning to but havnt done yet
Drink THICC water
Try to make jelly from THICC water and fruit juice
Play strip poker
Cook while blindfolded??? (Maybe bake instead? Less sharp objects)
Tear a phonebook in half (you already know the secret, it can't be too hard? Right?)
Crush a watermelon with my thighs
Do I have the skills to make a chair from scratch? Like an actual chair, not a BS "chair" i made with a log and a chainsaw (Based on building ikea furniture without instructions)
Recreate childhood photo (the jurassic park one)
Can I cry on comand?
Paper airplane battle
Get one of the fancy mermaid tails and live my childhood dream
Teach Bhavani how to swim
Taste a variety of soaps (and regret the decisions that led you here)
Buy a rock tumbler, put glass in, get "seaglass", make "seaglass" art
Volunteer at dog shelter
Fly kite with key in thunderstorm (remote control kite?)
Learn to pole dance
Try really weird food combos
Build rocketships like in 5th grade
Egg smash game (you smash egg you lose)
Bleach shirt like tiedye shirt
Make 5star meal for dog
Glue fake teeth somewhere they don't belong
Try weird face masks, or any face masks, I've never tried a face mask before
Can wings made of wax and feathers actually fly? (Rockets again!)
Go to desert, stay over night, admire stars and galaxy and the universe
Get halfway decent at throwing cards
Sock sliding competition
Hydro dip something
What is the weirdest way to pop popcorn?
GRIP STRENTH TEST
bite strength test?
Take a self defense class
Play 4 square with Llanos, Meghna, and Bhavani
How much pudding can I eat?
Learn to start a fire with flint and steel
Learn to start a fire with just sticks and rope and alot of patients
Learn to tan a hide
What is the weirdest way to cook a chicken? (Probably the way Allen Pan cooked a turkey that one time)
Can I pass a 4th grade math test?
Make snowcones! (I don't think I've ever made snow cones!)
Dog treat taste test
Find my favorite SCP, try to create it IRL (either a sculpture or a painting)
Brick soccer with steel toes and knee pads
Learn to Rollerblade (i can go and I can turn but I never learned how to stop)
Learn to play tennis (with help from Bhavani and Meghna)
Learn to back handspring and / or front handspring
How much icecream cake can I eat in one sitting?
Spicy food challenge (like the one the try guys did, you start mild and slowly work up to SPCIY SPICY SPICY)
1000 high fives
Bobbing for apples
Try aerial hoop
Learn to milk goat or cow
HORSE ARCHERY
Find a needle in a haystack
Try aerial silk (make sure to wear pants)
Pumpkin taste test (and carving)
How high can I jump?
Wax my nose hairs and suffer
Grandma tells me scary stories from England
Learn to make a pie I've never made before
Build a scarecrow with a pumpkin head
Try deep-sea fishing
Unus annus cryptid Olympics (stair climb, toy stalk, and hallway dash)
Bathing in fake blood (maybe bathing in water downed animal blood? Would that be too gross?)
Swimming in syrup (like the Mythbusters)
31 costumes for 31 days of Halloween (must include werewolf transformation)
Prepare and eat a 7 course meal
How many onions can I cut before I give up?
Learn ballet
Try parcore or ninjawarrior training
How small of a space do I need to be in to feel claustrophobic?
How far away can I smell lavender from? (So I know the distance needed to be away from something im allergic to)
Make a living will (so if I'm in a coma in a hospital, people know what I want)
fold 1000 paper cranes or 1000 paper stars
Get top of ear pierced
Learn masonry (build a firepit)
Build the orgami door
Go sky diving
Get stung by bullet ant???
Go kart drunk driving
Cage dive to see sharks
Go scuba diving with sharks at camden aquarium
Get covered in bees
Install a pop socket wall (like ali spagnola)
Sell lemonade for a nickel like its yee olden times
Lean how to give a really effective head butt
Poptart house of cards
Be a double red blood donner (get all of the iron, give all of the blood)
Grow a fuckton of pumpkins, dress like a hobbit, sell them or give them away
Go to area 51
Go to area 52
Go to volcano with science people so I can wear the cool suit and get as close as I can to lava (taste the forbidden sause)
Find a big ass hedge maze (they have a maze at the PA Renaissance Faire!)
Go to New York Pride Parade (get big gay icecream, live my best life)
Can I fall asleep standing up without falling over?
Make a claymation short movie (and suffer)
Got paddle boarding
Try jujitsu
Learn how to long board
Take air mattress down Delaware River (again)
Ride normal mattress down a big and grand staircase
Buy an abandoned storage unit
Rent a tree house air b&b
Build a go kart (a box with wheels for downhill only)
Go to raccoon Cafe
Try trapeze for the first time / try slacklining again
Learn to surf
Meditate everyday for a week, if it goes well try every day for a month
Visit Winchester house, stay the night if allowed
Try to make quicksand then try to escape it
Stay in complete darkness for 24 hours (sleep forever i guess?)
Make a beanbag chair
Go to glass beach in CA
How far can I walk in 24 hours?
Visit that cool room that just ABSORBS ALL SOUND
Kidnap my dad's rumba, tape a knife to it, regret my decisions
Replace all the family pictures on my Oma's fridge
Walk for 2 hours a day for a month, for sceince (George of Sanspants Radio thinks this is the secret to a happy life, is he right?)
Get dressed up, go to high tea (never specified what i have to get dressed up as)
DO A SPLIT!
Attempt (complete???) The Unnus Annus God's Fitness Test (god push-ups 30/25 in 1 min & burpee-situp-comvo 21/16 in 1 min & Team Bear Crawl as fast as you can & Bear Complex 15/12 in 2 min & Sprint Suicides 25/30 seconds 1 person or 52/60 seconds 2 people) BEWARE THE BEARS!
Becoming our true selfes (90year olds)
Creating a ceramic tile mosaic like the ancients
Take the cookie dough out if the icecream and make cookies with it then compare them to normal cookie dough and from scratch cookie dough, for science
Build a trebuchet!
Navigate a spy lazer maze
How long can I tread water? How long can I tread without using my hands?
HOST a mad-hatter tea party
Body painting. COVER ME IN GOLD!
Day long '3 legged race' (spend an ENTIRE 24 hours tied leg to leg with someone else)
Spices taste test (definenly NOT the cinnamon challenge)
Drink my own pee AFTER ITS BEEN FILTERED MULTIPLE TIMES
How big of a blanket can I crochet in 24 hours? What stitch is fastest?
Learn how to belly dance
Take an improv class
Fire walk
Learn to do a handstand
Zero gravity airplane
Visit Antarctica, pet a penguin, get yelled at by biologists
One handed gingerbread house decorating
Paint a mural with a RIDICULOUSLY oversized paintbrush
Paint wall with water gun
Do a pass it on cooking challenge like SortedFood
Bake a meal with something from every letter of the alphabet
Turn my staircase into a fake aquarium
Make a long furbie? (Or make some sort of cursed toy)
Buy and use chocolate pen to make chocolate art! (And maybe be disappointed)
Crochet myself a sweater AND SUFFER
Make a tiny monster that lives in a soda can or who is escaping its soda can containment
Visit an Ikea (praise our father Odin, who art ikea)
Build ikea chair without instructions
Cover my body in glow stick???
Make a wearable costume COVERED in fairy lights???
Wear something gay for every day in June HAPPY PRIDE!!!
Bob Ross tutorial in the dark or while blind folded
FEEL FREE TO USE ANY OF THESE IDEAS
Just be safe and find a professional if it is something you shouldn't try at home!
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thoughts on footwear aside from socks? shoes, boots, heels, sandals, slippers, crocs, etc.
COMANDER PEEPERS RED BOOTS ARE SO HOT. TRY TO ARGUE WITH ME U CANT . SCREENSHOT THIS ALL YOU WANT
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"Im Comander Shepard and this is my favorite kindergarten on the Citadel"
after a while, the previously human-centric kindergarten saw a steady increase in alien requests. with a few good hires, soon they were able to manage and became the most recognizable kindergarten in the Citadel.
the Teacher that was originally so socked by Grunt, soon became used to every manner of child. Asari, Turian, Quarian, Krogan, Drell, Elcor, Volus, Batarian and Salarian, she raised kids of all species as the years passed.
and she thought she had seen it all in childcare. that was until one day, decades after the Reaper War, a Vorcha woman walked through the door with three small Vorcha kids
and so from that Teacher, the three Vorcha learned of proper multispecies communication and common etiquette. they returned to Heshtok with their own system of writing and using that, forged the newer generations of Vorcha into a more diplomatic and friendly species.
within the next three Vorcha generations, cities were being built on Heshtok and the first few Vorcha scientists were starting to appear.
after five more, Vorcha had taken to the skies with spaceships of their own creation (with some help from the Krogan and Turians)
#i have no idea how i ended up writing this#sorry#i was just thinking how much impact a recommendation of someone of shep's caliber would have in terms of social/ developmental change#overthinker is my middle name#anyways#ty for the ask!#asks#mass effect
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Good evening, I was wondering if I may request a matchup (if you would like to). I am 5'3 with green eyes and waist length blonde/brown hair. My style is rather feminine, often sporting thigh high socks and a beret. I take care of my appearance and I am never seen without eyeliner and numerous pieces of jewellery. I am an ENFJ (enneagram 9w1). I am creative. I like to write stories and perform music. I am bi (male preference) and I usually like those with mysterious yet eccentric personalities.
Hey hey, anon! Of course I'd like tođđťđ§Ą. I match you with...
Diavoloâ¨
° You caught his attention first as you were walking down the street. He was under the guise of Doppio, but one look at you, and he knows he wants to see more. Bella. He thought.
° Expect Doppio to be in your vicinity often from that point on. "Ah! I know that book." Doppio would say as he passes you by in a bookstore.
° But not known to you is the emergency call his 'Boss' gave him just a while ago. "Go to her." He comanded.
° He'd only approach you for your beauty at first, but the more you hang out and talk to Doppio, the more he gets to know your layers too.
° He appreciates that you understand and take care of Doppio. He could really get clumsy most of the time.
° The warmth in conversation that you provide is gold to him. He has no one he bounces his ideas off of, and your nice and encouraging words makes him wonder. It would even scare him sometimes. He has never experienced something like this, not even in Sardinia. No one tried to understand.
° But why do you?
° He will never show himself to you. Not ever. At least that was the plan.
° Watching you perform or simply just looking at you reading a book with a calm demeanor about you will become unbearable to him. So expect Doppio's eyes to change sometimes.
° "Not now...not now..." He'll chant to himself. No one has seen his face and no one ever will. He tries to tell himself over and over.
° But one time, you were cuddled up close to Doppio, sleeping. You didn't know that the fingers that brushed your hair and the fond eyes that looked at you while you sleep is Diavolo himself.
° "Should I just reveal myself, cara?" He says. "But then I'd have to dispose of you. I would hate that."
That's all I got, dear anon! Hope you enjoyed your match. Love lots and blessed be
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"bold what applies to you" tag! thanks for the tag @comeangelsofunknown @crispnebula â¤
[SOFT.] baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night |
[DARK ACADEMIA.] neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you donât speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story |
[EDGY.] closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks |
[70s.] colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding |
[PREPPY CASUAL.] collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new yearâs eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details
i tag @readingrose @smothie-comand @yupokaysuremhm @midnight-penguins @dragons-and-thunderstorms @tiny-butfierce and anyone else who wants to do this!
#i remember i used to draw on fogged up windows#when i was a kid#i love walking on dry leaves the crunch is so satisfying#i don't particularly like neon signs but i like the aesthetic#the small dirty motel where people cut off their hair and become someone else#the possibility of a new start#when i first got drunk i told my sister i loved her like a million times#gosh the yearning to walk into a forest and turn into a faerie queen#@crispnebula thinks my handwriting is nice but its really meh at best
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MiniLions!!!
So, yâknow how ages ago we had fanart of the Lions as MiniLions or RoboCats?
Well...what if instead of the Lions having SpaceShenanigans or Allura and/or TeamPunk build them MiniMeâs to inhabit, they instead transferred their Souls into the Bayards?
(Aaaand...they were waiting to do so until Black and Shiro got their Bayard back, which then got postboned until Black got Shiro and the Bayard back, then delayed yet again for Shiro and Keith to finally be reunited with their Team and Black&Red respectively.)
But once everyoneâs home safe&sound and flying with their Lions again?
MiniBlack is pretty skittish around Shiro and Jiro initiallyâall three have quite a bit of bagage to work through regarding eachother. But once they do? Black practically hovers to the point of being underfoot and clingy, unwilling to let Shiro or Jiro out of the Lionâs sight (but sleeps curled into a tight ball next to Shiro, although Black relinquishes the Bayard if either of the Twins need to use it as a prosthetic.) Blackâs also the first Lion to figure out how to give MiniBlack a Warm&Fluffy! upgrade since...yeah. Paladin and Pilot both have lots of nasty nightmares, and warm, soft (synthetic) fur helps ground them back in reality again. Blackâs pretty calm and content to either observe Shiro and occationally Jiro as they work or be entertained with soloplay, but will occationally get underfoot or obtrusive if either tries overworking themselves.
MiniRed is completely miffed and aloof with Keith for at least a phoeb since his return, but will come barreling out hissing or yowling if anyone DARES âthreatenâ him or otherwise sets him off. On more than one occation Red attacked the GladiatorBot and blatantly stole Keithâs mamora blade in a passive-aggressive attempt to keep him âsafeâ. Eventually Keith catches on and does stupid stunts to get Red to come near him. They finally have it out via Keith and Red flying together in private. After the airâs cleared Red tends to wander the Castle or lazily keep an eye on Keith from the other end of the room. Every once in awhile Red will roughly headbutt Keith and demand playtime and cuddles.
MiniGreen can often be found perched on Pidgeâs head or shoulders, or attacking her tools and scattering spare parts. Turns out itâs less âplayâ and more âmimickryâ as Green attempts to help buuuut...kinda just becomes a complete nuisance. Out of all the Lions, Green is the most playful and can easily be distracted away from âhelpingâ by chasing tossed toys...or stalking the SpaceFloofs, mice, other MiniLions, or even people instead. If Green isnât seen with Pidge the Lionâs probably causing mischief elsewhere.
MiniBlue is also initially shy around Lance, but instead of creeping around at the edges Blue tends to hover but keep or duck away just out of reach or hesitantly sniffing at Lance. Blue also tends to drop random âgiftsâ next to the Blue Paladin, tail curled tightly around squared up paws as the Lion slowblinks and flicks an ear while gaging Lanceâs reaction. (Blue usually brings socks, sometimes the Mice or Floofs. Shiro or Keith tend to be the usual SockVictims. Keith complains LOUDLY, prompting Red to pounce on Blue. Shiro takes it in stride and just wears another pair.) Lance wins back Blue, and Blue then tends to demand bellyrubs and try and lead Lance places while jabbering in various meows and trills, to which Lance participates with equal enthusiasm.
MiniYellowâs a giant, lazy snugglebug. The Lion tends to prefer napping next to or near Hunk, often taking over his lap or portion of his workspace. Every once in a while Yellow will blatantly take over Hunkâs keyboard or toolbox, especially if Hunk hasnât pet the Lion âenoughâ. But, Yellow also tends to use Takeovers to prompt Hunk out of a hyperfocus or aggressively purr away an anxiety attack. While cooking Yellow tends to perch on the counter and watch as Hunk works, occationally yowling at him in response to Hunkâs habit of thinking aloud...which then earns Yellow the position of Hunkâs favorite sounding board. (Yellowâs the first to simulate a stomach and demand scraps and treats, using the PaladinBond with Hunk to access Taste&Smell for the food. While the sensations are comandeered from Hunk, Yellow develops which ones are âfavoritesâ, anyway. Phantom tasting&smelling weirds Hunk out at first, but he gradually rolls with it since Yellow enjoys the experience.)
All the MiniLions adore Allura. If theyâre not shadowing their Paladins (or in some cases Pilots) or exploring the Castle and picking on the other pets&MiniLions, they can typically be found with or near the Princess. Blue seems to have the closest relationship with Allura (or is probably just the most possessive of their Link). The mice are less than enthused, especially since Green, Blue, and Red tend to tease them. This eases slightly when Allura scolds them to leave the mice alone or the Lions canât stay, which leaves for some pretty sulky Lions. Eventually the mice relax and start pranking the Lions, instead.
#veeladee fixit#voltron lions#mini lions#voltron lions as cats#blacklion#redlion#greenlion#bluelion#yellowlion#blacktashi#reith#gridge#blance#hullow#(hunk and yellow have the cutest LionPaladin name)#lion goddess allura#lions and paladins#lions and pilots
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Go fuccin in-patient
God didn't leave a will
Kurt Cobained themselves
Court me love, rough stone
Hue-in it , blind
Not mute, deaf
Not dumb
Humble
Last writ
Testament
Comandment
Engraved in a shatter
Wax model
Thumb
Numb
Live show
Half dead microphone
Zomboi shuffle
Spotify muffled
Tears over beer
Dog, dyslexic, insomniac
No muzzle
All bite, no bark
No silencer, sawed off.
Cuz when you're
Impatient
And stuck in patient
Dr. In Kelvin degrees
Degrees of murder
Pre- meditated,
Ahead of the enlightment game
Searing, pain n please is all the same
People please
Bitch please
Ain't a condom
Not a minium
Not a contract
Counteract every lease
Could sell my soul
Contract would have no grease
For the wheels that
Operate on no ip
Fuck your net
I'll gladly gladiator your neutrality
If tattoos are the
Timpani
Then the body
Is the spirit eater
Not the spirits
Who like scissors
A sharp look, jawline
Haircut, shear it
Make socks outta worries
Woolen wonders
Solute, proofs no solution
Math counteract, AA, NA,
Sunders.
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On Attempting to Teach a Dog Who Should Know Better By Now
No, mom. i am not mad. You should be able to hear that in my tone. No mom, I don't believe that he's too much of a puppy to understand that when he's told to come, he should come. I believe that you have trained him wrong. You have made him think that when he gets something he's not supposed to, like a sock in this case, that it means that he finally gets to have someone play with him. I am not trying to get it away from him aggressivly like you because it is a tried and true method to get him riled up when you chase after him for a sock.
Why do you think that he's too much of a puppy to learn basic commands? I think he's the right age to start correcting bad behavior. In fact, that he's learning bad habits from being hollered at all the time.
He's a dog. He doesn't understand human language. He may come to understand what a few select words mean for him, but he's not capable of grasping full sentences, like you seem to believe. I only say that because you say full sentences towards him when he misbehaves expecting him to understand you.
I am not mad at the dog. I am a little upset with you. I think you understand how to raise a child but do not seem to understand how to raise a dog. I am not saying this out of malice, we've actually had to give away a dog because no one in the house knew how to raise it. I am upset that you seem to think that your way is correct even when it clearly has yet to be proven that way.
Why do you get upset at me for trying to calmly tell a dog to come until it does as its told? I believe that if you say commands to a dog and then let him not do what he is told to do, you are reinforcing the behavior of not listening to a comand. I shouldn't have to repeatedly tell a dog to come. You shouldn't have to repeatedly tell a dog to sit.
I promise you, that it is not because I haven't interacted with him as much as the rest of you have. It's because he is not actually trained at all.
#mine#mom#i got upset so i put it into words#we are not a house for dogs at this point#i truly believe that#maybe if you weren't closed minded on the subject#not everyone is actually angry mom#i'm not always angry mom#you seem to be a lotl but i'm not you#promise#please actually listen to your kids#maybe then you'll find out what they actually think#actually listen and don't yell at them that they are wrong*#we just have a different opinion#is this going to happen the next time i try and get him to comr when he has a toy?#oh no you're doing it wrong#you have to get hime riled up actually#its the only way to do it#he's too young to learn anything else#except bad habits
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i was counting my socks to the tune of ten dule comandments and there were only seven
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