#colonel james rhodes

[staying-elive]

I refuse to believe Rhodey was switched at Civil War.

Refuse.

I don't care if it looks like he's wearing a hospital gown. Nope. No.

As far as I'm concerned, a little after TFATWS, Rhodey went in for a yearly check up or something. Maybe an xray to check on his legs. Then the Skrulls captured him and stole his leg brace things and that's why he couldn't stand up by himself.

I REFUSE to accept any earlier.

What? Is Marvel suggesting that Skrull Rhodey fought in Wakanda, spent the 5 Blip years working with the Avengers, did the Time Heist, bonded with Nebula, watched Tony die, and supported Sam with the shield?

IS THAT WHAT YOUR SAYING, MARVEL!?

Nope. No.

[lovemesomerafael]

The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America

Part 561

You can read all the parts of The Adventures of Captain and Mr. America on AO3. Isn't the 21st Century AWESOME?

[illicthearts]

The more I think about secret invasion the more I hate it and hate what they did to Rhodey

But the way he treated the rogue avengers in Infinity War makes sense now ig

[this-is-chaos-magick]

favorite Avenger other than Wanda?

Clint, ever since I was a child I have always been into characters that uses stick and strings from paleolithic era as their main weapon

I like Steve too and maybe Rhodey I am so obsessed with his war machine suit I know it's just bulky iron man suit but it looks badass as fuck I am a sucker for those kind of suits

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

WATCH OUT FOR HIS PROTON-CANNON & WAR-DESTROYER HYPER-COMBOS.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on promotional and/or character art for War Machine by Naoto "Bengus" Kuroshima, from crossover fighting video arcade game "Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes" (2000), developed & published by Capcom.

Special attacks include:

High (and Low) Shoulder Cannon

Smart Bombs

Repulsor Blast

Laser Shot

Source: https://marvelvscapcom.fandom.com/wiki/War_Machine.

[inwhichiramble]

So from the last episode of Secret Invasion we’re able to tell that Rhodey was in captivity for much longer than everyone else was, namely Everett Ross and the other world leaders. But we still don’t have a read on just how long. He’s been a colonel this whole time so we don’t really have that as a measure (because everyone calls him Col. Rhodes), and Everett Ross would have still known him before his government tenure because of his position and because of War Machine.

Now, who’s to say War Machine was even the real Rhodey? Well, I think we can say he’s safe up till 2011, seeing as before he wouldn’t have known Nick Fury nor would he have had any desire to kill him. Besides, once Fury was in the picture they had little to no interactions over the course of the MCU and there has been no indication of potential hostility up until *maybe* Civil War (but Fury doesn’t even show up during that entire conflict, so it’s anyone’s guess as to if there was hostility in the first place).

I think it’s also fairly safe to say that the real Rhodey was there up until at least the Snap, because Tony would have absolutely caught if something was off about him. I have no doubt about that. Now, because both of them survived the snap, but Tony retired, it’s hard to tell if something could have happened in between.

The next giveaway is his leg braces/need for the suit—it’s seen up through Infinity War and mentioned in Endgame, but he no longer has them during TFATWS. I’ve heard it suggested that how would Rhodey have survived the fall in Civil War if he wasn’t a Skrull then, but to that I say—he was literally in a titanium suit?

Suffice to say there’s a lot of evidence in either direction and I’m searching for more, so stay turned for updates. Personally I hope there was no change until TFATWS, but as we don’t know how much there was between that and Secret, there’s no real way to know.

[ladylilithprime]

yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they

[hjbirthdaywishes]

November 29, 2024

Happy 60 Birthday to Don Cheadle.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Some of the Avengers are on a hike Rhodey: It’s beautiful out here. Bruce: And quiet. Sam: Too quiet. Bucky: Did we lose someone? cut to Steve with a bear in a headlock

[shy-bi-letsfuckingdie]

Unpopular opinion (?):

Colonel James Rhodes needs his own movie

[pandagirl45]

Steve being reverted back to pre serum body.

He can fit Tony's shirts but he needs smaller pants.

Steve is absolutely miserable until he sees how small he is against rhodey. Steve looks at rhodey in a baggy sweater.

Thinks, "my smallness is worth something!"

Steve crawls into rhodey sweater >:3 happy all day and warm. Rhodey just carries him around happy also uwu

[burymeinariver]

How Rhodey Got His Nicknames- Platypus Edition

I personally like to think that Tony had never gone to the zoo. When Rhodey finds this out, he calls up Mama Rhodes and she makes a date to take Tony to the Zoo. Now, Tony being Tony, he shows up high off his ass and this is how that would go:

It's penguin holding day so Tony gets to hold Penny the Penguin and starts crying because of a cuteness overload and Rhodey buys him a penguin plush because Tony was heartbroken over having to leave Penny

Tony sees flamingos and loves them but says "why are their necks so long" and Rhodey's like "wait 'til you see giraffes"

Case in point, Tony screams when he sees a giraffe and nearly has a panic attack when it licks him

Then they go to see platypods (plural for platypus) and Tony loves them. He just stares at them and Rhodey gets kinda worried like is he okay, does he not like them, is he gonna freak out

And then Tony goes "You're a platypus, Rhodey" and Rhodey turns into the definition of ??? Because what? He asks as much and Tony makes him stand in front of the glass but next to the platypus that swam up so they were side by side and says

"It's brown, just like you."

Rhodey literally almost dies laughing because he knows Tony is high as shit and is so glad Mama Rhodes was recording Tony's reaction to all the animals because he is so going to make fun of Tony after this

When anyone asks why Tony calls Rhodey that, they both just crack up and can't look at each other for thirty minutes without at least smiling

[illicthearts]

Secret Invasion Spoilers

Episode 2

Maria Hill is on a mission that’s why we can’t see her

I hope they bring Quake in on this

Fury is right, even if we wanted to help we can’t. Humans can’t get along with each other why does Talos think they’ll get along with Skrulls. Not to mention the discrimination they’d face

Also wasn’t Carol looking for a plant for them? Why is it taking so long?

RHODEYYYY

I love that man and I always will. I love how practical he is

I will always be on Rhodey’s side. He’s the one who’s always done what’s best and hasn’t given me a change to complain

I like that British women

AIN’T NO WAY NICK FURY IS MARRIED

[joyful-soul-collector]

Welcome to my Iron Man 1 spread, the first in my series of MCU journal spreads!

This took me a couple days to make, probably about 10+ hours of work from finding photos, editing said photos, printing it all out at the library, cutting them out, planning the layout, making the arc reactor and quotes, writing all the lil entries and comments, finding the perfect sticker placements and generally staring at a bunch of scraps of paper and trying to figure out what the FUCK to do with them. Of course filming and editing afterwards adds another like 5 hours onto that time haha.

I think my favorite part was drawing the devil horns and tail on Obadiah lol. And of course rambling about like love for the Ironhusbands ship. I wish the red paper with blue pen looked better on camera, but oh well, it looks fuckin wicked in person!

Anyway, next up is Iron Man 2!

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

THE ULTIMATE -- THE MAXIMUM IN STARK TECH & REPULSOR TECH FIREPOWER.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on character art for War Machine by Naoto "Bengus" Kuroshima, from the 1998 crossover fighting arcade video game "Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes," published & developed by Capcom.

SPECIAL MOVES include:

High Shoulder Cannon

Low Shoulder Cannon

Repulsor Blast

Smart Bombs

Flying

Resolution from largest to smallest: 1143x1448, 11024x1379, & 854x1280

Source: www.arcade-fighter.com/af/guias/marvel-vs-capcom-clash-of-super-heroes.php.

[definitelyincorrect]

Tony Stark definitely said this to Rhodey at some point (most likely in college)