#coincidentally I am all of these

[gayjolynecujoh]

Genuinely think that liking Taylor Swift should be counted as an axis of oppression. poor woman gay minority swiftie.

[starry-bi-sky]

wolfpack. aka: if not friend, then why friend-shaped?

"Hey-- uh, Danny?" There's an almost imperceptible tremor in Tucker's voice.

Danny doesn't look up from what he's doing, his pencil scritching across his notebook as he tries to do another quadratic formula question. "Hm."

"What's -- uh -- what's with the dogs?"

He looks up now, and finally sees where Tucker is -- standing in the doorway of his room with an ashy look on his face and a skewed, nervous smile. He's got a white knuckle grip on the doorknob. Sam is wide-eyed behind him, and using him as a partial meat-shield.

Danny looks down to the two giant ghost wolves sprawled next to him lazily. One large green one with his head in Danny's lap, letting him use him as a prop-up for his notebook. Another equally large black one splayed against his hip, sleeping on her side with her head tilted inward to his calf.

Automatically, a grin tilts across Danny's face, and he lifts his notebook up to scratch behind the green one's ears. He opens a lazy eye, one that is bloody red with a ring of yellow around the pupil, before slipping it shut and leaning his head into Danny's touch. "This is Sirius and Procyon," he says, and reaches down to scratch Sirius' belly. "And they're not dogs, they're wolves."

"Great," Tucker says, his voice suddenly much smaller and faint, "Love that distinction."

Sirius makes a great big groan, and Danny's grin widens, his heart swelling with fondness. His hand slips away from her belly, and before he can put his notebook back down, Procyon pushes his head up his lap until his ear is against his stomach, demanding pets now too.

Sam peeks her head up from over Tucker's shoulder, "I think what Tucker's asking here is what are they doing here, Danny."

He shrugs, scratching under Procyon's chin. "They kinda just showed up. I tried sending them back to the Zone, but they keep returning." And they were weirdly intent on just following him around, which is the only reason he gave up on returning them. They weren't causing trouble, and they knew how to hide around the living. Plus, he just loves dogs. "So now I have two wolves living with me."

This, oddly enough, did not do anything to calm Sam and Tucker down. Tucker's mouth purses into a thin line, and he presses the sides of his palms to his lips in prayer. "How have your parents not found out about this?"

Danny wordlessly raises his hand, and his sleeve slides down to reveal a thin chain bracelet hooked around his wrist. He whistles sharply, and both Procyon and Sirius jerk their heads up to look at him, ears pricked up and eyes alert.

Silently, he points to his wrist and rattles it twice, and in unison both wolves stand up and pounce. Instantly, they turn into a respective, opaque black and green mist that swirls around the bracelet and forms into two, flat wolf charms.

Both wolves are posing in the stereotypical wolf howl, with little stars indented on the sides. Procyon's charm has the Canis Minor constellation engraved on it, while Sirius has the Canis Major.

Danny faces Sam and Tucker, and points at his wrist. "Like this."

[velociraptorsaurusrex]

I wanted him dead; I wanted him all to myself.

get him back!

[backpackingspace]

Do we think odysseus started pranking Athena and her temples at some point? Because I do. He argued that it was good for sneaking and evading training. And you know what Athena couldn't argue that. Her chasing odysseus across the island was good training.

[halffizzbin]

I've been watching old Project Runway episodes and my take is: whatever they were paying the fat models to participate in the "real woman" challenges just so the contestants could throw dramatic fits over how much they despise fat bodies? It was not enough.

[muzzlemouths]

i already knew a solid chunk of the DCA fandom was afab but i have seen no less than 9 separate menstruation related fanarts (mostly projecting cramp pain onto those poor bots) in the last week ALONE and i'm starting to question if y'all have synced periods or smth

[cosmicbucket]

If you take requests, for a capsei moment could we have Ralsei comforting Cap'n after like, a nightmare or sm? bc it would be adorable and I LOVE how you draw Ralsei (and everyone else gh)

THANK YOU !!! i enjoy drawing them all so much <3

in case it isn't clear (because I'm bad at dialogue), Ralsei is implying that he’s had to talk himself out of panic attacks since he’s been alone his entire life until now. i’m so very normal about him ! but anywho moving on

i imagined that cap’n had a nightmare at his shop and instead of waking his brothers (maybe bc the nightmare involved them) he just. grabbed his hoodie and ran to the castle bc he knew ralsei would be awake.

[rauzagel]

She stared at the creature before her, this thing that looked human and sounded human but was not. There was a horrid shift in her consciousness; she saw this being like a great insect, a monstrous evil predator who had devoured a million human lives. And yet she loved this thing. She loved its skin, its great dark brown eyes. She loved it not because it looked like a handsome, thoughtful man, but because it was ghastly and awful and loathsome, and beautiful at the same time. She loved it the way people love evil, because it thrills them to the core of their souls.

Slightly adjusted Queen of the damned (Anne Rice) excerpt, because it just keeps popping up in my head when thinking about Raphael.

[sonicposting]

you have changed

inspo (og artist here, a friend sent it to me and i just had to)

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

[nakedmonkey]

Have you guys ever had to leave an apt you just moved into? If so, how did you deal with it mentally cause I might have to do that and I'm about to have a fucking meltdown 🤮

[sleepi-toasti]

have a random post lol

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and as always

credits for template:

alsoooo

the cooper art is smth i found a long time ago i don't know the name of the original artist

and the bill cipher thing is also smth from a long time ago (likely found on Pinterest)

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Went to the bookstore today and asked about their mythology section and this frickin guy had the gall to be like "Yeah it's over here, but these are really dense and difficult so let me show you the children's mythology section." I was so baffled I didn't say anything. Normally I would've been very offended, but I couldn't help but laugh because I was like "I've been reading those massive textbook-esque mythology books since I was a literal child as research for my novel, sir. But sure, show me the kid's section, I like reading kids' books too."

[dawnthefluffyduck]

Sunday doodles

[atimeofbeing]

tagged by @kdramamilfs (thank youuu) to use nine images already on my phone to describe myself (an unexpectedly Herculean challenge bc there’s a dearth of funny pictures on my phone lmao)

An accurate representation of my four moods: peace and love on planet earth; I would say I’m overthinking but thinking is my job; gay????; and bread! Bread! Bread!

tagging @lesquatrechevrons @jewishcarpenterjc @avalencias @sourslip have fun if you would like lolol

[chainofhyrule]

Due to some personal reasons unfortunately beyond my control, requests are now closed. I will notify when they are opened again, and all requests currently in the inbox may take at least another few days to get to.