#coffee-based solutions one shot

[melinamercury6538]

I’ve had this on my computer for a while now and have finally got round to posting it.

Enjoy a frothy tale of coffee, yearning and two silly beans who need to communicate better…

[enwoso]

https://www.tumblr.com/enwoso/764157672527396865/this-is-so-leah-and-lovie-coded-icl

Insert Lessi with heart eyes watching Leah and Tiny having there moment and just being very proud of them both. After the game every one of both families gushing over how cute the moment was.

SOFT SPOT — alessia russo x leah williamson x child!reader

based also on this video as well as a few other asks i got based on this video🥹

grumpy masterlist

champion's league nights at the emirates where back, well for most. alessia unfortunatly was having to sit this one out due a minor knock she picked up during training - yes it was annoying but she knew it was just a precaution.

but it did mean it had made a change to who you were walking out with. of course, if alessia had of been playing you would have been by her side. 

the small disappointing look on you face when you found out, espsically since you had been so excited it being your first time walking out at the emirates, it broke alessia’s heart but there wasn't much she could do.

the training staff were not going to take the risk and let her play so instead alessia promised you she would be back for the next champions league match and you could walk out with her then. 

it may not be the same but it would have to do. it was the best solution she could come up with until-

"tiny could walk out with me if she wants too?" leah shrugged as she palced her cup of tea back on the coffee table having watched on the conversation, the sad smile on your face enough to make anyones heart feel that little bit heavier. alessia looked over her shoulder at the blonde a small hopeful look as she shot her girlfriend a smile before she looked at you.

"would you like to walk out with le instead?" your mummy asked you as you stood for a moment assessing your options before you nodded a little, "yes!" you jumped up a little in excitement hugging your mummy's leg before jumping on leah. alessia's heart full again as she mouthed a thank you in leah's direction.

now just a few days after you were stood clad in your arsenal jersey, number six proudly on your back but still with your last name in capital letters, in the tunnel in your mummy's arms as you both awaited leah coming out of the changing room. people had slowly started to come from the doors just behind you and your mummy, as she spoke to some of the staff as well as the some of her teammates which started to emerge. 

then leah came out, making alessia jump a little as she hadn't seen her girlfriend creep up on her, placing a kiss to alessia's cheek before sending a small wave to you which you returned. "i like the look of this" leah smiled as she pointed to the number on your back.

your mummy humming, "thought we'd try something new, didn't we lovie?" you nodded you rested your head on your mum's shoulder more focused on watching the girls come out of the changing room than the conversation.

"don't get used to it though-" alessia whispered as she smiled smugly pecking leah's lips quickly, who rolled her eyes at the other blonde's comment, just as the bell went for the players to start and get ready to line up. 

alessia handing you over to leah, knowing with the mood you were in there was no way you were walking. "i think she's a bit nervous" she whispered as she handed you over, leah nodding.

"lovie, mummy will see you soon" alessia cooed as she kissed your forehead, you saying a small bye as you waved. alessia dropping back to talk to a few of the other girls as leah began to distract you hoping to pull you slightly from your quiet mood. 

"what have you been doing with mummy this morning?” leah asked as you hummed a little your fingers hanging in your mouth. leah had left a little earlier meaning she missed the usual routine that would take place. eating breakfast all together, getting in the car all together etc.

“had breakfast with mummy then went to the park and see nonna and gramps” you said quietly your fingers still in your mouth as leah smiled listening to you as she reached up to take your fingers from your mouth.

“that sounds fun, did you beat mummy on the slide race? did you have your usual?” leah asked you a. few questions to try and distract you as you nodded. anytime you were at the park you had to have race down the slide with whoever you were with, it was tradition. most of the time you won but the odd occasion you would get slowed down by the slide.

as well as you always loving your cereal with a fruit pot to the side having it every morning as you watched the cartoons on the tv while mummy and leah would get ready for the day with a coffee in their hand.

you were starting to come back out your shell a little as leah talked to you calming your little nerves, alessia was still in the tunnel as she spoke with some of the other girls seeing how they felt before the game but also close by just in case you had a little wobble and no longer wanted to walk out with leah.

“leah really has a soft spot for tiny doesn’t she-“ lia smiled as she looked in the same eye line which alessia was looking in. alessia bringing herself out of her little bubble as she watched both you and leah and how easily she had calmed your nerves — something leah was strangely good at.

alessia nodded as she tried to stop the big grin appearing on her face but it was no use, “she really does” alessia agreed, she couldn’t not. leah did have a soft spot and while you may not be her own blood, leah would do anything to make sure you were happy.

“le? we go out there?” you asked, pointing further down the tunnel where you could see the green of the grass a little flash of fear appearing on your face again.

“yeah, just down there” leah explained as she watched as you fingers found there way back into your mouth, “but don’t worry, i’ll be right here and then mummy will be waiting at the side for you” leah assured you, taking your hand in hers as you sat snug in her arms.

it was finally time for the players to walk out and leah asks if you want to walk but you shake your head so you walk out in leah’s arms. the noise of the fans going right through you as you look at the many colours in the stadium most being dressed in some sort of red clothing.

the music playing through your ears, “look there mummy, are you going to wave?” leah asked as she speaks directly into your ears so you can hear over the roars of chants.

leah smiling as she waves to alessia, you looking over with an unsure smile, your fingers in your mouth as you felt a little overwhelmed not really sure where to look.

a small chuckle coming from leah as she walked your confused look, shaking hands with the opposing team as well as taking the team photo before leah placed you down on the grass. taking your small hand in hers as she lead you towards alessia who was waiting on the touch line for you.

“good luck le”

-

the end of the game came and as leah did her rounds of the pitch clapping to the fans and thanking them, signing a few arsenal shirts before she got to where she really wanted to be. which was with her family.

alessia had spent the game surrounded by her family but also leah’s. you had exerted so much energy during the first half, chanting and jumping up and down with luca and jacob that by the 80th minute you were snuggled up in your mummy’s jacket fast asleep.

leah said her hellos making her way along the line before she made it to alessia, the two sharing a sweet kiss as leah leaned over the barrier.

“where’s little one?” leah asked alessia as she scanned the small section of the crowd for you, more awaiting fro you to just pop up from no where and scare the life out of her but she couldn’t see you nor hear you.

“she’s here-“ alessia chuckled a little as she peeled back her jacket to show your sleeping form as leah awed at the sight.

“do you want me to take her, give your arms a rest?” leah asked as alessia nodded lifting you up into leah’s arms. you not even batting a eyelid, still in dream land.

alessia placing a kiss to you cheek as leah walked back along the line to talk to her mum, as carol turned to her daughter wrapping her in a side hug with a loving smile on her face.

“you’ve picked a good one less-“ carol smiles as alessia hums watching her girlfriend walk around with you wrapped securely in her arms, looking very sexy in alessia’s modest mind.

“i really did get lucky-“ alessia paused, a proud smile lifting on her lips, “she’s always putting me and lovie above herself”

“you can tell she really love you less. loves you both”

[papelespresso]

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[2handsslan]

charles leclerc | cl16 fic recs

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one shots

home is wherever you are - @katsu28

“secretly falling in love with your best friend is tough. secretly falling in love with your best friend who also happens to be your roommate is even less than ideal. the solution? move out!”

the honorary wag - @harrysfolklore

“yn has always been known as 'the honorary wag', since she's kika's best friend and adored by all the other wags, but what happens when the girls want her to become an official wag? a bet to get her and charles together before kika and pierre's wedding sounds like a plan”

feels like sabotage - @5sospenguinqueen

“the grid have decided that this is the season to see who can injure yn the most. (not intentionally, they all feel terrible about it). fed up of seeing his girlfriend injured, charles decides to enact revenge”

after all - @scuderiahoney

“charles is a lot of things. he’s determined, hardworking, a bit of a self sacrificing dumbass. he’s kind, talented, humble, confident, soft. he’s your best friend, your closest confidant, the person you would trust with your life. and, according to everyone who’s ever seen the two of you together, he’s madly in love with you”

sign here… wait, what?! - @neferaskingdom

“two strangers hit the courthouse for a ticket and a typo fix—next thing you know, they’re accidentally married. chaos, a clerk who couldn’t care less, and a fiancée on the verge of a meltdown, convinced it’s all some evil plot. spoiler: it’s not”

it’s not you, it’s your pants - @neferaskingdom

“girl roasts charles leclerc’s tragic pants online, then accidentally crashes into him in monaco. cue spilled coffee, fashion rants, and an existential crisis about how her life turned into a wattpad fanfic in under five minutes”

accidental interactions- @inevesgf

“in which you and charles can’t stop running into each other after one minor incident”

series

a house, a home series - @vetteltea

“a loveless marriage usually comes after years, not before. you've always loved him, his best friend has always loved you”

deal series - @golden-cherry

“your whole life has gone to shit. your boyfriend broke up with you, you just lost your job and the monegasque, who suddenly stands in your doorway, claims that it's his apartment”

the winner takes all series - @silverstonesainz

“one win, one loss. how does it all unfold, and how will it all come together?”

the smallest man who ever lived series - @monzabee

“the one where you’re thrown into a conundrum when you learn the news of your husband, charles’, infidelity”

smau

the chapter of charles - @l4nd0n0rr1s - smau

“in which charles leclerc falls in love with y/n the booktuber”

ferrari at heart - @fastandcarlos - smau

“as your interest in f1 grows, so does your interest in a certain ferrari driver”

wrong number - @ham1lton - smau

“nothing. maybe just ignore my awful photoshop skills. also is this based on a real interaction of mine? yes. this is just a crackfic, don’t take it seriously at all please”

notes - @hugleclerc - smau

"lando's sister starts posting notes she gets from a secret boy"

the king of monza can do what he wants - @astonmartinii - smau

"the king of monza can win the race, have his relationship exposed and challenge his soon-to-be father-in-law to a duel, he can do what he wants"

she devil - @norris55s - smau

“the one where y/n is charles' ice cold teammate, and she melts”

*these are part of my fic rec masterlist, please note none of these are written by me and the author of each story had been tagged! check out my f1 fic rec masterlist for other drivers!*

[goblinhoursinsomniaramblings]

I Know Those Eyes, Part 1

one dramatic in-universe reveal per chapter, let's go!

writing based purely on vibes, but i do have an actual plot brewing.

@grimdarling69 made more feel free to dm things you might want different

Prologue here

Tim had been the first to see the shape of his family’s future collective stress nightmares.

He’d been right there, after all. He had been asleep in the Batcave when Damian had decided to… he’d been right there, waking up to a single chance, loud noise Damian normally would have never made, with a chance to stop him, bring him to the others, talk it out, find a solution to whatever Luthor had been planning with concentrated Lazarus water. But he hadn’t woken up fast enough.

He had nightmares about that night for years. Sometimes, he knows exactly what’s going to happen and lets it happen anyway. Sometimes, he gets Damian to promise he’ll talk it out, only for him to run when Tim’s back is turned. The worst are the ones where he stops him, and everything works out for the best, and Tim wakes up and remembers what actually happened. Sometimes, he wakes up after getting to see Damian grow up, take on a new mantle, and haze a new Robin.

He always dismissed those dreams as filtering a fresh wave of grief through his knowledge of forensic analysis. He’d seen both Talia and Bruce, therefore he could map rough predictions of what he would grow up to look like, once he hit various milestones. It was all academic, since he would never get the chance to prove what he would have… been.

At least up until Oracle called him to verify something.

(“Red Robin, I need a judgment call.”

“A judgment call? Seriously? What exactly is stopping you from sending this to–”

“Luthor might be alive again. Check the footage I’ve sent you.”)

And… sure enough… here Tim was, three cups of coffee into an all-nighter, manually highlighting every shot in the security camera footage he’d been sent of a visiting CEO of a new tech startup that showed the man’s features. Which, actually, weren’t a lot, but once he started going through them all–yeah, that was Luthor alright. Same build, same face, the only thing that son of a bitch did was grow hair.

Like that wouldn’t have been the first disguise anyone who saw Lex Luthor would have suggested. Hair! Long, practically a lion’s mane of the stuff, tied into a low ponytail, with one of those chin beard things to hide the shape of his face more! All of it silvered by age and possible Lazarus contamination, and he hated that Luthor might purposely be affecting a ‘silver fox’ look.

And the worst part is it would have worked if anyone had removed him from the high priority list for being flagged for recognition. Tim almost had, but… Lazarus water. A mysterious death around concentrated Lazarus water. And apparently he had been, once again, completely right!

Tim had been furious by the time he’d combed through enough angles of his face getting out of a sleek black car to confirm, without a doubt, who he was. But then, the passenger side door had opened. All his anger had become shock. His hands shook as he opened a different, far more heavily encrypted profile.

Damian Wayne, priority 0.

Almost nothing came back an exact match, of course. The growth between 14 and 18 would have affected every feature, and the footage wasn’t nearly good enough to lift a retinal pattern or fingerprint from a distance (he noted the black gloves and mirrored shades blocking both), not to mention forensic prediction wasn’t an exact science, and beyond all of that, he could be totally wrong and Luthor was hauling out a clone, or a doppelgänger-

But as each feature lined up in his predictive model, as he watched the young man get out, brusquely close his door, and fall in at Luthor’s side without a word, a (surprisingly slight, far closer to Talia than Bruce) shadow falling into his wake like it was old habit, Tim felt certain he was right. He was certain he had dreamed of a world where Damian lived long enough to have that exact face. He called Oracle back.

“Hey, Oracle? I need a judgment call.”

***

It had taken minutes for Vlad and Danny to begin calling each other by their original names again. It had taken far longer, however, to get back to a familiar dynamic.

Oh, in the short term, it hadn’t been a problem at all. However, it was simply a matter of fact they had both led very different lives before remembering who they were meant to be. Vlad’s disgust at who he had been had colored much of his early days reclaiming his ghost half, and Daniel…

A childhood as a trained assassin had not been kind on the boy. Parts of Damian Al Ghul had needed to be chipped away over these last few years, most especially the fear of the League of Assassins that still hummed through him. Thankfully, Vlad had some help on that front and oh flaky pastry he was smiling again-

Though on second thought he supposed a warm and fatherly smile would help distance himself from ‘Lex’ Luthor. Yes, Lionel Vladimir Luthor, CEO and founder of VladCo, would be a man of warmth and fatherly compassion, and absolutely no one would suspect how thoroughly he could destroy them until they had dared to cross the line.

“You know we passed a dozen security cameras, right?” came a quiet voice to his left, the young man’s eyes flashing an even brighter green on occasion behind the shaded glasses he used to mask as Vlad’s bodyguard.

Oh, Daniel. So paranoid these days.

“Really? I only counted eight,” he replied, as the two of them were waved in by the desk clerk of their hotel.

“You’re not being creative enough with the word ‘security’. We’re meeting investors with ties to organized crime.”

Ah. So they were connected to weapons instead of larger networks of cameras. Classic Gotham City logic. Why only be corrupt, when you could be corrupt and violent? Though, it wasn’t as if he and his companion had to be careful anymore.

It had taken years to get to this point. Reclaiming their ghost halves, their powers, their lairs, their titles–their many, many titles, in Daniel’s case. Not to mention dear Daniela and Dante had taken years to recover, were still recovering, really, but at least now they could be comfortable staying with a substitute caregiver-

“Oh, any word from Frostbite?” he asked absently as he plugged the number code into the elevator to bypass the purposefully broken button for their intended floor. He had never encountered these kinds of silly little spy games after regaining his memories, it was almost endearingly pointless now.

“Nothing critical,” Daniel said with a small smile as they found their way to their specific unmarked door.

That meant there were pictures. Well. Good reason to get this nonsense done quickly. He raised a hand to knock.

“Game face, badger. We have a foundation to lay here.”

“Right back at you, frootloop,” said Daniel, slipping back into the resting scowl of his new childhood.

Honestly. Spy games. Next to what he and Daniel had planned?

Minor leagues.

***

-dramatic reveal in this chapter: the lazarus tech event brought back its victims.

-i don’t want to spoil their whole plan here but they’ve got obsessions to feed that are aligning super well right now and vlad wants to take the opportunity to show he cares and ruthlessly fuck over people who have personally wronged daniel/damian along the way.

-yes i am referencing the name used by luthor's father in the tv show, but in practice i'm referring to the time superman died and luthor pretended to be his own son, replete with luxurious hair.

[fanaticsnail]

I’m so glad the asks are working again 😭😭🎉🎉 hugs to you 🫂🫂 Okay, so I more have a... A fic in the making.

(Inhales)

IamwritingRosinantexReader&DoflamingoxReaderwheretheficstartsinthetwoweeksbeforeMinionIslandandRosinantetakesLawtoyouwhoishiswifeandthefirstpartoftheficisfocusedonyouLaw&RosinanteoverthetwoweeksandafterRosinantediesDoflamingofindsouthisbrotherismarriedandthatyou'repregnantwithRosinante'schild(thosetwoweekswerethetimeframeofconception)sonowDoflamingospeedrunstheGrandLinetogetaccesstoyoubecausehewantstobeapresentfigureinthechild'slifehebecomeswarlordandgetsthefiveelderstogivehimpermissiontospendtimewithyouduringyourpregnancyandhegoeswithyouonultrasounds,onEVERYTHINGcompletelyforceshimselfintoyourlifeandfallsinlovewithyou. Theficevencoverspostchildbirth,evenpartsasthechildgrowsup. DoflamingoisliterallyreadytosquareuptoTsuruherselftogetyouandthebabytolivewithhimit'sfuckingcrazyIwasscreamingthewholetimesomeonestopthepinkbirdmanReaderisliterallyexhaustedfromchildbirthinthehospitalroomwithherandRosi'sbabywhilethatcrazyflamingoisARGUINGwiththemarines. PrettysureI'llwriteReaderbreakingdownandcryingfromthestresspostchildbirthcusit'stoomuchstimulantforher-

What I find troubling is the fic title itself. It's based on a line Doflamingo says to Reader somewhere in the middle of the fic, but I realised the overall fic is already getting too long so I decided to split it into Rosinante's part & Doflamingo's part, so Part 1 & Part 2. But if I title part 1 with those words Doflamingo says (the title has a brother mention) people may think when reading Part 1 it's Rosinante who is feeling jealous of his brother, but it's actually the other way around. I don't know how to tag the fic for relationship. Only part 1 is Rosinante x Reader and mostly told in the form of flashbacks from Little Law's POV. I don't want to misdirect readers by tagging part 1 as Doflamingo x Reader but the overall fic when put together has more of Doflamingo x Reader than of Rosinante x Reader.

Any, um... Suggestions, solutions? Never sent a real fic on tumblr, and my AO3 account has a different name alltogether so I can't send it there, really. Part 1 is nearly complete (little Law my baby 😭😭) yet I keep adding more and breaking my own heart help. I did think of making it a one shot but I like the scenes to breathe.

Hugs to you, Snail, and hope you have a great day! 🫂🫂❤️

- @physics-of-one-piece

YOU'RE WRITING A ROSI X READER X DOFFY FIC I AM SAT, PHYSICS!!!

Okay, I also very much struggle with titles. If it is something Doffy does say to reader in a later chapter, I don't think it truly would concern much in the part one aspect. If the relationship comes in later, I would add a little disclaimer in the 'themes' part. I like to do a little summary, themes to expect, and notes when I write. I don't know why, but it's what I do.

THE WAY I AM SO EXCITED TO READ THIS ITS INSANE.

My asks are working again, I am going to attempt to get through them while I'm working again (sporadic employment, double booked myself again, doing musician things, send help via coffee and wine, I am overwhelmed).

My advice when writing something like this, especially with characters that you love, is to keep going until you feel in your heart it's time to stop. If your One-Shot turns into a series, so be it. The stories that I've done that ended up this way was "You Kissed The Clown?" and "Shameless". They felt like they needed to be a series.

If Doffy and Rosi are holding you hostage until you tell this story, tell it 🙏🖤. I will read anything you write, my dear.

I REREAD THE SYNOPSIS DEEP BREATH AGAIN AND I AM JUST AAAAAAAAAAA

[gumnut-logic]

Sweetapple Slices - Slice 3

Sweetapple | Dear Mr Tracy | Along the way | Slice 1 | Slice 2 | Slice 3

@idontknowreallywhy asked:

What is a childhood meal your character cherishes?

...and this happened.

Many thanks to both @onereyofstarlight and @katblu42 for both the inspiration and for editing help :D

This one is based before @womble1 's Extra Sweetapple and leads up to a small mention made in that fic. Thanks for the staring point :D This also means this is based before these two knuckleheads became a couple. It's also a little bit crack.

I hope you enjoy.

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Virgil reached around Alex’s back and nabbed himself a chocolate.

He’d held off as long as possible as really he needed a full meal, planned to have one, and snacking, while a staple in the field, was something he had a tendency to control when it wasn’t needed.

But he’d dropped in on Alex today, straight off a rescue with an idea. It wasn’t a major one, just a little one that might help fix the issue Alex had been having with the micro-plastic contamination.

That had been an hour and a half ago and several eureka moments since. Now it was the middle of the afternoon, after a far too early morning - thank god for the coffee kit on Two - and really, his blood needed sugar, after all.

Alex himself was well into his creative zone and Virgil couldn’t help but smile.

But then he had been engrossed himself not thirty seconds ago and it was only his lunch deprived stomach that was distracting him.

Alex usually had something lying about somewhere. The engineer had offered him some of the chocolates earlier, but Virgil thought he would be okay.

Apparently not.

So he nabbed one and threw it into his mouth in the hope it would shut his stomach up long enough to finish the calculations that might, just might lead them both to a solution.

The chocolate melted in his mouth and his shoulders relaxed just a little.

But then whatever was inside the chocolate touched his taste buds.

It was a chemical. That was all he could think of to describe it. Rubber? Some kind of soft plastic? In any case, whatever it was, it was revolting.

“You okay?”

Virgil nodded while trying not to choke on whatever the hell was in his mouth.

Alex frowned at him even more.

Okay, whatever it was, it needed removal. He shot to his feet glanced around the room until he found a box of tissues, grabbed one, and turning his back to Alex, spat it into the tissue.

Wiping his mouth and running his tongue over his teeth, he chucked the wad of tissue into the bin and grabbed the remains of his cold coffee, shoving it down his throat.

Alex by this time was on his feet, worry in every movement. “Virgil?”

“I’m fine.” He needed more coffee. He could still feel that weird texture in his mouth. “Want some coffee?”

Alex opened his mouth-

“I’ll go get some. Back in a minute.” He didn’t flee the room. No, he walked calmly to the door and exited quietly, in no way indicating he wanted to scrub his mouth out with a wire brush.

A short trip out to Thunderbird Two and a quick mug of coffee while he waited for a couple more to brew, and he was back in the lab with some steaming liquid of the gods in no time.

Unfortunately, Alex was still staring at him.

“What was that?”

“What was what?” He hid behind his coffee cup.

“That?” Alex waved at the door.

“I got you some coffee.”

Alex was still staring at him.

“What?”

Alex’s eyebrows dropped into enough of a flat-eyed ‘I’m not an idiot’ glare, that yes, Virgil had to own up.

“Your chocolates, what are they?”

“Huh? Oh.” Alex reached over and grabbed them, offering the bowl to Virgil. “Pineapple lumps. Want one?”

Virgil held up his hand. “No. Thank you for asking.”

Alex shrugged, grabbed one and threw it into his mouth.

Virgil didn’t wince. No, he didn’t.

“You don’t like chocolate?”

“I love chocolate.”

The bowl was offered to him again. Now he was smelling whatever they were made of.

His stomach twisted.

“You don’t like pineapple lumps?”

He forced a casual shrug. “Not my thing, I guess.”

“So you’ve tried them?”

“Yeah.”

To his dismay, Alex threw another one into his mouth. “They were my dad’s favourites. Bit of a tradition, particularly now he is no longer with us.” Alex shifted where he sat.

Virgil looked down at nothing in particular. “Yeah, traditions are important.”

There was silence a moment while Virgil thought of things that had kept his family afloat while Dad had been missing.

He looked up at Alex. “Are they your favourites?”

Alex looked down at the third pineapple lump in his hand. Virgil tried not to shudder.

“Yeah, I like them.”

Note to self: buy some pineapple lumps for Alex.

“But honestly, I prefer real pineapple.”

Note to self: buy pineapples for Alex.

“And the ultimate is really pineapple ice cream. Now that, that’s my favourite.”

Note to self: find and buy pineapple ice cream for Alex.

“So you’re a pineapple on the pizza kind of guy?”

Alex’s expression shifted to one of horror. “Pineapple on a pizza? You speak blasphemy!” But then Alex was smiling. “No, not my thing. You?”

Note to self: never put pineapple on pizza ever again.

“Of course not.”

“You’re sure? I’m sensing a little Hawaiian vibe here. No shame if you’re on the other side of the debate. You can still be my friend.” Alex was grinning.

Virgil liked the idea of being Alex’s friend. “No pineapple on the pizzas. Got it.” He returned the grin. “Just don’t tell Gordon.”

“Uh oh. You mean-“

“Yes, he’s pineapple all the way.”

“Weirdo.”

Virgil smiled. “Definitely.”

-o-o-o-

[hermitdrabbles56]

Caffeine Shots

No beta no read over no nothing here we fucking go. Hyrule after downing WAY to much fucking caffeine because you can not convince me that stamina elixirs aren't just artificial expresso shots. Or a monster mixed with a five hour energy

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Warriors world officially sucked worse than his own. Apparently since their last visit a rip in time had grown unstable and split into his Hyrule. Again. In fact it was through that rip that they'd gotten there! From Hyrules world! The event leaving half of his castle town displaced into a battlefield where further rips had monsters from his world spilling out like a rapidly drowning boat. 

So here he was. 3am. Desperately trying to help the nurses hold soldiers together that had ran into battle with no plan in an attempt to get ahead of things. 

He'd been using his magic since noon and very barely managing to keep on his feet with the magic potions Legend had been trying to keep in stock. The veteran in question currently unconscious after having drained his own magic supply taking out a mob that had tried to attack the base a couple hours ago. 

Four was down, the fall through time having been like a portal jump from hell leaving him disoriented enough he can't string a sentence together. So he was actually curled up with Legend. And the others were all out still fighting. 

Even if he wanted to, he couldn't sleep. He wants to be here for them when they get back..he needs to know if they're okay. 

Letting out a heavy sigh he reaches a shaky hand into his pouch and pulls out yet another stamina elixir from Wild. Popping the cork and slamming it down all in one go. 

With the barest hints of sunlight comes another round of potions. He can't even taste the nasty alchemical solutions anymore after having so many. And his stomach feels like he drank lizalfo acid, but that doesn't matter. As the dawn also brings the Fierce Deity carrying an unconscious Warrior's and a very out of sorts Wind. Quickly followed by Wild who frantically looks like he blew himself up a couple dozen times. 

So he slams an extra magic potion for good measure before rushing over to them. 

By noon there's a buzzing sensation washing over his skin. It's too hot in the tent with all the injured bodies, it's too hot outside because of the summer sun. So he spends three hours in a fitful sleep that's more akin to him forcefully holding his eyes closed before he gives up. Dragging himself back onto his feet and over to where Wild had been brewing potions since returning to base. 

The champion is gone now. And it looks like Legend is on his feet and gone. So it's just the captain and the sailor curled up with four in the nest of bedrolls and pillows they'd built in the corner of the tent. Warrior's looks like he still needs healing. So, Hyrule grabs up a couple red potions and uncorks another stamina elixir before heading over to do just that. 

 

A couple hours later and Warrior's has gone back out too fight. Wind is looking after Four who is slowly starting to comprehend things again. And Hyrule has no idea how long he's been staring at the two trying to put together one of Legends puzzles before a gentle hand is placed on his back. 

Just one of the nurses, he couldn't tell you who given that everyone is kind of blurring together. And maybe swimming a bit. But who ever it is places a hot cup of something warm and bitter in his hand. Pointing off to the back of one of the tent to let him know there's more if needed. 

Takes him a moment to realize it's coffee. Straight black coffee, so hot that it almost burns. Or maybe it does. Either way it's sharp enough to cut through the groggy fog in his head. So he has a couple more and somewhat manages to choke down some bread. 

One more hour, and that buzz won't stop. It's maybe gotten worse. And he's maybe on his tenth cup of coffee. And he maybe can't remember which way is north. Or were the exit is. 

For once he's thankful for having an iron stomach because otherwise he's fairly certain the burning roil in it would have made someone else throw up. But the time to dwell on that ends when Twilight comes in with an unconscious Time hoisted up onto his back. And Sky passed out on Epona. 

So, for a quick moment he sets down his half empty coffee mug. Uncorks and dumps the next round of potions into it. Then chugs the whole thing before stumbling off to help.

Thankfully it wasn't anything serious. Or was it serious? He can't remember because everyone looks too fucked up at the moment. 

"-Link?" 

Something touches his shoulder. Just a light careful little touch but it startles a yelp out of him. His head snapping up so quickly the world spins on its access and oh, he's falling. 

No wait.

He's not falling? 

Two big arms catch him. Least he thinks they do, he can't tell. That buzzing makes it really hard to feel. 

"Woah woah…easy there traveler." Twilight murmurs as he carefully sets Hyrule back on his feet. "You okay? You're shaking like a leaf."  

A small nervous sounding laugh comes rattling out of Hyrule before he can even attempt to think. "Hehe I think my heart just stopped? Oh hey..when did it get dark?" 

"YOU THINK WHAT?!" 

"Chillio dog boy it's fine." 

"The fuck it ain't." Twilight huffs before insistently places strong fingers against the vein on Hyrules wrist. "Oh- sweet mother of Faron..that's…that's not normal." 

"Normal? You really think my death would be fucking normal?" 

"Your heart didn't stop, you're not dying….least not yet. But this certainly explains why I thought I was hearing it from ten feet away. It's racing faster than a hummingbird." 

"Mmm f-fairies works really similrat to humming hits hits h..ummin birbs it's berry hard for us to sit sit still." 

For a moment Hyrule stops to try and process what just left his mouth. Shaking his head a bit to try and clear it. Which must have been a bad ideas see as he definitely wakes up on the ground this time. Night sky spiraling above him. 

"Deep breaths buddy..you're okay…" Twilight murmurs again as he leans into view. 

Smacking his lips a bit Hyrule blinks slightly. "My mouth feels fummy…." 

"Yeahh…yeah you just threw up. Like a lot. What the fuck have you been drinking?" 

"Things!" 

Twilight levels him with his best impression of the stare. "What things?" 

"Uhhhhhhhh…last thing was a coffee with two stamina ichsers..and…gren….it's was all very gren…" 

"Dins tits no fucking wonder. How many of those have you had??" Twilight questions. 

Hyrule stares at his hands and he swears has a few more that usual. All the extra fingers making it a little difficult to count. 

"Mmn…a number?" 

"How long have you been awake..?" 

"When the fuck did we get here?" 

"Okay….let's..let's get you some water and make sure you don't have a fucking heart attack." Twilight says with a stressed whine as he carefully scoops the shaking fairy boy up. 

"Nuuu!!! I need to…what the fuck was I doing…?"

"You've been staring into space for the past two hours what you need is to be knocked unconscious." 

"Fuck." 

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

I’m Only Honest When it Rains

by FractalFiction

Wilbur scrubbed at the counter, tongue sticking out as he tried to wipe off the stain on the counter. He wasn’t sure when this stain appeared -clearly long enough to settle in. Wilbur sprayed the stain once more with a cleaning solution, using his cleaning rag and pushing all his weight onto the stain like that would somehow get it to come off.

He lifted up the rag, sighing with relief before throwing it around a hook. It was nearly closing time. Only about 15 minutes until 10 pm.

Wilbur sat down, drumming his fingers on the counter as he waited. Technically, he was the owner of the shop. He could just close up a little early. Most people don’t come to coffee shops this late.

He must have jinxed himself because as soon as the thought came into his mind, the ringing of the bell above his store door grew much louder.

Or, Wilbur Soot is a lonely man who doesn’t believe he can love. SBI prove him wrong.

Words: 14003, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 54 of Fractal’s One Shots

Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson

Additional Tags: Wilbur Soot-centric, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates adjacent, Platonic Relationships, Protective Wilbur Soot, Sad Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot Needs a Hug, All of SBI needs a hug, Wilbur Soot Gets a Hug, Found Family, Sleepy Bois Inc as Family, Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Self-Doubt, Self-Worth Issues, Hurt/Comfort, Platonic Cuddling, Fluff, Happy Ending, Fic based on the song Neptune by Sleeping at Last

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I posted 2,408 times in 2022

That's 1,044 more posts than 2021!

412 posts created (17%)

1,996 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@nanlanmo

@x-brokencrowns

@funnytwittertweets

@merrymusings

I tagged 2,408 of my posts in 2022

#★ qᴜᴇᴜᴇ - 802 posts

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#quotes - 119 posts

Longest Tag: 130 characters

#[ cara and oliver defining their relationship through coffee and alleged re-enactments of the boston tea-party in the bathtub... ]

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

OPEN TO. f // m // nb ; mutuals && non-mutuals  ​ MUSE. Rachel Dolan (test-muse) RELATION. based on this plot. rachel’s muse b and it can take literally any direction !!  

        ❛❛Wait, that’s your locker ?? Shit -- sorry. My bad...❜❜ Rachel was deeply in thoughts and barely noticed as the other approached. As soon as he registered that he was blocking their access, leaning against the blue row of lockers in the hallway, he moved aside and hoped to not fall back into a staring contest with the wall across the room. MAN... HE FELT SO OUT OF IT. He’d been up very early, unable to sleep since his stomach was growling and didn’t stop ever since he dragged himself into school. 

        All that was left in his bag was another package of sour cream crackers. The other one had served as his breakfast. At this point he had exactly 20$ left and something told him that it would be tricky to split it over the week. Actually... his whole situation was tricky as fuck. But he tried not to think too much about it or this massive headache would return. Ignoring it helped to stay sane -- or maybe he was just becoming delusional at this point. Either way -- ignoring the problem until it got worse sounded tempting enough to go with it. HIS STOMACH GROWLED AGAIN and his hand shot up, but it couldn’t stifle the sound. Although his cheeks heated a little, his voice didn’t give away any embarrassment that he felt. ❛❛Don’t worry -- if I wanted to eat someone I wouldn’t go for you. The freshmen have shorter legs. Can’t outrun me.❜❜ Not that he could afford stupid remarks -- not with his reputation. But then again, he had no idea who the other was and maybe, just maybe he was lucky enough thath they didn’t know him, either.

24 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

#4

SEND ◕‿◕ TO PLAY WITH MY MUSES HAIR

     @nanlanmo​:  ❛❛ ◕‿◕ for Tal if he's feeling open to it lol!❜❜    

                                                                        ✧･ﾟ  𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃.

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25 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

#3

✧･ﾟ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

bc my bestie and I sold our souls to him and satan.

“Why do you think we’re out here? I’m not wearing any pants.”

 “God left us in a hot car to die and I think we deserve it.”  

“What?! What are you suggesting here that we do, this is really macabre.”

“I’m gonna bring the dinosaurs back and I’m gonna make them gay.”

“Social Media was a mistake made by the mistake of humanity.”

“There’s only one solution to this: Organized Crime.”

“Is this like a malicious compliance thing?”

“Well, now you get fired and I get a giftcard -- yeihh!”

“I’d say apply cold water to the burned area, but there’s no cold water that could cure this.”

“Well, nothing brings people together like a common enemy, am I right?”

“How much of this stuff can we sneak in before they catch us?”

“I’m so disappointed, this day sucks.”

“You really know how to... uh, savor your emotions for the ‘important’ things in life.”

“No, thanks. Just sex, drugs and rock’n roll for me.”

 “You stole my pokemon-card when I was twelve, get fucked!”  

“This isn’t facepalming. This is me ripping my entire face off.”

“How can any human have so little compassion and kindness?”

“Why is this a debate?! You can solve this with two sticks!”

“This is very disturbing but also very creative. Jesus.”

“That just sounds like prostitution with extra steps.”

“Who in their right mind would do this?”

“Oh yeah! I can feel the hellfire coming all along!”

“Why must you ruin everything I hold dear in life?”

 “The only people who’d call you a good catch are probably the cops.”

“So you’re not only proving that you’re creepy, you’re also proving that you’re a complete idiot.”

“What kind of shrooms where you smoking when you made this?”

“Just because your body can physically survive something doesn’t mean that your... uh, whole being is ready for it.”

“This is where this was going?!”

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34 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#2

✧･ﾟ  𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑

OPEN TO. f // nb ; mutuals && non-mutuals  @indiestarter​​ RELATION. arranged marriage; a more historical setting possible. our muses were required to get married in order to form an alliance between their two parties -- can either take place in their own realms / worlds for supernatural muses or between the fae kingdom and the human world. both aren’t exactly happy about it and cope in their own ways, but lately mine has been warming up more to the idea. he secretly started to like yours but so far, all of his subtle efforts came to nothing.

        ❛❛I get it -- just because we’re married now doesn’t mean that you have to like me. But instead of making this harder than it needs to be, why don’t you cut me some slack? You’re not a saint either, my lovely.❜❜ Taliesin was unnerved as he turned around to his newlywed, sneering over the all too familiar bickering that the other never quite dropped. As if it could change something about their fate. The closer the day of their wedding had come, at least he had been willing to keep a more open-mind. It wasn’t like he had jumped with joy at the decision of the king. IT WAS A DUTY, NOTHING MORE OR LESS, to make sure the truce was kept and a strong alliance was formed and maintained between the Autumn Court and the others. But if he was forced to spend his life with someone he never met before, he’d do it under his own conditions. And that’s what was partially to blame for the rather rocky start they’ve had. He had been trying to cover up his own unnerving reluctance over the matter by embarrassing them in front of everyone during the official proposal. With other mischievous digs, words and actions that only made it worse to be in the same room with them. And now, on THEIR WEDDING DAY, he realized that there was the possibility that this constant fighting would turn into a perpetual state.

        Taliesin’s face didn’t give any of the mild regret over past mistakes away as they stood on the side, the noise and music from their wedding guests in the background. Nobody here celebrated any of them, only the alliance and their truce. He brought the glass in his hand up and downed the wine in one swig, SAVORING THE TASTE and the light haze it draped over his mind. ❛❛Mhmmm... this one’s good. You should try it. In that way, maybe we still get to somehow enjoy our wedding night.❜❜  

74 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

✧･ﾟ A short and easy workaround for Reblogs with Beta & XKit Rewritten

Disclaimer: This also seems to work with old Legacy-Threads when reblogging with the new Beta-Editor bc XKit Rewritten doesn’t work with Legacy. The whole trimming order and process of both combined can be confusing, but it’s important so the post doesn’t get fucked up. So technically, it's also helpful for Beta-Reblogging in general.  (video below)

SO, IF YOU WANT TO AVOID DOUBLE-POSTING of your own reblog, do the following:

Hit reblog (make sure you’re using Beta).

Enter reply, whatever.

Safe to drafts.

Remove the first post with Trim Reblogs.

Safe.

Refresh drafts.

Remove your own reply that now shows twice with the Beta-Editor. You will only have one option to remove here, so that makes it easy.

Refresh.

Tadaaa.

In this way you can preserve your partner's reply if you want to, since the blockquote-format won't work like that anymore. So hopefully, reblogs with the Beta-Editor & XKit Rewritten should be easier now for you and your partners without having to move your whole Legacy-Thread to a new post after this measure. I am very nostalgic over my old stuff, so that's a reason why I don't want to do it. If you have additions or experience possible errors, feel free to add them.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS WILL ONLY WORK if your partner reblogged their response without any XKit-Extension. Just a plain reblog.

78 notes - Posted December 10, 2022

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TW: Brief mention of suicide (it’s mentioned once in two sentences at the end.)

Five years ago, it seemed like a good idea to Liase to choose her power to be able to see when someone will die. Her friends chose things that were more practical or were the traditional powers that lots of other people had. Her best friend chose shapeshifting, and when she visited her family over the holidays she found out that three of her cousins had too. She knew ten people who could fly.

Of course Liase knew people with unusual superpowers as well, but not lots. Her older brother could see who everyone’s soulmate is, and another regular at the coffee shop she goes to that she had talked to a few times could know what your favorite musical was by looking at you for two seconds. Liase surprisingly only knew of one person who chose to be an actual psychic, a woman who lives in Vermont and drive the industry into the ground but made millions.

Liase’s friends and family all had far off numbers above their heads, three decades at least. She never told someone when they would die, Liase thought it to be a morally grey decision, and she was not big on morally grey unless it was in book characters.

She never saw a number change, and she never had a number. Liase was okay with that, she didn’t want to know when she would die. She was content with her work in biology, and she had come to terms with death and what it meant. Liase never believed in an after life.

Liase was surprised when the font and the text of the number over the head of her co-workers willing test subject (for the outlandish experiment of causing immortality of the human race) suddenly changed…

10 years…

50 years…

100 years…

Never…

Liase had never seen that, she knew that she was placed as his assistant because of her power. She had watched him try many solutions but none had worked until the shot that he had just administered.

Her co-worker saw her face, he knew what she knew. That his life’s dream had finally become reality.

But through the course of eternity, as the shot became something administered to everyone at birth, there would always be one thing that captured everyone’s attention in the story about this discovery.

Liase was the first person to know that humans could live forever.

And throughout eternity everyone would wonder why a week later, after the announcement of the shot was made. On the day before Liase was supposed to get her shot she was found dead. And they would wonder why she had ended her own life.

But few would recognize that what this girl’s life had been based on had shifted, and that what everyone saw as an amazing gift had become a curse.

Not every power that was viewed as good (in this case because it had helped change humanity forever) could be viewed as horrible in the eyes of the beholder. Because good and bad are interchangeable.

One day, magically, everyone across the world was given a superpower of their choice. Now, 5 years later, it seems your unconventional choice is paying off far more in life than your flying, super strong and mind reading friends.

[starseedfxofficial]

Adaptive Algorithms and USD/CHF: The Secret Weapon Smart Traders Are Using to Outsmart the Market You know those times when you spend half an hour staring at your charts, looking for an entry point, only to see your balance tumble faster than a bad comedy show when you pull the trigger? Well, welcome to Forex. But wait—what if I told you there’s a way to change that sad sitcom of trading missteps into something more like a blockbuster? Let's talk about USD/CHF and the magic of adaptive algorithms. Yeah, it's time for some next-level wizardry, minus the pointy hat. The Hidden Formula Only Experts Use Alright, it’s time to take a peek behind the curtain. Most traders eyeball the USD/CHF pair with a mix of optimism and dread, not realizing there’s an underground way to approach it that changes the entire game. Meet adaptive algorithms. You might have heard of these, but let me guess—you didn’t know they could help you predict USD/CHF market moves like an inside joke you’re finally in on. Essentially, adaptive algorithms are mathematical models that adjust themselves based on new information, like that friend who learns from mistakes... eventually. Unlike traditional strategies, these adaptive gems don’t stubbornly stick to a one-size-fits-all solution. Imagine if you were playing chess but every time your opponent made a move, you could adapt your pieces accordingly without waiting for your turn. That's the beauty of adaptive algorithms in the Forex world—they keep evolving with every market twist and turn. But here's where the real magic happens: using these adaptive systems on currency pairs like USD/CHF—a pair that behaves like a rollercoaster in an earthquake—gives you a solid edge that traditional static strategies lack. Think of it like trading with an AI wingman that updates its game every single minute, never forgetting the small stuff (unlike that trader buddy of yours who never learns to check the economic calendar before he dives in). How Adaptive Algorithms Avoid the Pitfalls of Common Indicators Okay, let's be real here. Traditional indicators can be about as useful as reading a horoscope—some days it’s spot-on, but most days it’s just a vague prediction. Adaptive algorithms make those outdated indicators look like a Nokia 3310 trying to compete with a modern smartphone. Let’s look at some specifics: Moving Averages: Ever notice how your moving averages give late signals and leave you screaming at your screen like a soap opera character? Adaptive algorithms modify the way MAs function based on volatility and price action. Imagine a moving average that doesn’t make you a laggard, but instead keeps you at the frontlines. RSI and Overbought/Oversold Signals: RSI is cool and all, but the adaptive approach takes into account changes in volatility and recalibrates dynamically. In other words, it's like giving RSI an extra shot of espresso—it reacts faster, and more accurately. Just like you after that third cup of coffee during a late-night trading session. The Hidden Patterns That Drive the Market Here’s a fun little secret—markets are emotional, and the USD/CHF currency pair is no exception. It tends to react to risk sentiment faster than my dog reacts to the sound of a bag of chips opening. This emotional pattern can be the key to getting your adaptive algorithm set up in a way that outsmarts most of the static players. Adaptive algorithms can recognize recurring patterns that are often overlooked by common tools. For instance, they can identify correlations between USD/CHF and other safe-haven assets—like Gold—in real-time. If you've ever struggled trying to manually compare these on your two-screen setup (or worse, your mobile screen—don’t lie, we’ve all been there), you know the pain. Adaptive systems do this without breaking a sweat. Why Most Traders Get It Wrong (And How You Can Avoid It) It’s ironic—you’d think that in a world dominated by AI, more traders would jump on adaptive algorithms like it’s the last chopper out of Saigon. But no. A lot of traders still stick to rigid, static methods that operate under the assumption that market behavior will simply repeat itself like a bad haircut cycle. The thing with USD/CHF is that it’s impacted by a number of moving pieces: the Federal Reserve, the Swiss National Bank (SNB), the fear of global recession, interest rate decisions, and everything in between. It’s a pair that shifts sentiment on a dime—sometimes literally. Static strategies often miss these fast sentiment changes, which is where the adaptive algorithms come in to steal the show, making them as vital to your trading as your WiFi connection (because let’s be honest, without WiFi, we’re all toast). But let’s dig deeper—adaptive algorithms are built to learn, adjust, and even compensate for sudden volatility changes. It's like having an expert trader watching over your shoulder, saying "Wait! Don’t short yet, the SNB’s just released a surprise statement." How to Predict Market Moves with Precision You know the drill: an interest rate hike is announced, and the USD/CHF suddenly shoots up, only to reverse a day later. Most traders get whiplash trying to follow it, buying too late or selling too soon. Adaptive algorithms are perfect for these environments—they adapt in real-time, recalculating their predictions based on the latest data. This gives them a precision edge, where they’re not just trying to predict a move—they’re recalculating the probability of each possible outcome. Take the classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" scenario. With adaptive algorithms, you’re not just mindlessly following the herd; you’re refining your moves as new information hits the market. So when everyone’s panicking, buying, or selling based on a news headline, your adaptive algorithm is already one step ahead, like a chess master predicting moves five steps in advance. The Forgotten Strategy That Outsmarted the Pros And now, let’s talk about the forgotten strategy that even some pros overlook. It’s a bit of a throwback—pair trading. Pair trading used to be in every trader’s toolkit, but these days it seems as rare as a decent WiFi signal in a coffee shop. Here’s where things get interesting: when you combine pair trading with adaptive algorithms, you get a lethal combo for the USD/CHF. By pairing it with another currency—for instance, EUR/USD—your adaptive algorithm can monitor correlations and divergences in real-time. Imagine it’s like synchronized swimming, except instead of water, it’s the Forex market, and instead of swimmers, it's two highly correlated currencies. When the divergence hits, your adaptive system triggers an opportunity for you to profit off of it. The best part? This adaptive approach minimizes risk, giving you a hedge against unexpected moves—a life jacket, if you will, while others are left treading water. How You Can Get Started (And Steal a March on Other Traders) The good news? You don’t need a team of quants to leverage adaptive algorithms for your USD/CHF trades. Plenty of platforms now offer tools that integrate adaptive algorithms right out of the box, which is basically like giving a toddler access to a fully stocked candy store—except instead of sugar, you get pips (and hopefully more of them). For those of you who are still hesitant, take a deep dive into our Forex Education resources at StarseedFX Free Forex Courses. You’ll find detailed guides on how to incorporate adaptive trading strategies, with bite-sized chunks to help you digest even the most advanced methodologies. 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You might be wondering, where can I buy Java Burn and if the Java Burn ingredients label is as impressive as they say.

Stick around, because I'm going to break down everything from the Java Burn discount to a comparison of Coffee Ignite vs Java Burn, so you’ll know exactly what you're getting into.

Let’s dive right in!

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Java Burn Coffee: The Real Deal for Weight Loss

Let’s be real for a second.

If you’re here, it’s probably because you’ve heard about Java Burn coffee and its buzz around weight loss.

You might be wondering if it actually works or if it’s just another gimmick.

I get it.

We’ve all been there, sifting through endless products that promise the world but often deliver nothing.

So, let’s break down what makes this stuff tick.

What Is Java Burn Coffee?

Java Burn coffee is a supplement designed to mix seamlessly with your morning brew.

It aims to boost metabolism and help with weight loss while giving you that caffeine kick we all love.

But what’s in it?

Let’s talk about the Java Burn coffee ingredients next.

Java Burn Coffee Ingredients That Work

The beauty of Java Burn coffee lies in its unique blend of natural ingredients.

Here are some key players:

Green Tea Extract: Known for its metabolism-boosting properties.

L-Carnitine: Aids in fat burning and energy production.

Chromium: Helps regulate blood sugar levels.

These ingredients work together to enhance your body’s natural ability to burn fat while keeping your energy levels high throughout the day.

No fillers, no nonsense—just pure power in a packet.

Java Burn Coffee Company Review

Now, who stands behind this product?

The company is focused on quality and transparency.

They pride themselves on sourcing high-quality ingredients and ensuring each batch meets strict standards.

This isn’t just some fly-by-night operation; they care about their customers’ health and satisfaction.

Many users have shared positive experiences online, which leads us to the next point: customer feedback.

Real Java Burn Coffee Reviews

I came across some testimonials that genuinely impressed me:

“I’m 32 years old and have struggled with my weight for years. Since using Java Burn coffee, I’ve lost 10 pounds in just a few weeks! It tastes great too!” — Sarah J., 32

“At 45, I thought losing weight was impossible. But after adding this to my routine, I feel lighter and more energetic.” — Mike R., 45

These stories show how effective this product can be when added to a balanced diet and exercise routine.

Is There a Java Burn Coffee Scam?

A common concern is whether this product is legit or just another scam.

The answer? It seems genuine based on user feedback and ingredient transparency.

Sure, there are always skeptics out there, but most reviews lean towards the positive side.

Just remember: results vary from person to person. What works wonders for one might not do much for another—but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t give it a shot!

The Price of Java Burn Coffee Supplement

When considering any supplement, price matters.

Java Burn coffee price varies depending on where you purchase it from.

However, many users find that investing in their health pays off in the long run—especially when combined with healthy habits!

You can often find discounts directly on their official website too!

Conclusion: Why Choose Java Burn Coffee?

If you're tired of ineffective weight loss solutions or want something simple to add to your morning routine, give Java Burn coffee a try.

It's got solid ingredients backed by real people sharing their success stories.

Plus, it's convenient—who doesn't love sipping on something delicious while working towards their goals?

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Where Can I Buy Java Burn

So, you’re on the hunt for Java Burn.

You want to know where to get it, right?

Let’s break it down.

Where To Buy Java Burn

The best spot to buy Java Burn is directly from their official website.

Why?

You’ll find the most reliable information there.

Plus, they often have exclusive offers and discounts.

No one likes paying more than necessary.

And trust me, that’s the place to snag a good deal.

Order Java Burn Online

When you decide to order Java Burn, the process is simple.

Just head over to their site, pick your package, and fill in your details.

It’s straightforward and takes just a few minutes.

I’ve done it myself, and I can vouch for how easy it is.

Where Can You Buy Java Burn?

If you’re wondering, “Where can you buy Java Burn?” look no further than their online store.

There are no middlemen here.

You get it straight from the source.

No risk of counterfeit products or inflated prices.

Where Can I Get Java Burn?

Curious about “where can I get Java Burn?”

Again, the official website is your answer.

They have everything laid out clearly.

From detailed product descriptions to customer reviews—it's all there at your fingertips.

The Price of Java Burn

Now let’s talk about Java Burn price.

It varies depending on the package you choose.

Typically, buying in bulk saves you money in the long run.

That way, you're set for a while without worrying about running out too soon.

Looking for Discounts?

If you're keen on saving some cash (who isn’t?), keep an eye out for any Java Burn discount codes or promotions on their site.

These deals pop up from time to time and can really help stretch your budget further.

Don’t forget to check before making your purchase!

How To Buy Java Burn

Wondering “how to buy Java Burn?”

Just follow these steps:

Visit their official website.

Choose your preferred package.

Fill in your shipping information.

Complete payment.

Wait for that delicious coffee boost!

Easy peasy!

Where Do You Buy Java Burn?

You might ask yourself: “Where do you buy Java Burn?”

Online shopping has never been easier!

The official site makes it super convenient with secure payment options and fast shipping times.

Once you order, you'll be sipping on this unique blend in no time!

Customer Experiences

Don’t just take my word for it; hear from others:

"I was skeptical at first but decided to give Java Burn a shot after reading some reviews." — Sarah J., 32 "The process was smooth! I ordered online without any hassle." — Mike R., 28

These folks experienced firsthand how easy it is to get started with this product!

Final Thoughts on Purchasing

In short: if you're ready to enhance your coffee routine with Java Burn, head straight over to their official site now!

With its unique formula designed for weight loss support and energy enhancement, it's worth every penny spent!

Don't wait around; grab yours today before those deals slip away!

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Java Burn Ingredients Label

Let’s talk about what really matters when it comes to Java Burn.

You want to know what's in it, right?

You're probably wondering if it's safe for you or if it can actually help with weight loss.

Let's break down the Java Burn ingredients label and see what’s up.

What Is In Java Burn Powder?

Java Burn isn’t just another coffee supplement.

It's packed with ingredients that aim to boost metabolism and enhance fat burning.

Here’s a quick look at some of the key players:

Green Tea Extract: This one’s known for its fat-burning properties.

L-Carnitine: Helps transport fatty acids into cells for energy.

Chromium: Supports healthy blood sugar levels.

Caffeine: Gives you that energy kick while promoting fat oxidation.

Each ingredient has a purpose, working together to create something effective.

This isn’t just random stuff thrown into a packet.

Is Java Burn Safe For Diabetics?

If you’re diabetic, safety is your top concern.

Good news—most of the ingredients in Java Burn are generally considered safe for diabetics.

The chromium helps manage blood sugar levels, which is crucial.

But here’s the catch:

Always consult your doctor before adding anything new to your routine.

It’s better to be safe than sorry.

Is Java Burn Safe For Heart Patients?

Heart health is no joke either.

The caffeine content might raise some eyebrows, especially if you're sensitive to stimulants.

However, many users have reported positive experiences without any adverse effects on their heart health.

Again, check with your healthcare provider first.

Your heart deserves that extra attention!

Java Burn Coffee Ingredients List

So let’s get down to specifics in the Java Burn coffee ingredients list:

Green Tea Extract

L-Carnitine

Chromium

Caffeine

Vitamin D

Chlorogenic Acid

These aren’t just buzzwords; they’re scientifically backed components aimed at making your coffee more than just a morning ritual.

Imagine sipping your usual cup of joe but knowing it’s also working hard for you behind the scenes!

Java Burn Packets For Coffee

What I love about Java Burn is how convenient it is.

You get these little packets that make adding it to your coffee super easy.

No mess, no fuss—just tear open a packet and mix it in.

It blends seamlessly with hot or cold drinks, so you can enjoy it however you like best!

Java Burn Pills Vs Powder

Now let’s chat about Java Burn pills vs powder options.

Both forms have their pros and cons:

The powder mixes well with beverages and gives flexibility.

The pills offer convenience if you're always on the go but may take longer to digest.

I find that starting my day with the powder feels energizing and sets me up for success right off the bat!

Java Burn Powder Reviews

People are buzzing about this product! Here are some thoughts from real users:

“I’ve been using Java Burn for three months now, and I’ve lost 10 pounds without changing much else.” — Sarah, 29

“I was skeptical at first but saw results within weeks! My energy levels have skyrocketed.” — Mike, 35

These reviews speak volumes about how effective this product can be when used as part of a balanced lifestyle.

In short, whether you're looking to lose weight or simply want an extra boost during your day-to-day life, Java Burn has got something special going on inside those packets!

So why not give it a shot? You might just find yourself loving every sip while watching those pounds melt away!

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Java Burn Discount

If you’re looking to kickstart your weight loss journey, you’ve probably heard about Java Burn.

But let’s be real.

You want to know how to snag it at a better price, right?

I get it.

We all love a good deal.

Let’s break down the Java Burn discount scene so you can make the most of your purchase.

Unpacking The Java Burn Discount Code

First up, the Java Burn discount code is your best friend here.

These codes can save you a nice chunk of change when ordering online.

I’ve seen discounts ranging from 10% to even 50% off!

Imagine sipping on that fat-burning coffee while knowing you scored a solid deal.

To use these codes, just enter them at checkout.

It’s as simple as that!

Grab A Java Burn Coupon Code

Next, let’s talk about the Java Burn coupon code.

While similar to discount codes, coupons often come with added perks like free shipping or bonus products.

Who doesn’t love extras?

When you're shopping for Java Burn, keep an eye out for promotional emails or social media posts.

These often contain exclusive coupon codes that aren’t available anywhere else.

I remember one time I found a coupon that got me free shipping and an extra pouch thrown in.

That felt like winning the lottery!

What’s The Java Burn Price?

Now, onto the nitty-gritty—the Java Burn price itself.

Typically, a single pouch runs around £49 if bought directly from their official site.

But hold on; there are bulk deals too!

Buying in larger quantities not only gives you more product but also lowers the cost per pouch significantly.

For instance:

One pouch: £49

Three pouches: £39 each

Six pouches: £34 each

This means stockpiling could save you some serious cash over time!

Understanding The Java Burn Coffee Price

Lastly, let’s discuss the Java Burn coffee price specifically.

It might seem steep at first glance compared to regular coffee brands.

But remember—this isn’t just any coffee; it’s designed to help burn fat and boost metabolism while keeping your energy levels high.

So when you consider its benefits and potential results, it starts making sense financially.

Plus, with those discounts we talked about earlier? It becomes even more appealing!

Real Customer Experiences

Don’t just take my word for it; check out what others have said:

“I started using Java Burn three months ago after finding a great discount code online. I lost 15 pounds without changing much in my diet!” — Sarah, 32

And another one:

“The taste is fantastic! Plus, I found a coupon code that saved me money on my first order.” — Mike, 28

These testimonials aren’t just fluff—they reflect real experiences from people who decided to give this product a shot because they found value in both its effectiveness and pricing options.

Why You Should Act Now

So why wait around?

With discounts available and proven results backing this product up, now's the perfect time to try out Java Burn for yourself.

Keep an eye on those promo codes and grab yourself some savings while working towards your weight loss goals!

In short:

Look for discount codes.

Seek out coupon offers.

Consider buying in bulk for better pricing.

And don’t forget—every penny saved is another step closer to achieving what you want!

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Coffee Ignite Vs Java Burn

When it comes to weight loss and boosting metabolism, I've seen a lot of options out there.

Two products that often come up are Java Burn and Coffee Ignite.

But how do they stack up against each other?

Let’s break it down.

Java Burn Capsules Vs Powder

First off, let's talk about the format.

Java Burn is primarily known as a powder that you mix into your coffee.

It's designed to enhance your morning brew without altering its taste.

On the flip side, there's also a capsule version available for those who prefer convenience.

So, what’s better?

Powder:

Mixes easily with any coffee.

Claims to work faster because of direct absorption.

Capsules:

Super convenient if you're on the go.

No mixing required; just pop one in.

I’ve tried both.

For me, the powder felt like an easy addition to my routine.

The capsules? They’re great when I’m rushing out the door but sometimes feel less effective since they have to break down before working their magic.

Java Burn Pills Reviews

Now let’s dive into some real experiences with these pills.

People love them for their simplicity and effectiveness.

Take Sarah, 34:

“I started taking the Java Burn pills two weeks ago, and I can already see changes! My energy levels are through the roof, and I’m shedding pounds effortlessly.”

That kind of feedback is common among users who appreciate not having to change their daily habits too much while still seeing results.

It’s all about finding what fits your lifestyle best.

Java Burn Powder Reviews

Switching gears to the powder form—this one gets rave reviews too.

Many folks enjoy how easily it blends with coffee without altering its flavor profile.

Tom, 29, shared his experience:

“I was skeptical at first but mixing Java Burn into my morning coffee has been a game-changer! Not only do I feel more energetic throughout the day, but I’ve also noticed my cravings have reduced significantly.”

That's powerful stuff!

The beauty of this powder is that it doesn’t require major lifestyle changes or sacrifices—just pour it in and sip away!

The Final Verdict

So where does that leave us with coffee ignite vs java burn?

Both have their merits depending on what you’re looking for:

If you want something quick and easy while you're on-the-go, then Java Burn capsules might be your best bet.

If you enjoy your morning ritual of brewing coffee and want something that'll blend seamlessly into it, then stick with the Java Burn powder.

In either case, you'll likely find yourself feeling more energized and ready to tackle whatever life throws at you.

If you're serious about enhancing your weight loss journey or simply want an extra boost in your daily routine, give either option a shot. You might just find it's exactly what you've been looking for!

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Java Burn

Got questions about Java Burn?

You’re not alone.

Let’s break it down.

What Are Java Burn Packets?

Java Burn packets are the secret sauce to transforming your morning coffee routine.

Each packet is designed to blend seamlessly with your favourite brew.

No weird taste, just a boost that might help you shed those extra pounds.

I’ve tried it myself and noticed how easy it is to incorporate into my daily life.

Just rip open a packet and mix it in. Simple as that.

Is There a Java Burn Tea Option?

Yes, there is!

If you're more of a tea person, you can still enjoy the benefits of Java Burn.

The tea version offers the same potential weight loss support but with a different flavour profile.

I remember sipping on my morning tea while feeling confident that I was doing something good for my body.

Where Can I Find the Java Burn Pouch?

Looking for the Java Burn pouch?

It’s available through their official website.

This pouch contains multiple packets, perfect for keeping you stocked up without running out too fast.

Trust me, once you start using it, you'll want to keep it handy at all times.

What's the Story Behind Java Burn Official?

The Java Burn official team has been dedicated to creating an effective product since 1988.

That’s over three decades of refining their formula and ensuring quality control.

When I first heard about their history, I felt reassured knowing they weren’t just another fly-by-night operation.

They've built trust within the community by focusing on results rather than fancy marketing gimmicks.

What Are Those Java Burn Email Swipes?

Ever heard of Java Burn email swipes?

These are basically pre-written emails designed to help share your experience or promote the product effortlessly.

It’s like having a toolkit ready when you want to talk about this amazing addition to your diet.

I found them super helpful when I wanted to share my journey with friends and family without starting from scratch every time!

What Makes This Product Special?

What sets this Java Burn product apart from others?

It's simple: effectiveness combined with convenience.

You get all these potential benefits without changing your coffee habit too drastically.

I've seen some impressive testimonials from users who have transformed their lives with just this little addition:

"At 34 years old, I struggled with weight gain after having kids. Since adding Java Burn to my morning coffee, I've lost 15 pounds in two months!" — Sarah J., 34

Real stories like Sarah's show how powerful this simple change can be!

The Secret Behind Java Burn

So what’s the big Java Burn secret?

It’s all about enhancing metabolism while enjoying your daily caffeine fix.

Many people overlook how much difference a small tweak can make in their routine.

With consistent use, it's possible to see real changes over time—just like I did!

If you've got any more questions or doubts swirling around in your head about Java Burn, don’t hesitate!

This could be exactly what you need for that extra push towards your health goals!

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FAQ

What is Java Burn coffee?

Java Burn is a weight loss supplement designed to be mixed with your morning coffee. It claims to boost metabolism and enhance fat burning while you enjoy your daily brew.

What are the ingredients in Java Burn?

Java Burn contains a blend of natural ingredients aimed at supporting weight loss, including green tea extract, L-carnitine, and various vitamins and minerals. Each ingredient plays a role in promoting metabolism and overall health.

Is Java Burn safe for diabetics?

Yes, many users report that Java Burn is safe for diabetics. However, it's always wise to consult with a healthcare professional before starting any new supplement if you have underlying health conditions.

Where can I buy Java Burn?

You can purchase Java Burn directly from their official website or select online retailers. Just make sure you're buying from a reputable source to avoid scams.

How much does Java Burn cost?

The price of Java Burn varies depending on where you buy it and any ongoing promotions. Typically, it ranges around $49 for a one-month supply but check the official site for current pricing and discounts.

Are there any side effects of using Java Burn?

Most users tolerate Java Burn well with minimal side effects. Some may experience mild digestive issues or caffeine sensitivity due to its ingredients. Always start with a small amount to see how your body reacts.

Can I use Java Burn with other weight loss products?

Combining supplements can sometimes lead to unexpected interactions. It's best to consult with a healthcare provider before mixing different weight loss products.

How does Java Burn compare to other fat-burning supplements?

Java Burn stands out because it's designed specifically for coffee drinkers. While some products come in capsule form or as standalone powders, this one integrates seamlessly into your daily routine without altering your coffee experience.

Is there a money-back guarantee for Java Burn?

Yes, many sellers offer a money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied within a certain period after purchase. Check the terms on the official site when you buy.

Do I need to change my diet when taking Java Burn?

While you don't have to overhaul your diet completely, combining Java Burn with healthy eating habits will yield better results. Think of it as an addition rather than a replacement for good nutrition practices.

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Part II of Negotiating with a terrorist

***If you haven't read part one, go to my blog, scroll down a bit, and read it. You're almost guaranteed to get an undesirable outcome if you fail to use these concepts in concert with one another.***

The ultimate goal in any negotiation should be to establish a solid foundation and foster a cooperative, long-term, and mutually beneficial relationship of collaboration.

A good collaboration involves a combined effort in the acquisition of a mutual desire, as well as the joint aim of expanding the understanding of what that desire might evolve to be across time.

When negotiating, you're faced with two different aspects of the same problem, and if you collaborate you might come to a better outcome. It's not possible to know the best outcome because you don't have all the facts. Go in with an open mind and do it in a way that this person wants to talk with you again.

When negotiating, you're aiming to understand the other person's desires and being transparent about your own. The goal is to create a shared vision and plan a mutually satisfying path forward that both parties will willingly follow. Ideally, this leads to a lasting, reciprocal relationship. It's also important to recognize if the other person is not interested in achieving this outcome.

There are no foes, only friends waiting to happen. It doesn't matter if you think the guy on the other side of the table is the worst human being that every crawled on the face of the earth. They're a human being, and you must realize this. If you think about it as "us vs. them" you might as well hang up and call it a day, because you're not going to make a deal here.

If your biggest fear is "no," you can't negotiate. If you're dead set on what you want and you're not willing to be open to other possibilities, you've already turned this into a lose-lose scenario.

Listen to your gut, not your amygdala. When dealing with a high-conflict or overly aggressive counterpart it's easy to get swept up in emotion and start thinking with your limbic brain. Our whole body thinks. Gut feelings are important to listen to. If something feels off, there's a good chance it's not just your coffee talking back to you, something might actually require further inquisition and clarification.

Stay emotionally unattached and unavailable for manipulation. When you're letting your emotions call the shots, all kinds of problems can occur. Detach emotionally and stay in your logical brain. If you're caught up in emotions, you need to take a step back because you're about to make a big mistake.

Principles before personalities. Separate the people from the problems. Avoid falling into the trap of putting your counterpart into a box labeled "problem." If you think of this person as part of the problem, there is no solution to this problem because you're not going to fix, manage, or control other people's behavior.

Remain clinical, analytical, and pragmatic. Stay detached from the outcome and the emotionality of the circumstances and treat this like you're an analyst discussing hypotheticals with a colleague. This will help you remove your own emotional hang-ups and keep you from making any decisions based solely on feelings.

Unconditional positive regard. Become resolute in your intention to treat your counterpart with respect under any conditions. See their humanity, even if you have to dig through a lot of layers of ego to get to it. When in doubt, go back to the Golden Rule: treat others the way you want to be treated.

Before going in guns blazing, ask:

What is their vision of the future?

How does it affect their identity?

What kind of losses are they looking at?

What is important to them?

"Do you see what I see?" Your counterpart is only interested in what you have to say if you actually understand where they're coming from first, and you articulate that without a shadow of a doubt. If you don't see what they see the way they see it, then you don't understand where they're coming from and anything you have to say is irrelevant to them.

"How are you going to help me?" Your counterpart is only interested in how you're going to help them. If you can see the problem from their perspective and get creative about how you're going to help them with your mutual problem, you've got a much better shot at reaching a solution you can both live with.

Series of "no" questions. Ask them questions you want a "no" answer to that reflects their perspective. This lets them know you've been listening and are here to help. People are more willing to give a "no" than a "yes," so, utilize this and get them thinking about the possibility of working with you instead of against you.

Summarize why they're doing what they are doing using empathy and respect; validate their experience. When you've got a pretty good understanding of what they're after and why they're doing what they're doing, let them know that by empathetically reiterating the points they've made. Use deference and tact but avoid condoning or excusing their methods.

Keep the person separate from the problem. Get them out of that box you've labeled "problem" and get them thinking about working with you on solving your mutual problem with teamwork. There's a good chance this person just wants to be understood, validated, and respected. If you've already laid the groundwork for this, you're in a much better position to get a positive outcome.

Negotiate not position-focused but interest-oriented. You've gained their respect by respecting them. You've let them know that you see the problem from their perspective. You've expressed interest in helping them solve the problem by working together. Now focus on your interests and avoid digging your heels in and being stubborn on a point.

This is not an all-inclusive step-by-step guide. Use your neocortex and do your research before attempting to enter a high-stakes negotiation. You need tools, tactics, and techniques. The same level of understanding it took to get to the problem will not aid in solving the problem.

Remember, this isn't about a temporary fix, but a way of interacting with people, regardless of circumstances, that ensures you are doing the best you can with what you have to maintain a peaceful and cooperative environment for getting things done.

A tool is only as ethical as the one who wields it. You can use information to help or hurt. Don't be an asshole and do what you can for others.

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Why a Cappuccino Machine is Essential for Your Home Barista Setup

In recent years, the art of making coffee at home has evolved from a simple routine into a full-fledged hobby. For those who appreciate the finer nuances of coffee, a home barista setup is an exciting way to enjoy café-quality drinks in the comfort of your own kitchen. Among the array of equipment that can enhance this experience, a cappuccino machine stands out as an essential tool. Here's why investing in a cappuccino machine is crucial for your home barista setup.

The Role of a Cappuccino Machine in Your Home Barista Setup

A cappuccino machine is more than just a gadget; it's the centerpiece of a home barista's arsenal. Unlike standard drip coffee makers or single-serve machines, a cappuccino machine is designed to deliver the perfect balance of espresso, steamed milk, and foam. This trinity is essential for creating the rich, creamy texture and bold flavors that define a great cappuccino.

Precision and Consistency: One of the primary advantages of a cappuccino machine is its ability to produce consistent results. With precise temperature control and pressure settings, it ensures that each cup of cappuccino has the ideal balance of espresso and milk. This consistency is crucial for those who are serious about their coffee and want to replicate their favorite café experience at home.

Customization: Another benefit is the customization options available. Many cappuccino machines come with adjustable settings that allow you to tailor the strength of your espresso, the amount of foam, and the texture of the milk. This level of control is essential for achieving the perfect cappuccino according to your taste preferences.

Comparing Cappuccino Machines with Other Coffee Machines

While cappuccino machines are designed specifically for making cappuccinos, it's helpful to understand how they compare to other coffee machines, such as commercial coffee machines and espresso coffee machines.

Commercial Coffee Machines: These machines are often found in cafés and restaurants and are built for high-volume use. They are capable of brewing large quantities of coffee and usually offer advanced features such as multiple brewing options and built-in grinders. However, for a home setup, a commercial coffee machine might be overkill due to its size and complexity. Instead, a cappuccino machine offers a more practical and space-efficient solution for crafting high-quality cappuccinos without the need for industrial-grade equipment.

Espresso Coffee Machines: Espresso coffee machines are designed to brew espresso shots, the base for many coffee drinks including cappuccinos. While they are essential for making espresso, they lack the additional features needed for steaming milk and creating foam. Many modern cappuccino machines combine the functionality of an espresso machine with a milk frother, making them a more versatile choice for home baristas.

Why You Should Invest in a Cappuccino Machine

Quality and Convenience: Investing in a cappuccino machine allows you to enjoy high-quality coffee drinks at home. With its built-in features, you can easily replicate the taste and texture of cappuccinos from your favorite café. This not only saves you money in the long run but also adds convenience to your daily coffee routine.

Enhanced Coffee Experience: For coffee enthusiasts, the process of making cappuccinos can be as enjoyable as drinking them. A cappuccino machine adds an element of craftsmanship to your coffee routine, allowing you to experiment with different techniques and flavors. This hands-on approach enhances your overall coffee experience and deepens your appreciation for the art of brewing.

Perfect for Entertaining: Whether you're hosting a small gathering or simply having friends over for coffee, a cappuccino machine is a great addition to your home barista setup. It enables you to serve high-quality cappuccinos to your guests, impressing them with your barista skills and offering a touch of sophistication to your entertaining.

Conclusion

In conclusion, a cappuccino machine is an indispensable tool for anyone serious about their home coffee setup. It combines the precision and functionality of commercial coffee machines with the specialized features needed to make perfect cappuccinos. By investing in a cappuccino machine, you elevate your coffee experience and enjoy the benefits of professional-quality drinks from the comfort of your home. Whether you're an aspiring home barista or simply a coffee enthusiast, this piece of commercial kitchen equipment is essential for creating an exceptional coffee experience.

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Honest Java Burn Reviews: Does This Coffee Enhancer Really Work?

With so many weight loss supplements flooding the market, it can be hard to separate fact from fiction. Java Burn has been gaining a lot of buzz lately as a metabolism-boosting fat burner, but does it actually live up to the hype? In this review, I'll share my honest experience after trying Java Burn for several months.

About Java Burn Java Burn is a powdered supplement that you mix into your morning coffee. It contains a proprietary blend of natural ingredients like green tea extract, chromium, and L-theanine that are claimed to boost your metabolism, increase fat burning, and curb cravings.

Java Burn comes in a pouch with 30 single-serve packets. It's sold exclusively online through the official website at $49 per pouch. While a bit pricey, the convenience of the single-serve packs makes it easy to get your daily dose.

My Personal Experience At 35 years old, I've struggled with a sluggish metabolism and those stubborn last 10-15 pounds for years. I've tried loads of different diets and exercise regimens, but nothing seemed to give me lasting results. When a friend mentioned Java Burn, I figured it was worth a shot.

I used Java Burn as directed by mixing one packet into my coffee each morning. Within the first couple of weeks, I noticed feeling more energetic and awake. But it wasn't until about the 4-6 week mark that I started to see real progress on the scale.

By the third month, I had lost around 12 pounds while following my usual diet and exercise routine. I also experienced a noticeable reduction in cravings for sweets and unhealthy snacks. My clothes felt looser and I could see more muscle definition from my workouts.

Pros and Cons Pros:

Convenient single-serve packs to mix with coffee

Gave me a clean energy boost without jitters

Noticeable appetite suppression

Steady, sustainable weight loss over time

Cons:

Relatively expensive at $49 per pouch

Results took 4-6 weeks to start showing up

Contains a proprietary blend so dosages aren't clear

Is Java Burn Effective for Weight Loss? Based on my personal experience, I can say that Java Burn does appear to be an effective and sustainable way to lose weight over time. The results weren't dramatic, but the steady progression and added benefits like increased energy make it a solid option.

Of course, no supplement is a magic solution. Java Burn worked for me because I combined it with a balanced diet and regular exercise. But it served as a helpful boost to my metabolism and made the process easier by keeping cravings in check.

Who Should Consider Java Burn? Java Burn could be a good choice for anyone wanting to give their weight loss efforts an extra kick, especially if you've hit a frustrating plateau. Its all-natural formula is relatively safe for healthy adults, though you should still check with your doctor first.

Those who are sensitive to caffeine may want to be cautious, as the coffee combo could potentially cause jitters or disrupted sleep for some people.

Conclusion After incorporating Java Burn into my routine for several months, I can recommend it to give your metabolism a gentle nudge in the right direction. It's not a magic bullet, but the added energy and appetite suppression were definite plusses that contributed to my 12-pound weight loss.

That said, the $49 price tag is on the higher side, so you'll need to decide if the cost is worth it for your budget. There are also plenty of other quality fat burner supplements on the market to consider if Java Burn doesn't seem like the right fit.

My advice? Fuel your body with proper nutrition, stay active, and utilize a supplement like Java Burn as a supportive tool in your overall weight loss