#cmon open the door

[thedman0310]

If you’re cold, they’re cold

Let them in

[suntails]

meet me in a dream

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I am interested in your Barnaby/Eddie/Howdy ship. Like, is Eddie dating both of them at the same time along with Frank or only one of the two

oh idk i didn't think about it too hard lmao

But. now that i Am thinking about it. at first i was like "eh we'll just go with a ridiculous hypothetical world where everything is the same except frank/eddie don't catch feelings for each other" HOWEVER! you saying Eddie dating both of them and Frank. ohohoho i like that

yeah lets just throw all of the neighborhood's 'guys' (minus Wally) into one big poly tangle. Laughingstock is together, so is Franklydear, Eddie is dating Laughingstock and Frank is dating Eddie/Howdy, Barnaby and Frank don't really have strong feelings except annoyance but they'll put up with each other for Eddie & Howdy's sakes. they still kiss sometimes i think. a three sided square!

[dizzybevvie]

"kamala is bad bc she did XYZ" name 1 good thing about trump

[duchess-of-new-shire]

Sorry can we talk about how when Lisa goes to fuck Michael the front door is just. Unlocked. Which is pretty normal I guess if you're at home and live in the suburbs or whatever. But then his fucking bedroom door is open. Its ajar. Like my guy clearly just Did Sex With The Door Open. In his parent's house.

[meownotgood]

the idea of knowing aki for forever but when he goes to ask you out he has a bouquet of roses for you is just. ough it’s getting me through the heart. (he chickens out and says he saw them at the grocer on sale and thought you’d appreciate them more than himeno, and denji kicks him in the shin when he comes back to the apartment) - 🍊

aki's really such a sweetheart, the traditional type, the kind of man who brings flowers to ask you out and then to every subsequent date afterwards. the kind of man who calls you and never texts, who opens doors for you and pulls out seats for you to sit down.

it's cheesy when he shows up to your apartment in a fancy outfit with a big bouquet of roses in his arm, shuffling nervously and staring down at his feet. he's got his hair in a longer style done up all nice, he's stammering over his words when you ask him if there's some kind of occasion. of course not, he answers, but you understand what's happening now, and it's so him you can't help but smile — even as he's stepping in, making some lame excuse for the flowers while he fills up the vase you handed to him, coincidentally asking if you're free to get dinner with him tonight.

[starstaiined]

my cats currently meowing softly looking for me because i put my head under the blankets, homegirl use your nose

[soni-dragon]

Never ever EVER buy household appliances with ai in them. Most ridiculous things I’ve ever encountered

[yatgb]

you know actually we have no fucking clue how dj octavio broke out after splat2. After splat1 we can assume callie broke him out so she could run away but like. After all that. How did he get out again and stay out. Hey on a totally unrelated note we havent seen agent 4 in a while i wonder how theyre doing

[sarah-cam]

we could have THIS if they weren't such cowards

[meistoshi]

im still laughing abt how anon phrased the leaving thing ksjfhgs like yeah!!! it is that flat. it is that 🤔🤨. he feels guilt but refuses regret, he has interpersonal issues, he's a hypocrite & one therapy session from realizing he is not as perfectly good as he believes himself to be.

[mellomadness]

sometimes I wonder if I should take a gender studies class just so I can bitch every day about how an imaginary boyfriend is often seen as a requirement for a woman to feel safe enough to have fun at a club, or the idea that an imaginary person with a fake “claim” over me has more influence over predatory men than my own voice saying “No, I’m not interested, get lost”

[couldbebetterforsure]

You know something I really have fun thinking about? Suzu and Kisa’s dating life post-Jack Jeanne.

Because, to my surprise, Kisa’s secret wasn’t revealed at the end of the route! I was under the impression she only had to keep her secret until the end of that first year. But from what I understand she has to hide her gender until she graduates? Which Kisa my girl good luck I’m rooting for you! But also that opens up the room for sequel talk so hey developers chop chop! The clock’s ticking!!!

Anyways I digress. Like I said with that tidbit in mind, Kisa and Suzu being a couple in the midst of all this makes things so much more entertaining to think about. Because they really don’t have anywhere nearby where they can relax and fully act like a couple. At school they spend most their time surrounded by others. And in the nearby towns for every person who sees them as a cute couple there are others who know them as a pair of Univeil students (probably worse postgame since the two of them made a name for themselves as Quartz’s new Jack Ace and Al Jeanne).

The most they can do is managing to steal away for short amounts of time to spend together. That or they have to be willing to do some traveling for extended couple time. But yeah it’s actually fun to think about how their dating life works out postgame because it’ll definitely take a lot of work for them.

But honestly? I don’t think either of them truly mind. Sure they probably might get bothered by it once in a while but for the most part? I think so long as they’re together they’ll be happy. They both love each other so much and are more than aware of said love, they’re already close friends and partners. And they share a dream of standing on stage together for all their days at Univeil. So yeah, while it’s difficult I think that so long as they CAN be together it doesn’t matter too much if they can’t do a lot of typical couple stuff.

[bidokja]

people that think kim dokja is just Gone Forever in the end baffle me tbh

[kiwipit]

also everytime I show up to a late night cleaning shift at work in whatever I'm wearing from my day vs my work clothes, they legit don't let me in for 5 minutes bc they don't recognize me

[braveburned]

anyways I think it's very funny whenever someone tries to get gregory to actually leave at 6am after desperately trying to keep him safe and he just goes. actually no ——.