#cm: crack

[criminalmindsfanantic]

*The BAU is at Home Depot*

JJ: *Falls in the cacti display while wandering around the garden section*

Emily: *Spends the entire time picking up random stuff going, “what tf is this for?”*

Rossi: *Sitting on a display toilet waiting for everyone else to be done*

Derek: *Tokyo Drifting one of those flatbed carts down the aisles*

Garcia: *Stealing paint chips for aesthetic purposes*

Reid: *Gets lost from the group like 50 times*

Hotch: *Just wanted some goddamn lightbulbs and everyone ruined it*

[eternallovers65]

"It's just a wrestling storyline" and then it's the most addictive, sad, profound, homoerotic crazy shit ever

[blackbird-brewster]

#Queerminal Minds + Text Posts (25/∞)

→ Sapphic Edition

↳ For more queer CM posts follow @queerminal-minds

[fr3sh-c0rn]

Rossi: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Emily: And here we have a capitalist.

Spencer: Did you just-

JJ: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

[lizardsarecute]

mfw i find out yi was originally gonna be 2 heads tall

[aaronwhorechner]

Dharma & Greg 1.03

[alternativeproject]

Spear the former champ, pose, loiter around his crumpled body, kidnap him. All in a days work for the shield

[casualist-tendency]

[mypeakatseven]

Criminal Minds + Text Posts [4/?]

[cmdeepdive]

International Super Spy

[criminalmindsfanantic]

Penelope *entering the bullpen in a festive outfit*: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

JJ: Merry fucking crisis.

Derek: Hoe *points at Emily* hoe *points at Reid* hoe *points at JJ*.

Reid: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Emily: Fuck the snow! Fuck the snow! Fuck the snow!

Penelope: Guys, please.

[blackbird-brewster]

OT3: Je T'Emily [X]

[fr3sh-c0rn]

Rossi: Hey, Spencer, where are you going?

Spencer: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Spencer: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

[lilapplesheadcannons]

Oh where, oh where did my Wen Ning go?

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He's loyal and lethal,

He's my ghost general,

A fierce corpse is he.

-Wei Ying after misplacing Wen Ning in the Yiling market.

[jaspxr]

I'm done with CM twitter 💀🤣

SOURCE

[skillzissue]

Going feral here’s a sketch about a Crack AU idea

He’s the only one left in his dimension bc everyone died to the Kraang <3

He Travels to other dimensions trying to remember his past but mostly he just kind of shows up to places and gives everyone therapy and then leaves