#Crack Mikey au

[skillzissue]

Going feral here’s a sketch about a Crack AU idea

He’s the only one left in his dimension bc everyone died to the Kraang <3

He Travels to other dimensions trying to remember his past but mostly he just kind of shows up to places and gives everyone therapy and then leaves

[phoebepheebsphibs]

GUESS WHO’S BACK!

anyhoo, your boys are now equipped with medieval weaponry that also comes in the form of jpegs (still plenty deadly), enjoy.

YEE

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[i-am-a-living-god]

Zruxurxur little shitty crack au idea I came up with while I was in the shower lol

The quality deteriorates because it really really fucking late and I need sleep.

If youre confused, congratulations!

The au is called "holy shell au" it's essentially just, rottmnt, but Mikey's shell gets possessed by a strange deity or something.

Idk man I just think I'm funny ok.

Anyways, bonus:

[imagionationstation]

*Slams open the door to your inbox very, very loudly*

I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA FOR AN AU

But this one is a little bit deranged.

AU where only Donatello and Karai are raised by Splinter and the rest (Leonardo, Raphael and Michelangelo) were raised by the Shredder. (Or vice versa idk which would be funnier)

It's stupid, I KNOW— but wdnsixjsks—

Just imagine the lone turtle being raised by the opposite side of the other three, accompanied with just as fierce + overprotective older sister who'd drop kick anyone who ever attempt to claim the title as 'Donatello's older sibling'.

Donnie'd be so confused to suddenly have a group of the same species as him suddenly thrusted into his life after spending years of beliving he's the only one— and oh look they're now claiming him to be their brother, how neat.

Karai is NOT happy because that's HER little brother and they have to pry him out of her cold, dead hands.

Leo and Raph would be, "You're our master's daughter and that's OUR little brother", to which Karai would be, ">:0".

Cue to Mikey and Donnie arguing who is older.

I'm not sure about you, but I am also a sucker for (over)protective Mikey. It's a neat concept, one that hasn't been explored much by the fandom— but arhwidnsidnsi.

I just love the purple genius, okay?

This AU is purely crack and self-indulgent at this point hahah.

-Ellestrade

Donnie didn’t consider himself to be a bad son, per say.

Sensei always had a list of rules to keep him safe. Never go down to the ground floor unless the dojo was closed for the day. Never open the curtains because he might be glimpsed. Never go out into the yard unless he got permission or had one of them with him.

And never, under any circumstances, was he to enter New York City.

Sensei was always very careful when it came to his safety. It’s the whole reason that he found a place outside the city for him to grow up, miles away from people, but close enough to the city that Miwa could visit to terrorize socialize whenever she feels cooped up.

Donnie’s never had that luxury, but now he was fifteen.

Fifteen was practically driving age. Fifteen is old enough to be in a high school and get invited to parties that sounded unsafe and rent adult movies behind parents backs and get to buy things at stores or check out books at the library!

He’s definitely responsible enough to borrow some books on his own.

Fifteen is also the perfect age for sneaking out and breaking rules.

It’s not really his fault. It’s the hormone and teenage ritual stuff. He couldn’t help it, probably. That’s what Miwa always says. Sensei buys it sometimes. He goes easy on her. So when Donnie wakes up to a carpeted floor and a splitting migraine, he knows he’s been caught and he’ll need every reasonable excuse that he can get his hands on.

It’s his birthday, anyway. Sensei can’t be too mad.

There are muffled voices around him as he lifts his head, immediately regretting it when pain spikes from his skull and scatters across his forehead. He clutches at his skull, groaning miserably. He’s never had an all-nighter migraine this intense before.

He supposes that this is what Miwa would call a personal problem as remains on the ground, forcing his eyes open to get a read on the situation. He expects to see his father hovering as Miwa goads him into a punishment because the consequences of his actions was never enough for her.

Somehow, his father usually ends up letting him off the hook instead. A perk of being an extinct species that can never see the light of day, he supposes, is endless sympathy points.

Donnie’s greeted with three shells, four blinding overhead lights, five individual weapons, and six eyes, all balanced out by a truckload of confusion. He stares, blinking sluggishly, as one of the turtles announces, “Well, he’s not dead.”

And just like that, this has officially slotted itself to be the weirdest dream Donnie has ever had.

DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I HAD TOO-

So anyway, feel free to assume that he’s in pain and kidnapped for any number of reasons because I have about twelve different ideas and they are all equal GREAT for the crack AU atmosphere that is in development in my brain.

I’m just imaging a backstory where Shredder fought the Kraang (cause he was hangry or something, who knows) and the turtles (sitting abandoned in the alley, maybe?) are corrupt with mutagen.

Absolutely dumbfounded but not stupid enough to leave the little freaks of nature behind, he (still human) snatches three of them, accidentally leaving one behind.

Hours/days later, Toddler Miwa hear Donnie crying, barely alive and all alone. Obviously, dad and daughter care for him.

Shredder and Yoshi are still human, but neither is on guard for the other. They both think the other remains in Japan.

Their sons don’t grow up hating each other’s guts. They are both trying to leave their past behind. Yoshi is raising his family. Shredder is growing his empire.

So Donnie didn’t grow up knowing he had other brothers because no one knew they existed. Ergo, I imagine Donnie would be confused at first, but after fifteen years thinking that he’s alone in the universe, he’s eager to learn everything about these three fellow turtle mutants in ninja gear. He’s a bit perturbed about the fact that they keep making excuses to keep him from leaving, but he’s not to concerned about it. He has brothers! How neat is that?

And since it’s a crack AU, it would be absolutely hilarious if Donnie seems like this naive, learned soul, who cannot social in the slightest- but the second that the need calls for it, he knows how to use several different type of weapons and can take all the brother down single-handedly. He had fifteen years of no brotherly distractions and a sister who takes training very seriously. Why wouldn’t he?

It’s why he’s not concerned with technically being held hostage. He’s reasonably certain that he can take them. And he proves it when Karai finds him and tries to take him home, only for the brothers attempt to stop him from leaving.

Of course, he always feels bad about his supremely awesome and instinctive skills. He prefers his studies.

No, but your “pry him out of her cold, dead hands” comment made me think that she’d need a reason to feel threatened. If they bond before she finds him, Donnie will begin looking at his older brothers (yes, even Mikey, who adores being able to feel in charge of someone) like, well, eldest brothers, and Karai will sense the change.

And, obvs, be completely and utterly ticked off by it.

Donnie’s spent his entire life admiring her and everything that she does- how DARE she have to share his attention with these three random strangers that literally kidnapped him?!

And his older brothers will all immediately decide that this lost child is theirs’ for one reason or another. And obviously, the safest thing to do when you find a stray mutant like you is to take it home and give it care. Heck, if it turns out to be your brother, even better!

HAPPY FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY! YOU BELONG TO A GROUP OF NINJA TURTLES NOW, ADOPTED LIKE A LOST CAT! CONGRATS!

[cokowiii]

Okay so this is a crack au comic that is missing a TON OF EXPLANATION but enjoy :)

Part1 lol

I DONT ENCOURAGE THE USE OF AN DROOGZ OKAY! I WAS BORED AT WORK AND THE IDEA WAS FUNNY! Also human tortle designs and what not. Jeez I gotta post my doodles more

[tinytinyturttlesoup]

[nobodyfamousposts]

Hey hope you don’t mind but how would the dolls react to some of the rise turtles villains (I kind of like to imagine warren like try to hitch a ride to the lair for a sneak attack on a day April and the turtles are babysitting the dolls and just imagine the dolls messing with him

Warren: Tonight's story: I AM NOT A PET! (Slams on glass)

(Zoom out to reveal he's in an aquarium.)

Warren: LET ME OUT!

Chaton: (Taps a container of shavings from pizza toppings into the aquarium)

Warren: Stop that! It's disgusting!

Littlebug: (Sprays a mister into the aquarium)

Warren: (Flails and slams face first into the dirt of the aquarium) This is so demeaning!

Mikey: (Passes by and sees the Dolls and the aquarium) D'aww! Did you guys get a pet?

Chaton: (Looks up and nods with a smile)

Mikey: That's so cute! Make sure to take good care of it!

Littlebug: (Doesn't even shift her gaze from Warren, instead gives a thumbs up)

Mikey: (Walks away, not even noticing Warren)

Warren: Revenge. Revenge on all your houses.

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Foot Lieutenant: Aha! Turtles! We meet again! Now we shall—

(He's cut off by a blast of foam that completely covers him.)

(The Turtles blink and turn to see Littlebug holding a fire extinguisher.)

Littlebug: (Nods, because fire safety is important and Mama said people's heads should not be on fire)

Donnie: Huh. Why didn't we ever consider that?

Foot Lieutenant: (Pops his head out of the foam, his fire now doused) How DARE you?

Donnie: (Takes the fire extinguisher from Littlebug and blasts Foot Lieutenant again)

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Meatsweats: (Holding Chaton) I wonder how you'd taste?

(A shadow looms over him, eyes flashing brightly.)

Raph: You're gonna be tasting what now?

Meatsweats: (Whimpers) Pain?

Raph: I was gonna say my fist, but that works too!

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Mikey: (In Doctor Rude outfit) It's time for Doctor Rude to make a comeback!

Raph: Mikey, no!

Mikey: And introducing my new henchmen!

Littlebug and Chaton: (Put on shades)

Mikey: (Puts on his shades) It's good to be Rude, baby!

Raph: MIKEY NO!

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(In the Prison Dimension)

Krang Prime: ...

Krang Prime: ...

Krang Prime: ... (Shrugs)

(Meanwhile, at the Lair)

Littlebug: (Pouting)

Leo: (Holding the Key out of her reach) No.

Littlebug: (Sulks)

Leo: No, we are not opening that can of tentacles and who knows what else.

Littlebug: (Doesn't understand what people have against vengeance)

Leo: Oh, I have nothing against vengeance. I'm petty as all get out. Go for the throat. But make it the Foot's throat. Or Draxum's. Especially Draxum's.

Littlebug: (Not convinced)

Leo: ...you know, those Foot guys were the ones who let the Krang loose in the first place.

Littlebug: (Considering)

Leo: And they're probably up to who knows what other sort of evil.

Littlebug: (Tilts head, still considering)

Leo: So maybe we get revenge on them and just leave the Krang in Time Out?

Littlebug: (Hums and then nods in acceptance)

(One hour later)

(Foot Lieutenant and Foot Brute are tied up.)

Littlebug: (Watching Leo with excitement)

Leo: Watch and be amazed! (Holds out his sword in a stance and slices down)

SHING!

Littlebug: (Eyes get wide and shiny)

Leo: There we go! (Lifts up a perfectly whittled stick) Perfect! (He then puts a marshmallow on it and gives the stick to Littlebug) Have at it.

Littlebug: (Runs over to the Foot)

Chaton: (Holding a stick with a marshmallow over the fire on their heads)

Littlebug: (Joins Chaton in roasting mallows)

Foot Lieutenant: I will get you for this. All of you.

Foot Brute: Our revenge will be—

Littlebug: (Bops them on the head because campfires don't talk)

Raph: (Walks by and notices what's going on) LEO!

Leo: Trust me, it was really the least problematic option.

[just-sp-in-inginthevoid]

*ahem* Boys Bands -- Future Idols TR AU

In which Takemichi doesn't have to prevent Toman & co to become criminals which will only cause them suffering

But in which Takemichi has to prevent Toman & co to enter the Japanese idols world because it will only cause them suffering

Random thoughts about it:

First of all, it remains dark af; it's the Japanese idols world we're talking about after all (aKa, the deaths will happen. Perhaps in another way than in canon, but they'll be there)

Kisaki doesn't himself become an idol (although he will deal with the outside stuffs/become Mikey's agent or something like that)

Toman is just a Boys Band at first (and is boiled down to the Founders+Captains and vice-captains)

Toman will have become an idol group anyway but Kisaki speedruns the process

Mikey wants to make (dead) Shinichiro proud

·✨BLACK DRAGON BOYS BAND✨

The fact Shinichiro disbanded the idol group caused a lot of controversies, but overall every members (+fans and staffs) had to accept it. Shinichiro left it all behind for Mikey (then opened his motor shop and lived in tranquility until he died)

Backstories remain the same

Inui - althought because of his scars, he can't - somewhere deep down wants to become an idol too, since he looks up to BD. He handles security (of Izana's; Taiju doesn't become an idol, I just.. can't see it)

Koko also isn't an idol but an agent

Hanma is there to help Kisaki with security/his plan+He's the one to actively have ties with criminal organizations (he's definitively a part of it too, but nobody can prove it). If a controversy happens, Kisaki will shift the blame on him

... Takemichi doesn't remember it because ✨middle school trauma thanks to local bully Kiyomasa✨ but his childhood dream was to become Japan n°1 idol (hence, Kisaki wanting a spot at the top too (although Mikey is the idol. But Kisaki finds a way to be known too))

Mizo boys band. They never go really far, but it exists

Izana took over Black Dragon etc... Resents Mikey

Mucho leaving Toman for Tenjiku -drama

Kazutora not being known by fans & co since Shinichiro's death+his stay in juvie

Valhalla drama. Don't know how to do this one but. Valhalla happens.

Brahman has only Senju on stage

Like Inui, Kakucho and Sanzu can't be idols because of their scars. Well. Sanzu finds a way to be in the background with his mask on (+ reminder: he is ranked 3rd worst singer, so he can't have a leading role anyway)

Takemichi is having a hard time becoming an idol since he is ranked 1st worst singer - but he has to save everyone so he'll do it anyway and will stop Kisaki and his plans!

I have no idea what initial goal to give to Takemichi if Hinata doesn't die at first and I don't know how to make Hinata dies in this AU. Since Kisaki still has ties with underground activities I guess the same premise as canon works

Wakasa never sings (on stage/where fans can hear him). He is canonically ranked 2nd worst singer. His pretty boy face still helped a lot to launch Black Dragon

Takeomi's scar created a controversy and led to him leaving stage (he still helped in the background) until Shinichiro ended BD seemingly out of nowhere - aside from Wakasa's pretty face and Shinichiro's natural charisma, Takeomi's negotiation skills and his way with words helped a lot too

Bonten group has to be veryyyy careful with Sanzu and it's drug abuse since his life (and their by extension) can be entirely ruined if the public ever learns about it (welcome to Japan where idols/celebrities have to be perfect otherwise they are shamed until the publicly apologized and/or quit and live quietly for the rest of their life)

The Haitani Brothers are absolutely living it up (whether it's S-62 boys band, Black Dragon under Izana boys band, Tenjiku boys band(or idols group if they succeed to have a contract? after all they're almost all 18 now, they can't remain a little boys band forever. (-Mucho), or whatever-name-would-their-group-have in Manila timeline or Bonten) - Ran accepts his fame with open arms and Rindo is glad people listen to his music and/or songs

South gets famous bc: 1. He sings goooood (ranked n°1 best singer by Wakui (followed by Senju and Mikey)), 2. foreigner

It's the exact same reason why Senju and Mikey get famous too btw (-even if all three of them are part Japanese, but physically it's a bit hard to tell (a bit less for Mikey than the 2 others))

Ig it could be the same for Izana

Draken has to hide his tattoo to his great disarray and displeasure to not cause any controversy (+has to actively hides his upbringing)

Mikey is losing more and more what the meaning of being an idol is, and how fun it is made believed to be; how fun it initially was when they were still a little boys band having fun (if not for the deaths, being an idol in Japan in itself makes him depressed)

Their (canonical) nickname are the nicknames fans use for them (there are some others too, but those are the one everyone knows of)

I feel like Hakkai will still find a way to be in the boys band even tho he has a noticeable scar. It's bc he's too pretty, handsome, and he can sing, probably

Yuzuha isn't an idol but she still has an important fan club for some reason (she really doesn't get it and just wants to be there to help Hakkai)

Mitsuya is busy being an idol but somehow he still finds the time to draw outfits idea for the production team (sometimes he even sews them himself, they all wonder when he finds the time to sleep (and how he doesn't look like a zombie))

btw, even if Kakucho doesn't become an idol (he doesn't really care anyway, he just wants to be around to help Izana and he doesn't have to be an idol as well to do that) he sings great (a lil birdie told me this). Tenjiku/S-62 doesn't complain about being the only ones to know that

If you have any, any thoughts about this, pls share, I'm having way too much fun

[ahyesanerd]

Okay my brain had a horrible idea for TMNT angst

First if you don't know @tblsomedoodles go checkout her stuff because I am using their lovely Aus for this. Specifically pulling from the lovely Donnieverse and Adopted Donnie Apocalypse

(Also really needed to type out this idea but since it's kinda au of au I'm not gonna put it in an ask)

spoilers for above aus listed

NOW THE IDEA >:D

So basically through events of chaos and our lovely Donnie's attempting to get to 03 (Adopted Donnie's) Dimension. Now since this portal process thing has already been having issue locking on dimensions why not at some slight time travel issues.

So our Donnie gang gets thrown into Adopted Donnie Apocalypse AU. (Or basically an alt timeline that wasn't destroyed??? Idk) (We will just call all from this timeline there names sans Apocalypse Dee cause ya)

Now cause I want the world to burn this is maybe a couple months or so post-Dee Adopted Apocalypse death and maybe a month (or less?) after the 03 turtles have arrived.

I want to watch Raphie have a freakout cause his baby who he was told died is here and younger and they'res other Dees to.

I want Leo breakdown and hug Dee. The twin he lost once and once again.

I want CJ to see his young Dad and either be so confused and start asking who that is. I want to watch the other 'futures' hearts break. Or I want CJ to be so happy to see his Dad and Dee so confused.

Okay that's my angst added for the night :)

[misshowdoyoudo]

TMNT

This came to me in a dream. TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja . . . Terriers

Lmao let's go

RAPHAEL:

The oldest, biggest brother. He's an Airedale Terrier, with strong arms and legs built to protect his family. He's bold, stubborn, and determined to do the right thing. He's loyal and loveable, but he doesn't like to admit it. He's got grace, but he uses his strength over his smarts or looks. He's an act first, ask questions after kind of guy.

Next Up

LEONARDO:

The middle child, along with Donatello, this good boy is an American Staffordshire Terrier. He's loyal, friendly, and trustworthy to the end. His movements are agile and graceful, with a springy gait that aids to his confidence. He likes mental and physical challenges, anything to stimulate his active mind. Regarded as a handsome breed, he takes his good looks as the most positive about him and uses it to his advantage. He's game for anything, and especially down for a sparring match in the grass.

Now, before you get mad at me, I think this one really fits, but is also the most HILARIOUS

DONATELLO:

The "egghead" middle child, Donnie is a Bull Terrier. He's witty, he likes his alone time, and he's literally got an egghead. An endearing guy, once you get to know him, and sometimes incredibly stubborn. He's got excellent balance, both physically and mentally. He likes his quality time, whether that's with his family or alone in a lab. He may have a hard time expressing himself, but he's totally devoted to his loved ones. He constantly needs something to occupy his mind and hands, whether that's a project or a fight. He could be better with change, but he's no spring flower. He's the first one to warn of danger, and will tell it loudly, most likely in the form of blaring alarms (that he designed, of course).

And last but CERTAINLY not least

MICHELANGELO:

He's the spunky, curious, and creative youngest! He's an American Hairless Terrier. Loyal and fun, he's the most outgoing of the bunch and will make friends the easiest. He may be small, but he's got enough courage to be bigger than anything! He's got a jaunty pep in his step and a trust level through the roof. He sees the good in everyone, but if you betray that trust prepare to be annihilated because he ain't holding back. He's got a good middle ground of the need to relax and the need to play, and he's willing to let the others know when it's time to take a break. He's ready for any situation, adapting to change like water through a sieve. He's the most affectionate of the family, and he's the one to initiate dog piles!

[skillzissue]

My boy just shows up I dunno 😭😭

[red-rover-au]

So what is Tigerclaw's history? He's a yokai from Japan right? And not a mutant? Since the oozesquitos were released at the start of the story. And how did he get involved with the Foot Clan?

Tigerclaw actually is a mutant! In their earliest interactions, Draxum naturally assumed Tigerclaw was a yokai and they became friends. They also had a similar hatred towards humanity.

When Draxum found out Tigerclaw was a mutant, that's when his mutagen research began. They've known each other for a loooong time, I wish I had more opportunities to show their familiarity/give hints at their history in the fic itself, but at this point in the story they're rarely in the same room. I hoped the fact that Draxum trusts Tigerclaw to train his three sons inside a human dojo and chose Leo as leader based on his recommendation would at least give that impression.

As for how Tigerclaw got involved with the Foot Clan-

Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think the 2012 series ever went into detail why the "greatest warrior in ALL of Asia" (all of it???? Fucking ALL of it??) dropped everything and came to the USA cuz Shredder wanted him to fight four turtles and a rat dude. Would love to hear that story. And he's not completely loyal or subordinate to Shredder either, since we see him disagree with Shredder's world threatening violence, so why is he following him??

The only thing I've decided is that Tigerclaw's willingness to work with the Foot Clan (for whatever reason he joined in the first place) despite hating humanity like Draxum does, comes from the fact that he used to be human himself. Draxum detests the Foot Clan and 100% plans to betray them at first opportunity, but through his friendship with Tigerclaw he's able to work with them for now

[amythefandomlover]

So, these are some of the AUs I've been working on and here are some summaries on what they are about, feel free to ask questionsif you have any, Draxum's son and TWOTBO already have fanfics out on wattpad.

Emotion burst AU: Mikey's fire powers start to get a bit out of hand as Mikey's emotions get more and more destructive, why? Maybe puberty? Who knows? But these huge fire explosions he's been causing has led to some pretty serious accidents already and none of his brothers really know how to help, Dr Delicate Touch was the one who would usually deal with these "emotional issues".

Foot Clan Mikey AU: one of many separate AUs where Mikey is taken in by the Foot Clan and raised with Cassandra, he is really short tempered and acts before thinking, which always leads to frustration, he is very emotional and if pushed too much, he cries of anger, he is very devoted to the Clan he was raised on and was convinced by the Foot Lieutenant that he would one day wear the dark armor, this really scares him, there is a clear difference between adoring a God like figure and becoming a God like figure.

Adrenaline cracks AU: Mikey is trapped by big mama and forced to fight in the Battle Nexus, and by using adrenaline boosters, Big mama makes him a walking killing machine always on survival mode, he fights to survive and is way too scared and stressed to think, reflect or process the actions he commits, from the moment he wakes up, to the moment he passes out asleep, it's all panic and tunnel vision, he can't recognize the people around him or anything at all, but his brothers can still save him.

Flushed away AU: Piebald's plan goes a little bit wrong and Mikey actually gets flushed, the net rips on their way down and poor Michelangelo slips off and falls, but not before she accidentally cuts off one of his legs while trying to catch him with her hook, as he is sent down the drains, his leg magically heals and he hits his head multiple times, this along with the trauma and psychological terror he had just gone through, his brain "flushes away" his memories as a defense mechanism and he passes out, when he woke up in the depths of the sewers, he has no idea what is going on, so he decides to explore the sewers on his own while his family desperately try to find him, he left the tracker at home so this makes it all the more difficult.

Pig Father AU: Meat sweats used to struggle a lot with his anger issues, until one day when he finds a small human like turtle laying on the streets one day and he simply takes it home and makes it his emotional support pet that grows to become his adoptive son, he is the only support he had when he got mutated by that nasty Oozequito on live TV for the whole world to see the monster he had become, they are as close as a father and son can be, even tho Kyle (name given to him by meat sweats) is quite scared of his father when he gets mad.

Hamato roots AU: Hamato Yoshi never fully left the Hamato family (that is now a kind of yakuza clan) but once he was mutated along with the four turtles, his relatives reached out to him, he didn't want them to know about the turtle so he put them to sleep and hid them in a box on the cabinet of his living room, when the relatives arrived, they all talked about what had happened to him and how they could help him through it, he denied the help, and as they were about to leave, Little Michelangelo crawled out of the cabinet, the relatives see the mutant baby and question Yoshi about it, and after some discussion, they make a deal where he will finally get rid of his responsabilities as he so wants, but for that to happen, he has to give up the turtle to fill in his place on the clan, he reluctantly agrees, Michelangelo is then taken to the main house, and the patriarch of the family takes a liking on the creature and adopts him as his own son, making him the next in charge of the Hamato clan, he is raised strictly but with the lot of love and taught all about Japanese culture and traditions, becoming a perfect and noble successor.

Mixes species AU: Baron Draxum rescued Lou Jitsu and sneakily steals some of his blood for DNA samples for him to experiment on his brand new creations, he creates small gemstones with ground minerals and DNA from the strongest creatures of the planet, humans and turtles, all through the power of alchemy, he plants the gems like seed until they form fully formed warrior but something goes wrong, they come out as children!!! Lou Jitsu is mutated and eventually found out about his plans and decides to save the baby turtles and raise them on his own, they grow up like normal people, but their lifespan is larger than any human could ever handle, so they practically stopped aging at 14 years old (and yeah, they're all the same age now.), now he has to raise these super powerful and basically indestructible creatures as normal children.

[dead-living-420]

Remember when I mentioned a spy kids au? Anyway, take the 2012tmnt part of it while I work on my main fic

Side note: I wrote most of this while high and sleep deprived. I mainly made this au due to a spy kids hyper fixation at the time. Can’t guarantee to write a fic or something, just a fun crack au. Obviously tcest DNI

2012 gang

ages:

- Raph and Leo are twins at 16

- Donnie the middle at 14

- Mikey at 13 and 1/2

specialties/teaches recruits:

- Raph is combat(defensive)(close range)

- Leo is combat(offensive)(far range)

- Donnie is technical weaponry

- Mikey is disguises

Code names:

- The twins(Raph and Leo)

- Purple(Donnie)

- Mk(Mikey)

- Shorty(Raph)

- Teo(Leo)

Teams:

- Team A(Raph and Leo)

- Team B(Donnie and Mikey)

- Brains and Brawns (Donnie and Raph)

Family dynamic:

- The twins were the closest when they were younger but when they joined the OSS they were being constantly being compared to each other which caused a riff though it is as not as bad as it use to be.

- Donnie and Mikey are now the closest due to having little to no praise while the twins got it all. Frequently making stuff for each other. I.e Mikey’s weapon ideas turn to reality(sometimes) and sensory safe disguises for donnie .

- Leo and Donnie barely communicate. Leo was told that Donnie was not fit for the actual field and anyways heard them referred to as a “Soft shell”. Leo internalized it. Donnie never knew why Leo didn’t like them until Leo said it while arguing with them.

- Donnie and Raph get along, bonding over being disliked by Leo. Not as close as Donnie is with Mikey but almost. Was the first one to comfort Donnie after the fight with Leo.

- Leo and Mikey pretend to act like they dislike each other when in public but when they hangout, they are very close. They only pretend because Mikey doesn’t want Donnie to feel like he betrayed them. Leo doesn’t care.

- Raph and Mikey are the perfect example of the over protective eldest sibling and youngest sibling who’s on crack. They both unhinged and equally chaotic at times. As close as Mikey is with Donnie.

[cokowiii]

You can tell I rushed it at the end lol but my work day was ending :)

Last part! Also again!!! DOMT DO DROOGS PLEASE! THESE ARE SILLY GOOFIDEAS

[nao-is-broke]

A Casey jr angst comic because I love him, therefore he must suffer :)

Also the song is from Crack Baby by Mitski!

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