#clear logic

[voca-song-a-day]

Today's featured song is: "Clear Logic" Haruma Ryouki & rai. feat. Hatsune Miku! (warning: video contains flashing imagery)

[wasyago]

so, would you?

nothing important under the cut, you don't need to look haha

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

I hate this fucking manga how am I supposed to have a life and write essays about shit when I sit down start to think and all that comes to mind is some gay little toilet freaks istg it’s a hard knock life

[akashis-waifu]

In regards to Neuvillette and Furina's relationship

From the perspective of a supposedly logical and stoic individual that has been plagued by a relationship that totally has nothing to do with her.

In response to the question as to why the Traveler is called the closest thing to a friend that Furina ever had, while Neuvillette received no title of sorts.

Iudex Neuvillette and Furina de Fontaine. The Hydro Sovereign and the Hydro Archon. Co-rulers of Fontaine for almost 500 years. They know each other very well, although only upto the point where his poor emotional intelligence and her long-standing depression would allow.

A proof of understanding from Neuvillette's part: "You're not as superficial as you have presented yourself to be."

And from Furina's: "What do you think? The human world isn't too bad, now is it?" 

Unfortunately, with the rule of absolute secrecy imposed on Furina by Focalors, a bond of trust could not form between them. Neuvillette could not trust her silence, while Furina was not allowed to confide in him. Hence, the superficial workplace relationship.

Should Hoyoverse decide to explore their relationship post-Archon Quest, however, I believe that it can develop into a beautiful friendship at the very least.

Neuvillette has been shown to care for Furina on multiple occasions: 1) Asking the Traveler to accompany her in the meeting with Arlecchino, 2) dozing off when he found her seemingly out of character after the said meeting, 3) almost breaking impartiality in the Grand Trial by repeatedly reminding Furina that she was not obliged to dip her hand in the Primordial Seawater, and being shaken upon declaring the death sentence, and 4) making sure to provide for Furina after her retirement from archonhood.

Furina, on the other hand, already had her hands full with the prophecy and probably could not afford to worry much about others. Knowing where to find Neuvillette, however, goes to show that the 500-year companionship might not have been all for naught.

[paimonial-rage]

cocky bastard vibes - zhongli

ship: zhongli x reader

synopsis: in which reader shares their free thoughts on the liyue statue of seven

notes: standalone snippet part of the bookkeeping!verse

It was a beautiful day in Liyue. The grass was a luscious green and the birds were singing a beautiful song. After a nice stay at the Emerald Maple Inn, you and Mr. Zhongli decided to have a cup of tea next to the Statue of the Seven before heading on your way to Qingce Village. You were to accompany him to pick up supplies for the next funeral rite, and with the way the morning was going, you knew nothing would ruin this peaceful day.

"So how much do you want to bet that Rex Lapis was hot and knew it?”

You ignored the choked sound that came from your side as you gazed up at the picturesque statue. Though your companion would probably consider your question quite out of the blue, you couldn’t say it was the first time you wondered such a thing. Whenever you passed by one of them in Liyue, the thought always plagued your mind for a few hours after. Judging by Mr. Zhongli’s reaction, though, it seemed he did not share your sentiments.

"Ehem… That… certainly is an interesting thought. I can’t say whether or not previous records touched on such a topic."

You hummed, gazing up at the statue. Really? That couldn’t be true. Why wouldn’t anyone talk about a statue looking like that?

“Well there are many reasons why I’d say I’m right. First off, his outfit. He has a hooded cloak on while also being shirtless. There’s absolutely no logical reason to dress like that unless they’re from the deserts of Sumeru, wouldn’t you say? It obviously was a conscious fashion decision. If you pair that with the seductive way he’s sitting, I’d be inclined to assume he’s quite clearly feeling his look.”

Silence came from your side. Hm, Mr. Zhongli still wasn’t convinced? Then you would go on.

“You do see it, right? His posture is relaxed, yet confident. Not to mention the way he’s looking at that cube in his hand with practically bedroom eyes. His knees are apart too. My friend from Sumeru told me that when a man sits like that, he’s displaying his dominance.”

Still silence.

"You can't sit in a seductive pose like that without on some level being aware you look good doing it. I mean look at him! He's shirtless and everything! I've heard even macho fishermen say that they pray to the statue for a good night before coming home to see their wives. You can’t blame them, right?"

A hesitant cough.

"I-I'm sure it was a younger time when those statues were sculpted."

You groaned.

"Maybe, but you’re not even looking! If you did, you’d agree with me that Rex Lapis is clearly exuding such massive 'cocky bastard' vibes!" You countered.

For some reason, the more you spoke, the more flustered he became.

"C'mon, Mr. Zhongli! Why are you so embarrassed? It's not like I'm slandering his good name! I mean, if Rex Lapis didn't want us talking about him like this, maybe he shouldn't have made a statue with abs clean enough to eat off of!"

Okay, maybe at this point, you were piling it on a bit thick. Could anyone blame you? His face was in his hand as if he had a headache, and were his ears tinged the slightest hint of red? It was an interesting sight. Never had you seen him look so completely flustered. Sure you were rather blunt, but you didn't think your words were that provocative. Mr. Zhongli really was practically a 65 year old man.

"I thought you respected the Geo Archon…" He muttered weakly.

You gasped in offense.

"I do! I’d even consider my words the utmost of pious behavior. In Mondstadt, the sisters of the church consider themselves married to Barbatos, the Anemo Archon. So finding the Geo Archon to be a sex god is pretty much the same thing, right?”

“No, it is not.”

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

this is hilarious

ATTENTION:

Liar

[afsosville]

Ever After High, but make it a PIDW AU.

Imagine how fucked up it would be if Shen Jiu is up there doing the book signing ceremony that seals his destiny of becoming the next 'Shen Qingqiu', and the mirrors display him getting thrown away by his martial siblings at the trial, and his limbs being torn off and other despicable tortures, and being brought down so low that your humanity is stripped away from you, all for an audience to see. And they cheer. The crowd is ecstatic, perhaps even more so than when his father, Shen Qingqiu, was put on trial.

[ididntthinkiwould]

Patrochilles but it's Yuri

[essektheylyss]

Why do a solid 7% of wordle players use "adieu" as their opening word. It's coward behavior. It has no personality. It's unoriginal. It's not even a strong opening word. It will rarely if ever tell you where the vowels go, which means it's useless considering you already know there will be a vowel or two involved, and there are only five to choose from. I don't even think it should count as a word for this purpose because it's not even really a loan word. It's fucking French.

[tiddygame]

look, words are not wording and i don’t know shit about sharks but for the sake of mermay bear with me…

shark mer soap w/ “scary and mysterious” diver ghost who happens to hyper-fixate on sharks

he is trying so hard to be normal about it and maintain his Intimidating Presence but like ends up telling soap something that he, the actual shark here, didn’t know. he drops it so casually and soaps just flabbergasted

ghost does that a few more times and soap realizes he must be some kind of marine biologist or something and starts asking about other marine life but nope! ghost is just a guy who happens to like sharks. a lot.

the entire time ghost is fighting demons trying not to get a crush on soap purely for being a shark mer. soap is happy to not meet a human who not just isn’t scared of him, but one that wants to actively talk with him as well.

(later, once he realizes what’s up, he thinks it’s so cute but would never say a word for the sake of ghosts ego. also because soap would cry if he stopped the “stilted conversation because A is doing everything they can to not info dump/sound like their talking down to B but it’s still clear that they know more about the subject than you could learn in an entire semester at college”. they’re his favorite part of ghosts visits)

[magistralucis]

pronouncing the necron 'sz': personal rating list*

broke: /s/ only ('seras')

woke: /z/ only ('zeras')

provoke: /s/ and /z/ pronounced separately ('s-ze-ras')

bespoke: /ʂ/ or /ʃ/ ('scheras')

invoke: tensed fricative /s͈/ ('sseras')

misspoke: /s/ but evil ('ßeras')

(* Further notes in tags.)

[ryemiffie]

Hello, I am Stanley Pines' defense attorney, here to put to rest the debate of which of the Stan twins was in the wrong!

Ahem, I do believe it is referred to as the "long lost evil twin brother" trope, and not the "long lost saint totally morally positive twin brother" trope.

I rest my case

[carlyraejepsans]

Do you enjoy underfell? I thought you disliked aus /genq

i don't dislike the concept of AUs itself, I'm just not a fan of like... the subculture that spawned around them in the UT fandom specifically and how it eventually took over almost all canon content (especially when it limits itself to the bros)

i like aus visually! i am an artist at heart after all. it's just that, if I'm going to care about them as stories and not just fun design ideas, my bar is uhh almost impossibly high the further you move from canon lolol.

[havinganormalone]

One of the most refreshing things about Dungeon Meshi is that it's a return to fantasy without the isekai aspect. There was a long stretch of time where it felt like fantasy anime had no idea how to world build without the "fish out of water" character that would ask obvious questions that could lead to exposition. Dungeon Meshi proves that you don't need that tired fish out of water framing. All you need is a cast of autistic characters who are excited to info dump about the niche aspect of that fantasy world that happens to be their special interest.

[ccycloneblogging]

So, If your au follows the rule of funny, then how did dogdays friends die? That’s not very comical in my opinion 

I've actually got a full on plan for this! If all goes well, I'll work on a little comic covering all of their deaths - though... Wouldn't it be more fun if there were more Smiling Critters left than only DogDay and Catnap? :D

Maybe... Maybe someone else survived.

But hey, keep this in mind. Death occurs in cartoons, friend! 'u' Courage the Cowardly Dog handles dark themes and humor, as does the Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy~

So... Why not both?

But under the cut is how I imagined they were separated from DogDay and/or what he witnessed.

Bubba: "I remember you..."

Kickin': "Here, follow me. I'll step out first."

Picky: "Still hungry..."

Hoppy: "JUMP! JUUUUUUU-"

Bobby: "You won't leave me, will you!?"

Crafty: "GIVE IT HERE!"

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Love reminding myself of how actually pathetic Mizora was. You are a millennium old devil- a literal devil- and your greatest pride and joy and the highlight of your day in your 9-5 hellish grind is bullying a 24 year old with one eye and a 2010 YouTuber complex. Could you be any pettier?