#classic lit shitpost

[blackberryjamboree]

Eating like a true comrade

[angels-in-the-electric-chair]

Holden Caulfield listens to Crywank.

[can-of-w0rmz]

You like Victor Frankenstein DESPITE his grey morality. I like Victor Frankenstein BECAUSE of his grey morality. We are not the same.

[junipum]

the boy is HOMEEEE ignore old plushies my bookshelf is a mess rn. why does he look so sad

[macaulaytwins]

you’re in his dms, I’m ghosting him bc he didn’t know what the picture of dorian gray was. we are not the same

[tedeggo]

It actually makes me aggressive how almost all of these can be linked to some actual line/scene from the book.

[inkmage13]

RIP Victor Frankenstein, you would've loved Japanese robots with lab-grown living human skin

[nymphpens]

Hamlet in a nutshell:

[sammypog]

QUEERqueg

ishGAYel

moby dick

AFAB

[sad-eyed-lady-of-the-paperbacks]

he was a boy she was a girl can I make it any more obvious? he was an axe-murder she was a christian what more can I say?

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

Victor: I like your new pants! Henry: Thanks, they were 50% off! Victor: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Henry: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Victor: That's… not what I meant. Henry: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Victor.

[lazy-chocolate-witch]

But Dorian, what if i told you you can actually have one or two oh-no-time-is-too-fast-i-feel-like-i-am-gonna-die-tomorrow-crises a week and get used to it

[burlap-bows]

[can-of-w0rmz]

Written by Mary Shelley but feeling the desperation to be written by Victor Hugo, the struggle

[transrevolutions]

hey. uh. we put your classic lit boyfriend into the tumblr fandom. yeah, he's gay now and being shipped with his homoerotic literary foil. no, we can't undo it. if it's any consolation, they're making posts about you too. you're the girlboss who is the only one with the braincell. um sorry about that.

[thelovebug1968]

Fanart i drew of jay gatsby dying in a glue trap