#civilian Sakura

[brighteuphony]

That time Sakura threw herself in between Naruto and Sasuke's rooftop fight and Kakashi wasn't there to stop them in time.

Tsunade was able to save her hearing and most of her nerves, but her eyes were a very unfortunate casualty.

Now she's a civilian and has to figure out what to do with herself.

[kankuroplease]

Sakura week on Twitter kickoff 🌸

[assortednarutoheadcanons]

Assorted #8

In Konohagakure, there are 3 types of Ninja. Clan, Civilian, and Civilian Clan Ninja.

Clan Ninjas are really rigid and have a lot of unspoken rules of propriety. They are extreme lightweights and can't drink coffee without Side Effects occurring. Typically (exceptions may apply) living with their families, they have very specific diets that won't cause any issues in the long run.

The Inuzuka Clan can't really eat vegetables. Shino nearly faints when he finds out that Kiba has never see lettuce because that's a huge staple of the Aburame Clan.

Civilian Ninja are 'rowdy' and 'rough'. They can generally eat everything safe for humans and live in either the civilian or ninja districts. They drink coffee, eat deep fried food, etc.. No Clan Ninjas can truly drink coffee or have whiskey, despite Kakashi desperate attempts when he was a chunin.

There are a few 'Civilian Clans' (Uzumaki, Lee, Sarutobi, Yamanaka) where they can eat normal food and drink coffee but they can't handle alcohol.

The exception to all these rules is the Akimichi Clan who can consume Anything with no side effects whatsoever. This includes rotten flesh, although they don't exactly like the flavours or taste.

P.S. I have Feelings about the Sarutobi Clan. None are really good.

[void-tiger]

An Idea that is also admittedly OOC but wdyd is…

Kakashi actually tracking down Itachi immediately after the Uchiha Genocide ‘cause let’s face it, he’s that good of a tracker/shinobi (even if Itachi can completely kick his ass) and single-minded when in mission-mode and was clearly not one of the ANBU/Root or S-Rank jonin enlisted for this. (If he’s going rogue instead of bending the rules for a half-hearted sanctioned pursuit? Call it his Obito&Rin Guilt Complex + remaining guilt over not keeping a better eye on his “junior” when Minato literally dragged Kakashi out of that life for a time so he could recover a bit mentally.)

Anyway. Kakashi catches up to Itachi.

But instead of finding the tween prodigy hypervigilent in bloodlust and ready to engage him in a battle, he accidentally finds the kid mid-breakdown absolutely losing it in grief and guilt once Itachi presumed he was a good distance away from any Konoha or Atasuki pursuers.

And well. This is awkward. And not at all what Kakashi expected.

Does this finally knock Kakashi a bit out of his avoidant apathy to take a more active interest in Sasuke’s and Naruto’s lives? Maybe? But well, it’s a start. Only trash abandon their comrades.

[scrivenger-grimgar]

naruto writing prompt:

when tobirama implemented d-rank missions, he did not mean for them to be menial chores. the point was for genin to use ninja skills and chakra techniques in new, unconvential, and creative ways.

kakashi’s team 7 is the only team to get it right.

[03-ooz]

civilians of the narutoverse do not idolize their military services members like we so often do. instead they find them, their petty interpersonal disputes and their climate restructuring ways of setting them, a bit of a pain in the ass. ninja and civillians live side by side in hidden villages but they participate in two seperate culture. with technological advancements in the civilian world the gaps between these cultures are just getting wider. here are some ninja headcanons loosely related to that idea.

there's a law or something prohibiting ninja from using certain civilian technology such as headphones and smartphones because of the way headphones damage the hearing and because of the way smart phones can be addictive and damage the attention span. [i think this makes the conflict in boruto regarding technological advancements more compelling because ninja have a preexisting stigma surrounding technology.]

in the days before the ear piece ninja would communicate over long distances using scrolls and fūinjutsu (sealing techniques fyi, that one doesn't come up all that often).

each squad member would be assigned a scroll. each scroll was marked with a bloody thumbprint connecting all of the scrolls together (like summoning scrolls).

when a squad members had the opportunity to communicate they would use a shorthand or morsecode type of writing and seal the message in the scroll.

once the message is received the seal on the exterior of the scroll begins to glow.

upon opening the scroll the message sealed by a squadmate will appear on the parchment. then squadmates can jot down responses and seal them in the same manner.

it was not the most reliable system for communication at all. ninja didn't always have the time to write and seal their messages let alone read any previous messages to track the movements of their squad.

one pro to this system was that squad leaders did not have to write up entire mission reports. they could simply submint a copy of a communication scroll.

perhaps the worst part of this whole scroll business is the protocol for if a a mission is compromised. when a shinobi mission fails or is compromised ninja were expected to swallow their communication scrolls whole to prevent any confidential information from falling into the wrong hands. so that scroll swallowing thing orochimaru does is not just him being a creepy old man but a hold over from when scroll communication was common practice in ninjustu.

uchiha clan used a unique type of shorthand to encode their messages further. Its vocabulary and sentences structure was based of Uchiha spiritual beliefs, folktales, and saying. so you had to be well versed in the clan culture to decipher a message. It was made further esoteric as it was written in a way only able to be deciphered by the sharingan. yeah those people like to keep to themselves. or maybe they just didn't like swallowing scrolls idk

for clandestine close range communication ninja used and to this day use a type of tactical sign language.

the signs differ from hidden village to hidden village but not dramatically.

ninja are really good at signing fast and deaf ninja often get complaints from their civilian friends that their signing is illegible because they are moving to quickly.

in the modern era, ninja ear pieces are permitted but the volume is of course notoriously low. ninja love to throw civilians dirty looks for the sound leak from their earbuds.

in general, ninjas find civilian to be obnoxious, helpless, and lacking discipline. the feeling is mutual, civilians are generally more impressed by samurai and think ninja are contradictorily uncouth and uptight. its generally frowned upon for ninja to marry or date outside of their profession by all parties. on the other hand if a civilian pulls a samurai their social status gets bumped up a few notches. i mean samurai do tend to be a LOT richer than ninja so fair i guess. ninja do not share the civilian sentiment about samurai. they think samurai are prissy weaklings with pitiful chakra reserves who rely too much on basic taijutsu, kenjutsu, and worse, civilian technology. samurai think ninja are mostly just jealous that they're not the ones who get the big daimyo bodyguard bucks, and maybe if they stoped fighting over who has cooler eyes and start organizing their forces more effectively they'd get more than just mercenary gigs too. they also think ninjas are showoffs which is fair.

there is an unfounded belife amongst civilians that if you concive and raise a child in a hidden village they are likely to have a higher chakra reserve

civillian parents despite their preconceived opinions of ninja practice this superstition as a form of social climbing

if you have a kid with higher chakra reserves they are eligible to become a samurai or at least work their way up through the ninja ranks and tranfer into samurai work

this is probably what sakuras parents were trying to do with her

[christine-ye]

Saw a few people dump their Kamen Rider tier lists on here so I thought "why not jump on the bandwagon?"

Also included a tier list for Heisei-Reiwa main civilians (with only the seasons I've watched/seen a decent amount of to properly rank minus Gavv) for funsies

[team7-headquarter]

Unrelated but why little Sakura in this panel looks so much like Sakura during the Kaguya fight...

[sporksaber]

Off my last post, for when shes just from a merchant family, i love when sakura has basic knowlwdge and abilities that are just normal for her civilian background to know that the boys are completely lost in. And i Love when she gets info from foreign ninja (usually durring the chunin exam) via knowing that you can infact get their traditional foods and regional ingrediants in konoha, you just have to know the right vender and trade route schedules.

[daisies-on-a-cup]

still unbelievably mad, after all these years, about the injustice of haruno sakura. literally born a civilian, no clan abilities, placed on a team full of power-houses (read: destined to be seen as weak forever), brilliant, impeccable memory and cognitive abilities, superior chakra control to that of her god-like teammates, stubborn enough to get a sanin to train her and pull said sanin out of a serious cycle of addiction and depression, obtained the strength of a hundred seal mark as a teen, became konoha's best medic, supervised entire legions of medics throughout the war, and literally became konoha's strongest kunoichi- all for everyone to say she's horrible and annoying and still weak and overall just a terrible character. like yea!! she was failed by kishimoto (who even today, the writer's fail her daughter!!!!!!!) and the fandom, BUT SHE COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE!!!!

[wisteriavines]

Naruto meets her for the first time when he’s six, disheartened from numerous rejections to his proposal of play to the other children in the park. He sneaks off from under the beady eye of the orphanage matron, carefully trekking through the surrounding forest for a place to be by himself. 

He stumbles into a small clearing, empty at first glance. But the closer he walks, he begins to pick up the small sound of humming. Curious, but cautious, he crawls forward as quietly as possible. 

There, by the bushes, is a little girl that’s probably the same age as him. She sits on the ground, uncaring for the dirt that clings to her dress. Flowers surround her in piles, separated by colors. In her hands is the beginning of a flower crown, a mess of yellows, oranges and greens. 

He watches, fascinated by the peaceful image in comparison to the chaos of the playground and captivated by the girl’s features. He’s never seen anyone with hair like hers before - a shade of pink that reminds him of those pretty trees he saw last year. Then there are her eyes, barely seen from his position, but unmistakably a shade of green. 

Overall, compared to the dull browns and blacks of everyone else he’s seen, the girl is vibrant - pretty, even. He wants to step closer, see the color a little more clearly. He wants to know her name. Maybe even ask if she’d like to play (wonders if she’ll be his friend). 

Then she looks up, spots him and freezes. And suddenly, he doesn’t want to get close or ask anything, reminded of why he’s in the clearing in the first place. He shifts, wary and ready to run. 

“Hello.” 

He startles at the soft voice, gaze snapping to meet green eyes in surprise. The girl is standing up, absently brushing the dirt off the skirt of her dress. She doesn’t step close, watching him curiously. Then she smiles and he can’t look away. 

“I’m Sakura. Want to make flower crowns with me?”

[t-u-i-t-c]

Invincible Sakura, Power for What Purpose

[softdaemons]

its actually embarrassing how serious i take sasuke and the uchiha massacre and how the ball was dropped SO hard like. why!!!

[oh-no-its-bird]

Sakumo being a super popular borderline sex symbol in his era will never stop being my favorite hc, I need to see more of it

All the people his age and younger had a crush on him. It was just a Thing(tm) where 9 times out of 10, a Konoha shinobi's first crush was probably Sakumo. Even other villages young shinobi hung up his bingo book picture above their bunk and dreamed of both killing him, being killed by him (in a hot way), having a battlefield fling with him, and more. There was blackmarket fanfiction. He was incredibly popular among civilians all over fire country. Some popular romance novels had love interests very blatantly based off him.

Even before they were on a team together, Obito and Rin both had a silly kid crush on Kakashi's dad (Obito more than Rin) and he was aware of it. This did not help make him like them any more. (By the time hearing smthn positive ab his dad would have made Kakashi softer, they'd both gotten better at hiding the crush, so to Kakashi it looked like they'd gotten over Sakumo.) Even Minato had a bit of a thing for him, not really but like— strong, popular, feard and very friendly ninja who is now paying him some attention (bc hes his kids teacher) he's not immune. Kushina understands, she is also not immune. (Kakashi is going to throw a fucking fit)

Even after his failed mission, when his reputation crashes and burns within the village, he still can't completely shake his admirers— they possibly just get more disrespectful ab the attraction when it mixes with the hate. (Which tbh could make for an interesting discussion all on its own)

Kakashi is haunted by his father's insane popularity for decades after his death. He does his very best to ignore the lingering evidence of people being insane ab his father.

One day he realizes one of his favorite romance novels has a romance interest based off Sakumo and has a break down ab it and can never read the series again.

When raiding an old abandoned enemy camp w Team Ro, he finds an old, autographed photo of his dad covered in lipstick marks in the communal bathroom. He chooses to ignore it but it's quickly spotted by his teammates, who do not know who Sakumk is, and v quickly begin to remark on the poster, who this mysterious Konoha nin is, and ahaha damn he is kinda good looking, huh? (Kakashi wants to DIE)

Shisui ends up taking the poster back to Konoha with them and hangs it up in the ANBU communal quarters where it is VERY quickly recognized. And also some of the people in that room recognize it so quick bc they also used to own a similar poster. (Kakashi wants to DIE someone PLEASE kill him now)

Its only when he's given team 7 that he finally thinks he's escaped the legacy of his father as Konoha's Most Sexiest Shinobi. Only for Naruto, when being trained by Jiriyah, to find his drafts for Icha Icha very clearly inspired by his dad. Which he can never publish for multiple reasons (lingering respect for Sakumo. Also for Kakashi, who is his biggest fan and would probably never look at him again.)

Naruto somehow accidentally brings this up with Kakashi who like. Has war flashbacks and immediatley stands up and walks away as Jiryah scrambles to try to explain himself and Tsunade looks on in scorn (she will approach him later to carefully ask for the drafts while trying to seem like she's not really asking for them bc she's too proud to admit it)

Naruto and Sakura discover Kakashi-sensei's dad was a sex symbol. I don't even know how they'd react but like. Oh my god. Oh my god you guys.

Funniest option would be they accidentally revive his popularity a little bit by being so loud ab it they like, remind people ab him. + introduce another generation to the idea of him

Kakashi is crouched on the floor with his face in his hands. When will he be freed from this hell.

Sasuke does not escape tho, he goes to sound and finds a picture of Sensei's dad in Orochimaru's office (???????)

This is such a shitty sketch but the vision:

Itachi, who learned who Sakumo was from that poster thing, goes on to find a photo of him in ""Madara's"" belongings and gets super weirded out but ultimately doesn't. Super care. But also. Like. What. What.

After Itachi finds the photo, which Obito genuinley forgot he fucking had and keeps in part just bc its like one of the only belongings that remained from his Konoha days, he shoves it somewhere in Kamui to forget about.

But then in the Obito vs Kakashi Kamui fight, it fucking flutters down in the middle of the fight and Obito fucking dies of humiliation as Kakashi realizes he will truly Never Escape and that this reality is his own personal hell

Uhh endgame Kakashi becomes Hokage and accidentally retreads his father's path in becoming the new Konoha Sexy Man. Which simultaneously crushes him (he will never escape) and fills him with delight (he will now be able to impart the pain of having your father figure be lusted after by all ur friends and acquaintances onto his students)

[gatorbites-imagines]

Kinktober day 1

Kakashi Hatake + Body and Cock worship

Happy first day of kinktober everybody!

I don’t really know the full timeline of Naruto, so this just takes place sometime before Kakashi became Hokage, so he could still take anbu missions. Readers a jonin, and has served in the Anbu, but doesn’t anymore. Reader used to be Anbu Leopard.

this is not proofread, enjoy anyways.

Kinktober 2024 masterlist

It was late, and you were meant to be asleep. That of course didn’t mean you were. As a jonin, and former anbu, sleep didn’t come easy. You weren’t from a clan, which had made the climb to your status extra hard and had left you jagged and sharp edged towards the world around you. As a civilian, the Shinobi world was difficult. Not just because there were less to seek revenge when you died, but also because most of the clans ran everything. And even if they didn’t mean too, then they still looked down on civilians. It was why you had quite a soft spot for Kakashi’s student, Sakura.

You had been doing nothing much, simply sitting in your kitchen staring down at a formerly hot mug of tea. You didn’t even like this kind, but Kakashi did, and had stuffed way too much of it into your cupboards for when he visited. With a sigh you were about to stand up to pour it down the sink, when the smallest amount of chakra tickled in the back of your senses.

You may have been shirtless, but that didn’t leave you defenseless. The seals on the inner sides of each wrist flickered, and your beloved tekko kagi weighed comfortably around your hands, chakra adding speed and precision to your strike. It was only registered last moment what mask you were staring back at, Kakashi’s stupid hound mask.

The claws of your tekko kagi slammed into the wall, merely centimeters apart from your lovers masked face, leaving deep gouges in the wall. You were so making him pay for that, even if hed whine about it. “Kaka-“ you growled out, only for his glowed finger to press against your lips, making your brows furrow in annoyance. So, this was his game, huh?

Both of your hands were against the wall, caging your partner in, one hand buried into the wood by the claws of your favored weapon, as the other simply rested against it. Back in the day you had wanted to be different, to stand out from the clan members that surrounded you, so the tekko kagi became yours. It had led to quite a few teasing comments from more than just Kakashi when you became Anbu Leopard.

You squinted at him, and his teasing mirthful eyes could be felt even if you couldn’t so them. Kakashi’s hands both placed on your shoulders, slowly sliding down, drawing a pathway across the myriad of scars that littered your body. All shinobi had them, some more than others, and some came from training themselves bloody. Something you were quite guilty of, even nowadays.

The noise that left your chest could almost have been called a growl, or maybe more akin to the annoyed grumble of a big feline getting chewed on by some bumbling hound who’d decided they were friends. But you could never turn down the image of Kakashi sliding to his knees in front of you, making you lean your head against the wall so you could look down, truly caging him in.

There was more to his touches than just lust today, something more reverent and needy, like he needed to touch you to feel like himself. It had been a difficult mission then. It was something you recognized yourself. Some missions left you feeling less like a person and like you weren’t even in your own body, and you needed something to ground you. The self-inflicted crisscross of scars on your arms reminded you of what you used to do before you had Kakashi, back when you had yourself and only yourself. Of course, that was just what you believed, and now you know your comrades priced you just as much as the next. But old habits die hard.

All the thinking had distracted you long enough for you not to notice Kakashi sliding the casual pants you wore down, just enough to free the halfchub you had gained from seeing him down there. His mouth was warm and wet, like always, but there was something hungrier about the way he moved and suckled.

The hand not stuck in the wall reached down, a small flick of chakra sending your weapon back into its seal, carefully sliding into his silver hair. You couldn’t see his face, the mask had been pushed up so all you got to look at was the slow movements of your lovers’ head, and that painted porcelain face staring back at you.

Kakashi wasn’t pushing himself to get it going as quickly as possible like usual. He may seem all calm and laid back, but you knew how desperate he got when Kakashi was in the mood. The only thing keeping the Hatake from climbing you in public was sheer politeness, and some days you had a feeling even that was barely holding him back. You blamed those books of his. You had tried to read them once, planning to do a little roleplay for his birthday, but you couldn’t get into it. you still did it though, and Kakashi still brought I up when he was feeling extra needy.

The hand clenched into his hair, a shaky breath leaving you as you felt more than saw his mouth pop off your tip, just to lick down, following the veins down to your sack. You could feel his lips mouthing at you, tongue lapping at the skin he could find, the feeling of being not just licked but downright worshipped making your face red.

“K- Hound, what are you doing” you get out between gritted teeth, barely keeping yourself back from saying his name and using his title instead. Some days he just wanted to be Hound more than Kakashi, and who were you to judge.

Of course, he didn’t answer, as Anbu only spoke when absolutely necessary. Instead, his mouth just traveled further down, a jolt running down your spine as the tip of his tongue brushed against your taint of all placed. You almost wanted to slap him, because what the hell was that all of a sudden?

You caught yourself though, instead just wrenching his head back up by his hair, pulling him closer to your front again, where Kakashi thankfully wrapped his lips back around your shaft again. His bopping was more insistent now, like you giving him a nonverbal order got him into gear. A huff left you as you started rocking your hips, letting Kakashi do most of the work. You never really knew what to do when he got in these… almost worshipping moods. You didn’t feel like somebody worth worshipping, but Kakashi clearly did.

The heat gathering in your body was slow building, like a pot slowly heating up on low flame. When Kakashi got like this, he liked to go slow, to work you up before getting his price, as if he needed to prove himself worthy of getting. You would be happy to just fuck his face and get it over with, but Kakashi always got so nice and pliant afterwards and let you take care of him for once.

“Get ready” you grumble out, brows pinched together as you clench your eyes shut, teeth digging into the inside of your lips. Kakashi’s throat fluttered from what you knew was excitement, your silver haired lover burying his nose into your curls and humming, the first noise he had made all night.

You still wanted to smack him as your knees weakened, making you lean further against the wall as you spilled down his throat, Kakashi’s gulps just feeling like he was gloating. Past experience made you know Kakashi would stay like this all night if you let him, here on his knees against the wall with his mouth on you. That wasn’t good for him though, and of course you. The soft almost silent whine that came from him had you chuckling, pulling your lover to his feet, finally letting you see his slick mouth as his tongue flicked out to lick it clean.

You rolled your eyes with a smirk, ruffling up his hair even more than before. “Come on Hound, if your fast ill let you lick the water off my body” you rumble, turning around and wandering towards the shower. His footsteps were completely silent, as always, but the small flickers in the chakra told you he wanted to shake out of his skin. Sure, it was weird to see the mask in the shower, or in bed, but who were you to complain. You were definitely forcing him to have a selfcare day tomorrow though, no questions asked.

[etaindelaserna]

Favourite KakaSaku headcanons and tropes in fanfiction:

1. Kakashi harbouring secret feelings for Sakura but he never acted on them because he is old and broken AND they are student-teacher AND because Sakura loves Sasuke

2. Kakashi being the most handsome man Sakura has ever laid eyes on with the physique of a greek God

3. Kakashi‘s ninken adoring Sakura‘s scent

4. Ino or Gai discovering that Sakura/Kakashi has a crush on Kakashi/Sakura and trying in a not so subtle way to play matchmaker but for the most part only ends up creating hilarious moments for the two of them

5. Kakashi opening up about Rin & Obito and Sakura — as a result — bringing them flowers every day and talking to them about (her feelings for) Kakashi

6. Kakashi, although he is too handsome to handle, actually has limited experience with romantic relationships and/or sex but is a faster learner and thus is a very considerate and passionate lover/partner

7. Sakura is the more perverted one of the two

8. They grow closer (as friends) during the time Naruto and Sasuke are away from the village to the point that Sakura can just stop by at Kakashi’s anytime and they hang out and talk

9. On missions together Kakashi is annoyed when other shinobi or civilians flirt with Sakura and either claims her or doesn’t act on it because she can handle herself (but still has a close eye on her)

10. Kakashi defending Sakura against Sasuke in any way, shape or form and being there for her during her breakdowns

11. Sakura doing check-ups on Kakashi’s sharingan