#citrus anime rant

[sagesbard]

Actor au! My love 💟

Reader is a camera worker afab for the NSFW parts. Oh yeah NSFW MINORS DNI

Captain Curly 🎉

He met you on the first day of set. You were messing with a camera tripod that wasn't working properly. Muttering swears as you look at the metal contraption.

You were too busy trying to figure out the stupid camera to notice the man looking at you.

As shooting went on there was a day the director wasn't there. The producer stepped up, only issue was the producer was an asshole. It was a student film anyways.

As they shot a scene you realize one of the actors was going too far near the road during a flashback scene.

You automatically shot up behind the camera. Meanwhile the producer was too busy flirting with another person.

"Cut! Cut you dumbasses." You shout, setting down your headphones as you run from behind the camera. "Fucking stop Jim!" You yelled as Jimmy and Daisuke looked at you confused, stopping in their tracks.

"The fuck Y/N!?" The producer shouted once he realized what had happened.

"Are you fucking stupid!?" You yelled, finally snapping at the guy in front of you. "They were way too close to the fucking road you know cars just speed through here. You say as if on cue a car speeds past them.

"Yeah yeah, know your God damn place camera girl." The producer sneered. Curly then walked up.

"Calm down Daniel, she was just looking out for the crew, you obviously weren't." Curly said, defending his coworker.

"Watch it Grant, I can have your ass fired if I wanted to." Daniel said, crossing his arms as if he won.

"I'm sure Vivian would love to hear that you fired her only actor that knows what he's doing. No offense guys" Curly says. Turning towards his costars for a moment.

"none taken" Daisuke says. He took the job out of boredom. Jimmy took the job after you begged him for a week straight. And Swansea took it because Daisuke offered him up.

Curly volunteered for the job because he thought you were cute and wanted to spend more time with you.

Daniel scoffed and walked away. Muttering something about the two of you.

Curly laughed as the other man walked off.

Ever since then the two of you got closer.

After shooting wrapped up he asked you out.

Curly was nervous before your first date.

He took you out to a movie.

You ended up talking through a majority of it, ranting about the different shots and how they did the practical effects.

He loved listening to you the spark you had for film.

One date because two, then three, then before you two knew it he was asking you to move in with him.

Of course you said yes, you two got an apartment your last year of college.

NSFW

The first time you hooked up it was after the cast and crew party after wrap up.

The two of you were wasted and one thing led to another.

Even drunk he was still so sweet with you. He tasted like whiskey and citrus.

The way his hips moved against yours in a dance of fiery passion.

The morning after you expected him to be gone. But actually you woke up to the smell of coffee.

Curly leaned against the doorway, a mug in his hand as he greeted you. "Morning doll." He said, kissing your forehead.

That was when you realized that he was someone you wanted, no *needed* in your life.

Afterwards sex with him was always sweet.

A service top 100%

One day he needed to blow off steam and of course being the amazing girlfriend you are, you offered to help.

You couldn't walk the next day.

Daisuke🌺

Like I said he picked it up because he was bored.

He saw you fighting with the camera and fell in love.

The way you excitedly ranted about the inner workings of your favorite films.

He asked you out not too long during shooting.

He took you to an arcade.

He did his best to win you one of the crappy stuffed animals from the claw machine.

He spent all his tokens but on the last go he won you a little dog plushie. You still keep it on your bed to this day.

NSFW

A switch leaning towards bottom.

He's not normally submissive but he's inexperienced. So he wants you to be in control so you can feel good.

When he is top though hes a little rough with it. Panting and whining like a dog while he thrusts into you non stop.

Probably has a power play kink (I forgot what it was called) but you're the one that has most of the power.

Let him call you ma'am and he goes all night.

Same with you praising him.

Anya

She was originally in tech with you. She worked on lights until the original actress quit the project due to the producer being an asshole.

The director knew she'd do amazing at the role and set her up with an audition. Of course she knocked it out of the park.

You supported her from behind the scenes.

You were the one to ask her out.

You two went to the park and had a picnic.

Soon you two graduated from college and life went on. You moved in together and got a cat, Anya getting a job as a nurse and you working your way up to a director.

I can't really think of any NSFW ideas for Anya rn if anyone has any idea pls share :)

Jimmy.(He's not a rapist in this AU I don't condone any of his actions as a victim of SA and rape)

You had to convince him to audition.

You were friends since highschool and believe it or not he did theatre.

You saw the way he looked with the spotlight on his face, like it was his only home.

So when you were starting a new project you BEGGED him to audition.

He was hesitant, he hadn't acted in a while so he was a bit rusty.

He walked out of the audition room nervously.

By the time the cast list was out he ran up to you, excitedly holding the paper of acceptance as he hugged you tightly.

You two both carpooled there, sometimes you drove sometimes he drove. You always got coffee before even if y'all were late.

When he asked you out it was at the cast and crew after party.

He took you to an off-Broadway play. He wasn't a fan of musicals. He still has some song in his playlist though.

Afterwards you went on more dates then you two moved in together.

NSFW

He tries to be gentle he truly does.

But when he's in the moment he can't help but slam his hips against yours and bite a little too harshly.

He immediately apologizes after though and give THE BEST aftercare in the whole world.

He 100% whimpers when he's close.

He also goes kinda braindead when he cums. Mumbling stuff like "fuck I love you" or yes over and over again. You live for the desperation in his voice every time he's close.

Anyways guys- lmk how you feel about the actor au? I love it sm because there's little room for angst because it feels like everyone gets a happy ending 😁 also for the producer and the director I used a random name generator y'all can change it if u want <3

[ritualcaster]

We're going hotter folks.

The hot takes from before were met with waves of agreement and affirmation, which was NOT the goal. So I'm going even hotter.

The lgbtq community is massively over-represented. More-so with gender identities then sexualities. This does NOT take into account the fact that homophobia may or may not exists in-universe. Either way there's something to be pissed off about.

I hate that this is an object show. I love object shows but not only is it off-theme for an obejct show, it's not intentionally off-theme. By that i mean theres no irony or parody to more conventional obejct shows.

Why the fuck are the episodes ordered like this? You can see minty lighting a moltov for citrus FIVE EPISODES BEFORE VENATICS. And then just a plothole of the pooltrus and binty groups splitting before anything like that is possible? Its stupidly hard to follow and reads like a rant.

I'm sick of the ships, ALL of them. Every romantic relationship possible has too many tie ups to be enjoyable outside of cannon. I've seen maybe 5 ships in the entire fandom that don't wildly mischaracterize atleast one member. Comet x wagyu? Citrus x minty? Wagyu x citrus? Fuck off.

Like seriously for a comic of this nature im expecting environment art, gore, violent animations, instead its just 90% ship art. Why is THAT what you found most interesting? Out if everything that was what motivated you to actually draw it? I understand its a fandom, but its weird to me. It's so damn shallow and "now make them kiss!" coded, show me a slowburn fanfic and THEN we can talk about ship art.

Mushroom and Dynamite are stupidly annoying. And thats saying a lot considering they have my 2nd favorite ep. Mushroom is immature, and Dynamite is so damn dramatic. It's hard to believe they're in college when they act like middle schoolers. It astounds me that mushroom can nuzzle dynamite and brush his hair from behind and still be suprised and when he eventually just kisses her. Ugh i still like them though.

I do not understand the comet fans, she's cool I guess, she's just boring in comparision. She has barely any redeeming qualities as a character and as a person. So i don't get how people relate or get interested.

[canines-alter-creation]

may i get a level 3 tommyinnit headmate that is a moodbooster,Beauheur, Stim Holder,Socializor,Ògregulator, Optimist,Jokestar/Jester,Delight, Comforter,autism holder,adhd holder,Frijōn and Energetic Alter the rest is up to you (with the pfp having themes of kidcore,if thats posible)

Thank you in adcance for making this headmate /gen

We+ had so much fun with this one (if you couldn't tell) sorry in advance this is a pretty big pack. :p

> Name(s): Dandelion, Tommy, Toms, Mantis, Moth, Butterfly, Sunny, Flower, Solar, Birb, Byrd, Theseus, Coffee, Sparrow, Beetle, Bug, Lemon, Prince, Gold, Soda, Grape Soda

> Pronoun(s): he/him, bee, /bees/beeself, buzz/buzzes/buzzing, cit/citrus/citrusself, tang/tanga/tangerine, fan/fanta, comet/comets, cher/cherry, sun/suns/sunshine, sun/suns/sunrise, sun/suns/sunset, blood/bloods/bloodorange, mari/golds/maris/goldself, jest/jester/jesterself, star/stars/starfruit, spiral/spirals/spiralself, star/stars/starlight, lemon/lime/lemonlimeself, royal/royals/royalself ☽ sour/sours/sourcandy,  gum/gums/gummy, gold/golds/goldself, pig/pigeon/pigeonself, 🍊/🍊s/🍊self, color/colors/colorself, rain/rainbow/rainbowself, fun/funs/funself, fun/funny/funnyself, hyp/hyper/hyperself, pog/pogs/pogself, stick/sticks/stickself, funk/funky/funkyself, star/stars/starself, bub/bubble/bubbleself, spark/sparkle/sparkleself, honk/honks/honkself, scrib/scribble/scribbleself, cray/crayon/crayonself

> Age: 7-17 slides but usually in the 14 area

> Gender: cokegummygender, transmasc, sungender, citrusgender, limeoranaden, sourgummygender, orangegender, lemongender, tangerinegender, sunshinepenamic, luvehoneyic, goldengender, sunnia, solaic, sunboy, doveboy, citroaromic, masjestergender, princedecorated, starbeadcoric, stargrapegender, starlemongender, aurapastecoric, partygender, rainbowtoxicgender, clownbeing, cringeXDcoric, funhoardic xenogender

> Sexuality: bisexual, but not very interested in dating due to agesliding and feeling young

> Role: moodbooster, Beauheur, Stim Holder, Socializor, Ògregulator, Optimist, Jokestar/Jester, Delight, Comforter, autism holder, adhd holder, Frijōn and Energetic Alter

> Source: Tommyinnit

> Faceclaims:

> Sign-offs: 👑, 🖍️, 🦝, ♥️, 💛, 🤍, 🍊, 🍋

> Song theme:

> Front triggers(pos/neg/neu):

Star has almost exclusively positive front triggers, coming into front when someone needs comforted or cheered up. Cray is friendly and silly, always available with a joke and comfort. He is front triggered by silly things, fun things, cute things, cute animals, and also the body needing to regress, be cheered up. Sun loves sourcemates. 

Biggest negative trigger is being called annoying

> Likes/dislikes:

+ Having fun, fruit, going outside, the sunshine, making friends, being around sourcemates, play fighting, bothering people. 

- being bored, being lonely, being reminded of negative things that happened in source, being abandoned, being called annoying.

> Personality: Very fun and friendly and outgoing, loves to meet new people, loves to talk. Citrus never seems to run out of energy and always has something going on. This is a Tommy that nothing bad ever happened to, and it’s so clear in the way that he is always excited to see everyone. Can be a bit overwhelming because of how loud it is, but its loving and affectionate and the kindest person you’ve probably ever met. 

> Ways they do their role: By just being the silliest guy you’ve ever laid your eyes on. Tries to put on shows and jokes, tries really hard to be funny and likable and for the most part succeeds. It’s hard to dislike him, it’s hard to be mad at sun. Stims a lot, dances a lot, sometimes develops new stims just by being in front. Holds a lot of autistic special interests and will go on long rants about their special interest of the time. 

> Inner world occupation or behavior: He’s always sticking his nose in other people’s business, bothering sourcemates, bothering people of status, following people around asking them to play with him and hang out with him. May have a plush castle to live in, and may occasionally have to be babysat due to age sliding younger. 

> Possible outerworld behavior: is very loud and excitable, prone to being bothersome. Loves being around friends and will spam text them, likes to text in all caps and send multiple messages at once, can be difficult to read their messages.

[ano-kya]

(Yuuri rant)

Saw this fujoshi on tt the other day talk about how yuri/gl wasnt as good as yaoi/bl because it isnt marketed (merch and figures) as much as yaoi ▪︎_▪︎

no shit

Theres more people wanting yaoi than there is yuri

There also isnt as much people writing/producing yuri as much as yaoi

Like,

Ive been on several webnovel and comic sites and each time there had been a yaoi catagory and no yuri catagory; and when there is, it has a fraction of the works that yaoi has

Even on tumblr the amount of people following the # yaoi is bigger than yuri

They then went onto saying that the only plot of yuri had been the romance, and they talked about how they read SOME of bloom into you and all of citrus...

There obviously is anime and manga with that has yuri as a subplot or is HEAVILY implied, but then there's a shitton of people online just marking them as friends,

EVEN YOU, WHO SAID IN YOUR VIDEO THAT YOU DONT CONSIDER MADOKA MAGICA OR LYCORIS RECOIL AS YURI

And obviously yuri wont be as good for you since you prefer reading boys love over girls love

[nijigasakilove]

Fairs I had a hate rant saved in my drafts for Sasakoi finale but this kinda moved me lol. Only took them 6 months to make two well animated episodes.. still don’t think the story is anything to write home over, but Shiho and Aki carried and added some much needed spice. 7/10.

Feel bad for the staff who got caught up in the horrible decisions of the higher ups with the insane deadlines and toxic workplace environment, they showed in these last two episodes they really could’ve done something pretty solid here with a healthy schedule. These two eps looked noticeably better and I can’t lie, I was a little moved there at the end lmao.

I still don’t think this is a great story, even without the production issues it wouldn’t have been that much higher on my list.. Just didn’t really resonate with Hima and Yori love story. Felt too convenient and wish fulfilment-y. Like to me this is a nice entry point for newcomers into yuri stuff before delving into the better written works. In the same vein that Yagakimi and Citrus are.. but it’s solid and has some cute moments. Probably a better idea to read it though.

Shiho FC we ate good though! 🌈

[aussiellama]

Ant and Spider- Lemon Boy by Cavetown. Also posted on my A03 oneshots

There once was a bittersweet man and they called him Lemon Boy

He was growing in my garden and I pulled him out by his hair like a weed

And like weeds do he only came and grew back again

So, I figured this time I might as well let him be-

Ant and Spider became friends when they were going into year 2, even back then Spider had been a bit of bully. It never anything major just the usual asshole kid stuff but his parents still warned him to stay away from him. Ant desperate for his parents approval did exactly that. It was hard to get rid of the blonde, they were in the exact same class, the times they interacted were fun and even then Ant knew he wanted to be Spider's friend.

-Lemon Boy and me started to get along together

I helped him plant his seeds and we'd mow the lawn in bad weather

It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him

So I got myself a citrus friend-

They were now 13 and the best of friends, Ant knew Spider wasn't exactly the nicest but after having the unpleasant experience of meeting Cait White more and more starting of Spider's anger started making sense. Which was why he would just lay and the let Spider rant angrily and get everything off his chest and mind. And why he would forgive Spider so quickly and was always loyal to him.

-But soon his bittersweet started to rub off on me

You'd think smelling like lemon zest would be pretty neat

I found out that my friends are more of the savoury type

And they weren't too keen on compromising with a nice lemon pie-

They were now 17, they had been best friends for a decade now, they were bound to have rubbed off on one another along the way somehow, they were still them but the more and more angry women rants Spider gave and the more times he held him while he questioned if what his mum was saying was true made a very small piece of him dislike women, not all of them of course but there was still a list.

-So Lemon Boy and me, we just gotta get along together

I'll help him plant his seeds and we'll mow the lawn in bad weather

It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him

So I got myself a citrus friend-

They were 20 now, somehow they had managed to stay best friends for 13 years, it hadn't always been smooth sailing of course. They had had a few squabbles in the past but they both knew they couldn't cope without each other.

-Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever

Like Snufkin and Little My, we'll get around wherever

Lemon Boy and I, we're gonna live forever

Like Snufkin and Little My, we'll get around wherever

It's actually pretty easy being nice to a bitter boy like him-

They were 50 now. Spider worked in business while Ant had charged jobs a few times, he now worked as animal service trainer. Throughout the years he reflected back on how Spider had changed for the better and he knew he hadn’t made a single mistake befriending and forgiving him

I've seen people say that Lemon Boy is meant to represent mental health but it still makes me think of Ant and Spider.

[1nsan1tysan1ty]

This post might seem pretty long but that’s just because of the massive dividers I put💔

I did NAWT know they’d be so big…

This post has links to other posts (this includes my Batman posts and fic rec posts) at the very end if you’re interest in those!!

Posted: 1/11/25

Updated: 4/13/25

Intro:

Names: Insanity/Sanity, Cinder, Virgil, Citrus

Gender: Agender, Apagender, Xenogenders

Sexuality: AroAce

Pronouns: They/He/It(by default, more info on that in carrd)

Pronouns(Part 2): Xe/Xem, Vae/Vaers, Wry/Wrys

Other:

• I speak Polish and English

• I am a funlink!! Aka someone who chooses a non human identity for fun :3

• NONE of my posts will ever be batcest(or incest in general). DNI if you support batcest

• Dividers made by me including title card!!

• More info about me in my carrd which is linked below!!

Links:

• https://insnityycrrd.carrd.co/

• Multi-Fandom fic list

• Sanders Sides fic list

Fic lists/recs:

• Insanity’s favorite MHA fics

• Insanity’s Gotham Citizens focused fics

• Insanity’s favorite Batman assorted fics

• Insanity’s Batman animal transformation fics

• Insanity’s Tim, Bernard, and Kon ship fics!!

Non-Fandom Posts:

• “I need a fic” comments yap - Not a /neg rant, it’s more like a “this is rlly interesting, here’s my thoughts” type of way

Batman Posts:

Tim Drake:

• Stalker Tim Drake AU

• Dead as hell Tim au where he’s also a ghost/cryptid in one LMAOO

Jason Todd:

• Central Heterochromia - Or Jason and his many eye colors

• Jason Todd and Robin!Todd AU - Ghost AU

• Jason’s death-to-revival felt like a nap

• Jason’s torture recordings - Arkham Knight au

Damian Wayne:

• Damian and fuckass emotions - Careful Neutrality that’s turned into bile [CW for vomit mention]

Batfam:

• Apocalypse AU - Short synopsis of what the Batfam are doing

• Domino Mask HC - W/ incorrect quote + a sprinkle of cruptids

• Beginners luck - W/ incorrect quote + a short yap about beginners vs. intermediate sports players

Justice League:

• A world without men - a Justice League(animated series) yap about episode 15, season 1

• “Holy highjacking catman!” - A Justice League quote

Ship Related:

• JonDami - “I love him!” (Whimsical) versus “I love him…” (distraught)

• Timberkon (1) - Incorrect Quote

• Timberkon (2) - Kon is a jealous mock-flirter but by god, Bernard is one-upping him and it’s WORKING

• Timberkon (part 2 of Timberkon 2) - Incorrect Quote

[jolyneswife-anime-reviews]

Citrus anime review

Spoilers for citrus and tw for stepcest, non consensual touching, a teacher being engaged to a minor, cheating  and sexualisation of queer women (this anime is definitely not worth watching)

“I felt bitter to the people around me and I closed off my heart. And a heart that lets nothing in will become empty before you realize it,”- Mei Aihara

Disclaimer: I have watched all the episodes out so far, and I despise this anime with a passion. I tried very hard to like it, but I just couldn't because of several very irritating aspects of it. This WILL be somewhat of a rant because of this.

Genre: Yuri, romance, high school, fanservice

Where I watched it: Funimation

Characterisation: 7/10 (Let's start with the things that the series did well on. I quite liked the cast, and the characters themselves were reasonably well designed- the ideas behind personalities, mannerisms and backstories were good, but I felt like in most cases, characters were lacking when it came to complexity and development. They didn’t change much or show many different sides as the series went on, they stayed very much the same for the most part, except from Matsuri, who grew to accept Mei after realizing that love wasn’t a competition or simple, and recognising the good things about her. Harumin was my favourite character, personally- she was funny and light hearted, as well as being the kind of best friend every girl needs. I also adored her more “public school” mannerisms compared to those of the prim and proper private school girls. Yuzu was also quite a good protagonist- she was an outsider in that upstanding school, where the things she considered normal and fun were seen as improper. As well as that, she was kind, as well as being determined- when she put her mind to something, she achieved it, which is shown by the improvement in her grades and and effort she put into making a cake from scratch for Christmas. However, when it comes to more emotional and complex matters, Yuzu is so clueless that it’s almost irritating. If I’m being honest, Mei just felt a bit like the overused serious character with a tragic backstory, which, I have to admit, was reasonably well developed. She herself wasn’t very developed as a character, her personality lacking depth and complexity.)

Setting: 7.5/10 (The setting is another thing that the show executes quite well, despite it being pretty basic. I love the idea of Yuzu, this extroverted and somewhat rebellious state school student, arriving in a luxurious private school and being completely out of place. Yuzu and Mei’s bedroom also has a nice design, with half of it clearly belonging to Mei and the other to Yuzu; the furniture reflects the girls’ interests and lifestyles. The idea of taking a school trip towards the end was a good one too, and it provided an opportunity to introduce new characters as well as a much needed change of scenery, with exciting new things to explore and incorporate into the plot.) 

Art style: 8/10 (Probably the only noteworthy high of this series. The way the characters are drawn, as well as the colour pallets chosen and the attention to details, is astonishing. Outfits are also modelled to suit characters and their personalities, which added to that appeal. Settings are drawn with a similar care and in a picturesque way.)

_ Ranting starts here_

Plot: 2/10 (I found this anime while searching for anime with wlw relationships, and I was really excited to watch it- it was the first time I had encountered an anime where the protagonists were both queer girls. What really stings is that on the surface and after watching the opening theme, it seemed like a good anime which portrays a relationship the way straight ones are often portrayed- with care and adding complexity. However, this isn’t really the case at all. As well as lacking development and not being dynamic, the plot also fails to develop Yuzu and Mei’s relationship on a deeper level, with things like quality time spent together or deep, honest conversations. On top of that, after first meeting Mei at her new school, Yuzu discovers that she’s the daughter of her mother’s new partner, which makes them step-sisters. This made me incredibly uncomfortable, because they referred to each other as sisters but often made romantic advances, sometimes hesitating but ultimately deciding to date regardless of the fact that they’re step-sisters. This was a difficult, sensitive topic and needed to be handled properly, which the series totally failed at doing. Also, when Matsuri entered the picture and admitted to her own romantic feelings for Yuzu, she too referred to her as a “big sister”- personally, I’m really uncomfortable with the way the series romanticised this particular type of relationship. Another problem I have with the plot is that when Mei and Yuzu made advances, it was sometimes non consensual, but still presented in a romantic and rose tinted way, which was disturbing to see. Lastly, I hated that their relationship was presented in such an overly sexualised manner- sometimes, they either didn’t interact much or made out intensely. It feels like their relationship was created more for the sake of fan service than to make something romantic. Sexualising women is already very common in many anime, but queer women experience a lot of sexualisation based on the fact that some men fetishize wlw relationships, so the fact that these two queer minors were portrayed in such a sexual light sometimes was annoying. I don’t mind “spicier” scenes, but, in my opinion, to make a romance anime good, these need to be coupled with a complex and deep relationship, and scenes of the characters bonding and growing close in other ways. Citrus simply didn’t have enough of that, so it just felt like a way to sexualise wlw relationships for the sake of fanservice rather than good representation. Another terrible aspect of the anime was the relationship between Mei and that teacher at the start of the series. The two were engaged, despite Mei being a minor, which is horrifying to think about. Not only is it illegal, it’s disgusting. Later on, Mei claims that didn’t enjoy being kissed by him, and doesn’t seem too affected by the end of their relationship after she finds out he cheated she doesn’t seem too bothered, which implies Mei was unhappy in that relationship. Apart from that, the show did a poor job at actually addressing this theme or expanding on why it was happening and the potential impact on Mei’s life, as well as neglecting to paint it as something harmful that should be condemned. The whole thing just kind of dies out as the focus shifts to Yuzu and Mei, which is an unrealistic and harmful way to portray such damaging relationships.)

Addictiveness: 3/10 (There was nothing about the series which kept me hooked, mostly because it felt like there was no actual plot, and the episodes felt monotonous. You also do not become invested enough in the characters due to the poor development to care about what happens next. There were a few twists, but overall it was not engaging.)

Comfort: 4/10 (This anime deals with several topics I’m not comfortable with, with an unhealthy relationship being just the tip of the iceberg. This, along with the lack of light and joyous, yet gripping moments, is why I gave it a low rating. The only things which comes close to saving it are Sarah’s wholesome outlook on life and her selflessness in prioritizing Yuzu’s happiness over her own when she realizes they both like the same girl, and Yuzu’s ride-or-die friendship with Harumin, which is a friendship all viewers would probably want.)

Originality: 5/10 (Nothing in this series really struck me as original or innovative, apart from maybe the idea of Yuzu coming from a completely different background to the new prestigious private school one, and what that means for her when she starts attending that school and becomes legally related to the director.)

Consistency: 5/10 (The quality of the anime seemed OK for the first part of the first episode, but it soon took a nosedive. It stayed consistently low throughout the rest of the series, being bumped up a little by the introduction of Harumin and later of Sarah and Mina, two very different twins with a realistic relationship as sisters. Sarah’s perspective on her sexuality is refreshing and simple after Yuzu’s own confusing love life and her complex relationship with Mei. She simply loves who she loves, and that’s all there is to it.)

Philosophy: 4/10 (The anime, and its characters, lack depth of thought, so it’s not surprising that it gives viewers nothing really substantial to think about.)

The plot

Yuzu Aihara just transferred to a new school after moving house due to her mom getting a new partner, who’s away due to work a lot. Yuzu is optimistic, relaxed and extroverted. She loves fashion and fun, and she really wants a boyfriend. As soon as she enters the new, prestigious all girls school, she realises she is somewhat out of place. Everything about her outfit violates the uniform rules, and she is told that having her phone on her is forbidden. After Yuzu refuses to hand it over, the student council president, Mei Aihara, unexpectedly feels her up until she finds the phone, before confiscating it and leaving Yuzu flustered. Throughout the day, Yuzu tries to make friends with other students, but they’re all very reserved. She then meets Harumin, another girl who transferred in high school; Harumin explains that thing are different at this school, as all the girls have been taught to “mind their ps and qs”. She and Yuzu quickly become close friends. When Yuzu returned home that day, she found Mei there, and made an astonishing discovery- the girl was now her step sister: she was the daughter of the man her mother had married. The two girls start their life of co habitation, learning more about each other and developing increasingly strong feelings for each other, despite their circumstances. Both are confused, and their relationship is rocky and unhealthy throughout the show. After a while the two get to know each other a bit better and they realise that they are faced with an extremely complex situation, one where the wrong choice seems to be the “most tempting”. 

[krempuff]

Looks like the toxic fetishisation of lesbian relationships and the step sibling trope is back again with the new, rapey vibe anime Citrus! Can I get a sarcastic round of applause for once again making girls who like girls look like predators that are there to be fapped over? Thanks again, Japan. I thought we'd come so far with Sakura Trick, but then with Netsuzou Trap we took a thousand steps backwards and now there's this garbage. I'm losing hope that there will ever be another wlw focused anime I can relate to and not feel 100% creeped out by.

[justsomeperson]

I was supposed to go home today but apparently I’m a smarta— that can find their own way home? Okay I guess.

[basilneedsmeds]

So, usually I use the "read the manga" meme in reference to JJBA but I realized that when Kakegurui and Citrus came out the joke became reality, and these people who hadn't read the manga are shit talking the show or don't know what was really supposed to happen, they don't get it and think these things are good/bad. Tbh it pisses me off sometimes but I just tell people to go read the manga or tell them how it happened in the Manga. With Kakegurui I'm begging people to read the manga cause I'm scared of what's gonna happen with the show after they announced season 2 recently. Or the people talkin mad shit on Mei from citrus and calling her a bitch which I will admit she was a bit cold at the start but she hasn't even had the chance yet to be fleshed out completely. I even saw people talkin shit about her in the manga because of recent events and bitch you know its a drama, shit has to happen, have you watched a soap opera???? Lmao. Anywayyyys, I'm done being a bitch and ranting.

[sennsational]

🔖 writings and such - haikyuu headcanon

what perfume the haikyuu characters would wear [pt.1] [pt.2]

okay so this is my personal take on what perfume the haikyuu characters would most likely (definitely) wear. no i don’t take criticism and i stand proudly behind this 😌✋ knowing myself, i will get way into this lmaoo

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characters : suna rintarō, bokuto kōtarō, kuroo tetsurō, oikawa tōru and iwaizumi hajime

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suna rintarō - jimmy choo, man blue

listen. LISTEN. mans would definitely wear this scent, NO FUCKING DOUBT ABOUT IT. like the first time i smelled this, i immediately thought of him (and yes i bought it right after smelling it, same goes for some of the other perfumes i will mention hdbsj). the description of this perfume literally states that this scent is for the relaxed, independent and rebelic man. no i don’t think suna is per definition ‘rebelic’, but i do believe he’s not the easiest to handle yk

it’s a very aromatic and woody scent with some spice mixed into it

some of the notes are :

lavender

bergamot

black pepper

sandelwood

leather

bokuto kōtarō - dior, sauvage

this one is actually a personal take for me. my best friend wears this perfume all the time and every time he hugs me, i instantly feel comfortable. bokuto is my comfort character, so it just fits for me yk. also fun fact, but he has almost the complete same personality as bo. this perfume is inspired by the beautiful landscapes of open fields, mountains and the blue sky. the scent also reminds me of someone who is confident in his abilities and someone who is bold and sincere in his actions. these characteristics definitely describes bo for me, cause bo strives to be the best ace. like yes, he has his emo modes, but ultimately he grew out of it after the timeskip and that proves to me how strong he is. also there is a reason he was made captain, like some people in this fandom make him out to be some stupid ass dude who is dependable on akaashi for literally everything, but let me remind u that this man is older than akaashi and he’s respected by all of his teammates for his drivenness and sincere/outspoken attitude. yes, akaashi helps him out with stuff, just like any other best friend would do, but ultimately he isn’t in control of bokuto and he did realize this during vol.38 of the manga, when he was being benched. but yea, that was kinda my rant lmao

it’s a powerful woody scent with evident citrusy elements

some of the notes are :

calabrian bergamot

ambroxan

citrus

pepper

kuroo tetsurō - yves saint laurent, y

i definitely headcanon that kuroo still uses this perfume after the timeskip and that he first got it for his bday from kenma. when i smelled this perfume, it certainly reminds me of kuroo’s drivenness to become a successful man, someone who is able to overcome their hardships and who is to stubborn to give up on the path they engraved for themselves. i also like how sleek the bottle is and in some way it reminds me of him. i think it also reminds me of him because of the mix of intensity and freshness that in my opinion perfectly displays his provocative behavior at times, but also his ability to be kind and help those who needs it.

this scent is a combination of aromatic and woody elements

some of the notes are :

apple

sage essence

geranium

tonka beans

ginger

oikawa tōru - versace, versace eau fraîche

the description of this perfume literally says that this scent is for the elegant man, and isn’t that just the right word to describe oikawa in court. i know it’s listed as a very heavy scent, but in actuality it really isn’t compared to many other scents for man (i have this one too lmao). i actually got a lot of compliments when wearing this perfume and the melange of these particular notes makes me feel more calm and it also feels comforting in a way. and even though oiks isn’t my comfort character, i do feel like he does to the others both in the anime and irl. like he’s the captain and can bring out the best out of his teammates. u have to make people feel comfortable to be able to do that and that’s why i feel he would wear this scent, to also calm himself down with all the responsibilities he carries. also, ngl the bottle reminds me of seijoh

this perfume has a very citrusy scent with some woody and aromatic tones

some of the notes are :

cedarleaves

white lemon

amber

musk

rosewood

iwaizumi hajime - versace, eros

okay but if u’ve ever smelled this perfume, u would 100% agree with me that this is iwaizumi hajime in a perfume bottle. like holy shit this smells so good, LIKE SO GOOD GOSH (and yes i have this one too and i even gave it as a present for my best friend, cause it smell THAT FUCKING GOOD). this perfume brings out the intense charisma, sensuality, spice and unique aura of the man and a man who is strong with his opinions, beliefs, heart etc. basically iwaizumi in a nutshell to me

it’s a oriental and woody scent with touches of fruit extracts and mint for some extra freshness

some of the notes are :

mint

green apple

cedarwood

tonka beans

geranium

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[a/n] : did i go to the local cosmetic store to smell these perfumes and to make sure i can proudly stand behind this ? maybe. but it sure was a delight to look for the correct perfumes (in my opinion) and match them with these characters. i’ll probs do this again, when i have time to go to the store again :>

[2nd a/n] : oh and i know the majority of these perfumes are stated as for ‘man’, but i find it ridiculous how perfume and scents are labeled by gender. it doesn’t make sense to me, so if u by chance like these perfumes/scents, but ur to scared or insecure to buy ; let me be the first to tell u that u should go for it. fuck them gender norms right? and wear the fuck u want loves <3

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[kiramaximoff]

My Little Needy-- Variant.

Summary: While Agent Mobius is interrogating you, you begin to show some sass to hide your neediness. But as the interrogation moves forward, things become a little hot.

Warning: Thigh Riding Kink, Choking Kink, Praising kink, smut.

Mobius x Fem!Reader

This was requested by my friend, Ines. Ines here's your fic, loser.

You and Mobius sat across from each other. You were glaring at the man as he sipped his drink. "Let's play 10 questions. It's like 20 questions but 10 questions are asked instead," He finally said.

You tilted your head to the side, crossing your arms to look intimating but it didn't seem to affect him, "What are you? 12?"

Mobius shook his head, clicking his tongue. "That's 2 questions, you can only as one question at a time, bunny," Your mouth dropped at the new nickname.

"Don't call me bunny, old man," you hissed at him, slamming your hands on the table. He rolled his eyes, not even bothered by your scene.

"What's your favorite animal?" He asked, ignoring what had just happened. You paused, wondering what he was doing. You opened your mouth to snap at him but instead, an answer came out, "Foxes."

"She does more than sass! Great!" Mobius smirked. "Your turn, bunny."

You smirked, leaning closer to him, "What exactly is the TVA?"

"The TVA was created by the Time Keepers to protect the sacred timeline," Mobius replied, leaning back into his chair. You gritted your teeth.

"My turn," Mobius grinned making you cross your legs in your chair and squeeze. Were you really having this feeling about the agent in front of you. You mentally scowled at the thought of being turned on by being questioned. "Your turn," you repeated.

"What's your favorite color?" You raised an eyebrow, thinking of the appropriate color. "Red," You weren't even sure if your answer was correct but it felt right to say at that moment.

"Ohh, bloody and gore. Am I right? I like it," You raised an eyebrow. "You're like a child."

"What's your favorite song," You asked almost immediately. Mobius's eyes widen slightly, taken by surprise. "I don't have one. There are millions from all over the timeline, but I would like to say music from the 1500s is pretty unique," Mobius ranted.

You rolled your eyes, trying to stall as you thought of a plan to escape from the TVA's grasp. Suddenly he’s standing up from his tiny little chair and you’re aware of form over you. He’s not particularly tall, but he’s standing over your sitting form.

He’s dressed well too, but you had to guess it was a sort of uniform for his job. It fits him nicely, not like you ever say that to him though. Instead, your eyes trail his moving form as he gets closer to you. He reaches your personal bubble.

He smells nice. Like fresh linen, citrus, and something so much more masculine. You can see the way his eyes flicker back and forth and the threading of his clothing. Your breath staggers and Odin's beard, was it always this hot in here?

To be Continued...

[itsmoonphobic]

Dream SMP characters and my interpretation of them:

-Techno: The smell of Dirt and soil,blood,wine and old books. Silk pillowcases,golden jewelry,mosaics,stained fingertips, grand staircases,scented candles,storyteller,lazy smiles, secretive,slow dancing,sad resting face,elegant language,cold weather,confident,doubts himself,philosophy, messy braids,glowdust flakes, poetry,graceful movements,neat and cursive handwriting, greek mythology, oriental music,pale skin,libraries,sarcasm, long-lasting friendships,quotes,frosted windows,layering clothes, know-it-all,rude but endearing,pile of papers,cherry blossoms,muted colors,overthinks everything,devotion,logical thinking,insomniac,scattered mind,castle walls,laid back,tired eyes,long debates,show over tell,lingering touches,rulebreaker, dirty palms,old movies freezing feet,old habits,late nights studying,early riser,skips meals,eye bags,tea with milk,velvet jackets,dimly lit by streetlights,ancient wood floors,flowy curtains,art museums, gravely morning voice,echos in the middle of nowhere,sleepy whispers,nostalgia everywhere,red lipstick stains,loves animal more than people,calm and quiet, healing stones,parked car conversations,sharp jaw,obsessed with memes,violins,doves, doves,floats instead of walks,unbroken promises,twisting and winding hair around fingers,nail biting, repeating phrases,mist secret scars,rumors,always wearing earphones,metaphorical, emotions fragile as a flower, speaks with his eyes,fluttery eyelashes,dog lover,forehead kisses,calligraphy,pretty knives,cares too much,lopsided grins,messy desks,talks for hours no,rolling his eyes all the time,powerful strides,wants to conquer the world,slender hands,good grades, dusty book covers,wax stamped envelopes,vintage mirrors

-Phil: The smell of cold air,pine trees and sandalwood.Dead birds and mothballs,stops on the sidewalk to make sure nobody is left behind,morning person,herbal teas,crows,eats breakfast outside,constellations,family portraits on walls, chirping and whistling,crime documentaries,cool father figure, graveyards,weeping angels,meteor shower,many friends but only a single close one,contagious laugh,fragile teacups,fog, early mornings,fuzzy blankets,springs of thyme,bare feet, empty streets,rosemary stems,flickering lanterns,burnt wood bowls,feather collector,antique silverware,a sky full of stars, skylights,torn pages,overstuffed bookshelves,makes you feel comfortable whenever you talk to him,organized,full of ideas, believes in magic,gives the best advice,lost in his own way, warm hugs,scrapbooks and bullet journals,old cars,soft features,daydreaming,bright eyes,getting lost in the woods,moonlight,self knitted sweaters, stargazing on tailgates,the universe,hand in hand with wandering hearts, garage sales,questioning life but feeling at peace,attic bedrooms and haylofts,pursuing science and desiring art, photo albums,hopeless romantic,dark chocolate,open windows and quirky morning rituals,actually knows what brunch is, succulents,a kind-hearted loner,free-spirit,plaid button-ups, always ready to let you rant,abandons projects quickly, complicated past,bold moves,goes with the flow,aims for things that seem unachievable,lives in extremes,knowing smiles,constantly busy with something new,soft touches,love at first sight,naps alot,subsequent tea stains,sparkly eyes, abandoned barns,handwritten notes,feather quills,fascination with the sky,whispering secrets to the wind,great with kids, takes a backpack everywhere,hugs trees,big winter coats,road trips,knows tons of medical info,bites his nails,comforting presence,lost souls,city lights from a high rise

-Wilbur: The smell of fire,smoke,caramel and coffee. Stands up for people who can't for themselves,emotional wreck,loves his family too much but still yells at them,soft turtlenecks,sits in different spots every time he eats dinner,chipped nailpolish, songwriter,probably depressed,wakes up in the middle of the night to write down random thoughts,heartbroken teenager songs,dark psychology and deep meanings,globes and maps, wants to travel and make lots of memories,curls of steam, earbuds in,spattered ink,good singer,keeps to himself,old music and dusty vinyl,the type of person that you could stare at for hours,loud laugh,ride or die,dreams about his future, believes in fresh starts and new beginnings, messy and tangled hair,summer nights,soft features,deep thinker and dimples, having crushes,musicals and theater, half finished diaries and laptop stickers,mixtapes,quirky love notes, secretly kinda insane,always ready for coffee,thrift shops, beachy waves, bonfires,probably drives too fast,cutoff jeans, cream and sugar,nude colors,always creating new problems for himself, fights for equality,long debates and tired eyes, tapping a rhythm and humming quietly,spends all his time on social media,beanie galore,trench coats,foggy glasses,cozy sweaters, dancing around his room to the Beatles,looking out the window when the sun is setting,birkenstocks,guitar strumming on a warm summer evening,bells and chimes,subtle sadness, the feeling of diving into a deep pool,perfect proportions,too many playlists,holding hands,pretty boy,sew on patches and bomber jackets,candid photos,warm sun on bare skin,dancing silhouettes on the sunsets,beach walks at midnight,messy but cozy room,different mood every minute,singing his favorite song at the top of his lungs,sharp grins,haunted houses, paranormal stuff,late night snack runs with friends,explores creeks and lakes,double checks everything he does,walking through hot sand,backyard campfires,acoustic songs,photo booths,train platforms at night,s'mores,sun bleached arbors

-Tommy: The smell of plastic,fresh cut grass and musk. Does the bare minimum at School,unless genuinely interested in a topic,doodles on the side of his paper,movie marathons,empty coca cola bottles everywhere,rope swings,glossy nailpolish,lots of energy,life of the party, kidcore ,can always make you laugh,loves photography,eyestrain and bright colors,bruised knees and untied shoelaces,paperballs in class,brand new red converse,denim jackets,pins and clips,chalk drawings in the middle of the road,every text contains emojis, garden sprinklers,graffiti,wreck this journal,vibrant dyed hair, scribbles and highlighter pens,carnivals,involed in many things, watermelon flavored anything,loves to climb trees,screaming on playgrounds,oversized t-shirts,stained glass windows, anklets,skateboards and hula hoops,milkshakes on the front porch,social butterfly,always in a hurry,pinkie promises,tangled headphones,melted crayons and gummy bears,bean bags and hummingbirds,spinning around till he gets dizzy,chaotic and crazy yet so fun to be around,rushing into things too quickly, roller coasters and derbies,doesn't get knocked back by criticism,cans of fizzy drinks and neon lights,skips school,tye dye shirts and nitendo games,impulse and class clown,sticks stickers on stranger's things,pickpockets his close friends,has to carry a walkie-talkie around with him at all times,sleepovers and sneaking out through windows,pockets full of change and random buttons,stands out in crowds and makes friends easily, pretends to be fearless but is scared of the littlest things,trips and rips his jeans daily,uno cards,social butterfly,music discs, fights with his family but would actually kill for them,broken handwriting,flannels and jerseys around his waist

-Tubbo: The smell of honey,fresh bread and citrus. Lowkey soft, hugging a teddy bear,pressed flowers,eats alot of bread,big hoodies,fairy lights and blanket forts,prank calls while holding in your laughter,beeswax candles,sidewalk dandelions,gentle cuddles on the couch,pastel yellow and cute doodles,flower crowns and diasy chains,plays the ukulele,fascinated by bees and supports local coffee shops,outdoorsy sunshine addict, sparklers and iced lemonade,festivals with fireworks and fireflies in mason jars,homework done as soon as its assigned, watercolor paintings,giggling uncontrollably,long hugs and lazy cartoon afternoons,park dates and forehead kisses,cutting pants into shorts,messy wild hair and pear lollipops,has tiny random braids decorated with golden yarn,hearing the crinkle of leaves underfoot,suprise piggy back rides,adult swim shows and lip gloss stains,being goofy without meaning to,bounces in his step and stops to pet stray animals,baked bread and washi tape bracelets,bike rides and summer picnics,rolling down a hill in the spring and bringing home grass stains on his jeans, waving at someone across a crowded room,spontaneous hang outs and self made clay rings,sitting in the warm sunlit grass on early spring mornings,rock painting and hiding them for other people to find,picking apples from trees but needing to be held up in order to reach one

-Ranboo: The smell of peppermint tea,denim and rain. Is there for everyone but never themselves,regrets things they said but can never find the nerves to apologize,clumps of mascara and winged eyeliner,writes down every tiny thing in notebooks, loves children and their friends,forgetting that they already grabbed a waterbottle,drawing on condensation windows,rainy days and puddles,always on the edge of a breakdown,elevator music and long limbs,old tape recordings and cassettes,moss covered ruins and greenhouses,wanting to be in multiple places at the same time,different colored socks,long hugs and head pats,reading under the covers,collages and spray paint,record players and walks alone through the woods,loves playing by creeks and collecting stones,always wondering and worrying about things they shouldn't,vivid dreams and leather jackets, silver necklaces and piercings,snoozing their alarm clock, seeing the moon in the early morning,blurry photographs and windswept hair,downpours and comfortable silence,wrapping gifts and handing them over with shaking hands,sitting on a rooftop and spontaneous plans,lofi sounds and long train roads,deja vu moments,randomly dissapears and sipping tea, cold concrete and city parks,tickets and brochures from places they visited,dusty parchment and desperately trying to be a good person,wikipedia articles and lace-up boots,often loses track of time while talking to people they love,sings to the radio and avoids conflict if possible,can't sit still for five minutes, perpetually in an emo phase and knows more than they let on, hawaiian shirts,henna tattoos and sparkling water,sleeping in complete darkness and the relief of falling into bed,midnight thunderstorms and anticipation for the coming day,lucky charms and the sound of rain hitting the windows

-Dream: The smell of apples,eucalyptus,vanilla and green tea. Freckles and smiley faces,glow sticks and wrinkled linen, probably a really good singer,wild laughter and jellyfish, popular,tanned skin and cruising with the top down,doesn't take shit from anyone,analytical and self assured,beachy waves and dreamy sunsets,running barefoot,likes being active and on the go at all times,sassy and dramatic as fuck,dream catchers and hammocks,glow in the dark stickers on his phonecase, feisty and a sense of danger,brought home stray cats when he was a child,falling in love with strangers,waking up early and continue laying on the bed,golden hours and 4pm naps,soft aching hands burried in messy hair,center of attention,static and heavy breathing,old percy jackson books under the bed, throwing pebbles at the closed windows of his friends' room, retro diners at 2am,adrenaline junkie and nighttime thriver,will go insane if cooped up indoors for too long,deadlines till last minute,oversleeping and coming home past midnight,naturally a really good surfer,hugs from behind and neck kisses,checking the fridge at 1am,ice cream in bed and cat cuddles,always picks up over facetime

Might make more parts for some of the other guys :)

[blog4snape]

New Jars

Genre: Romance (Fluff)

Summary:  It's Severus's first day of teaching potions at Hogwarts. You decide to check on him after classes.

Citrus: Citrus (Pre-established relationship)

Word Count: 971

Date written: 9/1/2020

Warnings: mention of animal parts, also frogs

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September 2nd, 1981

Thank Merlin that divination was just an elective. If it was a required course, you wouldn’t have enjoyed your job at all. The last class of the day was as short as the others for the first day of school. After the mass exodus of your class, you stayed behind a few minutes answering several questions from stray students that were wondering if taking your class was the right fit for them. No one was truly interested in divination, but a lot of them knew you had never failed a student and wanted easy marks. But every now and then there would be a fresh face, curious about things that cannot be rationalized by any kind of subtle science. 

Your day went off without a hitch. For the new professor; however, the same could not be said. You left the classroom after the last stragglers disappeared and then walked down to the dungeons with a tin box tucked away under your arm, hiding beneath your heavy shawl. Arriving just as a crowd of first-years were leaving the potions classroom, you quickly moved to the wall in an attempt not to get swept away in the waves of people. After the door stopped regurgitating students, you tentatively walked into the open doorway. Rapping the wooden support arch with your knuckles, you peered into the classroom. You hoped his day wasn’t as excruciating as his classroom currently looked right now. 

Shards of glass and broken jars littered the floor. Animal eyes and tongues were stuck in the grout, surrounded in the emerald liquid they were once preserved in. They were being eaten by the long pink tongue of a chunky stray toad, while several other toads hopped and flopped about.  It seems none of the students wanted to stay to ask him any questions, as the class was nearly completely deserted. Severus was sat face down at his desk. You trod carefully over the ingredients and glass parts. A toad jumped onto your skirts and you flicked it off, not wanting to bring home a friend today. 

You reached his desk and stood to his side, holding your hands as well as the box behind your back. “So, uh…” You bounced on your heels, looking around the room. “What a first day, huh?”

He turned his head slowly and glared at your poor attempt of conversation. 

You sighed, dropping your shoulders. “It doesn’t look like you want to talk about it…” You perked up, remembering something that might make his day less miserable. You summoned the box and held it appeasingly in front of him. You grinned at him, “I got you something for surviving your first day!”

He humphed, the breath from his nose flicking a stray hair out of his face. His features softened when he looked at your smile. He sat up slowly and held out his open hand, silently asking for the box. Complying, you gave it to him and stepped closer. Your grin grew as he pried open the tin with his long, dexterous fingers. It popped open. A satisfying clang resonated as it rattled onto the wood. Severus leaned forward to see what was in the box. He reached in and held up the new glassware to his face, peering inside the clear surface.

“Call it my sight or my intuition, but I had a feeling that you would need those today.” You chuckled.

“New jars.” He hummed thoughtfully. The corners of his lips quirked at seeing all of the new jars displayed in the box. Some of them were your standard mason jar, but there were a few with interesting and ornamental shapes.

“Not only that.” You pointed out.

He raised a brow at you.

“Look underneath.” You held an index finger to the cloth safeguarding the jars and hiding another goodie. 

He removed the rest of the jars from the tin and unveiled the navy blue cloth. 

“Biscuits?” He quirked an eyebrow.

Underneath the dark cloth were snickerdoodles with almonds baked in the soft centers.

“For you!” You grinned, trying to hide your anxiety. You hoped he’d like them.

He stared down at your craftsmanship and then glanced back up at you. His eyes were soft and he gave you a toothy grin, before standing up and pulling you into a hug. “Thank you,” He murmured into your hair before pressing a kiss into it. You nearly purred and held him closer, rubbing circles into his back before he broke away. He pulled away from you, holding your arms and giving you a soft smile. He leaned in and kissed your forehead, squeezing your arms gently for a moment and then retreating. You giggled, adoring how sweet he could be. His smile grew wider when he heard your laugh.

For a few moments, you stood staring and just taking each other in until a frog hopped onto the table. Severus quickly covered the biscuits before the amphibian could land on them. His face hardened, having been broken out of his stupor and faced with the current state of his classroom. He groaned, leaning against the desk, facing you. He pulled you into his arms once again. “You would not believe the day I have had.” He growled.

“I think I can take a guess.” You teased. He rolled his eyes in faux annoyance but a quirk of his lips gave him away. “Tell me all about it, lovely.” You told him, patting his chest softly and leaning up to kiss his jaw. He grinned a moment, a flicker of light flashing in his eyes as he looked at you. He pulled you closer and rested his chin on top of your head. 

He ranted, “It all started with a dunderhead in the first year who somehow messed up the cure for boils-”

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A/N: Thank you for reading! And thank you for requesting this one, it’s actually the first “romantic” snape x reader I’ve ever written :)

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media rec lists: to read / queer book recs / to watch / essays

                                          

MEDIA

shows: spop / black sails / the magnus archives / killing eve / derry girls / shadow and bone / the owl house

movies: star wars / jennifer’s body / the favourite / portrait of a lady on fire / parasite / the handmaiden / pacific rim

adult: lord of the rings / the bone season / annihilation / frankenstein / pride and prejudice / the poppy war / the song of achilles / dune / shakespeare

adult f/f: the priory of the orange tree / the seven husbands of evelyn hugo / the locked tomb / the traitor baru cormorant / this is how you lose the time war / the luminous dead / the long way to a small angry planet / a memory called empire / the empress of salt and fortune / her body and other parties

ya: pjo / the old kingdom / six of crows / grishaverse / the hunger games

ya f/f: queen of coin and whispers / the language of thorns

                                          

AUTHOR CRITICISMS

authors behaving badly / sarah j maas / maggie stiefvater / ve schwab / rick riordan / cassandra clare / jay kristoff / shelby mahurin / claire legrand / kiera cass / rainbow rowell / mackenzi lee