#chunk

[katmaibearfan]

i think this is the funniest picture anyone has ever taken of 32 chunk. look at him. he looks like a slug. and yet. instead of a slug. he is a bear of incredible size.

[crypitd]

Handling a Fledgling Turkey Vulture for Fat Bird Friday

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[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the SEA BUNNY:

10/10 Chunk

9.2/10 Funk

10/10 Gunk

For Easter, I thought it would be fitting to rate the sea bunny! These little guys are REALLY little, they’re less than an inch long- Since they’re nudibranchs, which by definition have no bones or shells, these squishy little fellas get maximum chunk. Sea bunnies are super recognizable and adorable with their little “ears” and “fur” (both are actually sensory organs), high funk. Nudibranchs are slimy little guys, and sea bunnies in specific are actually super slimy and poisonous, so of course they have maximum gunk.

Overall Rating: 10/10

They’re so cute, like- they’re SO cute- LOOK AT THEMMM!!!

Sorry for disappearing for a while again! Happy Easter (for those who celebrate) and happy pastel bunny day for all those who don’t!

I personally just enjoy Easter for all of the cute pastels and bunnies everywhere haha

[catfindr]

[retropopcult]

The Goonies (1985)

[louieshoey]

People still like FNAF right

[mousathe14]

So, I’m sure everyone remembers their favorite Justice League Unlimited episode, “The Greatest Story Never Told.” You know, the one that put Booster Gold on the map for a mainstream audience in the 2000s.

So the main issue of that episode was a dude with a black hole in his chest.

This is a Wally West’s Flash character apparently.

I probably read this in “Flash: Rogues” in my middle school library at a similar period of time when the episode aired.

It’s fascinating seeing where some of this stuff comes from. Why would I ever expect a one off episode designed to give Booster Gold a little love would be getting its material from The Flash.

And what material it is. I haven’t had a chance to read Chunk’s origin story yet.

But uh, let’s talk about that name huh?

Gods, the layers are fascinating.

A big black fat guy who literally has an all consuming black hole inside him. And his name, Chester P. Runk, portmanteaus into a classic fat person nickname in “Ch’unk.”

I dunno man, it’s just weird. A little uncomfortable. I imagine it’s a lot worse in his origin comic but here in this story he’s treated with dignity and respect. Same is even true in Impulse, one of Impulse’s classmates who is also a fat black kid actually looks up to Chunk. And, fair, Chunk is a brilliant scientist and successful businessman once the whole singularity thing got controlled.

It’s just a lot of things that just make you tilt your head and go “hmmmm.”

[ash5monster01]

Happy 39th Anniversary to The Goonies ☠️ 🏴‍☠️⚓️📜

[funkytrax]

ur nothing but a lolcow right neow! art for kris my frien

[katmaibearfan]

32 Chunk and his perpetually pouty face!

[crypitd]

Pitiful Tawny Frogmouth Chick for Sleepy Bird Sunday

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[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

how about a pacific spiny lumpsucker :)

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the PACIFIC SPINY LUMPSUCKER:

5/10 Chunk

10/10 Funk

9/10 Gunk

Once again we come across a creature I had never heard of before today. Apparently they’re very bony, but since they have such a square shape to them I give them a little chunk. They have a very very funky look and a strange gimmick, high funk. These fish are also very slimy (as found in my brief googling of them), high gunk.

Overall: 9/10

Its eyes are so full of hope. Its mouth is always agape in a state of wonder. Its tummy goes suck suck.

It is beautiful.

[lowkeloki]

[hallowcryptidstudio]

This literally UNIT of a burd is Chunky and I LOVE him!

[saltwife]

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Chunky yet Funky! It’s 32 Chunk, so fat he looks like he might explode! What a lad.

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Image description: Digital illustration of an enormously fat brown bear, with multiple fat rolls, and a scar on his nose, sitting down. Bubble letter text reads “CHUNK”