#chunk

[funkytrax]

ur nothing but a lolcow right neow! art for kris my frien

[crypitd]

Handling a Fledgling Turkey Vulture for Fat Bird Friday

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[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the SEA BUNNY:

10/10 Chunk

9.2/10 Funk

10/10 Gunk

For Easter, I thought it would be fitting to rate the sea bunny! These little guys are REALLY little, they’re less than an inch long- Since they’re nudibranchs, which by definition have no bones or shells, these squishy little fellas get maximum chunk. Sea bunnies are super recognizable and adorable with their little “ears” and “fur” (both are actually sensory organs), high funk. Nudibranchs are slimy little guys, and sea bunnies in specific are actually super slimy and poisonous, so of course they have maximum gunk.

Overall Rating: 10/10

They’re so cute, like- they’re SO cute- LOOK AT THEMMM!!!

Sorry for disappearing for a while again! Happy Easter (for those who celebrate) and happy pastel bunny day for all those who don’t!

I personally just enjoy Easter for all of the cute pastels and bunnies everywhere haha

[katmaibearfan]

32 Chunk and his perpetually pouty face!

[catfindr]

[retropopcult]

The Goonies (1985)

[ash5monster01]

Happy 39th Anniversary to The Goonies ☠️ 🏴‍☠️⚓️📜

[toadalled]

Dunkleosteus? More like Chunkleosteus!

[hallowcryptidstudio]

This literally UNIT of a burd is Chunky and I LOVE him!

[crypitd]

Pitiful Tawny Frogmouth Chick for Sleepy Bird Sunday

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[chunkfunkgunk-offishal]

how about a pacific spiny lumpsucker :)

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the PACIFIC SPINY LUMPSUCKER:

5/10 Chunk

10/10 Funk

9/10 Gunk

Once again we come across a creature I had never heard of before today. Apparently they’re very bony, but since they have such a square shape to them I give them a little chunk. They have a very very funky look and a strange gimmick, high funk. These fish are also very slimy (as found in my brief googling of them), high gunk.

Overall: 9/10

Its eyes are so full of hope. Its mouth is always agape in a state of wonder. Its tummy goes suck suck.

It is beautiful.

[katmaibearfan]

legitimately cannot decide which of the silly nicknames bear cam viewers give to the big boars is funnier, so here, have a poll!

[catfindr]

[saltwife]

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Chunky yet Funky! It’s 32 Chunk, so fat he looks like he might explode! What a lad.

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Image description: Digital illustration of an enormously fat brown bear, with multiple fat rolls, and a scar on his nose, sitting down. Bubble letter text reads “CHUNK”

[seanastinhopeunquenchable]

Sean Astin plays a scientist in the hilarious horror flick, “Invisible Raptor,” currently enjoying a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes!

His flowered shirt is a nod to the shirt won by Wayne Knight as Dennis Nedry in “Jurassic Park.” That shirt is a call back to Chunk’s shirt in “The Goonies,” Nedry clearly being a Goonies fashion fan.

By the way, Sean’s character is named “Willie” Walsh!